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@Postoctobrist , @PhilosophyTube and @Devon_OnEarth have slain James Bond. Now, we're going back for the rest. Produced by @inthesedeserts

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Ah Mr Bond, it seems to me that you need to work on finely controlling your speed on corners... if you ever hope to step to me
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this is supposed to be an undetectable Sean Connery in Japan
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all I’m saying is a black James Bond can’t blend in or disguise himself successfully in Moscow
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Ah, my secret identity: Lstshfum Ashchf
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mfs will be like ‘trans activists have doxxed my private residence’ and their private residence is like
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No Mr The Tank Engine, I expect you to die
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Henry Kissinger won’t see your posts celebrating his death but your friends who are also war criminals will 💖 Be kind
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Reading about the Xbox 360 Jason Bourne game and FUCKING EXCUSE ME??? ??? ?? ? ?? ??????
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Fuck the king, fuck the monarchy, fuck everyone who thinks they have a right to rule over you because they were born into unimaginable wealth. The only king that matters is... the one reading this
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Pierce Brosnan and Famke Janssen at the London premiere of “Goldeneye” (1997, colourised)
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I'm so fucking tired of experiencing the epic conclusion
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The epic conclusion to the Jurassic era. Watch the trailer for #JurassicWorldDominion now.
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Pride should be safe for children and families and that’s why James Bond must not be allowed to attend
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One live show down - two to go!
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Sorry everyone ❤️
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A statement from all of us at Kill James Bond regarding cost of living and the coming winter
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Amazing. Just met @Devon_OnEarth for the first time ever
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Instead of genders, this was the toilets at the live show. And nobody died! Three fuckin nights and it was not even a slight issue
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Not long now, 007.
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Seriously where do i cop this fit
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who the fuck is telling people I live here
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reeling from this
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lmfao
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Earth’s Mightiest Podcasters
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People often say to us “I would listen to the pod but I’ve never seen a Bond film and have no interest in doing so.” Buddy, neither have we! We made this show because we were cursed by a witch
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[Matt Damon voice] can you make it more like Myst
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Waow
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This dude fuckin rules
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Dave Bautista reveals he had a tattoo of Manny Pacquiao's team logo removed after his homophobic statements in 2016: “I had a huge issue with it. It's a personal issue with me, my mom's a lesbian. And I just could no longer call him a friend.” 🔗:
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Daniel Craig during the Cannes Film Festival (1996)
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under the great law of soft reboots they will eventually be forced to make a Bond movie called ‘James Bond’ or ‘007’
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Got it. Thanks
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Happy Birthday to actress Abigail Thorn, star of the 1993 Bond adventure ‘A KILLER PUSSY IS GOLD ONLY ONCE’
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solemnly taking Brian Cox off the list of “guys we love to see”
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Actor Brian Cox has defended JK Rowling once again following her controversial statements about the transgender community.
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Damn this 4D movie technology is getting good
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Observe, 007: a perfectly ordinary goose. Now, if you listen carefully, you'll learn the status of prime minister Margaret Thatcher
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Night two complete. We are the most normal podcast in the world
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when you come out as trans and suddenly the NHS won't treat you anymore
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double oh fuck off
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He did it. Our boy finally made it
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Daniel Craig plays an outcast American expat who lives in Mexico, and Drew Starkey stars as a younger man with whom he becomes madly infatuated, in Luca Guadagnino’s next film ‘QUEER.’ Filming begins this month in Italy.
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Two down
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Yo why is the James Bond lineup segregated????
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Who should be the next James Bond???
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We have a lot of fun on this podcast, but it’s worth remembering all 3 hosts are members of a minority that is currently being targeted for even further repression by the British government, and England must be destroyed
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Bond spends half of Goldfinger doing phrenology on Goldfinger - those books should absolutely come with a label saying “This series was written by a lunatic and its historic popularity is a function of people’s refusal to think critically about them”
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📕Reissued versions of Ian Fleming’s classic works will feature a disclaimer following a review by sensitivity readers, reports @Craig_Simpson_
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THAT’S THREE BABY, WE GOT HIM
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Me and the henchman I pulled by being evil
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We have something to announce. The coward James Bond is slain. Now, we're going back for the rest of them.
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Abigail Thorn and Alice Caldwell-Kelly arrive at the Kill James Bond live show (2022, colourised)
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This is 100% the funniest thing you can do to Alice when she makes an involved reference
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The brief I gave the stylist and HMU team was “Bond Girl” and tbh they fukin nailed it
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cis celebrities wringing their hands saying things like “We’re afraid to even discuss the Trans Topic!” Good. Shut the fuck up. We’ll handle it we’re professional transsexuals
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“You see Mr. Bond, jellyfish have neither eyes nor brains. Stumbling blindly through life, causing considerable irritation to anyone unfortunate enough to meet them. In that regard you have something in common.”
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We've done it. He's woke now
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name a nonbinary character capable of doing this
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“YOU! BOY! WHAT BOND IS IT???!!”
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strikes me that as a franchise Bond has been absolutely immune to any kind of directing whatsoever. absolutely nobody has left an impact on it
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MERCH ALERT! While searching through the KJB Warehouse, I came across a few boxes of merchandise from the massive commercial failure that was the 1989 Kill James Bond movie; A pile of shirts and a case of absolutely perfect movie posters, all designed by @MiaCain2001 !
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People accuse me of going on about colour grading too much, but fuckin look at the state of this
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First look at Yara Shahidi as Tinkerbell in Disney’s ‘PETER PAN & WENDY’.
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since Abi is going to be spending a lot of time this year in [REDACTED] filming [REDACTED], we will be replacing her with a cartoon 'Awooga' drop that will play whenever there is a woman. Thank you.
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Good afternoon, we've been losing our minds faceapping Boomer Bonds in the group chat
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A perfect screencap has struck the Kill James Bond Podcast
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Gotta be honest here boys: don't listen to the next episode if you're the sort to send us angry How Dare You messages
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We're Back
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Scenes from the group chat
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Deepest sympathies to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander First Nations. You deserve so much better than the dog shit country of "Australia" Giving a dedicated voice to Indigenous Australians is a matter of urgency and justice, and should never have been set to a referendum
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Abi and Devon hosting Eurovision 2053
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CHOOSE YUOR FITER
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James Bond fucking dies
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say something nice about No Time To Die
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reply with what you think Alice is saying here
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my little nephew just handed me this. Fucksake man
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Typical situation in the KJB chat
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as always, our position on "Who Should Play Bond Next" is "Nobody"
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. TONIGHT! SKYFALL WITH SPECIAL GUEST....... ABIGAIL THORN
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Cinema Sins and its consequences have been a disaster for media literacy
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@DrexFactor @GeesusTheWhite Can you explain to me why blood got on the camera lens? Is the camera supposed to be a person whose face got splattered? Or is the show acknowledging that there is a camera present in the fantasy fight? In which case, why didnt they reshoot the scene to avoid that mistake?
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here we, here we, here we fukign go
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What the fuck are you people talking about "who will play james bond next" he fucking died
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Alright I've got time. The reason why the letter calling for an immediate ceasefire was important is because Israel is engaged in an ongoing campaign of ethnic cleansing against the Palestinian people in Gaza and the West Bank. The destruction is unfathomable
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Which bit is embarrassing? Sure, any celebrity luvvies claiming political influence is quite embarrassing but you didn't tweet the same about the pro-Palestine celebrity open letter that didn't mention Hamas? So, it's just the releasing the hostages bit that bothers you?
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They Fucking Killed Him
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Luv financing terrorism, luv poker, 'ate MI6, don't like it, there's the door
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now pay attention 007...
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Jesus Christ, that’s
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This is us but the order changes every episode
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Name that trio of characters
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I do call for the destruction of Israel, as I would call for the destruction of any ethnostate. The only possible solution for peace is a single secular state with equal rights for all citizens
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Further, the hypocrisy of speaking to genocide in Gaza while parroting "from the river to the sea": a slogan widely thought to call for the destruction of Israel.
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needless to say if you tweet transphobic slurs at us - even in a jokey overfamiliar "oh ha ha i'm so parasocial" way - that's a fukin block chief
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Kristen we will comp your tickets to the live show on Sunday the 10th of March. We have a lot to discuss
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“I want to do the gayest fucking thing you’ve ever seen in your life,” Kristen Stewart says in Rolling Stone’s new cover story. “If I could grow a little mustache, if I could grow a fucking happy trail and unbutton my pants, I would.” Read:
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Youre allowed to take photos at the shows but on condition that you show us them. Flash photography is prohibited because it'll scare the Devon
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No Time To Die: “It sucks being James Bond. Masculinity is toxic, I am surrounded by more competent and beautiful women, I am ageing, I hate this.” Me, yelling at the screen: “omg just TRANSITION ALREADY.”
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now watch closely, 007. this is an ordinary gender, like any you might find on the street. but when you press here and here,
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