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Perpetually sleepy lover of words and rude cats Eng/Esp OK

West Melbourne, FL
Joined April 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@MariettaDaws
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Happy #WordSearchWednesday ! Todayโ€™s puzzle is all about Cameron Prairie National Wildlife Refuge. Find more puzzles in Large Print Louisiana Word Searches on Amazon:
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@MariettaDaws
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@nostalgicuItra @arritenjo At this point I support all women and their child support demands on Future. He won't learn otherwise.
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@ThatOddChica @schmvngpctrs Why didn't you stand up
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@aevalo @SAMGREIS Is it because you are also dating Pete Davidson?
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@TropiCat212 @wsbtv I've seen this movie. Lake Lanier eats you next.
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@glossycicix @JudasAffiliated Sarah Paulson is from Tampa WHY ARE YOU TRYING HER MRS. NOODLE
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@tnwhiskeywoman @prettyjoyful08 I swear between them and vogue I'm starting to realize I could have been a photographer if my parents had money
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@HLMongoose I need Prancer to be Twitter's main character all weekend long.
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@HelloWo15928736 @CareersInsider Right. Gen Z presumably went to high school once already.
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@CHorst12 @TMZ For every baby millennials don't have, Nick Cannon's going to have three
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@justintgomez @phenomenallybri @adifferentkevin I've seen them and I'm glad I dodged that bullet
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@kaytoalday @chrissyteigen How did they know it was your daughter
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@MariettaDaws
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@SaeedDiCaprio @ScubaNickle2 He unblocked himself from my account, so it seems unfair that you can't unblock yourself Also lmaooooo you won Twitter
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@Vee1059 I'm so sorry My uncle's shirt was stolen in his nursing home. It had a picture of his granddaughter, who was murdered by a drunk driver. He did get it back. Please show this picture to all of the therapists there. They're in and out of all the rooms and are likely to spot it.
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@MariettaDaws
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@winterlady02 @robwormald She died like she lived, trying to pet a cat that didn't want to be petted
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@BillionaireDri @wsbtv She was fed well this weekend so hopefully everyone will be safe tomorrow
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@prince_tyreek @doja_barbb @nostalgicuItra @arritenjo It doesn't go both ways. There are no female rappers with six kids by six different men.
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@MerriamWebster Am I going to get my $8 back?
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@FatherlyHQ *gestures at EVERYTHING* You don't say.
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@MariettaDaws
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@mySA Thanks a lot K9s, every trick or treater in my neighborhood was going to get a condom full of liquid meth. Now I gotta hand out circus peanuts
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@MariettaDaws
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@therealzevgood I can't find any accurate news source for this but here's another one
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@MariettaDaws
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@big_hasso My daughter is older than Stormi and every baking session involves her deciding the ingredients are skincare ๐Ÿ˜ญ Stormi is a well behaved child, period
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@MariettaDaws
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Thank you so much! I'm so happy you are enjoying it!
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Steph Sealy M.Ost. Registered Osteopath
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@MariettaDaws P.S. Loving this by the way! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@STaeMJ @___inCANdescent Thinking about starting a business where I sell how to start a business for 699, for those who think the extra hundred means it's better ๐Ÿค”
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@MariettaDaws
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@hyyhworId @lil_ibuprofen_ I do this it makes them SO angry and defensive, 100% recommend
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@MariettaDaws
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@RaveEdition @skyferrori I just texted my dad and told him that the pope 1) has a stylist 2. Who is gay and 3: is on TikTok and he is so very angry, thank you
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@cerebralistic Nothing more lonely than sleeping next to someone you want out of your bed
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@buhlakay11 @redcervidae I hope you blocked him. My fat ass would have
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@pimpdxddyjo @dovenymph The same sites took a tweet I had with zero likes or retweets How did they even find it and why couldn't they have retweeted me
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@CatsOfYore @GM7077 They updated. They found a foster!
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When I came home today, ornaments had mysteriously been removed from the tree and scattered to the farthest reaches of the house He's like a one-cat crime wave
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@BrandyHolmes @xo_laaaay WHERE is everyone finding this cursed Grinch
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@MariettaDaws
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Commuters should expect serious delays this morning due to an overturned feline on the causeway #Caturday
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@APFactCheck That age gap is too wide.
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@MetroUK He shushed her?
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@TRF_Stories @Zoom Good. I want her to know when she's rambling. This could have been an email.
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@PopCrave The best ratings in years and this is how they repay him? It's a slap in the face
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@fcksongz @TheeDreadGod Barbie dolls for adults You can actually afford a house You can even have a family that's messier than the one you were born into
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@FOXBaltimore The worst part of doing crime is standing at the bus stop for 55 minutes afterwards, because the bus only comes by hourly
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@MariettaDaws
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@chinkz_89 @iamTresor @_iKUPKAKE When you hear your best friend is getting serious with that 32 year old
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@dishwashingg Everyone with more than 100k followers on YouTube needs to delete. I need new characters. Ones who know how to act.
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@K8te_k8te_k8te @_heyitstiff @wordsof_Beauty @celesitial I promise you, those things they sell as chips at Aldi's do not come from Lays
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@Patrixmyth @Robx2Infinity @nytimes Your door might get smashed down, but your jewelry and electronics are fine. Better cancel your midnight snack plans tho
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@The_Lone_Apple @BBCWorld Why does it always have to be Putin? Maybe it was the Crimean Duke of Beyond Meat.
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@MariettaDaws
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1 year
Good morning from murder mittens
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@MariettaDaws
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2 years
@proudbugman For sale Baby shoes Heavily worn Like the baby had slogged through a swamp
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@MariettaDaws
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Merry Christmas to all of you! Thank you for following me ๐Ÿ’š
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@MariettaDaws
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and crunchy treats is the sun
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@MariettaDaws
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When a five year old girl loves you and you're a good boy
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@MariettaDaws
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@WholesomeMeme This is Ollie, but he's pretty unwholesome He's basically resting his tail on my preschooler here
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@MariettaDaws
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There were a lot of tooth punctures on the bag of cat treats this morning Ollie says it was a frog or a horse, but definitely not him
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@rawsalerts So I looked into this Pickaway County and
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@latimes The only time I ever hear about this guy is when he's in trouble. And then when he apologizes for whatever he's in trouble for.
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@MariettaDaws
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The face of a cat who managed to unhook the clothes dryer hose while exploring the garage
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@MariettaDaws
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Happy #Caturday everyone Ollie is being a little lovebug
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He's off hiding someplace so here's Ollie from the other day
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@MariettaDaws
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Good morning from Ollie
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@MariettaDaws
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Ollie has kept an eye on my daughter since she got so sick the other week She's being kind of whiny and he keeps yowling at me to do something
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@MariettaDaws
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Telling myself this is the reason I haven't made the beds today #CatsOfTwitter
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@MariettaDaws
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Happy Caturday from Ollie Ever since my daughter moved the doormat to the hallway (??), he's forsaken his bed and all comfy furniture for it
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@MariettaDaws
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@MuhSabrys @duolingo Wait You mean to tell me you can learn Klingon or whatever they spoke on Game of thrones, but not Persian?
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Ollie is sticking close because it's scary outside (they're digging up the yard)
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I took this video because he wouldn't stop meowing and I wanted you all to hear him Guess what Ollie stopped doing as soon as the camera was on
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Mrrrrrrp?
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@MariettaDaws
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Unsure what I'm wearing to the living room on New Year's Eve. I might not even go this year.
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I was scratching my daughter's back, not Ollie's, and that was a problem #KittyTwitter
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@MariettaDaws
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@unluckyfootie @copano_ Next caption will be "hi mate, we meant don't post this part, post [copy]"
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@UltimaShadowX @KinglyRed I bet he pronounces the B in subtle
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@MariettaDaws
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@LegalizePottery @butsh_feygele But most job descriptions have weasel language that lets them toss a whole second job on you later
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@TRF_Stories @Zoom I'm worried though that as an autistic person, she might not be able to tell when I'm bored
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Lazy Sunday with Ollie #CatsOfTwitter
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1/2 the reason why my tree has almost no ornaments left #CatsOfTwitter
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@MariettaDaws
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@shanalala_ @__LaNasu How much do you have to hate your mom to make this your origin story
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The last thing the red-shouldered hawk on the fence would see if I let Ollie out in the yard Or so he tells me
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@MariettaDaws
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Coworker was extremely handsome and bitey this morning
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@MariettaDaws
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Good morning, I am wondering if I can interest you in giving me a second breakfast
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When you're making progress cleaning your house, DO NOT TAKE A BREAK
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Great job staying in the lines, Ollie
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@heyreallygiger @ECGibson1 Chaplin went after very young girls too ๐Ÿค”
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Ollie is bonkers #CatsOfTwitter
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@MariettaDaws
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Merry Christmas, I love you all!
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@MariettaDaws
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I'm trying to teach him to read but nothing is going in
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@worstsdriver @jeffgre88870914 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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How am I supposed to color if I've slapped all the crayons under the table?
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2 years
Good morning, Ollie is looking for a fight #CatsOfTwitter
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2 years
Happy #Caturday but only to cats who are not taking a nap on clean and folded laundry
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It's a shame the cone will be off before Halloween, Ollie could be a martini ๐Ÿธ
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@niceyspams @__Curtdoggg The pity party is a dead give away!
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Happy New Year! Alright 2023, please don't give us any more unprecedented times
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@MariettaDaws
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2 years
Happy Caturday everyone #CatsOfTwitter
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@MariettaDaws
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2 years
Sesame Street is pretty much always trending in my house, except when my daughter is at school. And then for some reason it trends on Twitter.
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He's sick but he's pretty, baby Five more days until the cone comes off He hasn't eaten or peed in two days and I'm worried
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@MariettaDaws
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In case you're wondering about the distinct lack of Ollie content lately, it's because I can't get him off the heating pad It's turned off It's 80 degrees outside
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@MariettaDaws
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Ollie only ripped open two packages while I was wrapping them. I guess he's growing up. #CatsOfTwitter
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Got a bright red second line on the Rona test Trying to avoid this guy so he doesn't get it too Damn I put my oxygen up to 3L Y'all be careful
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@MariettaDaws
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Here's your #Caturday reminder that cats need to be fed 12-18 times a day or they will starve
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I found a clump of Ollie fur snagged inside my daughter's jeep It could only have gotten there if he tried to sit in it #CatsAreFamily
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I've decided to quit my job and rely on the proceeds of Ollie's art career #CatsAreFamily
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@MariettaDaws
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@Esqueer_ So basically, if Elon follows you and there's a big account you don't like, you can lie and they'll face consequences for your falsehood Because Xenu forbid he takes ten seconds to fact check
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Duolingo: Your hearts are full again! Time to learn Spanish! Me: Opens the app, makes five rookie mistakes, closes the app
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