Was recognised at the top of tha hill by
@varianstable
so NATURALLY I performed. Can confirm the bucks were impeccably executed & was good practice for saving Small Human, Cake & Carmen Human from a stalls danger, a, MAN crunching leaves and a GRASS DESTROYER. Stay safe all. 🥕
Well heck’s, we dids a WIN I am as ever a champion.
Jockey Human
@GeorgiaDobie1
dids me a nice ridins and the Small Human dids a heckin SCREAMING, a few Human Beans are now deafs and the Boss Human and the Big Human are a happy. Soo many snacks await tomorrow’s. 🍏🍏🥕🥕🍎🍎
Have speeded my last on course speeds and did an exceptional winnins. There were many cheers of BEAAAAANNNN, so many Small Human can’t fit them all into this video. Am already home with many many snacks ready for retirement protects. 🍏🥕🍎
Well heck’s we came second🥈&mades all the Human Beans do a Small Human BEANY YELLINS. Am certain, someone has moveds the winnins post, either way kept the SH safes and rans as fast, as is possible. SH has promised, all tha snacks
@SaracenTB
and tha naps🥕
To celebrates bein backs out doins tha protecs I did somes dancins with tha Small Human, my manoeuvres are, obviously better, than tha Small Humans butt will ensure practices are kepts pups so there, will be, improvements. Plus I get snackins for dancins. 🥕🍏
Pat Smullen was the first ever jockey Human to ride Bean, taught me to do tha extra fast runnins and to behaves for Small Humans. He was an exceptional Jockey Human and will be missed by everyone in the racing community, taken far too soon. 💛
Merry Christmas to all Small Humans. I have discovered tha best way to release presented snacks from their entrapment aka bags and wrapping papers is to GRAB tha closest available corner and LIFT, repeat until all your snacks are free. 🍏🥕🍎
Dids a heckin fast runnins cames 3rd ran extra fast as small human tolds me had fans theres so couldn’t let’s thems downs. Plus new jockey human
@GeorgiaDobie1
gaves me lots of the pats. SH was very happy she couldn’t stop doins the BEANY yells, snoozins and snacks tomorrow. 🥕
Chaos out there today all the animals back out after the wets had gones. Pigeons, rabbits, squirrels, the small humans needs an eye test I is tellins you she reckons there was nothing in the grass, there’s dangers in the grass, dangers I tells you. 🐦🐰🐿
As promised the Small Human brought me all the heckin SNACKS for Bean, the winner 🥇 I lost a shoe ins the race but the Farrier Humans fixed me back ups & I will be back out protectins tomorrow. I gots the scritches froms the SH too, will do a snoozin for the rest ofs the day. 🍎
Post race snugglins are just as important but I’m a champion now came third so gots to be a little diva withs the small human even though I dids run my heckin legs off for the SH. Extra snacks tomorrow for the Bean 🥕🍎🍏
I plan to do tha snooze for tha rest ofs tha day after doin tha speed machine runnins, Small Human has provideds numerous snacks 🍏🥕🍎 so I will haves plenty of energys for tha protections tomorrow.
Have dones an arrivals at
@ChelmsfordCRC
and in solidarities for tha Small Human I am also wearins, a mask, Big Human claims its to stops me snackin on shavings butt is in fact for solidarities. 😷🥕
As anticipated I ran, exceptionally fast and even tho I gots BUMPED still managed to re organise tha hooves and re gain tha speeds and nearly captured them will ensure I get them, next time. Will accept 3rd today. Also Small Human broke the sound barrier. 🍏
Appreciate tha Human Beans sending me retirements cards. Am fully prepared for my retirement gallop ‘race’ at 5.10. Small Human will be doings the on board and filming so you can all experience tha wind in tha mane on a racecourse for the final time. 🍏
Sometimes on Sundays if Mother Of Bean asks and does tha snack provides of briberys to Bean and tha Small Human we will dos a spring cleanins. SH does tha washins I provides tha dryins towel whens requested. They say team work makes tha dream work, I say, it makes, tha SNACKS🍏🍪
Ams home safe, Big Human said we beat someone called
#StormCiara
I beats a lot of heckin horses in my race, obviously ams still, a champion comings second🥈. Pleased to be homes I can do tha shakes and eats alls my dinner, Boss Human does a good provides. 🥕🍏
Heckin WHITE STUFF fallins from THE SKY. Much concerns, luckily Small Human has assureds, we are stocked up, on tha, snacks for at least a weeks so long as I don’t eats them all’s today.
Am makins, no promises tho🍎🍏🥕
Wents a bit heckin quicks for me today, stills overtook 6 in the last furlong tho 🥕) I kepts the Small Human safe too just as importants as winnins. No more amateur races for Bean untils next years now so lots of snoozins, snackin and snuggles til we gos again. 🍏🍎🍌
The adults ONLY swearing edits is here. A very heckin merry Christmas to all the Big Humans, Boss Humans and Mother Of Beans in charge of Small Humans. Can confirm SH’s are incredibly hard works at this time of year so chuckles are required. 🥂
Am afraid tha Vet Human discovered I have Arthritis ins my fat leg. Small Human did some tears but VH told her to stop cause is manageables🍏& given my speeds can continue to be, an exceptional racehorse. Have been boughts
@EquilibriumProd
boots &called
@Longholes
for spa days🧖🏼♀️
This is Stamford, head of heckin securitys, will do high fives and paw for snacks. He’s chonky to ensure, if a bad human comes he can sit ons them TIL the Pawlice arrives. Does occasionally takes breaks for scritches still an 11/10 for Stamford the pawtector 🐾🥕🦴
@dog_rates
Tha Small Human has ‘portrait modes’ ons tha phone now which means SH won’t stops, takin tha pictures, ofs Bean, cannot do her a blame, ams handsome as heck. 🥕
I am, 10 years old. Has taken much work to get here & still be this handsome. Sue and Bev Human arrived, through the rain, with snacks, banners, cupcakes, candles & more snacks. Boss Human said something about a duck when the candles came out always thinking of dangers that man🥕
On Sundays I do ma best to keeps tha stable tidy but Small Humans lacks understandins of where everything should go & keeps takin my heckins manger, out of its cleanin spots. Will keeps showins SH hopefully tha message will go through otherwise will have to take away SH snacks🍩
This, is how, I do the snack demandins ons Sundays. Add ins the extra cutes and success is certains.
Much likes when you runs as fast, as you heckin can, you will dos, the wins. 🍏🥕🍎🍌
Have officially been appointed as Community Supports Officer Bean, this does mean, can do, citizens arrests for bad heckin drivers. Haven’t been given a speed gun but Small Human is confident tha camera will capture any misbehavins drivers. Am aiming for a promotion soons. 🍏
Tha rumours are, true, am entered at Chelmsford on Thursday ins tha 5.05 with Georgia Cox on board. Small Human sadly can’t do tha rides as no amateur races but GH knows about my speeds and haves been practicin my nods in preparations, even a pigeon didn’t do me a distract 🐦🍎
After much deliberations over someone being ‘fresh’ was agreed I could have Christmas Day off & do snoozes butt was requireds to wear my Christmas hat, only agreeds in exchange for snacks🥕
Merry Heckin Christmas to all tha Human Beans and thank you for all tha snack provides🍏
I was left ‘unattended’ with my arthritis boots. Mother Of Bean claimed was next door ‘listening’ but, in tha 5 minutes I was ‘left’ I managed to do myself an untie, both ends and remove my tha boot to gives it, a much required wash. Can confirm, I am, incredibly helpful. 🍏
Can confirms when
@Longholes
ams capable ofs walkins, on, water. Takes exceptionals skills but luckily I haves them. Small Human told me I was a good boy ALOT &I must agree was impeccables. Although dids gets distracteds by outside dangers and accidentally poopeds in tha water🌊
Small Human said today, as always, I looked handsomes as hecks so felts tha need to take a photo to ensure my handsomeness is always in her pocket, am uncertains how will fits into SH’s pocket butt will give it, my best, shots. 🥕
Can do a confirmation I am in fact running today
@ChelmsfordCRC
in tha 4.50pm with Jockey Human Georgia Cox onboard. As Small Human is now well practiced with tha weapons has been deemed is safe to do tha attends. Am plannins to do an exceptionally good speed machine Bean.
Would like to remind all just a woman with a dog might not just be a woman with a dog, could be, a very scary woman or a little dog, we all knows tha smaller they are the more heckin ferocious. Also Frosty tha snowman is my least favourite Christmas song. ⛄️ 🥕
It has not Bean a good week, did my leg a sore, THEN Small Humans Big Sister OUTDIDS me & has dones a fracture of her leg and needs WEAPONS to help her do tha walks. So tha Small Human hads to ride tha Chubby but he did a good boy chubs. Snacks are definite necessary for ALL🍎🧁
Have to do a confirmations after many spectacles I am running tomorrow at 4pm (BST)
@LingfieldPark
with Small Human ABOARDS! Will be shown on tha
@AtTheRaces
. Am hopeful we can do a major SPEEDS as it’s only heckin 6furlong. 🥕🖌
@DarrenBirdie
Ran all the speeds I could but once again was heckin traffic. Morgan Human did a good jobs to ensure didn’t get kick back and once am feelins ready we will go agains. 🥕
So there was, a missed, communication that involved a gang of pigeons, some horses being scared and me trying to do a complicationed protec. Small Human wasn’t at the briefing so missed the RIGHT HOOF DOWN memo. SH did however remember snacks, so all is forgiven. 🥕
After last times winnins had numerous requests for tha Small Humans GO BEAN yellins would advises turnins tha sounds down.. Small Humans lungs are almosts as big as as mines. Thanks you
@Georgia_cox_
for doins a good Jockey Human, snacks for you🍏🍦
Have hads Vet Human, Boss Human and Farrier Human all see me today and all agreed it is, as suspicioned, a bruised hoof. Small Human is getting big for her hooves over beins so corrects but SH provides snacks so will let’s it slides, am beins perfect patient & doins tha snoozes🥕
Mother of Bean did a heckin snack provide after my incredibles runnins last night. Aparently the Small Human is bringins more to do me a bribery for Monday. I likes the briberys means extra snacks for Bean. Thank yous to everyone for the well dones, I deserves thems am champion🥕
To ensure moral is kepts ups while ams recoverins, tha fat leg is not as fat since I did tha walkins on water🌊, I ensure I make Small Human and Mother Of Bean laugh at least 10 times a day, it is, hard heckin works but worth tha dancins plus, I get, extra, snacks. 🥕🍏
Small Human met my father the horse tha myth tha heckin legend Dark Angel during the
@IREthoroughbred
Stallion Trail. There was word he is more handsomes than me and I will allow its. 🍏
Happy heckin 2024. 🍏🥕
Wants to thank every Human who supported tha Bean Club, sent me snackins or cards and shared my protecs in 2023.
Bring on tha dangers.
Small Human dids me a pep talkins durings one of my mornins snoozes. We haves agreed snoozes and snacks are tha best way to do the healins of tha fat leg. Also confirmeds am a good boy, which, I already knew, but is nice, to ensure every human knows. 🍏
Much preparations have gone into my runnins today, Boss Human dids me a clip, Mother Of Bean gots me an undecorated rug and most importantly Small Human, dids the pre race snuggles. Will try my heckin best to run, as speedy as possible todays with the SH aboard. 🥕
It’s hard works beins so heckin talented all the times and occasionally I have to do the Small Human a remind I need extra snacks, apples, specifically, the crunchy juicy ones. Luckily I only have to do a sigh of exhaustion and I gets em. 🍏🍎
Were too many BEAANS to fit into yesterdays video so we are givings them to you, today. Even Jockey Human did me tha recognisens, I put it down to, my incredible handsomeness. I am currently wadings my way through the 1,736,482 apples and carrots that the Human Beans provided🍏🥕
On Sundays I do the snooze but this mornin the Small Human turned ups to give me briberys to gets the cutes pictures ofs Bean in the hat, cannot helps the cuteness, ams a gift.
Can confirm I miss tha Small Human. Have been heckin relegated to 2nd in tha string. Will be ensuring once SH is back we are back ats tha front once again. Also I have offered SH all of my snacks to assist in the recovery from the plastic bag attac. 🍎🥕
Ams impeccably proud of Chubby winnings at York today would like to confirm I taught him EVERYTHING he knows, tha speed, tha interviews, the handsomeness. I did used to do faster speeds but now ams retired Chubs is allowed to be speedier. 🥕
This mornin I was, recognised, by some fans in a 4 wheeler as we crossed tha road. I am certain tha fans are always around so I ensured I dids some of my best performances today. Small Human asked to keeps tha hooves in tha vehicle+ dealt with some pigeons exceptionally bravely🦃
Mother Of Bean came to do tha snacks supply and caught me doins a major snooze apparently it’s all the Small Human is doins today too. Runnins has done me tha exhaustion’s. 🍎🥕
Small Human has arrived back in tha heckin yard, was growins concerned hads been eaten by a plastic bag. SH was carrying weapons 🦯but isn’t wielding them like SHBS did. SHBS dids tha riding today and can confirm am ready for speeds tomorrow. 🍎🥕
Pre races snuggles are heckin importants. Small human did good snugglins, am doin a snoozin to conserve energys ahead of my runnins at 5.30pm
@ChelmsfordCRC
My neigh bour chubby is also runnins today so it’s a busy day for the boss human. 🥕
I like to ensure the Small Human gets, my best side, but in fact, all sides are my best side.
Ams so incredibly handsome cannots be helped.
Plus the SH still has heckin kick back ons her hat from Southwell, I tried to do a cleans, but is not tasty, like a snack🍎🍑🥕
Chubby earned additional snacks as he won on his heckin side, I taught him everything I knows, I somehow earned ANOTHER bath. Mother Of Bean is intense on keeping me, cool. Have always Bean cool is a way of life that cannot be achievable with, a hose pipe. 🍏
Small Human has gone away, abandoned me to look at FRENCH stallions. Unsure why SH needs to look at anyone other than me am all the handsome SH needs. Mother Of Bean brought my
@DarrenBirdie
picture so I don’ts forget what SH looks like. 🥕
Can confirm because we spent the most time at the front we won. Is only logicals and many snacks are deserved especially by the 11 Bean Club Humans who came to cheer.
@GuyGpm
said to Small Human in the stalls he was in the presence of greatness must agree I am great. 🥕
I haves lefts the building, on route to
@Southwell_Races
with the Big Human, hads to takes a moment to enjoy the birds singins and beins called beautiful the BH, cants helps himself around Bean 🍏🍑🥕
Small Human said this gift is for ALL ADULTS who hads to get up early on the one day you should be allowed a heckin lie in. Can confirm I, am still, in bed. Enjoy SH & SHBS securing their spot on the naughty list with much SWEARING.
Child friendly Bean post later. 🥕
I was, wormered, it was awful. No amount of snacks would make me do a forgive for at least an hour and only then I required at least a bag of carrots. 🥕
Boss Human has decisioned tha leg is healed and I will, be back, protectin, on Monday. Small Human is doin the grin of excitements apparently tha others are not spottin, every, singles, danger, possibilitys. Am doin snack stock ups to ensure strength for pigeon 🐦protecs. 🥕
Earlier ins tha week Michael Human dids me a capture because, I am, exceptionally handsomes, especially whens I do my smiles. Also captured tha butt.
Snacks for all. 🍎🥕
Ons Friday we saw, tha Michael Human, he yelled SMILE so, I did, am handsome as heck. Not sure tha Small Human gots the memo tho. Will continue SH’s trainin, after I have done, my Sunday snoozins and snackins 🥕
Ps Happy Easter Humans 🐣
#EasterSunday
Small Human was told to desensitise me. However what tha Humans haven’t heckin realised is I AM very busy desensitising Small Human. Is incredibly hard works especially as SH only seems to be willing to work for Cookies and Brownies. Am certain tha works will pay off, one day. 🍪
While I was doin my morning snooze tha Small Human asked me if I was Handsomes, there is only one obvious answer even when ams snoozins. Have accepted am doin no protecs for a little while but on Thursday ams visitins
@Longholes
word is they needs a hero to test a waterwalker🌊🥕
I try to be subtles on Sundays when I do tha snacks requests and luckily the Small Human doesn’t miss tha subtles especially when I launch them at the Boss Human. It may have beans, tha 217th time I threw, tha bucket out but SH gots it eventually and I got all, tha snacks. 🥕🍏
Did my preparations for tomorrows final racecourse appearances exceptionally. Can confirm Chubby is also doing a speed at Newmarket. I will be doing tha speed machine after the last race. I’ve heard on tha vines, there will be, snacks. 🍏
Small Human finally visited after a whole heckin WEEK. Did a snack provide and I showed SH my new skill: pushin the snack net out ofs my door so I can do peek a BOO to tha yearlings so far haves scared both yearling and made Boss Human do. BEAAAAAN. 🥕
Wanted to share tha first photo ofs Bean ands Small Human when we were youngers, 4 whole, heckins years ago. Mother Of Bean was tha photographers and apparently I ‘behaved’ obviously not as many dangers, backs then. Am certain have gotten muscliers and evens more handsome. 🍏
It’s nearly been 4 weeks since tha Small Human did an unplanned floor attac. Can confirm still check tha weapons on every arrival, SH is gettin slightly better at tha handlin there was no incidents in tha 2hours 43minutes & 18seconds was at the yard unless you count tha stairs🥕
Due to a bruised hoof am a non runner today
@Southwell_Races
. Luckily Boss Human is already fixing me up and Small Human booked me for a spa day
@LongholesETC
tomorrow. Small Humans Big Sister was brought in as photographer and I can confirm I am very photogenic SH not so much 🍎
Small Human did a snack supply and alloweds me to do all tha safety tests can confirm am still on high alerts with tha weapons but will allow them so long as Small Human controls. Also accidentally nearly heckin floored SH tryins to check tha responses SH is not agile yet. 🍏🥕
Unbeheckinlievables tha Small Human allowed us to RUN OUT of SNACKS for 12 HOURS cause ‘apparentlys’ I hads ‘too many’ tha day after my speed machine runnins, dids numerous protests including snacks buckets throwins at tha Boss Human ands coverins myselfs ins tha shavings.🍏🍎
Small Human dids tha mornin visit for snuggles and snacks and confirmed will be back riding next week. Will be on my highest alerts for SH’s first day backs to ensure no more Appendix’s attempts to get her. Is a new danger but am certain, I can, defeat its. 🥕
Wents for a canter ups the Cambridge road and encountered a 4 wheeler that dids a heckin roarins Small Human, was definitely, scared doins the yellins I kept us safe by goins a slowly. Dids a bump into team George Scott who tolds me ams lookin great, must agree ams great. 🍏
Mother Of Bean has bean providings a bag of snacks per day since retirement I am assuming it will continue and not just because of the major snack provide from tha Human Beans. 🍎🥕