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Big bird. huge egg.

Queensland, Australia
Joined October 2017
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@KiwiFunknuckle
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2 years
1/2 At supermarket with youngest teen son. Only one line open. Dishevelled couple with young daughter trying to buy nappies, some baby food and enough food for 1-2 nights. Trying all the cards but all failing. Wife almost in tears. I reached over and paid with my watch.
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My son does drone surveys for power lines. His professional opinion is that they fell over.
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2 years
Scott Morrison just wanted to be respected. Who else thinks that is hilarious? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
USA, UK and Australia all had had catastrophic failures of leadership. Why? So many similarities. To be honest itโ€™s a bit freaky.
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2/2 Youngest son. Why did you do that? We are here to buy stuff we can do without. They are here to get things they need but can't pay. What kind of person would I be if I didn't help. Youngest son. I wish I paid.
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2 years
So a little bird told me that a few @abcnews journos were put on a 5 year contract prior the election. Would like to validate this and if true know who they are. Their contracts should be cancelled and the abc returned to what it should be not a rort buy out. #auspol
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2 years
Who else is looking forward to the #icac true crime series?
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2 years
Now that is a great smile. @TamePunk @AlboMP #auspol
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2 years
Can someone explain to me how $660 million can be spent on a car park scheme with little or nothing to show for it?
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2 years
So Trump got the boot. Scotty got the boot. Boris got the boot. Are we seeing a massive shift to the left?
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2 years
Morning tweeps! Hope you have a great start to the week. I recently decided to apply for Australian citizenship, and I was surprised at some of the questions they asked. Like, they asked if I had ever been convicted of a crime. I had no idea that was still a requirement.
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Friend from USA was trying to tell me USA is the best country in the world. Explained Medicare and Holidays Total holidays = Annual leave days + Public holidays = 20 days (annual leave) + 11 days (public holidays) = 31 days + Paid Sick leave. They have gone quiet.
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9 months
6th day sober. Fuck it's hard... Fuck...
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2 years
Going through some of my photos. Glass House Mountains, Sunshine Coast.
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This is a joke. There is no mental health system. My son was having a complete break down and was sent away from the hospital and told to see his GP. Luckily I had $ for therapy. Bondi attack puts spotlight on 'ramshackle' mental health system, experts say
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2 years
So fall out today from another friend. While at a cafe earlier this week I changed my name in his phone to God while he was getting coffee. Called him this morning for a matter and he went off. He is a Jesus freak. He is really upset over it! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Me : "Yes, will text you" Him : "Wow dude... no way....... " Doesn't take $$ to give back to the community. Sometimes it just makes to ask, and give a little what you already have. I will invest in this dude and it will change his live. Poor guy. 3/3
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2 years
My youngest son has finished all his year 12 exams!!! WOOT! PARENTING DONE!
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1 year
Me!!!
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Who grew up with this wooden salad bowl ?
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I am older.
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Yes I am ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I have adult kids. We are not doing presents. I am sick of clutter. If I want something, I'll buy it. Same with them. I have paid for trips this year for a funeral and a family holiday. Who else is not doing presents. Fuck Santa.
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2 years
Did @AlboMP โ€™s statement โ€œsit down boofheadโ€ win the election? #auspol
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Itโ€™s taken me over 50 years to realise my mother does not give a fuck about her first two children. Acceptance is a step. Blocked. Done. Looking forward to Christmas with those I love and love me.
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2 years
Got pinged by a bible bashing ex-friend. Them : You know Albo is going to hell has is committing sin daily by not being married? Me: Great, canโ€™t wait to meet him.
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2 years
Can someone tell me why Gladys was never charged? #auspol
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2 years
Who else wore a mask out today? ๐Ÿ˜ท Am I getting looks or is it just me. Idgaf โ€ฆ just asking.
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Imagine being attacked by the media when all you did was get raped. The government of the day covers it up and a minister calls you a lying cow and then sues your partner for defamation. Been at the point of suicide and now moved overseas to get away and are vilified for that. ๐Ÿ˜ก
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My wife had a major stroke, was in hospital / rehab for months. Got zero support from FB friends. Got 10 ufoods from my direct family. They never visited. I have had more love and support and putting up with my bs on here than Fam and friends. Thank you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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2 years
@allyyarid Thank fuck Iโ€™m not a Christian.
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1 year
It's official. I've been made redundant. Good offer. Time to move on. Got some irons in the fire.
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1 month
Posted this photo before. Shows Mrs K after an aortic valve replacement, her 3rd open heart surgery Since then she has had a stroke, frontal lobe seizures and now found base skull tumour. But, we as a family have survived. Not well, we have our challenges but survived. Just.
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I am this old.
@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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If you remember this... You are old AF too.
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2 years
Sad news. My wife has lost the Apple TV remote. We are separating. Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time.
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2 years
Anyone wondering how Scott is doing? Me either.
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11 months
I just went to the toilet. I had no classified document storage boxes in my bathroom. You?
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2 years
I just sent my friend a dick pic.
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2 years
So letโ€™s be clear. Grease the movie was incredibly misogynistic. In order to be in love Sandy had to change including taking up smoking to be accepted. Awful movie. Awful message.
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Got off the train tonight. I parked my toy car at the far end of the parking lot as its my baby. Was a guy vaping with a bag. Me "Hey dude, you ok? Want a lift"? Him : "No dude, waiting for the bus" Me : "where are you heading" Him "XXX" Me : " I live close, jump in" 1/3
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1 year
I'm officially employed again. It was interesting. Had to choose between two jobs. Picked one with a local office. Been working mostly remotely for a number of years and miss having actual work mates. Thanks for all your support and listening to my BS daily.
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2 months
Found out this morning that a friend of mine passed away. I don't know the circumstances. I talked to her on chat the day prior, and she seemed fine. She was going through a break-up with an abusive partner. I am very sad. I printed off the chat I had with her to the police.
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@chadmccullough I love living in New Zealand ans Australia. My wife has had three open heart surgeries, a stroke now more issues. Cost us a small medicare levy plus parking and meals. Months in hospitals. Months of rehab. No private insurance. Let that sink in.
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
2 years
Ok wow... DM abuse much? No my son is not a spoilt brat. So about my son paying. I don't give my teens pocket money. They have to get their own jobs to have their own money. I pay for school and any parenting based expenses only. It would have been his money, that earned. FFS
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So a few people asking what my alcoholism looked like. 7 days a week. At least one bottle of Merlot to 1.5 and sometimes 2 a night. Not for a week or two. On average years. Some times a little tapered off but mostly not. The best I have done is two weeks sober earlier this year.
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Happy Fathers day. My Father in law passed in his sleep early this morning. Mrs K has had 3 appointments include MRI and a neurosurgery to review her base skull growth. We didn't want to push these out so she missed saying goodbye. Mrs K and the boys heading over Tuesday. 1/2
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Mr 19 came to my office tonight. "Why is Mum often sick?" Do I tell him she has a limited life expectancy? Do I tell him strokes limit life? This is on top of base skull tumour, frontal lobe seizures, and heart surgeries. She is on the downhill run. Been told. Sucks.
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People keep asking me for family photos. This is my oldest. Enjoy.
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2 years
Did that coal make it to the Ukraine?
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1 year
Wow, got a job offer this morning. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Processing. This is a photo from 2011. My wife's 3rd heart surgery and valve replacement. My two younger boys taking her for a walk. FFS... 3 open heart surgeries, a stroke, frontal lobe seizures and now 1 in a mill cancer is not a damn enough? Over it.
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Argument with โ€œChristianโ€ ex friend tonight. โ€œDo you mind if we pray for youโ€. Me โ€œFuck yes I mind. What sick fucked god puts that much pain and suffering on one person? Wasnโ€™t 3 open heart surgeries, a major stroke, frontal lobe seizures enough? Now a head tumour.โ€ Call ends๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Who remembers Bex? I remember my Grandparents friends with Bex. Wow.
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1 year
I have an interview today! Job in Brisbane but good $ and inline with my experience. Looking forwad to it.
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1 year
My wife has had a stroke. Seems ok at face value ok, but she has lost a lot. No concept of time. No forward thinking. Very hard to try to set goals. Very hard to set anything to look forward to. I have to make the decisions but when I do I feel controlling. It's hard. #sigh
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Says it all without saying a thing.
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Mrs K and I have retreated to a bush retreat for the night. Quiet New Years for us. Boys are doing their own thing. Hope you have a great night and a fantastic 2024. Happy New Years!!!!
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So got notification for a restructuring meeting on Friday. Allowed to bring a support person> Not permitted to talk to other co-workers. What a load of shit.
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2 years
@Principalaz @RonFilipkowski How the hell is that a district?!?
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An associate I know bought a new tablet. Said he will share it with the family. Warned him not to sync his messaging accounts on the tablet. He didn't listen. His wife has watched the conversation with his mistress for a few months. He was told to leave the house today.
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A week ago I could not fit into the new shirts I bought for my new job I have been at for a few months. Sober for a week and few short walks and they fit again. One bonus...
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1 year
This is the fucknuckle wife. He has passed out. Program will resume tomorrow. Thanks.
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2 years
Wife has big day tomorrow for multiple specialists for her rare cancer tomorrow. Hopefully get some times for surgery. Will be a long day including travel.
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2 years
I took the spare keys to the โ€œkidsโ€ car today and drove to the supermarket my son works full time. I turned the car around and parked it back in same parking bay other way. Son comes home confused. Iโ€™m trying to keep a straight face. Wife not talking to me. I found it funny!!!!
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1 year
Who else loved the Addams family?
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2 years
Scrolling through the news. Who else doesn't know or care who Jackie and Kyle are. Never heard them on air and sounds like I don't want to.
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Only shop at Coles and Wollies when I canโ€™t get the stuff I need elsewhere. I canโ€™t understand anyone who does their main shop there. They are unscrupulous and drive down the price of the local produce suppliers and hike up prices at our expense.
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1 year
I have travelled extensively in my life. You have to know your boundaries and respect local laws. No sympathy.
@9NewsQueensland
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A 23-year-old Noosa man has been arrested and accused of a drunken and naked rampage in the ultra-conservative province of Aceh in Indonesia. He's now facing several years in an Indonesian jail. MORE: WATCH LIVE at 6pm to see what unfolded. #9News
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Been thinking about what successes I have had. A question from my last counselling session. My kids love and respect me. Call on me for advice. I support my wife. I am her carer, and she loves me. Well cared for. If nothing else, isn't that enough?
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2 years
I had a melt down last night. Everyone expecting me to solve their problems all the time. I need some time to me. Booked a local hotel with spa. Wife coming with me. Just need to chill. I need it.
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I separated from my first wife. I was trying to get access to my son. In the mediation, my father turns up as a support person for my ex-wife. My father. I could not focus; I could not concentrate. It ruined me. we never reconciled. He passed away alone. Haunts me. 1/3
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OMG! I just rubbed my shoulder, and 4 of these came out! CHECK YOUR ARMS PEOPLE!
@Tazerface16
Christopher David
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Hey guys, I had my COVID shot today, and I rubbed the injection site and this 5G antenna tracking device came out. Just wanted every to know so you aren't being tracked like I was about to.
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I have been coping with a lot of flack from "family" over my motorcycle licence and purchase. 1) Limited parking @ work, so bike 2) Been thinking about this for two decades. To get my bike licence again was on my bucket list 3) I need my time as I'm a carer 4) Meh
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Hi I'm @ScottMorrisonMP . I say I'm a Christian but have absolutely no Christian values. #RobodebtRC
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Drunk last night. I applied for a job as a pastor. Outlined am willing to steal, lead the children's church and fiddle the teens a bit, sell the prosperity lie for them and have an adulterous relationship with other leaders' wives or the staff. I think I qualify? @Hillsong DM me.
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My wife used to read books of this size in a few days. Taken her over a year to read this. The only book she is reading and has to read out loud. Strokes suck.
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23rd wedding anniversary brunch. Have a great day everyone. Keep cool.
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FFS... My son has a GF. She is of African decent. Son taking to Grandmother... "Surely you can do better?". I get call from grandmother, my mother, "Your son hung up on me, why?" Me "Because you are judgemental and racist" Click.. Meh...
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Someone told me today they don't buy from Aldi as they don't want to support Nazis. WTAF? The world is lost in misinformation and crap...
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X is also experimenting with a $1-a-year fee to post and respond to posts on the platform. I wonโ€™t be paying a cent. You?
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1 year
Why do we work so hard just to end up in a nursing home with shit food?
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3 months
Who else didn't win any of the $200 million Powerball tonight? ๐Ÿ˜ข
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2 years
Iโ€™ve decided. Iโ€™m going to bible school so I can get a Learjet.
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I am working on my response to a No-voter heckler as I will be manning a yes booth. Them... Do you want to hear the truth about why No is the answer?!? Me: .... So you are not prepared to listen to our first nations people, and you want me to listen to you? What am I missing?
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WTF?!?
@73kiwiimport
Kiwi_Import๐Ÿค˜
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Well I did it. Itโ€™s certainly a classic. Classic shit. 1/10. At least I can say Iโ€™ve read it.
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How is everyone fairing tonight? Me 90% Angry 100% not surprised
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1 year
Iโ€™m trying to work out how to meet my new Catholic neighbours. Do I just ask them if they are into child porn and Paedophilia or wait for them to mention it first?
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I want to add to this thread about homelessness. I have slept in the streets to raise $ and awareness. Learnt a lot.Many reasons why people are homeless. Some gov depts make it impossible to get any help. Others itโ€™s a choice. Others itโ€™s health issues. We can do more.
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Reading about #rowvswade in the USA. The country is collapsing on itself in every way. Never was the greatest country in the world and it never will be.
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2 years
That feeling when you spend two hours cooking spaghetti bolognese from scratch only to find you have no Parmesan.
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@AlboMP you want to change the perception of truth in this country? Change the way the media can report. Start with the @abcnews . Fix it.
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I have done more than most. I have supported her through rehab I have created a safe and supportive environment I have worked to give the best life I have looked out for her every day I get a little back for that. I am a carer. I accept. But really? Suck it up? Society sucks 2/2
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I made a friend.
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2 years
I'm sad, very sad. I'm trying to process how fucked up this world is. How I can work so hard, try to support my family and love my wife yet at every turn we get fucked. I am trying so hard to think positively but at each challenge I lose what I had in faith. Sick of this.
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2 years
2nd joke of the day. America, land of the free.
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Night tweeps. Made to Day 6 without a drink. 4pm to 7.30 pm were really hard. Hope you have a great night.
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
2 years
Wow.. DM. "Stop showing off your car, some people can't eat". Sorry but fuck off. 1) Been a very hard past few years 2) It's 2nd hand, high mileage and old 3) I deserve some joy in my life. I love driving 4) Fuck you 5) I work very fucking hard.. 60+ hours a week over 3 jobs.
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
1 month
Apparently, my post is insensitive and bad timing due to Easter this weekend. Don't worry, I will post more offensive things over the weekend.
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
1 month
Drunk last night. I applied for a job as a pastor. Outlined am willing to steal, lead the children's church and fiddle the teens a bit, sell the prosperity lie for them and have an adulterous relationship with other leaders' wives or the staff. I think I qualify? @Hillsong DM me.
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
7 months
So I have 6x6x1 cm lipoma pressing on my spine. Been referred for surgery. Awesome. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
3 months
Seems work might be monitoring computer activity to see how much time we are actually on the keyboard so I built a script that opens a text file and randomly enters IT and software phrases and moves the mouse if I am away from the desk. Sorted.
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Kiwifunknuckle ๐Ÿ’™
11 months
Mr 18 coming to my room tonight. Dad, "What is the difference between sex and intimacy"? Me, pause. "Sex is an interaction. Intimacy is a connection". Mr 18, pause. "Ok I need to process that".
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