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LP Capital Chi

11 months

My book is officially live on Amazon! “Reasons To Sell Your Bitcoin” is available today Link in the comments For every purchase, I will donate $1 to OpenSats This will be my first & last Bitcoin book, get it while it’s hot!

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2 years

@elonmusk The establishment

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10 months

I’m starting to think Bitcoin spends the majority of the next 3-4 years under $100k

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2 years

@WSJmarkets Delete your account

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11 months

#Bitcoin

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1 year

Guys - the head of the SEC just said “not your keys, not your coins” on CNBC We are going to win

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2 years

@jimcramer

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1 year

Both of my wife’s uncles are long-time private wealth managers Saw them at a family event today Instead of the expected “what’s going on with Bitcoin”, both of them said “it’s a big deal that Bitcoin is still alive after the FTX shitshow” People are understanding, finally

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2 years

@litcapital @CBSNews

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Occasionally feel the need to unearth this video…

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

A nuke back below $60k would be all-time LOL’s for retail who woke up from their Disney+ stupor to buy the $69k top for the third time in 3 years

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@LPCapitalChi

2 months

Said goodbye to my pup tonight, she fought hard through 8 months of cancer Wrigley ❤️

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Is Richard Heart going to jail? Guy is wiping his twitter clean of HEX Going to cheer on law enforcement & the SEC here, no cap

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@LPCapitalChi

19 days

I’ll buy 10,000 sats for every like on this tweet in the next 24 hours

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

People are laughing at BlockFi & other platforms for disabling withdrawals Meanwhile people who have staked Ethereum can’t even unstake their mEth because withdrawals were never coded up The Ethereum Ponzi scheme is much, much larger

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@LPCapitalChi

1 month

This is hands down the most significant attack on Bitcoin in its history Self custody and wallet providers being attacked seems inevitable It looks like it’s time to take the battle to the courts, not many options left

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Saylor’s 10 rules for life: 1. Focus your energy 2. Guard your time 3. Train your mind 4. Train your body 5. Think for yourself 6. Curate friendships 7. Curate environment 8. Keep your promises 9. Stay cheerful & constructive 10. Make a positive impact Really beautiful

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Didn’t realize #Bitcoin bear markets are supposed to be this fun

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Nic Carter dunking on class of 2021 Bitcoin maximalists for not making money in fiat terms yet is very telling about his character and motivations Fiat is a disease

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

AWS is down which means Ethereum nodes are all down

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 months

If you’re not from Chicago, you may not understand how big of a deal it is that Kim Foxx’s days in office are coming to an end soon Chicago is on the rise, and progressive agendas are faltering everywhere

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

1 year

#Bitcoin

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

FTT token is down 95% in a week after the FTX bankruptcy and is still the 123rd biggest market cap coin That should tell you something about the other 21,000 coins When a maxi tells you the entire market is a scam besides Bitcoin, maybe you should listen

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

Retail wearing their $3,000 Apple Vision Pro watching their first Bitcoin ETF buys go minus double digits

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Stop trying to draw a box around Bitcoin This is unlike any other asset we’ve seen before “Inflation hedge”, “safe haven”, “risk on/off”, “digital gold”, “high-beta tech play” All absolute nonsense It is the apex predator of financial assets that no one fully understands

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 months

How retarded do you have to be to not own 1 full Bitcoin?

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@LPCapitalChi

4 months

Man, I love Bitcoiners TradFi making an honest effort to be transparent and show proof of reserves by posting their public key for the ETF Bitcoiners: “why not multisig? Sign message pls? Why re-using address?” We are fucking retarded autists no doubt

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Lol @brian_armstrong is a .eth now just delete Coinbase if you haven’t already

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@LPCapitalChi

7 months

I don’t have anything against sellers of Bitcoin, but my question to people will always be “now what?” after you sell Oh ok, you got the multi-million dollar home - now what? Oh ok, you’re retired - now what? Wow you got the Porsche, awesome - now what? Bitcoin isn’t going

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 months

Are you a millennial and can’t afford a house? I have good news for you Buy 1 Bitcoin instead & wait 5-10 years 1 BTC = 1 house

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

@RyanMaue No one cares

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

It’s over

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

9 months

Dogecoin is now down 92.6% after Elon’s shill on SNL when the price was $0.68 Almost two years later and he has shown no growth in understanding of #Bitcoin

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

I highly doubt the U.S. ever straight up says “we are banning Bitcoin” They will just proceed as they are now: 1. Operation Chokepoint to limit on and off ramps 2. Poopoo proof of work via media mouthpieces to turn public sentiment against it 3. Arrest open source developers

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Yes, BlackRock is filing for a Bitcoin spot ETF because the price is going to $0

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Multiple wallets walking back their implementation of AOPP after backlash from toxic #Bitcoin maximalists on Twitter “But I thought the toxic maximalists are just mean & don’t do anything?!” Plebs together strong 💪

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

How tf did SBF get so fat if he is a vegan & was ripping addy in the office 24/7?

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

My dad is sending me the articles about El Salvador failing with their Bitcoin experiment Bottom’s in famiglia

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Idk about you guys But BlockFi, 3AC, Celsius, Luna, and a handful of prominent shitcoiners are pretty worthy sacrifices so far in this bear market I’m cool with more, but not bad

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

5 months

It’s beautiful

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

11 months

Dan Held showing us a picture of his “work station” where he gets rekt trading shitcoins on the daily

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

1 year

TINA sold the majority of his Bitcoin at the absolute generational bottom and is lecturing people about options & trading in Spaces now Can’t make this up!

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@LPCapitalChi

4 months

BritishHODL is a scammer Pass it on

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

A couple things: - if you have any inkling of hope Bitcoin goes to $1M in 90 days, you’re an idiot or a noob - Balaji is a self-serving shitcoin peddler, ignore - Bitcoin will go to $1M, but closer to 90 months from now (rather than days) - hyperinflation in the US is far, far

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

I’m truly starting to believe that people who don’t like Bitcoin are: 1) really lazy 2) intellectually slow 3) bad actors Or a combination of these

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

3 months

#Bitcoin

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

7 months

@DeItaone Spoiler alert: that’s not how inflation works

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

8 months

Can Bitcoiners raise $450k to get the saylor “there is no second best” clip on the Sphere for 24 hours?

PitchDeckGuy

@BetterPitchGuy

8 months

The MSG Sphere cost $2.3B to build They charge $450k for one day of advertising Here's their pitch deck:

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Some of you aren’t running Bitcoin and it shows

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@LPCapitalChi

1 month

Phoenix wallet gone in US If you’re a Bitcoiner saying “don’t worry, just HODL” you’re a fucking clown This is a HUGE problem - Lightning, Liquid, even Fedi all come into question about what is an MSB We must act

ACINQ

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Recent announcements from US authorities cast a doubt on whether self-custodial wallet providers, Lightning service providers, or even Lightning nodes could be considered Money Services Businesses and be regulated as such.

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Got some tough news for the anti #Bitcoin crowd Most of us are never selling Come & take it

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

I own a hoodie that says “Anti Fiat Social Club” on it 20-30 people have asked me about it at this point, usually something along the lines of “why do you hate Fiat cars so much?” or “I like your shirt, what does it mean?” I reply back that it is a reference to fiat money & not

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

The Luna collapse was unfortunately not enough pain for shitcoiners, even though they effectively handed wealth to VCs We need an exchange collapse to shake people out of their stupor Celsius going to $0.00 would be a proper reckoning I’d prefer Coinbase, but Celsius will do

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@LPCapitalChi

4 months

A lot of Bitcoiners shit on real estate but I sure do see a lot of them talking about selling some Bitcoin to pay off their house or to buy a dream home

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

@zerohedge Pornhub wants its video title back

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

Gareth Soloway in disbelief

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

What will nocoiners say when Bitcoin hits $300k+ and attains a $5T+ market cap? Probably “it’s a bubble!”

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

I think this guy is actually retarded

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@LPCapitalChi

9 months

Paul Krugman just solved inflation Remove all items from the CPI calculation CPI is 0% QED Get him a second Nobel!

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

Bitcoin has critics But the critics are retarded We need better ones

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Those god damned Bitcoin maximalists were right again huh?

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

“I sold the majority of my Bitcoin” - @BitcoinTina Sounds like there are alternatives? 🤡

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2 years

@CelsiusNetwork

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@LPCapitalChi

4 months

@Pledditor @dueyfromstlouis @GarethSoloway He has literally been short the entire way up lmao. This guy eats Elmer’s glue

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

10 months

As a millennial, I am 110% cheering on a big time recession I want my opportunity to buy cheap assets like generations before me - prices are an absolute scam today I don’t really care if a recession is bad for others Send asset prices much lower

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

Long-time Bitcoin hater & denier, usually how it works Missed out on a 10x already, going to miss the next 10x

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@SamanthaLaDuc

7 years

So Bitcoin isn't the Tulip Mania. It's Madoff?! $BTC

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Bitcoin twitter is honestly a cheat code in a bear market It’s a pleasure stacking with you all 🙏

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@LPCapitalChi

11 months

Bitcoiners who have been here the entire bear market and aren’t running a node Run a node - make it a top priority ASAP Stop being a lazy sack of shit & learn how to do it I got the ree-ree & run my own, no excuses

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Steady lads 4 or more bank failures imminent

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@LPCapitalChi

6 months

Not gonna lie, being right is one of the fun parts of being a Bitcoiner

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

How much money did JPMorgan pay Hindenberg for the hit piece on Cash App / Square? They facilitate the exact same kinds of payments with Zelle Fraud? JPMorgan has been committing rampant fraud in commodities markets for decades What about the acquisition of Frank & the bags

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Can someone explain to me how taxpayers will NOT be on the hook for the depositor bailouts at SVB & SBNY?

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@LPCapitalChi

4 months

Does anyone else feel like the halving has been 90 days away for the last 3 months?

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

Welcome to all of the new Bitcoin maximalists!

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@LPCapitalChi

2 years

@dergigi “How to spend with the anonymity of cash without using cash” *10 seconds later* “The wallet is authenticated by the government” Can’t make this shit up 🤣

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

5 months

15 years later, we are winning RIP Hal 🐐

halfin

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Running bitcoin

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5 months

I know a lot of Bitcoiners are goalmaxxing and thinking about 2024… If I could offer one piece of advice - if you are thinking about quitting drinking next year, DO IT Quitting 4.5 years ago changed my life in ways I could never have imagined, highly recommend

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

@RealWillyBot Submit a BIP to change it or shut up

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@LPCapitalChi

7 months

It would be pretty hilarious if Gensler denies the Bitcoin ETF again Imagine the salt

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@LPCapitalChi

9 months

A low USD price for Bitcoin in the coming 5-10 years means Bitcoin has failed Price is the scoreboard “In it for the tech” is a bear market meme If Bitcoin is <$100-200k by 2030, we can consider that fiat has won

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

I HATE Trump. Despise. But this is so fucking insane that you cannot possibly believe that we are the leading liberal democracy anymore This is so nuts on exponential levels. All institutions completely politicized. Dark times ahead

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DENVER (AP) — Colorado Supreme Court declares Donald Trump ineligible for the presidency under Constitution's insurrection clause.

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

GBTC dumped half a billy & we chillin above $60k

Farside Investors

@FarsideUK

3 months

Bitcoin ETF Daily Flow GBTC US$ Flow: -598.9 million This Tweet is auto generated For all the data and disclaimers visit:

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@LPCapitalChi

8 months

A $500,000 mortgage at 8% for 30 years will only cost you $820,000 in interest over that time frame! What an absolute scam

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

@katie_martin_fx The ECB is run by a literal convicted criminal Bitcoin is just computer code and math Cry harder

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@LPCapitalChi

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

A lot of people care an awful lot about El Salvador jailing extremely violent criminals when they didn’t give a damn about innocent people being raped & murdered at will just a few years ago They couldn’t even tell you where ES is on a map, but they’ll tell you “where is the due

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

@GuyTalksFinance Don’t buy any brother, you’ve got it figured out

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@LPCapitalChi

10 months

Stop trying to convince your friends that Bitcoin’s energy use is good If they think using less energy will make society better, they’re already really dumb & hopeless They can only repeat propaganda they learned on TV & in school Tell them don’t buy any

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

Gentle reminder that the entire state of Massachusetts elected this retard to one of the highest offices in the United States

Bloomberg Crypto

@crypto

3 months

Senator Elizabeth Warren is looking to level the playing field when it comes to crypto, saying it should have the same regulation as other financial systems

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

If you’re using a Ledger after today, you deserve to have 0 coins

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@LPCapitalChi

29 days

Move where, Fred? The USA is the last bastion of hope for a freer society I have zero intention of packing up my family to move to El Salvador, where all it takes is Bukele to be removed to unwind every ounce of progress US Bitcoiners aren’t going anywhere

Fred Krueger

@dotkrueger

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Bitcoiners who self custody have the ultimate weapon against authorities: move.

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

@brian_armstrong My brother in Christ - staking makes a crypto a security. No one likes the rules but they are the rules. Your useless ballad here does nothing and your casino is going to $0

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Stolen from LinkedIn so thank you to original poster Keep it simple

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@LPCapitalChi

5 months

In an Uber and the driver has NPR on The segment: “what if we just give money to people in poverty?” I swear it’s like there are two different realities that exist on earth today Unbelievable how lost normies are, their chance of understanding Bitcoin is ~0%

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@LPCapitalChi

6 months

The only thing more retarded than gold as an investment is silver

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@LPCapitalChi

1 year

Imagine losing your life savings on Celsius while these clowns fly private jets around the world with YOUR money This isn’t just Celsius though, this is every single shitcoin project & their team of founders with a premine, while you get rugged and wonder wtf happened

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LP Capital Chi

@LPCapitalChi

11 months

Hot off the press “Reasons To Sell Your Bitcoin” coming to Amazon soon!

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@LPCapitalChi

9 months

The existence of capital gains tax alone makes me never want to sell my #Bitcoin

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@LPCapitalChi

6 months

Guys if we can’t beat Liz Warren, Bitcoin wasn’t meant to succeed With that said, the “now they fight you” stage of Bitcoin is here The path ahead is not easy & likely requires activism & vigilance We can all do more in the fight against bought-&-paid-for politicians

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@LPCapitalChi

3 months

“What has Bitcoin ever done for humanity?” -Jim Cramer

Documenting ₿itcoin 📄

@DocumentingBTC

3 months

₿𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: World Economic Forum reports bitcoin mining is helping protect endangered animals in Congo’s national forest.

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