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BREAKING: Without brother Nader in 2000 and brother Bernie in 2016, Democrats would have picked 8 out of the current 9 Supreme Court judges.

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@VickiInBoston I heard the protesters talk. They don’t know anything about Middle East history, or even recent history.

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BREAKING: people who didn’t vote for Biden in 2020 refuse to vote for Biden… AGAIN!

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Just cast my blank ballot in the democratic primary #BlankBidenNY #uncommitted #leaveitblank #novotesforgenocide

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Democrats haters vow to not vote for Joe Biden…. AGAIN! 😂

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Ah, the classic “get over it you miserable peasants” Democratic Party voter outreach. Enjoy November!

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@anthony_larraga So: not a student.

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Let’s take a look at Katie Porters voting record. Say it ain’t so!

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@Acyn Perp Walk

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@sarahnferris Republicans plan to combat inflation: Raise the price of everything with a national sales tax. 😂

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2016 leftists: “m4a or bust” 2024 leftists: “If Biden doesn’t declare Jihad against Jews, I won’t vote for him!”

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@HenMazzig @horsegirl3005 @UCLA The keffiyeh people are Nazis.

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@santiagomayer_ The Supreme Court is picking and choosing executive orders and turning them into law. This is a new era where the Supreme Court is not just the Judicial Branch of government, but the Supreme Court is also the legislative and executive branch too.

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@jaketapper “The basic lack of humanity constantly displayed by these people is truly remarkable” Which people? Mitch McConnell?

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@OpinionatedLab @mn_EliteGophers My god you are so pathetic

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@mmpadellan The RNC should pay her money too, because Trump is using the Republican Party to attack Carroll

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@i_am_remy_bot Which one is the empire, kid?

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@KareemRifai “Genocide is acceptable as long as the mass-murderer waives around the hammer-and-sickle”

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Biden got 94% of the vote in South Carolina, and trump only got 60% ? Troubling.

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@johnnyjmils See those arrows? Thats not peace.

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Late-Stage Activism

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Protesters at NYU Interviewer: Why are you protesting? Protesters: I don’t know

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@bobcesca_go Jon Stewart in 2016: "If your guy loses, bad things might happen, but Roe V. Wade is decided law."

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@metzgov “The swastika is a Buddhist symbol of peace” “I did my research” 😂 The save hamas people destroyed their own argument

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@elliott_morgan2 @JimDuxhette @trumphandq @rbdoeker @dabeard @NatGeo It’s always hard for rescuers to try to save people who are actively trying to kill themself

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@genderhorizon Homophobia gets that kinda reaction online in 2023, didn’t you know?

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@sciaticus_finch Confused Leftists: “Locking people in burning building is good. Also: I am anti-war”

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@Angry_Staffer @CMargaronis Biden gets everything democrats wanted, and goes on tv and says “it’s bipartisan!” 😂

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@msacadien He always picked the worst people

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@Jala__WashTV Finally an interview with a college student that sounds like they actually LEARNED something at college!

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@Osinttechnical Bless that missile defense!

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@InfamusElGuapo @DrVirgo1981 Immigration brings economic growth. DeSantis’s policies have killed economic growth in Florida.

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@snackvampire Jihad failed, huh?

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@VictorNakba I need a FAFO folder.

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@RepMolinaroNY19 Columbia’s accreditation should be removed

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@therecount The federalist society is a conduit for organized crime to funnel bribes to the 3rd branch of government

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Fringe leftists like Hasan believe counter-terrorism is like a grade school playground game of tag, where the terrorists can tag people then shout ‘no tag backs’ like there is some rule that saves terrorists from any and all repercussions

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@imillhiser Alito hates women and Barrett votes like she hates women as much as Alito.

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@genderhorizon @hchah7 The politics of “children are fashion accessories to gay people”? You know that you are trash, right?

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@AOC I reject your antisemitism whenever I see it

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@GavinNewsom @Walgreens If they won’t perform the business of Pharmacies, they should lose their license.

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@Darealnoree @DillyHussain88 Israel did what? WIN? 😂 Now that UNRWA is the last group bankrolling hamas to attack Israel is going bye-bye, it looks like there will FINALLY be peace in the Middle East.

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@mistergeezy The save-Hamas people are BAD people. And now everyone knows it.

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@oneunderscore__ Hospital still accepting patients after getting not destroyed 2 days ago.

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How can Bernie Sanders be “angry about capitalism” when he is advertising his book on… THE BIGGEST CORPORATION ON EARTH??!

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@Acyn I think I know who one eye is! 😂

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@ThePopTingz No wonder why Chris Rock’s audience is all white! 😂

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@KareemRifai Commies taking credit for other people’s labor. As ALWAYS.

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@fshakir You still crying about black people voting first?

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@rustyrockets The CIA make you post this?

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@Wilson__Valdez Chris Murphy: “Democrats should listen to Nazis that live in the woods”

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Where my Marxists at? Let me guess: “they are not doing communism right”

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“Kanye West to Pay $200,000 a Month in Child Support as Part of Divorce Settlement with Kim Kardashian”

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@disclosetv “You broke your campaign promise to let Russia annex Ukraine” Ocasio-Cortez: “I never made that promise” 😂

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@CantEverDie That’s funny slaver tankie

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Sounds like CBS hired an unregistered foreign agent! 😂

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@njacob5 @JamesRehwald The hammer and sickle crowd often fail to spot Nazis, and frequently join them in imperialist conquest.

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@spectatorindex Let me get my dark green marker…

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@therecount This is great news! Blue Wave 2024!

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@OLightworker The Left in Germany 1932: ‘“Swastika man bad” is not a legitimate reason to vote for the German Social Democrats’

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Can anyone spot the reason why the Amazon Warehouse vote in Albany failed?

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@zellieimani “Ceasing fire is not a ceasefire” 😂

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Dark Brandon shooting down UFOs, and the conspiracy theory people are still bitching, they should be ❤️ LOVING ❤️ this shit! 😂

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@SarahAshtonLV @MrsT106 Biden has kept bipartisan support for Ukraine strong, despite a handful of extremists in Washington. We are all working on voting out the pro-Russian imperialism caucus in 2024.

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After 2016, Jon Stewart’s brand of humor stopped being just bothsiderism, it became racist conspiracy theory.

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private colleges like @Columbia let the racists intimidate Jews, public Universities like University of Minnesota protect all students regardless of what faith they follow. Remember that next time you are hiring. 👍

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Breaking: Police just broke up and arrested all students at the University of Minnesota encampment for Gaza , charging them with trespassing and banning all students from campus for one year.

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@ScrewballDetctr What are liberals in blue states supposed to do about it Karen?

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@dancluchey This was infront of the @NYTimes editorial board? Now I love it even more! 😂

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@alitlstrawberry “Women must use their maiden name!”

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Hunter Biden is the ‘Alpha Male’ that republicans wish they were

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@Vets4AP @AndrewJBates46 Law abiding citizens pay their taxes…

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@gavinbena U can just SEE the malarkey getting neutralized.

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@Hoxhaist_TDM Is that why Stalin helped Hitler build Auschwitz in occupied Poland in 1940? Because it was ‘stolen’?

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@kenklippenstein @JAdamRuss “Democrats must resign claims reporter for The Intercept” 😂

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@JimDuxhette @elliott_morgan2 @powerfuldonut @trumphandq @rbdoeker @dabeard @NatGeo Something about a submarine sinking really draws the crazies out to issue statements of gibberish

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“Explain to me how I am nuts, after I turn off replies” 😂

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@DanielDenvir It’s funny to see socialists siding with slave owners in 2024

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“The Revolution will be monetized” 😂

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@0liviajulianna Better get used to them, gonna be 6 more years it.

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@ChrisMurphyCT Pssst: Chris, The guy you are promoting is a Nazi who lives in the woods because he hates people.

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@TheJessieWoo The United States spent $1,200,000,000,000 on infrastructure in 2021. Unfortunately republican politicians in Mississippi are the ones who have to SPEND it.

Mississippi names Brett Favre in $24M lawsuit seeking repayment of misspent welfare funds

Favre's now accused of taking part in an alleged scheme to funnel welfare funds to a Florida pharmaceutical start-up he was invested in.

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@BlackKnight10k Pretending shitheads were decent people just because they died is an insult to their legacy.

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@2RawTooReal He gets around! 😂

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@snackvampire @NSFWPoliticsNow Tell Sinwar to put the child soldier DOWN

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@MIAuniverse Is antisemitism your entire personality?

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@Davis_Hammet Legalized pedophilia.

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@owillis “Liberals don’t know Fox News is bad” Let’s talk Seriously for a minute: are you on crack?

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@moyurireads @AmydKlein MLK was pro-Israel He on your hit-list too?

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@palyouthmvmt “I ain’t reading all that” perfectly encapsulates the 2024 tents-for-Hamas movement

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@RollingStone What is the target audience for The Rolling Stone magazine?

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@dfrntdrmmr @JillMack30 @GOP Tennessee gop committed a clear violation of title 7

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@MattLira @CalebJSmith @SpeakerMcCarthy @newtgingrich @SpeakerRyan @SpeakerBoehner Where is the guy that gave GWBush everything he wanted, Dennis Hastert?

Ex-House Speaker settles child sexual abuse payments suit

YORKVILLE, Ill. (AP) — Former U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert and a man who accused him of child sexual abuse reached a tentative out-of-court settlement Wednesday over Hastert’s refusal to pay the...

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@ShakeLS @_Schrami_ Meanwhile…