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6 months

🎵 GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAY

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3 years

old Ms. Frizzle: lives near REO Town, has a community garden plot, writes poetry, does tarot readings on Instagram new Ms. Frizzle: moved out to Okemos because “it just feels safer out here”, wears expensive yoga pants, belongs to some questionable mommy groups on Facebook

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3 years

the shirt Bill Murray is wearing costs $2,000 because the pattern is so complicated

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2 years

getting off at the Frandor exit trying to get to East Lansing:

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5 years

Good morning, #Lansing ! We here at the #LansingFact Institute made a tourism video to showcase all our great neighborhoods (and finally figure out this whole Frandor thing.) #LoveLansing

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2 years

vote yes on proposal 420

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5 years

MSU football has a bye week so please enjoy the only autumn Saturday where your significant other’s mood isn’t directly affected by the athletic performance of teenagers they’ve never met

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4 years

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3 years

MSUFCU account: +$1400 me at the west side Meijer: “put the giraffe in the truck”

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3 years

In these troubled times our rusty city needs a hero that *always* wears a mask. Check our newest video... The Frandolorian!

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4 years

PSA: URBAN URBAN MEIJER MEYER

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4 years

If you’re surprised that people going to Harper’s are making bad decisions then you’ve obviously never been to Harper’s

Michigan Problems

@michiganprobz

4 years

Live look at East Lansing. Waiting in line to get corona. (the beer obviously)

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1 year

oh no

WILX News 10

@wilxTV

1 year

Real-life MSU researchers are working with NASA to protect the Earth from asteroids.

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7 months

there’s only room for one urban Meijer in this town

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4 years

We just checked the calendar and

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3 years

Lapsedcat

@Lapsedcat

3 years

What is your favourite single piece of art? This is mine:

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1 year

so there’s Lansing and then East Lansing is a separate city but then there’s the eastside which is in Lansing but also there’s Lansing Township which is sort of on the north side but also a little bit on the west side and a little bit near East Lansing

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3 years

parents, please check your kid’s halloween candy. my niece bit into a snickers bar and found a mixed-use development with first floor retail space and market rate apartments

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5 years

Welcome to September in mid-Michigan before you leave the house be sure to grab your sunglasses and your umbrella and don’t forget to take a Zyrtec and an antidepressant and put on sunscreen and dress in layers and make sure your windshield scraper is in the car

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5 months

checkmate, @freep

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3 years

Sears died so that Lansing may live

Marshhhh

@ClassicMarshh

3 years

Getting vaccinated at the Frandor Sears is peak @LansingMIFacts There’s a metaphor here.

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3 years

just us trying to get out of Frandor

New Jersey

@NJGov

3 years

trying to leave delaware like

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3 years

serious question if we get vaccinated at Meijers can we get Mperks for it

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1 year

stay safe friends, especially East Lansing folks. check in with your people. if you’re listening to the scanner, please don’t tweet unconfirmed information. this fucking sucks

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2 years

parents please check your kids’ Halloween candy. our nephew bit into a Snickers bar and found the MSU football 2022 defense

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3 years

President Joe Biden seen here sitting next to a menu from Clara’s

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4 years

Frandor: Come over Us: It's too snowy Frandor: Half off pizza at Frandor Deli Us:

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1 year

please pour a nog out for all the Meijer employees that gotta deal with holiday rush and storm panic overlap if we catch any of you being rude as hell in the store to staff *bam* catapult into where we think the sun might be

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5 years

Hello sir, I’d like three of your most flammable couches

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5 years

Okemos is just a mall with a decent school system

Darb ☄

@darb1963

5 years

Overheard Okemos described as "Fancy Lansing".... #LansingFact

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4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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5 years

The Frandor Speedway has never hired an employee it’s completely staffed by people who stopped for gas and gave up trying to get out of the parking lot

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5 years

Chick-fil-a: • homophobic • weird horse girl energy • okay chicken sandwich • closed Sunday Green Dot Stables: • not homophobic • vintage racehorse energy • killer Lansing Hot Chicken sandwich • open Sunday

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1 year

welcome to MSU Surplus we have an old nuclear reactor for sale, surplus meat, a whole bunch of weirdly specific furniture and uhh old cafeteria stuff

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4 years

it’s inspiring to see MSU football stand in solidarity with the canceled swimming and diving teams by executing a perfect nosedive

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3 years

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3 years

the Ovid vaccine is followed by the Elsie vaccine 2-3 weeks later

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5 years

We think the best chicken sandwiches are made by restaurants that don’t support anti-LGBTQ organizations

Lansing Lugnuts

@LansingLugnuts

5 years

Team @ChickfilA . 🙌😋

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5 years

Hey MSU football if I wanted to spend all afternoon eating expensive food and watching people struggle to get where they want to go, I would have gone to Horrocks

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4 years

“The perfect Lansing photo doesn’t exi-“

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1 year

everything everywhere all at once is also the philosophy behind the layout of Horrocks

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4 years

Mayhem, madness, and olive burgers

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5 years

The reason why we can’t stop going to Frandor is that the thrill of avoiding getting hit by a cars produces a special endorphin — a Frandorphin, if you will — that creates a sensation somewhere between a runner’s high and Stockholm syndrome

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8 months

The European Mind cannot comprehend this

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3 years

why isn't there a bakery called Yeast Lansing a thing we just thought of right now

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2 years

We're going to break character for a second and just say that we're really disheartened hearing this. Our city is at its best when all of it is accessible to everyone regardless of circumstance or ability. This decision hurts our friends and neighbors.

Frandor evicts CATA over 'safety concerns' caused by shelters and riders - City Pulse

Frandor is kicking out CATA in three weeks because the shopping center’s management says bus shelters and some riders pose “many safety concerns for our customers and employees.”

www.lansingcitypulse.com

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1 year

if you have friends that work at One North, please check in on them

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1 year

Fowlerville, MI: a city founded on the idea that you aren't even close to being there or aren't as close to home as you think

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5 years

Paczki flavors, ranked: 10. You 9. Can’t 8. Possibly 7. Rank 6. Them 5. Because 4. Taste 3. Is 2. Subjective 1. Lemon

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2 years

[MSU students home for the holidays reflexively dragging their parents’ loveseat out to the driveway]

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3 years

READ THE FUCKING ROOM

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5 years

That Michigan State football game was weird because usually the only thing we lose to Illinois is recent graduates

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3 years

"Your step mother and I have bought a house out in Okemos. Come on over anytime, we'll pick up some Panera for you and your partner."

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5 years

Lansing summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Trader 🕯 🕯 Joe’s 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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3 years

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO GET ME A LARGE COFFEE AND A PACK OF SWISHER SWEETS

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4 years

why isn't there a dispensary called Tokemos

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4 years

Restaurants are open at 50% capacity so congrats to the 3 people eating at Good Truckin Diner right now

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29 days

the two guys who are always in line in front of you at the Horrocks beer garden

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3 years

pfizer, moderna, and johnson & johnson riding in to save the summer

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3 years

The Frandor parking lot is intuitive and easy to navigate for both cars and pedestrians !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀

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1 year

do you ever see a sign and know that there was An Incident?

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4 years

*glares in the direction of East Lansing*

tortured posts department

@VernorsHerzog

4 years

Colleges welcoming students back to campus during a pandemic

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2 years

us explaining what lanes you need to be in to get on southbound 127 from Frandor

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5 years

Proposed businesses for the new Okemos “downtown” • Cracker Barrel Express • Biggby Coffee • A third Panera Bread • Old Navy Outlet • Another Biggby Coffee • The Chick-Fil-a Center for Caucasian Studies • SportClips

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5 years

Now the story of a wealthy area that almost lost everything, and the one city who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's Greater Lansing.

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1 year

leave Twitter because it’s a huge mess and no one knows what’s happening? babe, we shop at Frandor

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4 years

WE’D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS IMPORTANT RALLY AT MICHIGAN’S CAPITAL . . . CITY BBQ

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9 months

never forget what they took from us

McKoy Scribner

@mckoyscribner

9 months

It will always be QD to me 💔

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2 years

🎵our house, in the middle of our street

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3 years

a cool thing about living in Michigan is that you can try the coneys and pizzas yourself and you don’t have to worry about what the racist who runs the sexist sports site thinks about it

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4 years

Greater Lansing Region as dril Tweets THREAD

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4 years

No one else has the range

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1 year

Avatar couldn't happen in Lansing because they'd be like "we need unobtainium" and then someone would be like "ok they have that at MSU Surplus left over from the FRIB" and then it'd be like "ok cool lets hit up the Dairy Store on our way back"

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5 months

when you make fun of us this is who you are making fun of

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5 years

You: “parking lot meat” Me, a connoisseur: “Chevrolet mignon”

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2 years

Sandy remains undefeated vs inflation

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4 years

The cider is a pourin', motherfuckers

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4 years

After 5 years in #Lansing you should: - have a preferred QD and a loathed QD - own a battle scarred bigby cup that you have no clear memory of getting - still don't really know where Piazzano's is - really strong opinions on Kroger locations - are still stuck behind a train

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5 months

Nancy’s email is nkaffer @freepress .com if you want to tell her how we feel about our “sad little town”

Detroit Free Press

@freep

5 months

Lansing, schmansing — move Michigan's capital back to Detroit | Opinion

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3 years

uhh @MeijerPR please put the giraffe back this has already been a tough stretch and we need this little pocket of joy on our slog through Delta Township

Becky Carlton

@musiqchika

3 years

Watching a @lansingmichigan landmark being torn down. Where will Gerold the giraffe go? 😭 @LansingMIFacts @meijer

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2 years

House of Lansing

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3 years

JEN PSAKI JAN PZAKI JAM PAZKI JAM PACZKI

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1 year

get some rest hold your loved ones tight

MSU Police and Public Safety

@msupolice

1 year

UPDATE: The suspect has been located off campus. It appears he has died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. There is no longer a threat to campus and the shelter-in-place has been lifted.

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1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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5 years

Brooke Hogan: I want to shoot a music video in Fiji Producer: We don’t have the budget for that BH: Hawaii? P: Absolutely not BH: California? P: Nope BH: Florida? P: Still no BH: So what can we afford? P: Have you heard of Lake Lansing?

BROOKE HOGAN - Touch My Body (ft. the INstitute of Dancers) [Official...

Brooke Hogan - Touch My BodyiTunes - https://music.apple.com/us/album/touch-my-body/1484710602?i=1484710603Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/7Hx6esIP...

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4 years

It’s not just October, 🎃💀👻 IT’S SPOOKY SZN 👻💀🎃🧟‍♀️🧛🏼👩🏻‍🎤 MOTHERFUCKERS 👩🏻‍🎤🧛🏼🧟‍♀️

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3 years

occasions for couch burning at MSU 🔥 🛋 🔥 • basketball team wins • basketball team loses • football team wins • football team loses • Wednesday • end of semester • didn’t get into Burgerama • got kicked out of Burgerama • had a couch

krystal nurse

@krystalrnurse

3 years

is burning couches an msu ritual after beating michigan? 🤨

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1 year

🔴❄️♥️ OFFICIAL BALLS OF WINTER PHOTO THREAD. put 'em here ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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3 years

when you show up to the party and they splurged on the big tray from Zaytoon

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4 years

• 7+8=15 • Could I eat 15 olive burgers in one sitting? • No, that’s ridiculous • Ok, but now I’m hungry • *googles Olympic Broil* • Oh wow, they opened in 1974 • Carry the 1 • 75

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2 years

a brief history of people trying to make Lake Lansing look cooler than it is