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NYT bestselling author (4x) 📚 Speaker 🗣 and ✍🏾 Book Coach at The Book Academy. Learn how to write books - .

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4 years
Breonna Taylor's killers are still walking free. Breonna Taylor's killers are still walking free. Breonna Taylor's killers are still walking free. Breonna Taylor's killers are still walking free. Breonna Taylor's killers are still walking free.
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When USPS is giving us warnings...
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U.S. Postal Service
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Yesterday, I went looking for a database of Black women who are running for office in 2018. I didn't find one, so with the help of 4 other people, I created one that has info of 100+ women:
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4 years
You. Person who is about to send an email with a professional request on Dec 23. Stop typing. Back away from the computer slowly. And stop the madness. No one needs anything before the new year, and they certainly don't need a new email from you. Go take a break. Thanks.
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4 years
Someone on FB said "this year feels like Tyler Perry wrote it." 😭😭😭
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7 years
Be clear. The @ACLU won a temporary stay. This will be fought hard. Do not stop protesting. Do not sigh in relief. Fight must continue.
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10 months
Thinking about Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. And Justice Sonia Sotomayor. All your life, you wanna be a part of positive change. You work your way to most powerful room in theland, in spite of margins you're on, in spite of the scars from all the glass ceilings you've shattered.
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I don't know who this is but I want to thank them for the BEST (and most accurate) COSTUME EVER. #GOT
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When terrible people start going to therapy, what can happen is they lie to their therapists, b/c when you lack self-awareness, your truth is far from reality. Then they learn all this clinical language and weaponize it for moral superiority. It's wild to watch.
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4 years
Kobe's death has broken the hearts of Black men open. IF there is a silver lining, it might be that Black men have been able to openly show pain, publicly, unabashedly for the first time ever. I hope they realize that they are worth mourning, worth crying over and worth loving 🖤
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Protect Black Women. Believe Black Women. Defend Black Women.
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7 years
The fact that Donald Trump the Hateful isn't losing by a landslide to Hillary Clinton is a stain that America cannot bleach away.
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3 years
Sha'Carri's mother died a week before biggest race of her life. If smoking weed is all she did to cope, she's doing better than most would. If you're chastising her, remember decisions you made at 21. Some of you forgot we knew you in college and you were a complete dumpster fire
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4 years
Are we in the Bad Place?
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People taking @JohnBoyega 's comment of "I hate racists" to mean "I hate white people" are basically saying the word "racist" is synonymous to "white people" which basically proves his point. 🙃🙃🙃
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7 years
BARACK. OBAMA. WAS. NOT. PRESIDENT. DURING. HURRICANE. KATRINA. YOU. BELLIGERENT. IMBECILES.
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3 years
"The African American community stood up for me" and he pounded on the podium. DAMB RIGHT, Joe.
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3 years
Facts 😂
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4 years
I'm 35 years and 9 months old. Today, I learned how to ride a bicycle. Mr. Jones bought a bike, bought me ALL the safety gear (helmet, elbow pads, knee pads, wrist guards) and taught me how to ride. 😍😍😍
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3 years
After we all get vaccinated, I look forward to still saying "No, I'm not coming to that."
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7 years
I'VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS NEWS. Dream. Come. True.
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Shondaland To Develop Luvvie Ajayi’s Book ‘I’m Judging You’ As Cable Series
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David Bowie. Prince. George Michael. 3 men who showed that masculinity has no boundaries. 2016 took them all. 😣
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3 years
YOUR MULTIVITAMINS AREN'T FDA APPROVED BUT YOU TAKING THEM EVERY DAY.
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3 years
Sometimes, the right answer is to cuss people out.
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6 years
White women. Nothing is as determined as a desperate white man who feels like he’s losing his position in the web of oppression he created. But nothing is sadder than the woman who has bought in to her own subjugation. White women. DO BETTER. #Alabama
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2 years
MEMOJIS GOT BONNETS NOW!!!
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4 years
Our girl is officially a millionaire!!! 😭😭😭 I truly hope she spends the sunset of her life in luxury and comfort and I hope this fundraiser allows her to live her last years/decades in ease.
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3 years
Naomi of House Osaka. First of her name. Tennis Treasure. Savant of Singles. Grand Slam Goddess. Tycoon of Talent. Spokeswoman of Self-care.   I have no choice but to HAIL her, cuz this is courage under pressure and grace when they tried to disgrace her.   We see you, Naomi.
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4 years
I know people think Brandy is shading Monica but I think she’s just awkward b/c she seems genuinely excited to be sharing space with her. Brandy is Awkward Black Girl.
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2 years
Adele herself will cancel her own tour and be at the Beyonce concert squealing so... lolll
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My car updates.
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If Beyoncé announces tour dates, I’ll request a refund for my Adele in Vegas tickets and spend the money to see Beyoncé.
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4 years
For clarification: Becky is a younger Karen.
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"Why TV is Sexier Than Ever?" Hey @wmag . Consider not putting a 13 year old on a "sexy" list, k? Millie Bobby Brown is 13 years old.
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This thread is LOVE as a verb.
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The year after my dad died was so bad I don't remember 90% of it. I moved to a new apt and was unable to unpack. For MONTHS. I was ashamed I couldn't unpack. How can you be UNABLE to unpack? Just open the g.d. boxes. That was the year I cried for 19 days. Straight. /1
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One day, people are saying "check on your strong friends." and the next day, the same people are making fun of Megan Thee Stallion for being shot, defending the troglodyte who shot her. It's actually wild. Make more sense.
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7 years
Can we talk about this moment?? When Joe hit that turn like the church presented him a check for rent this month when he ain't have it? 😭
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5 years
That fucking red hat. It's not just a hat. It's a symbol of hate.
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6 years
I went to Target today and only bought the thing I went for. I'm basically a superhero now. Lemme go put this on my LinkedIn under “awards.”
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4 years
Dennis Rodman taught us that if you are gonna be a nuisance, BE REALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB so folks gon have to deal.
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4 years
This is the only news I've heard in 6 months that makes perfect sense.
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6 years
After you've watched #ThisIsAmerica twice or 3x, watch it again. But this time, ignore Donald completely and just watch the background. Whew.
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3 years
Shoutout to the Black doctor who made it happen, Dr. Obeng!
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Well....the glue finally out.
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I wanna dropkick anyone who says "Where Hillary?" in the throat. BISH TAKING THE NAPS THAT SHE DESERVES.
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I don't know how we catch our breaths in a world that punches us in the chest as we're already gasping for air.
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3 years
The only Meghan we acknowledge is Markle.
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6 years
NO THANK YOU. WE JUST CLOSED THE BORDERS. - Wakanda Immigration
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3 years
I'm just here, waiting for the Gorilla Glue lady to give us an update.
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It happened. IT. HAPPENED. I am officially a New York Times Best-Selling Author!!!! #ImJudgingYou is a BEST-SELLER!!! 😭🙏😭
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3 years
Being "aggressively centrist" as Matthew McConaughey claims to be is to be aggressively privileged. It is to pick no sides, therefore living in purgatory of action. A straight, rich white dude who is sheltered from many of the reasons why people on the "far left" are passionate.
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4 years
The Dems better be having secret meetings RIGHT THE FUCK NOW to figure out some strategy. FUCK THE HIGH ROAD. GO LOW. GO GUTTER. FIND SOME SPINE. FIGHT THE GOP LIKE HELL.
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2 years
I, the granddaughter of a woman who didn’t get to finish high school, am now teaching at the top MBA program in the US. 🥺 I walked into @ChicagoBooth on my first day as Adjunct Faculty with my head held high, standing on the shoulders of Black educators everywhere. 🙌🏾
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3 years
WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO CAN READ AGAIN. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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6 years
"I am so disappointed you would ask why Taylor is on the cover of TIME." Well *I* am disappointed that Taylor is being positioned as voice of a movement b/c she won a lawsuit and lost nothing when others have lost everything when they break silence, but don't get visibility.
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Earl of House Simmons. First of His Name. Passionate Poet. Revered Rapper. Hip Hop Hotshot. Lauded Lyricist. Ruff Ryder, Soft Soul. May you find the peace in the spiritual realm that you didn’t find in this one. May the ancestors welcome you with praise. May your spirit soar 🕊️
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2 years
I'm wishing loan forgiveness blessings on EVERYONE! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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4 years
"Tomorrow's not promised. Cuss 'em out today." Amen.
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Love to my Muslim brothers and sisters. We stand with you. As a Christian, I cannot be silent as this #MuslimBan happens. It is not ok.
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3 years
A "journalist" emailed me yesterday to ask me for an interview. I copied my book team (3 people) to handle and she replied by saying how "I have never had so many people involved in an author interview" and said it "raised flags." She withdrew her request this morning.
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6 years
People really won't like when you establish boundaries for yourself. That's when folks will say you've changed, or that you're not nice. Do it anyway. Preserve your sanity because you try to bend yourself backwards for folks and they'll still say you didn't do enough.
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Amanda of House Gorman. First of Her Name. Prophetess of Prose. Anointed Artist. Dignified Dreamer. Sage Scribe. Highborn Verse Slayer. Noble of Noir Pixie Dust. TAKE UP SPACE, sis. 🙏🏾 💫💫💫
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Offset's constant centering of himself during Cardi's biggest moments is complete trash and I need people to stop cheering him on and I need people to stop cheering on people who don't respect the boundaries of others. It's not romantic, and that is not healthy love.
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Yesterday @POTUS saw @IssaRae and @YvonneOrji and told them how much he loves @insecurehbo and how he loves the music and we ALL DIED.
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3 years
"I'm Jill's husband." TELL US WHO YOU BE, SIR.
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I think what will happen is Dany is going to make sure Jon dies in battle. She might not kill him but she won't try to save him if he's in peril. Jon shouldn't have told her before the battle began. Ol' honest self. Play CHESS not CONNECT4! #GameofThrones
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Serena Williams' baby and Beyoncé's twins might be the Harry, Hermione and Ron we need to vanquish Tangerine Voldemort.
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The fact that they nailed VP Kamala's suit in 3 hours is maybe the most impressive thing #SNL has ever done.
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6 years
At this point, if you disagree that Beyoncé is the greatest performer alive, there's hateration where your heart used to be. This should be undisputed. #Beychella
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4 years
All I want is for Kanye to leave us alone and go lay down.
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3 years
THE BLANK STARE TOOK ME OUT!!! 😂😂😂
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I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
So I'm supposed to take vitamins, eat 3 balanced meals, work out, drink a gallon of water, get 8 hours of sleep EVERY DAY?!? EVERY DAY?!?
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@kristencheeks LMAOOOOO!!! This tweet made me HOWL b/c your calmness to Meghan's fake hysteria was the perfect blank stare of life. Thank you.
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2 years
Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball makes ZERO SENSE in a world where Debra Messing exists.
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3 years
Tyler Perry needs to remove himself from the writers rooms of his projects and let people who are good at putting words on paper DO THEIR JOB. And he should hire people who know what GOOD writing is, to hire his writers. I'm not arguing.
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Piers Morgan is the embodiment of white male fragility. Ol' weak chin face ass. The punkassness. The bitchassery. The cowardice. The caucasity. The cuntery. The dustbucketery. The crustiness.
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I woke up wanting to beat Charles ass. Good morning.
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3 years
Can they run back that DMX and Snoop Verzuz?
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The s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶s̶ world gives Black women hell and it's appalling.
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3 years
Queens.
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Madam Auntie VP Kamala Harris is THEE GOAT!
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Cicely Tyson, 95, and Betty White, 98, are both still blessing us after over 60 years in Hollywood.
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People have a problem with confident Black women. And an obsession with humbling us. When we walk in rooms, heads held high, folks are rooting for us to fail. BUT WE WIN ANYWAY. Talking sht is a huge part of the game. Angel Reese didn't invent it. To vilify her for it is TRASH.
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Hi. If you're white and you're talking to me, you don't have to "Girl" me to death. "Hey, girl." "Girl, thank you." No. Stop. Thanks.
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4 years
I get cranky after 2 hours straight of zoom calls. Why are we expecting KIDS to be able to sit there for 7 hours? Why are we? Why?
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3 years
I wanna meet Michaela Cole so our cheekbones can become besties. She's so damb dope and STUNNING. 🥰🥰🥰
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My girl, Aprill, with the on point comment on Megyn Kelly-gate: "And NBC started this fire and wants kudos for putting it out. You displaced two amazing black journalists, hired a racist and then fired her for being racist. 😐" Right.
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"Kamala, Doug. Like it or not, you're family." OMGGGG y'all. I didn't realize how much SIMPLE BASIC DECENCY I've missed. I'm so emo over Joe's speech. 🥺🥺🥺
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People: "Beyoncé is so closed off." Beyoncé in Vogue: I wanted to break generational curses in my family. I had miscarriages. I didn't like my body after kids. I have been broken so many times. People: "Would have been nice to see her truly open." I'm tired.
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Angela Evelyn of House Bassett. First of her name. Thespian Arts Titan. Silver Screen Starlet. Iconically Impactful Ingenue. Golden Globe and Gravitas Goddess. Legacy Lifting Leading Lady. Architect of Awe-Inspiring Artistry. Majestic Movie Maven. We see you. 👑🌼🌺🌸❤️
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People talmbout they want Michelle Obama to run. NOPE. White women didn't even vote for a woman who looked like them. Leave Michelle alone!
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@brokeymcpoverty @vivrant_thang "Do you have to sink or swim? What if you just float?"
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I don't want Oprah to run for president, doe. This country doesn't deserve her. Y'all not gon stress my auntie out with your shenanigans. NAWL.
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Just like we don't care if you don't watch #GameofThrones , we absolutely don't care if you don't like Beyoncé. Not liking awesome things doesn't make you interesting, Contrarian. Thank you. - Management
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I don't really care. Do u?
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Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so
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Dany's ol' power hungry ass. All she heard from Jon is that he could claim the Iron throne. Not that she been sleeping w/ her nephew. #GameofThrones
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Do not #NotAllWhiteWomen me. Two-thirds of white women who voted in Alabama voted for a pedophile. If two-thirds of ANY OTHER GROUP did some thing that was this damaging, we would be getting annihilated for it. So. Sit in these hurt feelings. Deal with accountability, for once.
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One day, we'll talk about the energy it takes to be the bigger person. Folks tell you not to give things energy but what about the ENERGY it takes to be quiet when what you wanna say is THUNDA FIRE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE HOUSEHOLD but you keep it cute.
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Me: It's been such a long year. 😩 Them: It's only January 10 Me:
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She is me. I am she.
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NO WORDS 😩🤣 A toddler seemed to wonder what she had gotten herself into as she stood in a room full of screaming kids on her first day of day care in Syracuse, New York.
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It means she doesn't have kids and she's been alive for over 30 years. 😒😒😒😒😒
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And you end up sitting next to Clarence Thomas, the walking embodiment of self-hate and soul rot. And Brett Kavanaugh, a rapist and the prototype of caucasity and mediocrity. And Amy Coney Barrett, whose picture should be next to the word "Karen" in the dictionary. 😤😤😤
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I've asked this before and I'll ask again. Did the Rapture happen and are we the Ones Who Got Left Behind? I just wanna know. 😩😩😩
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The honor system DOES NOT WORK for people without honor!
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A reminder: that tupperware you have with no matching lid? Throw it away. You're not gonna find the lid. It's gone, friend. Let it go.
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