Lady Skollie Profile Banner
Lady Skollie Profile
Lady Skollie

@LadySkollie

13,943
Followers
161
Following
5,206
Media
38,293
Statuses

NEW SHOW: GROOT GAT by LADY SKOLLIE @ Norval Foundation(Cape Town) 22 May-15 September 2024 #SBYA2022

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 month
At 12 I heard of the Standard Bank Young Artist of the year award & decided I’d win. In 2022 my dream became a reality and I spent 2023 doing 2 shows and now it’s the last leg of my winning show GROOT GAT. It opens in Cape Town at Norval Foundation 22 May-15 Sep 😮‍💨💗
Tweet media one
6
62
320
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
4 years
I got married a year ago. Never thought I'd like a man for longer than a year. But it happened. No drama, big cock, easy living, adoration, excitement and love. Don't stop looking, they're usually right under your nose. 🎊
71
311
4K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
9 months
My father. He is retired and says he’s got nothing better to do so he went to court for almost 6 months and got a R400 fine reduced to R150. He said it was not legitimate and he also refused to pay that so eventually they begged him to not come back and scrapped the fine.
@singfromthehair
Reeves 🇿🇦
9 months
Once again my mother is fighting a R200 traffic fine like she’s a member of the Rivonia Trial
Tweet media one
26
111
812
108
490
4K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
I designed a coin for my country. Happy #FREEDOMDAY 🇿🇦💰💱   The R50 sterling-silver collectable coin features the constitutional democracy in action, symbolised by a line of people queuing to vote as they did on 27 April 1994 in the first democratic elections in South Africa 🇿🇦
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
65
677
2K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
Used to be anti baby now I’m pro baby. I’m allowed to change my mind 😂😎
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
37
105
2K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Me at the start of each episode alone in my lounge #WhiteLotus :
15
285
2K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
A white farmer assistant told me in Western Cape when they find remains of bushmen buried on their farms they don’t announce it (coz then government would have the right to dig &declare certain parts public) so they just trade the remains amongst each other Like Pokémon cards
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
2 years
Jaw-bone Mouth Piece by Alexander McQueen (1998)
Tweet media one
15
697
6K
42
1K
2K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 month
@DrumMagazine Why? So she can look like she’s attending a matric ball in 2007?
18
131
2K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
4 years
Tweet media one
5
146
1K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
We been married for 2 years 🧡🌱🐍🍃🧡
Tweet media one
17
39
1K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
@Poison_Nic @lizzo Cleaning AND marking your territory?? I’m a fan of this recycling method ♻️🥰
4
3
1K
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
The past year has been wild. Made a baby, bought a car, won Standard Bank, sold art, was comfy, used my time how I want to, woke up when I wanted to. All I ever wanted was for my time to be my own and here I am: still getting what I want. Thank u God
6
27
910
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 months
Art imitates life 🔮
Tweet media one
6
62
881
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
🌸🌸🌸🥚🪺😆🐍 6 weeks post partum 🥚🪺🌸
Tweet media one
7
29
853
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
7 months
😳😊we 6 months in and now know each other quite well.
Tweet media one
14
19
841
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
UCT just renamed Jameson Hall to Sarah Baartman Hall. FYI.
13
332
783
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
9 months
Happy 4 months to my baby. Mommy loves u. 🧸❤️
40
14
790
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
A random bra is moving in with me in a few weeks and I literally don’t even know him and he’s not gonna pay rent or anything and he’s not ever leaving !?
45
34
764
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
Hi, I see a lot of people talking down on cursive and as a one time calligraphy champion (1998), I would just like to state that cursive isn't so you can WRITE in cursive, it's taught so your brain can learn rhythm & flow of writing so that eventually you can write much faster.
17
233
717
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Was on date night tonight and William Kentridge and his wife were eating at the same place and they came over to congratulate me in winning standard bank 🥹 William won it the year I was born 😭💋🇿🇦🎉🍾 she said isnt your name skollie why do they keep calling u Laura 😂
13
30
734
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
10 guesses what’s happening here :
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
108
25
715
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
9 months
Sunday morning with my boy ❤️
Tweet media one
14
8
710
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
South Africa is truly a dangerous place for a woman to do ANYTHING:
77
638
673
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
9 months
@Camberry_cam He used to be a lawyer so I’m assuming he really enjoyed it 🤣🤭
5
9
685
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
11 months
Mrs Mops is raising the sweetest lil girl 🥹❤️ cutie pie Marang! 🌅 #MommyClub
10
25
662
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
Wow. Totally forgot being single is 70% work, 20% masturbating while using your tears as lube and 10% drinks with people u dont give a fuck about. 😑
17
246
640
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 months
Here is a boy that did many things for the first time: Met his brother Went to Cape Town Got his first cold His 2 first teeth Dipped in the ocean for the first time First Xmas First holiday First flight 😮‍💨💗
Tweet media one
14
10
646
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
LOOK! I'm on the cover of @ClubX_Magazine for March 2019! 🍎
Tweet media one
20
73
604
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
A man tried to stangle me after he kicked down the door of our bathroom on Saturday claiming we stole his phone. I pulled a knife out of my cleavage & he ran. After security threw him out he beat his wife in front of everybody. I was told my knife made things worse, not him.
Tweet media one
36
583
579
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
11 months
😎 we cool 🤙🏾
Tweet media one
14
16
596
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
Please god never let social media or money make me fake my own death for influencing. amen.
16
237
575
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
9 months
❤️🌼🥚
Tweet media one
9
15
586
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
Knowing Wouter Basson is practicing makes me sick. Growing up I was taught he is the reason coloured communities is ruined by drugs, doing experiments on people with mdma, biological warfare on our people. How is it that they were allowed to keep everything &all we know is loss?
12
311
571
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
She was here for such a short time but thank you god that Amy Winehouse was here.
8
155
510
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
8 months
New kinda office :
Tweet media one
2
10
517
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
9 months
With my mother in law & my son wearing crochet stuff
Tweet media one
11
17
513
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
7 months
🇿🇦coloured excellence 🇿🇦
@colorsxstudios
COLORS
7 months
South African artist Tyla ( @Tyllaaaaaaa ) showcases her innovative take on pop and R&B in a shimmering performance of ‘On and On’, a single from her new EP. 🐾 FULL SHOW:
109
3K
11K
6
118
508
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Making a mural at Bev Ditsie's place 🥚🐣
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
7
46
490
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
7 months
One handed handstand wearing a 4cm wide dress and buzzing a bit off the Bernini? Mam start a cult; im your first follower 🤌🏽
@Nangamso_NM
Minikazi✨ ( 🐒 )
7 months
Yabona maseshaya amaFall 🥹😭😭
878
2K
11K
7
69
500
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
With legend DAVID KRUT, fellow Libra ⚖️♎️
Tweet media one
7
24
490
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
Art fair was too full but I looked real good. 🌹🍎
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
15
35
487
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
11 months
First time using the pram 👶🏾🐣
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
11
21
488
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
To us surviving 2022 🌊🦾🕸️🌊 #LADYSKOLLIE
Tweet media one
10
82
483
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
The only reason I used to know about the mining indaba is because my friends were strippers and it’s basically the Oscars week of their yearly engagements.
21
79
476
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
Take this feeling you feeling right now thinking of her and her final moments & the creep at the post office telling her to come back later,the way he grinned in court today. Focus on all that, think of all the others & when the time comes we will release it all at once. Promise.
87
206
464
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
The fact that every facility in SA has 13 counters built but only ever 3 occupied, THAT is a South African proverb. 😂🇿🇦🙏🏾
6
177
455
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
Finally met my wife @bonang_m after MONTHS of pining. Gave her my new R5 as a gift. Because Bonang deserves everything first 🇿🇦💱💰😘
@The_BForce
BForce - Bonang Fans
5 years
And saving the best for last...💃💃 A fave, FAVE. @LadySkollie 😍❤ #WooliesSummer19 @bonang_m x @WOOLWORTHS_SA
2
17
111
10
42
447
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Thebe Magugu, Lady Skollie & David Tlale in front of a Lady Skollie 🇿🇦🧩
Tweet media one
7
47
443
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
MOOD 😛😎🇿🇦🐍🍎🔞
Tweet media one
22
49
433
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 months
Art imitates life II
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
45
443
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
One thing that’s boring in JHB is that everyone has jobs so u never have someone to just contact unannounced and spend a chill day with. In Cape Town people go on self imposed job sabbaticals or just skip work as they feel like it 😩
21
63
437
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 months
Imagine being the artist that took this photograph 🫨 RIP Peter Magubane 🇿🇦
Tweet media one
@SAEditorsForum
SANEF
6 months
The family of legendary Photojournalist Peter Magubane has confirmed to SANEF that he passed on today peacefully surrounded by his family. He died midday today peacefully at his home. Details will follow.
22
102
289
2
98
431
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Today we married for 3 years and together for 3 years and 8 months.🥹💕☄️ Love you Conquer @ConquerArson 💋🎉 time flies when u having fun 🏹
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
17
14
432
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
🎮 Did u know every Saturday at 9:30am there’s a tour of the art collection of the constitutional court of South Africa? I’d highly recommend it. Book your slot here ccac @concourttrust .org.za 🇿🇦
8
213
432
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
Did u know love can be easy? I been experiencing easy love and wow I tried to complicate it because that's all I knew before but wow I hope u find easy love. Everyone deserves a taste of this.
12
131
421
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
Be careful of being in relationships with artists, musicians or writers; the movies make it seem mysterious & rewarding but mostly it's like baby sitting an erratic toddler who makes (hopefully) prolific work from time to time. Sorry to everyone I've wronged.
12
138
410
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
i really went and found love in a hopeless place like johannesburg 🥹
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
9
9
424
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
8 years
POWER x 4 + their placards. #RememberKhwezi 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾💯
Tweet media one
3
543
412
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
Thinking about everything I've ever done wrong in my whole life:
Tweet media one
13
13
419
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
Us @'ing the presidency every day but nothing ever changes 🥴🇿🇦
11
169
413
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Hi my name is Lady Skollie and I'm the newest member of the board of directors of Camissa Museum (The Castle) 🇿🇦🕯🪜🐍
16
33
417
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 months
I need to see this on @Tyllaaaaaaa asaptually 😭💗🥰🫨🎯
@heslunars
loki’s gf 🐇
5 months
artemisi spring 2024
Tweet media one
44
943
7K
8
68
415
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
Can’t believe I’m responsible for calming myself down and looking on the bright side for the REST OF MY LIFE.
3
221
411
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
Excited for this new phase in my life. Feel like everything has led me to this moment. Gonna have a baby and then open the first phase of my winning Standard Bank show 20 days later. Then the show travels throughout South Africa, then I release a book about my art journey. ⭐️
15
16
408
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
@itspushpush There was a massive bust of 300kgs of ❄️ at durban harbour this week! They say it’s worth R1.3B.
1
0
383
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
🍁🍂 Autumn in Johannesburg 🍂 🍁
Tweet media one
12
13
401
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
10 months
Can’t believe this guy is 3 months old today! 🥹🙏🏽🧿
Tweet media one
7
14
403
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
2 years
Drawing is my job, imagine! 🪜🐍
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
26
395
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
🐍🐍🐍🐍 DAY 1 #7Days7Faces @foyinog @NetflixSA The period piece I chose was that period when we would all go home after school and the only movie playing on repeat was ANACONDA ft the lady of that period JLO 🐍 🐍🐍🐍
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
46
386
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
💞 Mom & Dad 💞
Tweet media one
5
7
390
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
7 months
BILLBOARD BAE 🕳️🔮🕰️ GROOT GAT on until 14 December at Standard Bank Art Gallery JHB 🕳️🥚
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
9
38
384
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
🐍🥚🏹⛓🔗🐍
Tweet media one
14
37
375
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 month
Happy first mothers day 2 me
14
4
375
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
As a child my father taught me to never trust the South African police under any circumstances. He was a lawyer and just said TRUST ME. He said bring back any type of man, a white man, a black man, a WOman but god help me, Never bring home a police man.
10
47
368
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
@TimesLIVE The reason people are desensitized to this kinda thing in SA is because LANGUAGE plays a big part in these cases yet JOURNALISTS always say sex, it was RAPE. TF!!!!!!
1
56
362
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
It's 26 May 2021:
Tweet media one
7
94
356
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
Me last week. Me this week.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
11
10
357
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
I'd like to thank Kanye West for giving me the courage to Kanye West a man at the gym who was filming me secretly by smacking that phone so hard and far out of his hands.
13
91
352
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
1 year
@cnehshuga A white bottle with two orange lines
6
2
355
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
11 months
☀️ Designed this ☀️ jumper with @WOOLWORTHS_SA & TUTU TYGERS (Desmond Tutu foundation x Tygerberg children’s hospital) last year before I ever even considered making a baby. Funny how life works out. Now I got my own baby wearing it. ☀️ I CAN SHINE ☀️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
8
21
358
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
And ACTUAL colonization was what? Bland? 😁
@TimesLIVE
Times LIVE
6 years
Chicken Licken has been ordered to pull its tongue-in-cheek commercial about colonialism after it was found to be too spicy.
317
534
697
9
259
335
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
🧡🥚🏹 A PREDICTION by LADY SKOLLIE on until 15 October at Circa gallery, Rosebank JHB 🧡🥚🏹
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
7
55
342
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
5 years
A nation that torments its women with this kind of horror, unchecked, unaddressed, will never thrive, never rise. As long as women suffer, we will all suffer. 🇿🇦
@IOL
IOL News
5 years
A 15-year-old boy and his 19-year-old brother were expected to appear in court for allegedly repeatedly raping their 96-year-old great-grandmother. @TheStar_news
307
573
330
5
322
330
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
🇿🇦
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
12
54
340
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
10 months
🧿 Tummy time ❤️🧿
Tweet media one
5
5
336
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
4 months
Cool mom at the airport ✈️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
7
14
332
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 months
This is the funniest picture of my baby ever 🤭🤣
Tweet media one
14
24
327
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
6 years
I wanna spend all my money on myself and if I have a child I'd dress them in a pillowcase with armholes until 6 with a tiny belt to cinch waist for formal events coz damn yall buying Jordans for kids that are gonna be too small next week.
12
154
314
@LadySkollie
Lady Skollie
3 years
A bank printed a few masks ft my work for their VIP clients that had a walkabout of my show. This is a custom one with a 'straw' hole.
12
50
323