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Just being me! Over 25 only❤️ #brexit #trump2024 NO Dic Pics! use to be @Jane45971585 Luisa bored with it. Leeds lass!!! but #LFC supporter

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@Luisa47132714
Luisa
4 years
Amuse me. Who would vote YES for the bringing back of the death penalty within the U.K. ?
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Never mind
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Muhammad Zubeidi, Chief Commander of Islamic Jihad in Jenin, was eliminated today by IDF
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4 years
OHH DEAR Hamilton did not win his car race. I’m devastated. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🤬🤬🤬32 men have been charged in West Yorkshire with historic sexual abuse cases. 8 girls between the ages of 13 to 16. No words needed!!!!
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😈🥳😈 #newyearsresolution2024 Lose weight Have a shag Shag to lose weight Ps anyone fancy a shag?
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#IFeelJustifiedBecause I haven’t had a shag. 5 bloody years in mid January
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😈🤭😈For those of you that don’t believe I vib. Ps rabbit ran outta charge so I had to …..
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🤔😳🤔Poor Kate in Asda with Ollie they can’t afford a packet of Oreo’s. Ollie who is approximately 5 is playing on his phone. @itvnews
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🥲🥲🥲Hiya. Can I get some love ❤️ please. I’m going through it today ❤️💜
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3 years
🌺❤️🌺My hosp results r in. It’s a benign nodule. So it seems your stuck with me for the foreseeable 😄😄😄😄What fun 🤩😈😈
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4 months
😈😈😈Way things are going folks I’m gonna have to post a full naked pic with my legs spread. I’m not trans. Ps anyone up for a shag?
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3 years
🤣🤣🤣It looks shit, but it’s the best I’ve got. Please be kind. I promise I look 👀 better in the flesh. I’m sending before I change my bloody mind xx 💋
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👿👿👿Morning. Woke up to find out the U.K. gives foreign aid to China and India!!! These 2 countries like the U.K. are in the top 10 world’s biggest economies. WTF
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5 months
🤭😈🤭Just spilled lager 🍺 down my top. Ooos. Ps anyone fancy a shag n licking it off ?
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3 years
🥲🥲🥲I need some love ❤️. This is difficult my son has beaten me up. I’m so unhappy
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3 years
🤔❤️🤔Morning. I’ve got something to tell you, I’m pregnant 🤰❤️
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2 years
I’m changing my profile pic back to this. I’m not the prettiest or slimmest, but I’m me. Some moron on here said my last pic made him puke 🤮. So I sulked n deactivated but not anymore. Fingers crossed 🤞
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3 years
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧There’s to be an unveiling of a statue to Lady Diana on July 1st on what would have been her 60th birthday. A fitting tribute to a Beautiful Princess 👑❤️
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💗🥰💗Well the boobies won’t be getting a fumble for 3 years. Mammogram results all clear. Yehhhhh. Xx 💋
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3 years
💋💋💋Best wishes for 2021 from me to you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ps this is the best pic of the lot. Please be kind. I wish you all love n happiness 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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❤️🎄❤️One Xmas 🎅 day I was alone. So I volunteered at a homeless cafe. It was in Armley. I walked. It was a lovely 😊 day. Just washed up for hours. I was sooo appreciated. Ps what they didn’t realise they saved my life that day. Volunteering can be that for you ❤️💋❤️😊
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🥲🥲🥲I’m not facially/body confident. So I want to personally thank the MORON who called my looks n making me cry. Cheers
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3 years
I’m not coping. I’ve been crying 😢 for days. I’m not happy
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3 years
💜💜💜HELLO. Can anyone see me
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4 years
Metropolitan Police: Vote of No Confidence in the Met Police Commisioner Cressida Dick - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange
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53. I don’t feel it 😘
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Laraine 💖❤️💫💖❤️💫💖❤️💫💖
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How old will you be this year? I'm going to be 60 !! 🙈🙈🙈😬😬😬
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❤️🥰❤️Today can you please be kind to me. I had 3 trolls yesterday. By troll 3 I was really upset xx 😘
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🥲🥲🥲Can I get some love ❤️? Feeling a bit down
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❤️❤️❤️it’s official I’m 30 (50 but mention it n I’ll knack yer) xxx
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2 years
🤔🤔🤔Some kids are only getting one hot meal a day at school 🏫. Excuse me? Frozen sausages, chips n beans. Better still frozen mince, jar of sauce n pasta. Maybe check what certain parents r spending their money on @itvnews
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🍄🌼🌺🌎Morning lovelies. I’m 29 today (again, I’m actually 49) so I hope you all have a fun day. Sending you millions of 💋💋💋💋💋💋along with a tongue as it’s my birthday 🍰 xx 😊
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❤️❤️❤️Did u like 👍 this pic of me? Xxx
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3 years
🥲🥲🥲My son has just said he’s got a lump on one of his balls. He’s too young for this
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😡😡😡So 2 parents have boarded a plane ✈️ from Afghanistan 🇦🇫 whilst leaving their 2 kids behind!!!!!! WTF 😳 is going on?? It’s always kids first. Any moron knows that. Selfish nasty 🤢 twastards!!!!
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🤭😈🤭I was chatting this bloke up earlier. 💭I was too subtle. Should have been me. Ps anyone fancy a shag?
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3 years
🤬🤬🤬WTF on @BBC to see New Year in. Thanks for the covid and BLM lecture. Wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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😍❤️😍Anyone other than me sick of hearing about covid?
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🥰❤️🥰Morning tweeties. It’s Holocaust Memorial Day today. So maybe give a thought to those murdered. Much love 💗
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I think I’m falling in love. It feels so weird. Not happened for so v long xx 💋
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3 years
🤣🤣🤣Give up pets to save the planet 🌎? I’m seriously pissed. WTF #GMB
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🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸morning darlings. Derek Chauvin’s legal team have requested a new trial. Xx 💋
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🤔👿🤔Why do males always shove their hand down to rearrange their tackle? You don’t see females displaying that behaviour
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🤔😂🤔Morning sweeties. Anybody watching Comic relief tonight............. 😂😂👿
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2 years
🥲🥲🥲Can you send me some love ❤️. Someone has hurt my heart ❤️
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🥲🥲🥲Hiya folks. I’ve got hospital today. Consultation about my brain 🧠 scan. I’m not leaving until they agree it. I just NEED my mind putting at rest. I’m scared ❤️
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2 years
💋😎💋OMG if Hamilton wins on Sunday he’s the most successful driver of all time. Shame he’s a racist
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2 years
😎🤔😎Just for the record if you can’t be arsed to like n reply to my tweets. I won’t be yours. Anymore. Too many selfish folk on here!!!!
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3 years
😈😈😈I’m gagging for it. Even Whitty is looking attractive 😇😇😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
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😡😡😡What r you gonna do to me eh?? I’ve been bullied, controlled, raped, 2 miscarriages , cancer, beaten!!! You can’t hurt me. I’ll cry, BUT IM STILL STANDING TWEETIES. This twitch is going nowhere
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🤪😈🤭Had to behave yesterday. Bloody Santa 🎅 never emptied his sacks. I’m off to vibe ps anyone fancy a shag?
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😳😳😳OMG Valentine’s Day is looming. Another reminder of my shagless existence!!!! Ps anyone up for a shag. Well a date to be fair
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😈🧠😈This is an ungodly time to be awake!! Brain 🧠 scan at 8.15am. I’m sure it’s a punishment. Ps wish me luck 🍀 pps morning darlings
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❤️❤️❤️ My Valentine’s pic. Ps it’s 4 years old
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😈🤔😈If I get my tits out tonite it’s only cos I’m pissed. No offence meant. 😂😂😂💋💋💋💋
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😡😡😡Right. If u don’t like the way I tweet, then naff off!! You faceless or ugly peoples. I don’t insult no one. I just react to nasty 🤢 tweets!!! I hope I’ve made myself clear!!! I ain’t great at the mo. So last thing I need is negativity on here!!
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#GoodReasonsToBeBad . Just cos I’m horny 😜😜😜
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👿👿👿I’ve got something to tell you. I sent some tit/nipple pics to someone who is threatening to send them. That’s all I’ve ever sent. So be prepared. Sorry 💋💋
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🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧Apparently there’s a somber mood in Brussels. Aww bless em......😂😂😂😂😂😂
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👿👿👿Anyone up for a drink/shag a thong when this bollocks is over ............. I’m in 😘😘😘😂😂😂😂❤️❤️💯💯
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😍😍😍I’m gonna get banned. I bloody know it. Will you have a petition to get me back? Oral for all 😄😄💋💋
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😈🤭😈Evening. Do yer know I’d settle for a crap sex life, it’s better than nowt. Ps on that note anyone fancy a shag?
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🧛‍♀️👿🧛‍♀️Look can we all agree I deserve sex? It’s been nearly 2.5 years. 💋💋
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🤩😎🤩I’m joining “our time” dating for the over fifties. My profile is gonna be “I enjoy fucking”. It is too much to be hopeful? 🤔🤔
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😈😈😈I’m off to vib. Someone has just turned me on. Ps don’t worry I’ll tell em.
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🛑💜🛑Just so you know I don’t see race, religion, age, sexual preference. I see only personality xx 😘
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❤️❤️❤️Its over I out for me for a while. I’m not happy n my son is not happy with me because I’m a ducking mess. As Arnie would say. I’ll be back. Until then support n love ❤️ each other. Please. That’s all I can ask. Much love ❤️. Always xxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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👿😆👿Have I ever told you I haven’t had a shag in 2.5 years. 2.5 bloody years 😆😆💋💋
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🤩🤩🤩A celeb is staying up all night tonite to understand how it feels to be young n homeless........ in her own HOME.
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👀🤔👀Did you know there’s more canals in Birmingham than in Venice? Gods honest xx 💋
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🥲🥲🥲I’m not sure I’m gonna stay on this much longer. It’s made me cry again. It’s not my sons job to hug me when I’m upset n he wants me to delete. I’m thinking what is best to do now. Being called a slag n all the other comments it’s not good. Much love ❤️
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🤩🤩🤩So what’s the sexiest accent? I’m going Irish ☘️ xx 💋
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2 years
🥞🥞🥞Morning. Can u see me????
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❤️😇❤️I’m sorry about today. I have hospital tomorrow. No decisions made then, but I’m scared there gonna slice me open. I have a lump. Not cancer apparently. So sorry
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😢😢😢Because I loved someone on here, stupid bitch me. I’m leaving you for a bit. I lovvvvveeeee you all, but I’ve got court n hospital next week. I’m fragile. I’m so so sorry. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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💗❤️💗Can I just say I love ❤️ you all. Gods honest. There’s more beautiful kind tweeties than trolls xx 💗🥰🥰
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🤔🤔🤔100 million transfer fee for Grealish to Man City. 200,000 per week. This world 🌎 is seriously ducked up!!!!
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😳😳😳Black history month in October. Ps did I miss white history month 🤔🤔
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Whose gonna watch the inauguration tomorrow?? ............. I’ll be having a shit!! 😂😂😂
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❤️❤️❤️I just wanna say I only have you guys to talk too. Then I feel guilty about your kindness. It’s not me being awful. I’d do anything in my ability to help any of you. Much love 💕
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🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️Evening folks. Can yer see me? Or do I need to get my tits out for the lads? Ps sorry ladies, not unless yer that way inclined 😈🤭
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ANNOUNCING after this tweet I’m taking a 24 hour break from Twitter. I love all my followers and you mean the world to me. I just need some thinking time, but for now I’m sending you all my heart felt love. I’ll be back this just needs to be done xxx 😘
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😍💓😍💓Happy International Orgasm Day. Have one on me ............................😂😂😂😂😂💋💋💋💋💋
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😈🤔😈Anyone know what teabagging is? 🤔🤔💋
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❤️😘❤️I like him n he likes me. He’s different to me, but he’s naughty 😈. He likes holding hands n kissing 😘 in public. He’s happy to be seen with me. He’s kind. He’s intelligent n politically aligned with me. He laughs all the time when he’s with me. What more do I need? ❤️🥰
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💜🤔💜I’m addictive to sex .....scrap that I ain’t getting any ...... but I’m horny as hell 👄👄
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👿🤔👿Does anyone know what a spit roast is? I was under the impression it was a sandwich 🥪, but the barman said him and his mate would do that for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣👿👿👿👿
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😍😘😍I remember the days (only just) when you woke up had a good shag got up with a grin 😀 n a dribble. Must stop tweeting when I’m thinking 🤔 out loud 🤣🤣💋💋💋
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🎄🎅🎄Afternoon sweetie tweeties. Out on the lash today. I could get a shag. Wish me luck 🍀
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❤️😈❤️I’m 22 days into dry October n going strong. Thankfully 😅 not all of me has been dry. Must dash fingers to wash 🤣🤣💋💋
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💗❤️💗I’m gonna be 50 in august. So when I announce my birthday 🥳 if anyone of you twastards says happy 50th it’s instant blocking 😆😆😆💋💋
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❤️💕❤️Just to say I’m struggling at the moment. My tweets are just a disguise. I’m behind on replies. So if you get one from a few days ago it’s just me playing catch up. I’m sorry. It’ll pass. It always does. Love ❤️ yers xx 😘
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🥲🥲🥲I’m so unhappy 🙁 at the mo. Can’t explain it. I wanna be dead but my son needs me. I hate this life!!!!
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