Hello Everyone!
'Tis the time to open the pre-order form for my Wangxian themed goodies!
There are pins, keychains and one sticker sheet 😌🙌
This form will be open until the 12th of April or if I get too many replies 😅
Link below 🔗👇
Se usa roupa curta ta sendo conivente com o machismo, é "material de punheta"
Se usa roupa fofa ou colorida é infantilização, incentivo à pedofilia
Se prefere se cobrir nunca é escolha própria, sofreu lavagem cerebral
Minha senhora me diz o que que a gente pode usar então
Consider: noodle!Xian, Actual Menace.
We have seen the sweet and playful noodle!Ji, being all cute, curled around WWX's collarbone, wound up in his hair, hissing elegantly at those who threaten his Wei Yimg.
We have not yet seen the sheer disaster chaos that is noodle!Xian,
Imagine foxxian having a fit because the Jiangs are trying to explain to him that since Dragonji went through puberty he is far too big for sleepovers in the same bed. Foxxian wailing unhappily hanging onto his best friends tail which he can hardly get his arms around…😂
whaaat, more wangxian as house objects??
The traditional Lan broom family ( it's juts LQR really) doesn't approve of roombaxian's new cleaning techniques
what if noodle Bunhe. His seal breaks early but it just reveals his adolescent dragon form. Shizun has to carry him around in his sleeve. Bingnoodle does NOT like it when Shizun has tea with Liu Qingge
Elissa's thread made me think of something
>baby Foxxian who is already 2 but his fur is still dark
>his parents are not concerned, he's just a late bloomer
>except by the time he starts looking like a proper fox he's already taller than both WCZ and CRRS
Foxxian the Maned Wolf
Ontem meu irmão queria gastar o dinheiro dele numa mochilinha de foca, saiu todo animado pra mostrar pra nossa mãe e ela proibiu ele porque "imagina o que os seus colegas vão pensar Lucas!"
Desde cedo e ja policiando os gostos da criança, fazendo ele sentir vergonha do que gosta
"Lan Zhan, would you love me if I were a worm?"
But wwx is actually cursed into a worm for a couple of days and poor lwj, who's is afraid of anything that crawls, buys a box of gloves and a little terrarium to keep his boyfriend comfortable
lubafã: assexuais estão de boa rindo das piadas, ele não fez nada de errado, militantes chatos
grupo de aces do whatsapp: vai toma no cu desgraçado do caralho não tem a porra da humildade de admitir que errou e fica se fazendo de vitima
i thought about a worm au of mdzs
but yllz was a caterpillar that turned butterfly
no idea how it makes sense but the image of wormji going to butterflyxian "come back to gusu" reminded me of the scene in labyrinth (the bowie one) where sarah and the worm talked.
Binghe watching SQQ sleep completely overcome with love, unable to believe he got so lucky as to be the man by SQQ’s side, quietly whispering to his sleeping form that he’s so beautiful, promising to take care of him forever, and then we cut to SQQ’s face and he looks like this
"If you enjoyed this video make sure to leave it a 👍 and subscribe to my channel. You can also hit the notification bell so you never miss new updates 😉"
no thoughts, just tiny mothxian trying to sneak a taste of witchji's tea and accidentally falling into the teacup.
he tries to get out, but he can't. his fluff is soaked and his wings are heavy. so he has no choice but to sit there and wait for witchji to discover his crimes.
bby foxxian finds bby noodleji and decides that this is now his new chew toy.
yeah it squirms a bit and gives high-pitched growls and kicks at him with tiny legs, but that's fine. bby foxxian is teething and chewing on this small cold thing helps soothe his gums.
dragonji starts flying (or more accurately, floating upwards) at age three.
so lqr has to tie a rope around his waist and lead him around like a balloon, because otherwise he will float up into the sky and disappear😭
A WWX who grew up used to casual nudity and semi-nudity between siblings and friends and a LWJ who hasn't seen anyone without clothes on since he and his brother were little boys
But they are now college roommates
it takes lxc a worrying long time to video call—almost an entire hour. when lwj answers, lxc apologizes for the delay.
"Wei Ying is… a little upset," lxc says. in the background, lwj can hear wwx yelling indignantly. "It took a while to lure him to shore."
whaaat, more wangxian as house objects??
The traditional Lan broom family ( it's juts LQR really) doesn't approve of roombaxian's new cleaning techniques
there are a few awful days where wwx picks up the bad habit of swimming onto the platform and yelling at the top of his gills until someone fetches lwj for him.
"I know you want my attention," lwj tells him, "but you can't do that. People are working."
wwx spits water at him.
@togacamie
@__pinkkitten
I didn't study for 7 fucking years until I reached fluent level to have someone mock my accent. Do I understand you? Yes. Do you understand me? Yes. My job here is done.
And my accent is hella cool thank you very much
You've heard of 'baby Foxxian wandering over to LQR's house'. Now get ready for 'baby Dragonji wandering over to the Wei household'!
...Look, it's just that CSSR and WCZ have a REALLY NICE rock in their yard PERFECT for napping in the sunlight.
(short comedic break)
lqr: wangji you shouldn't have mated with a fox. we know nothing about them. you risk the babies' health.
dragonji: yes shufu but I have a counterargument
dragonji: *picks up baby*
dragonji: *displays their tiny pink toebeans*
lqr:
lqr: i agree
something came to my mind just now like a divine light sent from god:
yk how little kids hold on the edge of the pool when they're learing how to swim so they don't sink?
this but it's dragonji learning how to fly
he has to bite on a stick so the wind doesn't take him away
no no but what if baby dragons are so rare and vulnerable when they're small (before growing their thick scales and sharp horns) that they developed this camouflage ability where they change colors depending on the season and where they live
red & spicy tiny noodleji during fall
When I drew this in 2021 there was a trend of artists posting their art and challenging others to draw it in their own style and I always wanted to do the same with this panel 🥺
So if you want to…
Draw this in your style ❤️
"Of course he is *now*," nhs hisses, "but he wasn't for a long time. That's why there are such huge gaps in his knowledge. Mer are social creatures, but he was alone for a while."
this time, wq visibly stops, and thinks. she glances at wwx.
"I want gub gub," wwx says.
Eliz wanted to see foxxian munching on noodleji's horn stubs
I just couldn't really make it work with teeny tiny stubs so I had to make them regular sized😥, but hope you still like it🙇♀️
no thoughts, just massive, ancient, immortal dragonji roused from his centuries-long slumber by a small, tiny fox pup nudging flowers in a circle around dragonji's gigantic body. 🥺💐💕
the fake turtle shell is just big enough that wwx could squeeze all of himself into it if he wants to, but then it would be a little too tight for his liking. as such, he usually leaves his tail fins out whenever he's napping inside.
lwj thinks it's very cute.
i've seen multiple versions of the "cries after tutoring person daily for one year and he scores 6/100 on his exams" formats but where's the one with nie mingjue and nie huaisang
A-DO-REI a ideia
Desvantagens de namorar comigo
Nem sempre quero sair de casa
Não bebo, fumo e nem gosto de lugares barulhentos, logo evito festas
Se vc quer sexo, não é comigo q vai conseguir
Ainda não sei se beijo é um trem q eu quero fazer
Sou sem graça
Meu sorriso é estranho
A mini NSFWish thread for you guys:
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Lwj is calmly walking downtown when his eyes spot the most curious sign he's ever seen in his 25 years living in that city
It looks like a heart being penetrated by a phallus. Very curious indeed
soup time again!
this is another request from ko-fi (thank you so much for your support Spiceypearnut!!)
LQR is /sure/ that hooligan WWX is responsible for this.... unusual predicament they're in
i just want to see lxc carrying around a fat goose that has decided that lxc is the Only tolerable person in the world and will attack anyone who gets too close to lxc.
just the whole mental image of serene, beautiful lxc holding a whole 28 lbs of barely-contained goose fury.
Foxxian has found the solution!!
To infiltrate the bunny meadow {and get closer to a certain dragon prince who spends all his time there} he will become a bun himself! It’s fool proof! 🐇
🐉ji: … 🤨
🦊xian: 🐰😬
Once again thinking about singer wwx who is famous for his love and lust songs and old friend/big fan lwj who is deeply jealous of the person who stole wwx's heart
But the thing is, wwx doesn't write about his life, he writes songs from his favorite characters' perspective
Couples court Wangxian au where it's Madam Yu accusing her own step son WWX of cheating on his perfect husband LWJ
It's them against her
She calls WC as a witness, who says he saw WWX flirting at a bar
Wangxian call LQR, who quietly admits his nephew in law would never cheat
Pregnant Mothxian can't fly anymore because he's too heavy but he misses the feeling of being above everyone else so much....
That's why he now travels on top of witchji's head, happily sat down on his pointy hat
it's finally Mermay and I've used all my brainpower on this 6 pages of doodles inspired by Elissa's Merxian x Mer/Dragonji story
U guys will have to pardon how inconsistent it all is but I did this in the span of a few days when I was feeling different levels of inspired
(4/6)
merman!wwx seeing dragon!lwj's snout emerging from the dark depths of the ocean: what the fuck is that
merxian as more of dragonji's loooooong body is revealed: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
hmmmm… crow!wwx and crane!lwj au where crow!wwx takes One look at crane!lwj and is like:
crow!wwx: wow!! look at him!! ☺️☺️he's very handsome!
crow!wwx:
crow!wwx: i'm going to go yank his tail feathers and piss him off
once again thinking about how much I love the idea of a canon rewrite where LWJ gets so overwhelmed by everything that's happening when he goes to confront YLLZ WWX that he ends up crying and WY just doesn't know how to react and everything changes after that
-Wangxian Dick Awards AU 🍆🏆
-Nsfw🔞
WWX who loses a bet with NHS and has to submit a picture of his dick to the famous twitter account The Dick Awards
It's his first time taking a nude picture of himself but he makes sure to use his red LED lights to make it extra spicy
no thoughts, just smol noodleji constantly laying claim to wwx's things.
the jacket wwx just took off when he entered the house and set on the chair? it's noodleji's now.
the soda can wwx briefly left to go get the tv remote? also noodleji's now.
#mermay
#babyLWJseason
#Babyxian
baby mer wangxian who still have their little ponyo like legs and have to wiggle furiously through the water to keep up with the adults
unfortunately babyxian is not very fond of clothes
#mermay
#BabyLWJSeason
#Babyxian
We've seen glorious art for grown mer Wangxian
But is there anything for BABY Wangxian?
Are they little tadpoles? Do they have itty bitty nubs for fins?
Do they wriggle furiously through the water to keep up with merLQR?
I NEED TO KNOW
SQQ: Binghe this husband has already filled his bestiary with all sorts of monsters, there's no new species to catalog (´;︵;`)
LBH: No problem Shizun! This husband will find you new beasts! ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
A comm for Ketsal (~ ̄³ ̄)~
no no but what if baby dragons are so rare and vulnerable when they're small (before growing their thick scales and sharp horns) that they developed this camouflage ability where they change colors depending on the season and where they live
red & spicy tiny noodleji during fall