I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
character backstory so I can add it to our D&D game and make her feel included
The finale of
#CriticalRole
may run seven hours but what they've neglected to tell us is that the first hour and a half is the finale to <strike>the first season of</strike> the Nord VPN saga.
You can support the good people producing WOTC content while still being critical of the company’s shitty choices. It all goes to shit if the good people leave.
I’m sick of feeling like shit for choosing to stay in a position where I am trying to do what I can to make it good.
Us regarding MotherlandsRPG: “Hey y’all, our game isn’t D&D. It is an Afro-futurist sci-fi RPG that uses a different system and intentionally excludes slavery and colonialism.”
People: “OMG WHY DO YOU HATE D&D SO MUCH”
Y’know, I also had opinions about the Druid becoming an owlbear in the
#DnDMovie
trailer.
But like a rational human being, I simply chose not to voice them or get mad about it, cuz let’s be real, I’d let a Druid become an owlbear.
So, the people who were mad at not-new characters being in CR last night, were y’all also mad at Laura when she brought Jester into campaign 2? I’m just asking.
First day at the new job is already SO busy, but I have a pretty awesome coworker who’s helping me through everything. 😉
Y’all, I am SO excited to announce that I’m the new Community Manager for
@Wizards_DnD
at WOTC!! WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING!!!
#WotCStaff
I wish every GM a player like Travis Willingham who gets so fucking excited about big monsters. The way he was excited about the [REDACTED] from last week gives me so much joooooy
GIVEAWAY!
I hit 1500 followers yesterday! As promised, to thank y’all for being here, I’m giving away these GORGEOUS Nocturnal Nebula dice from Chessex! LOOK AT THEM GLOW.
RULES:
-like AND RT this tweet, no quotes
-follow not req’d!
-INTERNATIONAL!!
-no giveaway-only accounts
Laudna suggests that visit Imahara Joe's, figure out what allies they have while they have to lie low with a captive. Ashton says friends or hired muscle is generous. "Ally" is the best they can hope for.
#CriticalRoleSpoilers
Step into the past with a new set of heroes as they race towards a world-altering finish line with Exandria Unlimited: Calamity. Catch the premiere of this epic four-part mini-series Thursday, May 26th at 7pm Pacific on Twitch and YouTube!
⚔️ LEARN MORE:
Blue Sky's 'Nimona' was set to be released in theaters today.
The film, which reportedly had a same-sex kiss and queer lead characters, was around 75% completed when Disney shut down Blue Sky.
I've got a lot of new followers because of... well. *gestures*
Hiya. I'm LaTia. I'm Black & Ace As Heck.
I tweet about D&D, flow arts, and Randomness in The Void. Thanks to the wonderful community that has surrounded me, I'm building a PC, so there'll be a lot of that, too.
If your Tabaxi spellcaster doesn't take Telekinesis to yeet things (people, Cyclopes, large bowls) off of surfaces like a real cat does, are they even a Tabaxi spellcaster
GM tip: Make a cheat sheet for your players with basic information about the world and/or campaign. Include info like weekdays, capital cities, major gods, and similar knowledge that most people in your world would know
For extra points, add setting specific curses 🔥
SHOOT ARROWS AT YOUR MONK
LET GIANTS THROW TREE TRUNKS AT YOUR MONK
FASTBALL SPECIAL THE HALFLING AT YOUR MONK
LET YOUR MONK REDIRECT LIGHTNING
JUST LET US USE DEFLECT MISSILES /PLEASE/
DMs: SHOOT ARROWS AT YOUR MONK
Monks get this cool level 3 feature called Deflect Missiles and I've played a total of 4 Monks and have *never* been given the opportunity to use this super cool feature which is part of the reason I take the class.
removed the game I was in with SP and JS from my website. pains me to do so, but not because of them. some of what i think was my best at-the-table RP happened during that game.
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (foiling her escape attempt off our dismal planet and forcing her to be my bodyguard on my journey to become the most powerful necromancer).
i'm not gonna get into a long-winded twitter thread about this, but i frequently credit critical role for getting me hardcore back into d&d in 2016, and this project saved me from a depression spiral after i lost my grandfather last year.
this book means so fucking much to me.
part of me feels like CR should get a little more credit than they do given that the uproar that happens every time something like this happens is predictable without fail
i had occasion to tell this story again today, but i'm reminded of the white guy who adopted a Black girl, saw me at a convention, and asked me how he could make sure she'd have fun and be safe in the ttrpg community if/when she decided to join it. i hope he's doing okay.
hey. hey fren.
c'mere for a sec. got something to tell ya. scooch close.
*fixes your collar* if you read somethin that offers a suggestion for somethin you maybe wouldn't do, but others would? it's okay to not engage. that piece of information's not for you. not everything is.
NEW ADVENTURES AWAIT!
Critical Role: Call of the Netherdeep from our pals at
@Wizards_DnD
is available RIGHT NOW for pre-order! This epic new adventure will hit shelves on March 15, 2022.
➡️ LEARN MORE:
➡️ PRE-ORDER:
The BIPOC Social Mixer at
#GenCon
was not only MORE THAN twice what it was last year, it was absolutely the kind of energy I want to see at conventions going forward. It was wonderful to see faces both old and new! ✨
We here, we BEEN here, and we ALWAYS gon’ be here. ❤️✌🏾
conventions: everyone is welcome, but racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia are not allowed at our events.
sensible people: cool, i will not be racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic.
people who like to tell on themselves: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EXCLUSIONARY
Chris Pratt will be playing Matthew Mercer in a new animated adaptation of Critical Role. I'm sorry you had to learn this from me
@matthewmercer
. Here's the article.
Got your online play games secured, but want to watch something between adventures? Never fret - there are loads of live play games and panels for your viewing pleasure during
#DNDCelebration2020
!
Full Schedule Details:
Our Monk has developed a new style of fighting that combines the agility of martial arts with speed granted from the lightweight chair design. Combined with a unique polearm, unimaginable feats are possible. Coming soon in Wave 3!
#Dnd5e
#TTRPG
#EveryoneCanBeAHero
#ComingSoon
If you dislike Marisha your opinion no longer matters to me. No one who’s told me that Marisha is their least favorite has ever had a VALID reason so I do not caaaaaaare what you have to say, goodbyeeeeeeee
Me: y’know it sure was cool when my spellcaster used the 5th level spell Telekinesis to yeet a Large creature into lava
Y’all: actually, have you heard of Catapult? I will explain how this 1st level spell works to you!
I just woke up and I’m tired.
I’d like to build a dungeon where all the doors are 5’ wide, but as the adventurers progress further in, the doors get shorter and shorter.
I’ll call it Limbo.
Now that I’m back in my hotel room, I can get my feelings about
#Netherdeep
out. I said when it was announced that it was a dream project and I still mean it to this day. This project got me through some very hard months and wouldn’t be what it is without our team. (1/6)