Recently got asked why I share so much of my life on the socials. After years of being bullied, friendzoned and teachers telling I wouldn't amount to much, its taken years for me to realise how incredible I am.
If I can get that across to the 🌍 in a tweet or post, imma do it
Seeing a lot of FOH staff blaming in the old elitist 'theatre etiquette' chat this week and let me tell ya theatre should be for all but not all people are ready for theatre yet
And that isn't the ushers fault. We go through stuff like...
@tariqjenner
This has made me desperately sad. Especially because they truly believe a little oxygen tank and a Holland and Barrett multi vit is going to cure this man of a killer virus. And they are not the only ones.
Big love to that poor doctor and his team, I hope they for ample support.
He was hella triggered when I, as an usher, looked him in the eye when he came through the foyer mid show he was acting in, and I got a bollocking afterwards
“When I was young we never had trigger warnings for shows”
Actor Ralph Fiennes “the impact of theatre should be that you’re shocked” and that he thinks audiences have gone too soft
#BBCLauraK
As the summer holidays have begun any actor parents I'd be happy to watch your little ones when you have castings.
I'm DBS checked
Former Secondary School Teacher
Auntie to 5 (13yo to 2mnths)
And really good at colouring in
Don't let expensive childcare stop you, I'm free
I've got people throwing shade because I believe actors at any stage of their career should be paid respectfully and correctly 😂.
Just because you're 'new' or 'emerging' doesn't mean you should work for peanuts. You just set a precendent that you'll do anything for nothing.
According to Twitter this week actors should:
Watch all TV
Read every play ever written
SMILE
Not have a day job
Have an in house VO and self tape studio - including reader
Have 6 clips on their reel
Get headshots every 6 mnths
Reply to calls & emails instantly
Remember, SMILE!
Actors - agents shouldn't be 'testing' you with a 24 hour self tape for them before you're even signed. It's not 'preparing you for the industry', Equity have just released the Self Tape Guidelines trying to stop these unethical turnovers so agents shouldn't be upholding them
After around 80-100 self tapes (I stopped counting before my taping hiatus) I have booked a job off a tape! Where my cat meowed at my feet and my reader was on zoom (Alex dit read in whilst he was at work)
There is no magic formula apart from take your time and keep going
I am so over the 'actors should do this, actors should do that' posts
Our industry crumbled to the ground a year ago so any way we can raise it back up positively, effectively and progressively I am behind
Talent and creativity is free and should be encouraged to flourish
Things to do during a pandemic?
GET ENGAGED!
Then do an engagement shoot in your backroom because you're not allowed outside.
I never thought joining
@match
for 2 weeks in 2017 would lead to this!
At least I got a ton of free time now to organise with Mr Douglin-Hendon-To-Be
Written a monologue and want to share it the best way I know how
Getting amazing actors to perform it
1. Find the monologue in my bio link
2. Post yours below by 5pm Friday June 5th
3. My fave wins £25 and £25 gets donated to a BLM charity of their choice
#Ronacoaster
@Oloni
When I was sad that a 'friend' let me down cancelling our holiday to Barcelona, he booked us a weekend there instead and we went to all my fave spots as I used to live out there, writing our names on my favourite restaurants wall promising to return
Great to see Blue Tick theatre elitism is alive and kicking on this Sunday Morning after world theatre day
Multi-hyphenates with no 'formal training', I love you, I see you, I am you. Now lets take over this muddafudda
Actor-Writer-Comedian-Spice Girl-Teacher-Spreadsheet Maker
Are actors really coming at each other for getting auditions and booking work?
Times are rubbish and if someone has achieved something against it all shouldnt that be celebrated? Yeah the industry isn't great right now but does this not show hope?
Micro wins lead to macro wins
As Alex and I were setting up the garden for a family easter egg hunt we heard a knock on the door.
Two 9yo girls were asking if we needed any jobs doing for a little bit of money as they wanted to go in to town
I've switched up my bio. Not exactly world news I know but I realised I was too engrossed in 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 an actor
Classes, courses, workshops, castings, reading plays, dissecting TV, I wasn't being myself anymore but a product of myself
So now it's to remind myself who I am
#30Under30
is of course an incredible achievement
But so is discovering and persuing your passion at 35, 47, 59, 64, 72 (other ages available)
Your time will find you when you're ready to go looking for it
I remember an actors 'career advice' talk by a 'leading industry professional' where we were told we must post on social media AT LEAST FIVE TIMES A DAY! to 'get noticed'
I'm here to remind you that some 'industry advice' is nonsense. Put your phone down and go do something nice
As everyone binge's
#ItsASin
and DMs me that I look like the wonderful Lydia West I might as well put into the universe that yeah we should play sisters
@AliceRHamilton
Is this a thing because I had the same this year!? They obvs thought they were getting a cool party girl over a cheeky insta blogger...but that shot is from a play, I barely leave the house
I have the best agent 🥰 but I've been hearing too many horror stories recently and it's just not right
Clients being dropped over text,
Because they said no to a casting
Because they went to a family wedding
Because they WENT TO THEIR DADS FUNERAL!
1/
2 years of planning
2 pushed dates
2 tantrums 2 days before the big day where I refused 2 get married because I was 2 scared that it wouldn't be all I imagined (and we lost the cat)
But it was a dream and more because we are 2 weirdos ready 2 face the world 2gether
22.4.22
If I hosted a weekly Monologue Zoom comp with say 8 contestants where a few select audience members (and maybe some special guests) chose the winner and the prize would be some sort of spotlight/showreel/brand surgery would peeps be up for that?
From a chemical straightening gone wrong, desperate for straight hair aged 11 to two bouts of alopecia caused by stress and a newly diagnosed autoimmune disease, I present to you...my crown
#WorldAfroDay
Last night my lifelong number 1 supporter finally found peace
My Nanny Pat taught me tenacity, patience, how to flirt (she was much better at it than me) and to always believe in myself
She has not left us, she is simply getting a better view of us all. I love you Nanny
Playing a data analyst and murderer, promoting lube, fast food and banks, dancing in a swimsuit on TV and billboards (plus teaming up with my fave person in the world) got me here
I still don't quite believe it!
Follow to follow our adventures
My Aunties pals are losing their mind over this on FB so if you fancy joining the over 50 fangirling:
Imma be on Grantchester this Friday at 9pm on ITV
MY BROTHER IS OUT OF THE ICU
😊😊😭😭💖💖
Let's* get him home!
(*I say let us but we can do diddly squat apart from wear our masks, stop going round your mates, using sanitiser, don't make unnecessary trips and good to each other)
This is an appreciation tweet for the live in self tape readers. The parents, partners, housemates, Carole from next door, recently you've literally stepped into a paid role to help us get paid roles as we all continue to hope that at least one of us at some point will get paid
Sober, after work at 11pm, the guy who walked me home to keep me safe was the guy who broke into my building behind me and sexually assaulted me in the lift. He was a security guard. He was there for our safety.
This week has been heavy so let me go crochet alone in peace ok
@123db_GEEK
@ChristineEasda1
Hey hun, how long have you been working in the advertising industry to know all the secrets?! You must know that the talking animals in them can't actually talk right but they get millions!!
I have accidentally become an Executive PA to the CEO of an entertainment and amusement centre of 20+ shows and attractions across 3 floors in an old Debenhams 🙃
And it feels like a relief. I'm not giving acting up but this soil seems to really be making my flower bloom.
My current boss googled me yesterday. He came in and offered me a higher wage today. Woowee they're really trying to lock me into this office life. Acting industry, its now your call.
Got contacted to shoot a 'corporate' for £200, asked the usage it was 12 months on all Social Media, Company Website and LinkedIn. I could do with the ££ but turned it down.
Don't be afraid to ask about usage. Don't be afraid to say no. Your image = your money.
Can we please have some body diversity in younger casts? I'm so over seeing 'young, hot, things' all able bodied and under a size 10 then only 'older' women allowed to be bigger because 'they've let themselves go' (and if there is a plus young woman she's obsessed with food 😑)
Working with incredible people who inspire and support you and help you get your first professional job
And a whole bunch of other weird and wonderful experiences you go through whilst trying to ensure that everyone has access to and enjoys the magic of theatre
Just had a very real 'make sure your spotlight highly skilled skills are on point' moment as I sang, did stand up, hosted and acted in one 15 min zoom audition where I was just meant to be introducing myself
And this isn't a humble brag. It's a brag brag.
#CelebrateTheSmallWins
Jobs I have worked whilst being an actor:
Usher
Cinema Manager
Researcher
Flyering
Nanny/Childcare
Waitress
Bar staff
Actor
This isn't news, it's life. It's a woman doing what she needs to do to support her family. Do better, you gremlins.
When I read this script for
@DoorDieStudios
#CastMeComp
this was the accent I heard it in in my head so I thought 'gosh darnit why the heck not?'
Hay Day's by Aoife O'Kelly
I always said I would never do one of these tweets but:
I'm pleased to announce MY BROTHER IS HOME!
No career announcement could ever eclipse that. The past few weeks have been hell but to know he is back with his babirs recovering fills my heart with hope and joy
The Award for Best Self Tape Reader/Director/Supporter/Cheerleader/Partner goes to Mr Douglin-to-be
His day job is helping homeless people with mental health issues then he has to come home to this ⬇️ and he always gives it his all
So remember: THANK YOUR READERS 💖
At the start of lockdown, like many actors, I went into panic mode and added my showreel and/or spotlight and/or website and/or headshot to any thread that was asking for it.
I have not heard anything from a single one of them. Just a pondering...
**Actor Workshops**
Still a WIP but here are all the suggestions from you wonderful people of your fave workshops, classes and course. Keep tagging and I'll keep adding.
Scroll below so you can add all of them and see what they're up to
To all my mixed race friends right now:
You are not 'a bridge'
You are not 'the answer/antidote to racism'
You are not responsible for the ignorance/racism/hate of others
You are a unique blessing to the world. Be bright. Be bold. Be you.
Peeps and peeps,
Let me introduce you to my face.
I hope you like it.
No worries if you don't.
I like it.
Big love to
@yellowbellyfoto
for these. First time I've ever gone back to the same HS photographer and you can see why. Get booked in and let 'em know I sent ya!
On Friday I emailed my agent basically asking if I was actually any good, her wonderfully supportive reply + this has set me straight!
Thank you so much
@dedwardscasting
,
@DoorDieStudios
for running
#CastMeComp
,
@LucyAMeggitt
for the fab scene and Alex for being my go to reader
TOP 5: Lauren Douglin
@LaurenDouglin
represented by
@hatch_talent
. Feedback from Daniel includes ‘Its a beautiful nuance performance throughout, Lauren has compactly conveyed in a short time who this woman is’. Little clip below. Full length:
Very proud to welcome
@LaurenDouglin
as an Associate Artist to our N2P family 🥳🤩 It was pretty inevitable tbh as she has been working with us a lot recently but most of all we just ❤️ her energy + passion as a person + talent 🙌🏻 🥂
#N2PFollowThread
I just got the call: I AM A HOMEOWNER 🍾🙈🎉🤯😊😍
If you want a distraction from this weekends activities and have completed Netflix come watch me and Alex sing showtunes to stay calm as we move counties into our first home, over on
Went back to therapy last night and shared all that happened in the past year
After a moment of silence she said 'That is a lot. Illness, pain, grief, trauma. I want you to take a moment now and be proud that you have survived'
And let me tell you, I'm so happy to still be here
Big up to all the actors who are getting little to no gov support but still adapting and investing in themselves
Buying ring lights, learning new skills, painting self tape walls, entering monologue comps, writing new work, shooting their own content
I see and appreciate you
This year has nearly ended me
Four family members passed including my incredible Nan
Two pregnancy losses
Diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder
Alopecia has returned
But still something in my gut tells me everything will be ok. Wouldn't mind an all expenses paid holiday though
Hen Do's are amazing. They gather all the people who loved you before he loved you to celebrate the fact you are loved. Mine starts in 2 hours and I am losing my MIND!!!
Actors of the Global Majority (aka POC/BAME)
I've started a community whatsapp group where we share castings, jobs and opps aimed at and for us. If you'd like to join us DM me for the link
I'm a brown working class girl who likes to write jokes and be silly but seeing such a glorious variety of actors with all their regional accents perform my first ever dramatic period scene has truly been making my weekend
Thank you so much to
@DoorDieStudios
and all you actors!
Another narrative I am fed up with is when actors express themselves then getting told they are being dramatic, doing it for the cameras or out and out lying because they are a good/bad actor
Actors are people first and have feelings like anyone else. Listen to them too.
From the balcony, seeing a large breasted woman in the stalls film the show from a phone wedged in her cleavage, yet when challenged, just squeezing her boobs together so the phone disappeared
Please remember as you set goals and plans for 2022 that 2021 (and 2020!) have been extreme so be gentle with yourself, make rest one of those goals and know that you have survived it all and that in itself is a blessing
Now get out my way, I got a BAFTA to win 😉
A year ago I got down on one knee at the foot of our bed, after Alex made me my fave burger and chips for tea, and I asked him to marry me. His response:
Why's there a light in that box?
Followed by yes. 20 minutes later.
#SeeYou220422
As my big brother lays in hospital on the highest level of oxygen battling covid he is texting me about his favourite songs in Hamilton. Even after years of me belting musical theatre songs at him we've never bonded this much over a musical, so thank you and HBD
@Lin_Manuel
@AlexisOniEseleh
@comfortisfab
At the end of my first week of uni we had an 'image class' where people could share their first impressions of each other.
After making sure I said hi to everyone and learnt their names 16 out of 21 raised their hand when they lecturer asked if they thought I was intimidating
I'm a big believer in the power of thank you
If someone's been the middle man between me and an opportunity, not necessarily a job maybe even an intro or fulfilling moment, I'll always go back and so thank you to the person who made it happen
This was more than a
@DoorDieStudios
#CastMeComp
tape for me
Having experienced the isolating effects Pure OCD and Intrusive Thoughts can have on someone Winnie Southgate's Like Father rang very true
Help is out there:
Full vid:
It's been a very heavy week to be a mixed race woman in an interracial relationship who has suffered with poor mental health and survived sexual assault...and it's only Wednesday
Working a wage and hours that 100% do not financially support you so having to work more jobs during the day but still coming in with a smile on your face and pep in your step to see the same show you've seen 347 times
So we got until Wednesday for Lockdown 2 rumour has it. Right the plan is: get a 24 hour covid test tomorrow, if you're negative we takeover a great big mansion in the countryside for a month and put on shows and make movies and hangout in a giant bubble. Who's in?
I don't want to lose weight
I don't want to move to LA
I don't want to change my accent
I want to be a funny, chubby, working class, brown Brit building a beautiful, bright career at home making people feel happy and seen 💖
Its gonna take some time to get over the no I got this week
Whilst auditioning for a character desperate for a baby I was losing mine and the auditions fell on the day my Nan, my No1 fan, passed away and on her funeral
This job can both be beautiful and really do a number on ya
He's at it again! This man is gonna be my husband next year and this is how he conducts himself on a self tape 🙈 how did I find a weirdo as bizarre as me!?
Tonight I did a gig in my hometown, my mum, best friend of 30 years who has never seen me do stand up and Alex surprised me, me Ma gave me flowers like it was opening night, I wore a glitter suit, was on the most supportive line up and got two applause breaks. This is happiness.
@TeachKP
@AlexisOniEseleh
@comfortisfab
She said her first impression of me was intimidating then asked the class if anyone else felt the same. 4 guys 1 girl didn't raise thwir hand. We had a lot of issues throughout my time there.
Now she asks me to come back and do talks on how to succeed against adversity 😑😑
Saw a tweet recently suggesting out of work nightclub bouncers should be employed by supermarkets to stop anti-maskers coming in. I'm here for it.
'If your masks hanging down, you're not coming in'
#GetTheBouncersIn
Last night I went back to my heels class while 22 weeks pregnant
She's our miracle so I am trying to not let fear hold me back in experiencing as much life as I can while carrying her
This time last year I lost her third sibling, we will live life to the fullest for all of them
This year has been kicking my arse but the one thing I have tried to do is fuel my body right as I at least want to hold onto my health next year.
I don't weigh myself but I think I'm doing alright
June-Now