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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

Danai Gurira *Warrior* is her ❤️ #TWD

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

I'm a Grade 7 maths teacher now but I still do plumbing. 😁

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@Kush_Kndy

1 month

We were genuinely happy people in this EDM era... 😭😭😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

6 months

Damian is such a tease... 😭😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

@KelTheQueen Bullying much? Starts at a tender age.. 🤔

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

The new Zulu King Misuzulu and Duduzane Zuma when it comes to speaking isiZulu.. Struggle!! 😅😂😂😂

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@Kush_Kndy

4 months

@Anele Mna I would have asked if they can repay me that 16K I payed at the club!!! 😅😂😭

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

Bruh these baddies right here are the one for awesome skin. 👌

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

Uminathi's 1st day of school... Malumes #BundleOfJoy . My niece is growing hey ❤🤗

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

@asanda_tee @uNhlaka_ Twitter CSI done it again!

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

Are these kids drinking wine in the same room with the moms.... Being rich coconut is awesome 😣 #DateMyFamily

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

Evem Zakes Bantwini doesnt know his own lyrics to Osama.. 😅😂😂😂 #MissSA2021

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

@ChristoThurston This is my fav 😅😂😂

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@Kush_Kndy

3 months

@Bria_Gumede @MalulekeNichole Kwa the fact she had her camera on as it turned around that bend. She knew, nje its this content creation fever. 😫

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@Kush_Kndy

11 months

@WandasXanny Bruh really robbed. The end suggested we getting one. 😭😭😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

@Anele From the wise words of Tatu Ngumbela eDutywa. If our government fails to deliver lets do things our selves. 👏👏👏👏

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

R1.5mil on booze and he didn't even erect a tombstone on his moms grave. 💔 #Iblewit

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@Kush_Kndy

9 months

Rhythm City... Lol, my favorite storyline. 😅😂🤣

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@Didiiiiiiiiii_

9 months

Name a canceled South African TV show that deserves another season.

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

1st day at the new job... ❤

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@Kush_Kndy

11 months

Kim Engelbrecht ❤🤗

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@xxfplxmaestroxx

1 year

Name a celebrity whose face card has never declined

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

@LifeOfALover @KelTheQueen Teach your kids to say may I, please and thank you. 🤔

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

I don't trust this Nhlamulo fella and don't get me started on this Mamas word he loves 😩💀 #Etvscandal

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

I just hate everything about this second family.... 😑😒 #DateMyFamily

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

Homophobes.... This aint yal week at all! 😙 #IdolsSA

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@Kush_Kndy

11 months

@BigFlex30 An example of an ANC voter!!!

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

We experienced all this its just that social media wasn't available like it is now. 😅

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

1 year

We went to school at the wrong time 😂 😂 Ama 2000's are having fun 🔥🔥🫣 @pmcafrica

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@Kush_Kndy

6 years

Can they be given KZN basi'yeke thina rest of South Africa and carry on with our lives... Sizoba'ne East London July we don't care!!! #ImbizoKaZulu

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@Kush_Kndy

5 months

@jozitube @MazwiZuma Unyansile. You guys are horrible human beings.

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

@pamela_mtanga Nantso ke' 🤗

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

@ministerTP__ If the barber aint coloured or Nigerian. They aint touching my head... Our darkie barbers bazi ichiskop nhe brush cut nothing else. 😅💀

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

Viola Davis and Sandra Bullock #TheUnforgivable 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@DaveVescio

4 years

What was the most powerful scene of a film or TV show that you have ever seen?

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@Kush_Kndy

10 months

@mazzypopstar @FuckSarahBeth

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@Kush_Kndy

7 months

@NoLimGMoney @MalykaSchoroth @ShaykhSulaiman Palestine not represented? Not given the favor to vote????

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

We are a whole 35 yrs today. Happy Birthday to me. 🎉 🍾

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

#IfalakheMzansi this is by far one of the best productions to come out of this country. Watched it on catchup last week friday and couldn't miss it tonyt. Hela... 👌👏👏👏

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

@REALBUCKS1 Had a friend Khaya that went to Fort Beaufort prison for wrongful arrest. He was raped by 5-6 guys whilst in jail and wrote a letter to us his friends about how prison was before committing suicide in prison. 💔

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

Why I hate VNs 😅😭😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

6 months

2017: The streets 2018: The streets 2019: The streets 2020: Dating 2021: Got bored cheated 💀 2022: Complicated 2023 Feb- June: Long Distance I thought 2023: June - August: Stress & Confusion 2023: Sept - Nov: Slutting 2024: Channel my inner Lori Harvey + Brooke Logan

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@CP_Ogamba

6 months

2017: Single 2018: Single 2019: Single 2020: Single 2021 May-July: dating 2021 August: flung back to my original position 2022: Single 2023 April- June: dipped my leg in relationship waters; ahhh hot Oil! 2023 June till present: Single 2024: Monastery

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

@Jafta_ML Cassper looking like mama jack.. 💀

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

Cut My Hair and beard off today feeling fresh........ 😌

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

@TheTruthPanther The real kingpin!!!🤞

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

Ntokozo is tired of lies... That time he's hiding the worst secret ever from Langa. Nigga you killed the guy Langa thought was his dad. 😒 #Gomora #GomoraMzansi

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@Kush_Kndy

6 years

@eNCA Cape Town watching the rest of the country like.... 😂😂😂😂

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

Now the couch is comfortable after Mzingi hears that Michelle has money saved up on her side.. 😅😂😂 #TheRanakas

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

Not a guy getting a job in Cape Town. Perfect Christmas present. 🥺

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

@VehicleTrackerz The Tazz driver was also wrong and impatient. Why mara overtake kula'ndawo.

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

@danulmao I'm not photogenic but yhea 😅

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

@REALBUCKS1 Will never forget that moment when we buried him and after the funeral his mom called us his friends read his final words to us. I was called from Pretoria to attend, when I heard the words from that letter my spine shivered. Couldn't believe my friend went through such pain.

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

@KibieGP @Anele The only sdidi I see here nguwe nono.... There was no need to be rude and immature! No need whatsoever... #SMH !!!

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@Kush_Kndy

1 month

@zaliacoza "We catch you dancing nicely, we kick you out" 😅🤣😂😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

😂😂😂😂... They even took her weave!!!! #Uzalo

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@Kush_Kndy

9 months

@odedanilo Reminds me of my grade 7s... I miss teaching yazini. Lol, kids just put a smile on one's face especially the foundation phase kiddos. ❤😊🤗

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@Kush_Kndy

4 months

@SbudaMDK @Anele Akuliwa bhuda...

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@Kush_Kndy

4 months

@ohyessratii Heal..... 😌

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

@Demander9 @Jafta_ML Actually 😍😍😍😍

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@Kush_Kndy

6 months

@terrystaden @Blackmillions_ She's still coloured no matter where she is. It's her race you can't tell her otherwise. She doesnt identify as American, she's a South African in America. Yal need to respect that.

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

@AGGRIZI Given the opportunity... I wouldnt mind. Money can be the root of evil but still pays the bills.

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@Kush_Kndy

15 days

@aqueminizer Nonhle was a mean girl. Hated her so much 😭😭😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

Can we please not congratulate Angie Motshega.... We need to give a huge bigups to the teachers that get paid so little in these current deadly and disrespectful environments in schools created by this shady government. #MatricResults2022

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

Ma'Phumzile Mlambo Ngcuka would have made a great president yazi! #IsithunziSabafazi ❤️

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@Kush_Kndy

5 years

I've been waiting for this episode.... This guy Mara 😂😂😂 #DateMyFamily

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

Uzonxila uMel and say things to the wrong person.... #GomoraMzansi

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@Kush_Kndy

6 years

The original evil no nonsense mother of all bitches on tv.... Ntsiki Lukhele #Generations #SAIconicMomentsInEntertainment

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

@SiyandaWrites Iphela apho nothing said after as you wait for the friend to sigh in shock or disbelief..... 😅😂😂😂

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

𝐕𝐀𝐑 ☘️

@Ziyechman

1 year

Quote this tweet with a mirror picture of you. 🚀

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

@Phislash Kumnandi eJabulani Mall sana, ndino'mona... I saw a young boy pushing a trolley full of sneakers. 😭😭😭😭😭

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@Kush_Kndy

9 months

So weird that batshisa eloxishini, apho bahlala khona. Damaging people cars, businesses in their communities... kanti bakwatele bani. Okanye ngumona nje they been meaning to ruin their neighbours possesions out of spite and jealousy. 💔 #TaxiStrike

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

My OCD is only thinking about that coat dragging all the filth on the floor and whomever is gonna wash it....😩😭😭😭😭

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@TheMuzinator

2 years

Uthusa bani lo??

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

@uGawozi You alone and your trust fund... 💀

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@Kush_Kndy

7 months

@_mashesha Still tryna find a way into #BRICS , uyacenga... 😅🤣😭

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

@SpholaM6 @MusaKhawula Its allot when you multiply that in Pounds.......

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@Kush_Kndy

3 years

@TumWierdKid If that's the case, they should sue Nollywood becoz wow they are doing the most. 😅😂😂😂

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@Kush_Kndy

4 years

Dintle is that bitch!!!!! Love her. #etvScandal 😅

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

@____justsihle @Jabu_Macdonald Than baphinde bafake iR10 on the side, why? 😫😒

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@Kush_Kndy

3 months

@SkyFootball Let's not forget South Africa Fair play team. We just fair everywhere on the field and defending the oppressed in the courts. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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@Kush_Kndy

1 year

@ROMEONOJULlET @chaothiqqq Now thinking of Dre killing someone while this song playin the back ground. 💀

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@Kush_Kndy

9 months

@AfricaFactsZone ANC drove Denel down the drain.

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@Kush_Kndy

6 years

@News24 Guess Cape Town wasn't invited to the Party....

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@Kush_Kndy

4 months

@odedanilo Yes to us... My only responsibility is myself. 🤭

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@Kush_Kndy

6 months

@Thule_Berry @Jabu_Macdonald Ronwen Williams an #AFL champion took time to greet hey. 😊

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@Kush_Kndy

2 years

An #ActionSA homie 💚💚💚

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@Kush_Kndy

2 months

It's a new world. Adapt or face failure , I guess.. 😫

Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌

@everymovieplug

2 months

they're already creating movies with AI 🤯

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@Kush_Kndy

8 months

@TheBlackElton @SamkeleM_ But as a customer 10% or more if they served you exceptionally well should be just that, whatever goes on in the restaurant is their business but as a customer u need to give the waitor their due cause.

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@Kush_Kndy

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@The_Mdawini