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@MajesticNoodz

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Gaming goblin 🎮 I will rizz ya with the ‘tism✌️ I partake in degeneracy 🔞 A bit goofy, a bit cringe. I watch too much Twitch & YouTube 👀

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Joined August 2018
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@MajesticNoodz
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@CultureCrave I didn’t hear them ever ask her for forgiveness in the first place 👀
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@GregoryBrownMMA @shiototodoroki @_chase_____ Bro has never seen big boobs before 💀
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@PopCrave Significantly less threatening how am I gonna feel pressured to learn now
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@PopCrave Why are people dunking on this? He’s right.
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@heelvsbabyface I promise, the flags aren’t gonna bite ya my precious lil’ guy
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@wildtiktokss Ah, see your first mistake was marrying a man
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@InternetH0F Boomer Dad's had a lifetime of writing formal emails and their social skills have never recovered
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@UhNachoWho @Idubbbz Bro Leafy doesn’t even know you exist
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@wildtiktokss Wait let her cook
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@ask_aubry If he’s not willing to drop everything for his pregnant girlfriend’s health & the health of his baby how on earth is he gonna handle having to drop everything all the time for his kid when it’s born? 😳
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@mattxiv Imagine you’re in prison and another sex offender asks what landed you in. “oh I wanted to watch Hercules & Aladdin kiss” like bro
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@DudespostingWs The world needs a friendly neighbourhood pedo beater
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@PopCrave @PaigeChristieUK Every single day there’s another nail added to her coffin 😭 how’d she get away with this for so long
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@9illeh @Dexerto Men are topless literally all the time what are you on about
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@YouUpBaby @Dexerto Spoken like a dude who needs his hard drives checked
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@AlexanderKurucz @thedailybeast Awh look, his last two brain cells are trying their very best 🥹
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@InternetH0F I’d be a terrible boss I see someone being sassy as shit & I’d have to give them a raise outa respect
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@256GBMemes This is why I grew outa shit talking in video games... People are playing to feel good & relax or have fun, and you never know how bad of a day someone might be having, don't go out of your way to potentially make it worse 💕
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@InternetH0F Nah fuck Word, Power Point was my bread & butter, I’d waste hours, days on silly lil’ presentations in power point. I was an only kid with no friends idk who I was expecting to present them to but damn I loved that shit
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@PopCrave He fumbled big time
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@9illeh @Dexerto I agree, why aren’t the women fighting topless
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@DiscussingFilm Oh my sweet baby angel, he's so innocent
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@Retro_Omega_ Sweet home Alabama ᕕ( ᐛ ) ᕗ
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@PopCrave People out here saying “way to alienate your audience” like she didn’t have a combined screen time of like 4 minutes max 22 years ago
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@tragicbirdapp Luigi is never gonna emotionally recover from this
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@BMG_Excalibur @CultureCrave No, they made their own careers by being great actors and by making her franchise as big as it’s gotten. The only one that gives the media fuel to attack JK is JK herself by refusing to stop with her public transphobic remarks & attacks.
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@PopCrave And it was STILL rainy & cold in the UK. We can't win 😭
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@s8n Deserved
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@LocalBateman Damn Nurse Becky taking personal attacks
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@ShitpostGate Gay best friend? Damn the bf is in for a TREAT
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@tragicbirdapp We all remember the day we first discovered Shadbade… for better or for worse… mostly for worse
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@Dexerto His ass should be in a cell not on TV lmao
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@wildtiktokss Yoooo he’s got a god damn good point
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@PicturesFoIder Now show us the backside because I swear y'all are not washing back there
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@wizzyknows @DailyLoud Person shocked to discover the concept of consent
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@GoodReddit Awhh it’s triplets? 🥹
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@Retro_Omega_ This is pretty much what I desire in a partner tbh be my goofy lil’ goober
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@allurequinn @Freyajade_ Men don’t compare women challenge
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@n8fromdablock @tinioril @_chase_____ But you’re not paying for your property, someone else is paying for your property lol, so yeah for you, these things are just given out, funny how that works
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@DudespostingWs Lol yeah screw you Nurse Becky specifically
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@r_h3h3 @h3h3productions XQC tries to not act like a pubescent boy in highschool challenge: Difficulty - impossible
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@downbadcomment @tragicbirdapp Damn folks getting really good in their creative writing exercises huh
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@jeannette_feliz He’s so confident for a guy who lives in the gloomiest goon cave I’ve ever seen
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@YouUpBaby @Dexerto Yes she holds no responsibility whatsoever for a grown ass adult choosing to groom them.
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@ask_aubry Men attempt to not think with their dicks for one second challenge, difficulty: Impossible (apparently)
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@HelpingChads Petition to replace all global currency with shiny blue rocks
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@Coltonlwilson @UhNachoWho I ain't looking through 200 followers to see if some nuts for brains follows a certified Leafy simp. It only take .2 seconds to find that out if you're silly enough to be following Leafy in the first place
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@JohnBow31350342 @PopCrave Not all kids have both their parents though
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@ostonox Every sentence XQC speaks sounds like every high schooler when they were trying to learn rap god
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@h3h3productions Every guy is an old guy to XQC because he’s determined to always present as a boy that has barely hit puberty
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@ShitpostGate Tbh… that Dad is onto something here
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@worstdeleted Fellas is it gay to understand consent
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@hourly_shitpost I’ve never understood this… like, height is actually a dealbreaker for some people? If he’s funny & we can just be goofy goobers with each other then that’s all I want lmao
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@LocalBateman Opera gx keeping it real
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@lily650nj @Morbidful “Just a debilitating illness ruining her quality of life where no treatments were working to help her” 🤨
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@bigplfc74 @heelvsbabyface You mean in the real world flags might grow teeth and bite me? 🤯
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@Dexerto Imagine growing up and finding out your dad came on a cat
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@EverythingOOC "There's plenty of fish in the sea" Meanwhile, the fish in the sea are Martin's
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@GhostOfGuzzy @etheralfem He had multiple kids whilst in a wheelchair, when are y’all gonna realise disabled people fuck too? Being disabled doesn’t stop someone from being an abuser too.
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@GoodReddit Why would they cover up a masterpiece?
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@Pretty_Sonny This might be difficult for you to hear so I’ma say it slowly for you. Disabled People Fuck Too. Disabled People Have Sex Drives. A fuck ton of sex workers are ALSO disabled. Please, be quiet.
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@ask_aubry The irony is with a bio like that, the only one delaying themselves getting sex is himself.
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@iHaevLysdexia @GregoryBrownMMA @shiototodoroki @_chase_____ You tweet to an audience of nobody you don't count
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@Yamatehdrama @heelvsbabyface Flags don’t even have arms bro
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@ask_aubry He’s giving Elliot Rodger vibes, I hope someone can intervene in time before someone gets seriously hurt, that shit is scary.
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@GoodReddit That’s his home now
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@albert12798 Wtf that’s the date I planned my Breaking bad marathon orgy for oh fuck
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@MittenSquad Rest in peace man. You bought so so so much happiness to so many people.
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@F1NN5TER Wow this article is insane???? What the fuck, I’m so sorry, this is disgusting
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@EverythingOOC Pffft y’all think I bought an electric toothbrush to BRUSH MY TEETH WITH? Yare yare daze
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@ask_aubry They’re okay until they start turning yellow 🤨
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@Camila_only03 People have actually died horrifically in these ways and all you can think of is “how can I turn this into me making a bag?” Learn how to market and stfu for the love of god
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@NoContextBrits Her face… she knows the error of her ways
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@ShitpostGate Yeah get fucked Sara
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@wildtiktokss Love that for her
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@RatiosCrazy A big W for Marvin fans
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@UtdTransferr @JimBevan85 @DiscussingFilm “I don’t support him but if my pedo GOAT Justin ain’t it I’m not watching” Do you know the meaning of words or do you just say random shit & hope for the best?
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@EverythingOOC Okay listen an entire month for Lust I can get behind
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