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Arctic Monkeys fanboy. Palace sufferer. Socialist.

South London
Joined January 2023
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
11 months
@owenthfc__ Palace fan here, we hate everyone, including ourselves
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
6 months
Central fell for a beak of beak street tweet I cannot believe my eyes
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
6 months
Brighton players hit a fancy restaurant at an East London hotel late into the night, to celebrate their first clean sheet in almost a year. I'm cringing so hard right now 🤣😭
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All love 💕💖
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Russ Cook
1 year
Me reading the comments. All love gangstas🤣
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
The one positive to the game yesterday, welcome to palace darlin x
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
4 months
The guy must really hate his wife
@TPWNewsHQ
TPW News
4 months
1/2 🤔 Roy Hodgson plans to stay in football and is looking for a consultancy job - possibly abroad. Meanwhile insiders reveal Hodgson played a key part in picking the team for the Everton game before his medical drama. [Alan Nixon] #CPFC
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Cried at Wembley the first time Cried at Wembley the second time Cried when we relegated you
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Joe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1 year
He really IS Palace. Never forget when he tried to leave every year.
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Can’t wait to lose to Gillingham in the cup and throw myself off that grass ledge
@Joel_CP_70
Joel
1 year
Wow! #CPFC Some design changes.
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- Past 6 seasons we’ve finished above them 3 times - Did the double over them last season - Both have pensioners in charge - They’re just gassed because they got a couple away days to AstraZeneca and maoam
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
1 year
Darren Bent says West Ham isn’t a step up from Crystal Palace 🤔 🤔
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
@CpfcSwaino @emmmx999 She turned to me yesterday and said “15 is shit” and that’s when I knew she was the one
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
10 months
How does a heat map have blobs? Has he just teleported from one side of the pitch to the other?
@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
10 months
Another solid Cheick Doucouré performance 🔥
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
5 months
Gone to find MWEPUs atrium valves
@MwepuMagic
MwepuMagic
5 months
Where’ve you gone lads?? #BHAFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
10 months
First time he’s heard someone say yes and not no
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Matthew
10 months
Love Kyle Walker shouting "Yes Dunky" after that headed clearance
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
Waiting for CalcioCarl to put “💀👀” on his Instagram story followed by a video of him in a red and blue flat cap and scarf raging because someone shared it on twitter
@liamb0117
Liam©
9 months
Is there an update on Roy’s health? Haven’t seen anything since Paddy’s comments on Saturday evening
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
Solo away days are so depressing
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Saw him at powerleague croydon the other week
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Pys
1 year
🚨 Crystal Palace have made contact with Hudson Odoi’s agents. ( @ed_aarons )
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
8 months
@AgentOThom Can I be the first?
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
His dad must be so proud
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CentreGoals.
7 months
Is Alisson Becker the best goalkeeper in the world right now?
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
Good first impression he’s made then
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
The one positive to the game yesterday, welcome to palace darlin x
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
11 months
@CPFCGAY @SunSport 12m?! Pay it ffs
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10 months
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@WfcJoe_ Which game are you talking about, the one where we beat you, the one where we beat you, or the one where we beat you? 😉
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
10 months
Trying to educate 20k teenage boys on why victims sometimes struggle to leave abusers is hard fucking work
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george
10 months
This situation is so confusing to me…
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Adam
8 months
Posting a goal that didn’t even count is so tinpot what a state they are
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
8 months
One of the best goals Dunky will never score... 🥲
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Vieira found a new club quicker than we found a new manager, class
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Signed, completed. Patrick Vieira has been appointed as new Strasbourg head coach. 🔵✍🏻 #Ligue1 Deal completed today following Chelsea owners’ takeover of Ligue1 side.
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
5 months
Calcio Carl is a top tier spastic. This app is miles better off without that attention seeking flat cap freak
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
10 months
Spending 70mil to play Eze on the wing is the same as paying a prostitute for a cuddle
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@YellowKing91 @andyclarke76 You’d have to be allowed near U10s first mate
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
That’s the starting lineup announcement tweet btw
@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
9 months
Jaïro Riedewald. In the building. 🤝 #CPFC | #CRYNFO
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
10 months
@vguaita13 I miss you king
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@CEO4TAG Bro types like a 50 year old CPFCForever Facebook user and I’m all for it
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Logged on to twitter to see racism, a rather large nob, an extra large shite, and a dog shagging a woman, all from one account 10 years ago
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
10 months
Heard he slapped the canteen woman because she put Richmond sausages in the paella
@BearCPFC
Chris 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪🦅
10 months
@dan_ofthesouth @MatchdayCPFC Someone who works at the club has told me a few things, just put it this way, he wasn’t the most professional of players
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
5 months
What a goal!
@ThePalaceWay
The Palace Way
5 months
🥶 We need to have a serious conversation about our U18 front four... Rabona + Overhead Kick??? #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
6 months
What league is Mwepu in now?
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MwepuMagic
6 months
Get off twitter and get back to training. You need it championship flop😂
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Completed yesterday 😎
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Whip your palace tattoos in the comments I’m trying to see something #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
So we’ve spent fuck all in markets just to not have enough money anyway?
@TPWNewsHQ
TPW News
7 months
💷 🏟️ Crystal Palace FC Seeks £45 Million in Funds for Stadium Upgrade. #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
6 months
Just because something is traditional it doesn’t make it automatically good
@GBNEWS
GB News
6 months
'It's an English tradition and we should be proud of it.' @Nigel_Farage asks members of the public why the Boxing Day hunt tradition is so important to them. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🔓 Become a GB News Member:
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
11 months
Looks nice to me but I’m also autistic with the mental age of a 4 year old so that’s not a good sign
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RJ
11 months
Ah bosh!
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
6 months
Dogs literally scouting for toddlers whilst he’s rapping ffs
@anglofuturist
Will 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
6 months
Incredible content has come out of the XL Bully ban, starting with this rap song, more below ⬇️
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@CPFCHQ Can hardly call luton a fun away day when there’s only 20 seats up for grabs
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Sheffield wednesday redemption arc
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@CEO4TAG Do your job please Steven x
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@CPFC 💀💀💀💀💀
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
Mr parish you will not fool me
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
@cpfc98 @emmmx999 Hahahah Guaitas got blood on his gloves there
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
8 months
This bloke defo has a BMI of 37
@ToonPolls
Toon Polls
8 months
Bit of a curveball request here but Palace fans want Schlupp to win Player of the Month (presumably as he’s actually been shit). Something funny about influencing other club’s poll results. Link below - Vote Schlupp! 🤣🤣 #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
11 months
@CEO4TAG fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
Hi Rio do you remember cheating on your terminally ill wife though?
@MailSport
Mail Sport
7 months
'I don't remember anyone saying, 'wow, look at what Palace are doing'': Rio Ferdinand questions why Sir Jim Ratcliffe is thought to be targeting Dougie Freedman 🤔
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Forest doing PSV and we’re doing Barnet. Get a grip
@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
1 year
Fixture added ✔️ We'll be traveling to Barnet in July as part of our pre-season schedule 🤝
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
5 months
No way this racist nonce is still here hahahahaha day made
@mrgaryspencer
Gary Spencer
5 months
@DrizzyCPFC @fletcherr Fans ??? They look like school kids to me
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Adam
10 months
Could we put him on the left instead of schlupp?
@CPFC_Tampa
Tampa Palace
10 months
If you haven’t read this all, you should! Re: OE off the left.. season heatmaps confirm this. During his 22g campaign at Celtic, he lurked in the left half space & attacked the box when the opportunity presented itself. At Palace, he’s spread too thin trying to help link play.
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4 months
@FabrizioRomano Fabrizio I will swallow your children thank you
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
5 months
Genuinely want her dead
@AstridWett
Astrid Wett
5 months
WE ARE IN THE FINALLLLLLL
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
8 months
Hold
@BurnleyOfficial
Burnley FC
8 months
Full-time.
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@CPFC Mateta
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
He says whilst crying
@TalkCPFC
Ollie
9 months
Palace twitter in 2023 is everyone just crying about anything that goes wrong, it’s incredibly boring
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The 2010 granddads are gonna lick this up man, be careful what you wish for etc etc fuck OFF
@TPWNewsHQ
TPW News
1 year
👀 CRYSTAL PALACE AND LYON OWNER JOHN TEXTOR COULD FACE TRANSFER BAN AT BELGIAN SIDE RWDM OVER UNPAID FEE. #CPFC
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@CPFCHQ It’s been 8 minutes. We’re hardly going to be in contract with the Bournemouth admin to sync up are we?😅
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Adam
10 months
@CAFCofficial HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
4 months
Me and the boys rocking up to Wembley
@JDpne23
jacob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
4 months
Why do they all just wear tracksuits 😂😂😂
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Bro slept on it and still chose violence💀
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@fener_habers @wilfriedzaha Why would he go play in a pointless league for a pointless club, galatasaray and besiktas are miles better
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
Ah yes the scousers, well known for not playing the victim card
@Tgarratt10
Tom Garratt
7 months
Jesus Christ how soft are people man. It’s a footie chant, not that deep at all. I guarantee majority of scousers don’t give a fuck.
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@_EnGee Palace fan here, 100% spot on. Especially the bit about HLTCO
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Adam
7 months
The fact you can campaign for a minority group such as the deaf but then vote Tory is astoundingly thick
@HannahJLFisher
Hannah Fisher
7 months
❄️ A cold one out on the campaign trail. #VoteConservative
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11 months
@EvilSashPioneer Have I missed something? 😭
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One man and one man only
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@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
1 year
It's time ⏰ Who is your Player of the Season? 🤔 Voting is now OPEN 🗳 #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
Sits in an armchair for a living
@angryginge13
angryginge
9 months
@JamiegCPFC Bet you must have been loud from your armchair mate.
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Limbs when I see this bloke on Best Gore next week
@hardestgeezer
Russ Cook
1 year
Just saw a Crystal Palace fan out here in Africa! Mad
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@jordodownes1995 2nd worst? Come on man
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Adam
7 months
Maybe take a picture when the games actually on and your stewards aren’t all stinky mongs next time
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Callum
7 months
Never want to hear about Palace fans again
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
8 months
Bloke cross legged on the floor has finished me
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
8 months
Brighton fans have arrived in Amsterdam ahead of their game at Ajax tonight. 👏 #BHAFC
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@palacecarl 😭😭😭😭😭he’s finally got to be dropped
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
5 months
Tears they put mateta at striker
@thfcoh
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5 months
Tell me you see the vision
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
I shall k!ll myself, and I think I deserve
@ThePalaceFC
The Palace
9 months
Give El Ghazi a contract, @SteveAndTheAmericans #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
7 months
Took the wife to her first palace game today… #CPFC
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
8 months?! If that was last time we are finito
@MatchdayCPFC
MatchdayCPFC
9 months
Dean Henderson on IG: “It’s been a long and difficult 8 months.” “I’ve had a setback but I’m motivated to come back the best version of myself.”
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
9 months
Mateta in this list we have made it ladies and gentlemen
@ValentinsTwatt1
Valentin
9 months
@DougieCritchley With some english people it's a different level of arrogance towards their Division.. We gave also them Firmino, Son, Xhaka, Konate, Gündo, Arkanji, KdB, Groß, Awoniyi, Mateta, Nkunku, Thiago, Joelinton, Flekken, Schade, Dahoud, Leno. +Vitaly Janelt from 2. Bundesliga.. Flops🤬
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@MandoCalrisian Eze is useless out on the left imo
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@CPFCtransfersHQ @yagosabuncuoglu If he wanted to go to Turkey he’d go to a big club like galatasaray, not that tiny pointless club
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Adam
11 months
@CPFC He really is using as a stepping stone isn’t he
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Adam
11 months
@CPFC Don’t care mateta hattrick pls
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@AFCMxchael9 @Tendiinho Could have put Mcginn on the list then🤣
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@BarnsleyFC release ticket details pls xx
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Adam
5 months
@cpfcgeezy Jesus Christ
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Adam
10 months
@gerardeulofeu Come to palace x
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Deep it if he didn’t tweet this, he never would have gotten cancelled. Lol
@hardestgeezer
Russ Cook
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Just saw a Crystal Palace fan out here in Africa! Mad
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@MatheussyEater
Adam
8 months
“Last night we saw the theatre of dreams turn into the theatre of nothing”
@GNev2
Gary Neville
8 months
On my way up to the gantry last night I bumped into Dan Ashworth. He transformed the FA’s structure, set Brighton up for this incredible period of success and has now built a strong foundation for the new owners at Newcastle. He’s competent, highly qualified and knows what he’s
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An Austrian Adolf in charge of palace, and still less of a danger than Hodgson
@TPWNewsHQ
TPW News
1 year
Crystal Palace have reportedly held talks with former Borussia Monchengladbach manager Adi Hutter, according to Sky Sports. #CPFC
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Bench better than the starting 11 ffs
@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
1 year
The team to take on City 👊 🤝 @shophumm #CPFC | #CRYMCI
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Worst bit about this article is that they’ve referred to him as a star
@TPWNewsHQ
TPW News
1 year
👮🏼‍♂️ Crystal Palace star Odsonne Edouard drove Audi with no licence and five speeding offences within fortnight. #CPFC
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