jonathan lotad-whitesell @KiernanWagner Twitter profile

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

2 months

competitive pokemon is so interesting bc you can go to a league cup and start 1-0 and it does nothing to affect your serotonin but if you go to that same cup and start 0-1 then suddenly the voices are back

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

lots of gang activity in milwaukee today… very scary stuff!

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@KiernanWagner

4 years

@americanblonde9 @CallaWalsh thank you blonde conservative lady #67 ,482, your opinion is noted

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@KiernanWagner

4 years

@americanblonde9 @CallaWalsh i think you just sold me on not letting the senile grandparents vote

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

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2 months

still dies to lost mine dog shit card

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2 months

“Takes no damage from attacks” 🤣

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

7 months

finally i’ve found a challenger

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7 months

俺の知ってる横入れの中で、1番綺麗な横入れだと思ってるのがこれ

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

11 months

guy who just won sacramento

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

since the pokémon center staff didn’t stop one guy from buying out all the mats and deckboxes it’s our duty as a community to bully that scalper for morally bankrupting our passion

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 years

@bihar78 @americanblonde9 @CallaWalsh neither liberal nor a democrat but run that next tweet i know there was a straw man point you were trying to get at there so i’ll play pretend with u

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

“could you please play a little faster?” tord:

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 years

@bihar78 @americanblonde9 @CallaWalsh hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha sorry feel free to make a real point if you were ever planning on it i’m busy laughing at you because fascists always call socialists fascists hahahahahahahahahahayoudumbfuckinidiothahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 years

@KassandraKitson @BernieSanders lmao next

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 months

@MarlishGambino @amaldorai @anothercohen @JS_Zao i came here just to make sure i wasn’t crazy for thinking this shit sounded like a marketing team watched hamilton to write this

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

5 months

that new kyurem killing 3 comfeys

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

5 years

@c_rock022 @Chris1197 @softnsquishybby @about15rodents @HaidynStewart_ @Mariogirl17 @limitlessjest @goodbutthaver I appreciate you showing Chris your gratitude, Chelsea.

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

my sobble after the lost zone deck revives it to kill it 3 more times

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

@HeroOfHell1995 @Manuelbanks19 @Kxng_RL @__Raff @python_fili @crazyclipsonly is this similar to how you will never get bitches

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

10 months

christ this generation is so fucking coddled. we’ve been through this before

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

8 months

best format best live program

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

i’m gonna find out more information, but multiple witnesses are reporting that the judge is a certain person who i have known to be a piece of shit and actively making the community unsafe for years. i will absolutely name drop them once i get confirmation, along with a… (1/2)

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@KiernanWagner

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@KiernanWagner

2 years

this is the only match with any amount of integrity to have taken place at a pokémon tournament. table judge is diligently watching, calls out questionable play the moment he sees it. brilliant composure at the highest level by all

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

6 months

lost zone players are so stockholmed we’ll literally see a hand with 6 desd cards and a colress and be like “ok im cookin”

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

@chismosavirus i’m going in august to play in the pokémon world championship is that allowed

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 month

if only ian had just palmed a card from his discard pile on camera at worlds instead :/ based on precedent he wouldn’t have gotten any form of punishment

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 months

i’m at andrew hedrick’s birthday party. all we’ve done so far is play silver tempest format lugia mirrors. there is no food. he insisted we all arrive promptly by 6am to replicate a midwestern regional. we asked him what he wanted for bday dinner and he said “a 4th medal”

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

3 years

translation: “without the republican party to be outwardly evil to the poors, you’d probably realize we don’t give a shit about y’all either”

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@peterdaou

3 years

JOE BIDEN: "We badly need a Republican Party." Give me ONE reason why.

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

André Chiasson is a scumbag and I saw him try to cheat today Read:

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

5 months

girls who pee vs shortys who PISS

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

got a flat in indianapolis otw to NAIC. found a shop owned by a dad who only hires his 5 kids as staff (car ppl know this is a v good thing) and i swear to god they could beat lightning mcqueen out of the pit on guido’s best day. these pics are 39 minutes apart

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

workers’ union

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

top 4d a league challenge with lost box

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 years

@BullyAllElves @teadoust @sleepisocialist we see videos of stuff exactly like this happening in america literally on a daily basis. do you live under a rock?

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

3 months

@register_shift @fadeastride @Sevens_Trick @huffmanschmidt @Tubbles4 @Hen4k @TheAntifaTurtle damn you “took a risk” investing in leasing housing to people who can’t afford to buy their own housing? and when they cant pay you put on the surprised pikachu face? sounds like you just suck at investing you could always go get a real job

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@KiernanWagner

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 month

nick robinson: wow what a miscarriage of integrity. isaiah cheville: fernando did nothing wrong and it’s important that we criticize tpci for this and not him james musser: that’s not even how real strokers do it tf. (*show sensitive content*)

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@KiernanWagner

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

andrew hedrick drew poorly against me in our league cup yesterday and when i asked him to sign the slip he tore it in half and moonwalked out of the store. he was my ride i’m still in nebraska. what the fuck

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

9 months

The Liberal Media has won

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

me watching my opponent check my discard pile for the 4th time in a turn after they won g1

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

8 months

@TheRealJC100 @Necoarclovern1 @esjesjesj @RickLenzie your psychiatrist causes it “a severe cause of concern that he may harm himself or others”

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

the presence of parasocial relationships in pokémon is honestly kinda hilarious to me. like,, ur hero isn’t a celebrity, he showers twice a week, funded his last tournament using the dave app, and has a higher CP count than credit score. go watch an edgar wright movie

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

8 months

just wanna get ahead of the presses now, this card is fucking insane and they were very smart to give it more than 90hp

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

@jeanphil50 @Gritty20202 And the listed benefits aren’t even anything meaningful lmao. No health coverage=no benefits

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

we have some extremely egregious cheaters play the game without consequence today, and “one of the best players in the world” is praised for playing gardy using this playbook, to the point where many recommend that this is the optimal way to play gardy. free jay or ban tord.

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

passed my final drug test to get released from probation!!!

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

…video stating some of the various instances of people telling me how this judge has made them feel unwelcome or unsafe. to that personal point, if i ever had them respond to a judge call i’d immediately appeal for another judge, knowing they wouldn’t rule fairly bc it’s me (2/2

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@KiernanWagner

10 months

showing my mom the lost box deck i went 1-2 at my league challenge with

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

funny judge call from yesterday. lost zone is fanned out to be visible/countable, and still very much in one pile. Judge comes by and tells me i need to make it one pile. i say it is. judge says it needs to be a stack. i say “that’s not a rule, i won’t do that” judge leaves

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

nah full stop. multiple people made terrible financial decisions all last season booking international flights just to miss stipends, then crowd funded their trips to worlds, HALF OF THEM WENT TO LAIC 22 TO REPEAT THE CYCLE, and we’re bullies if we don’t think that’s normal???

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 months

holy shit. slow playing yourself into a DPL to lose game two when you don’t even need to slow play to win a dirty set, and then misplaying yourself out of game 3, AND THEN GETTING COOKED FOR SLOWPLAYING AGAIN, have your opponent say “no worries i win anyway” cinematic excellence

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

me after eating my opponent’s lugia vstar to prevent summoning star

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

my round 1 opp seemed relatively new and was v nice, but was taking a little long on actions so i politely asked if she could speed up. she said “no” so i called a judge and things got rly standoffish and she later sorta lied to the judge abt our game. idk how to handle that ?

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

met and had a very nice (and reassuring) conversation with Dave Schwimmer today :) I intend to conduct myself a little more carefully online, at least in criticism of events knowing that they are listening to us. Change is coming, just isn’t immediate

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@KiernanWagner

1 year

love you moff but this ain’t it. i know rowan and know he’s not a nazi, but when you say shit like this could be light-hearted, you give actual nazis the venue to have amicable conversations about supremacist ideologies. we have to reject this shit so worse shit can’t escalate.

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@KiernanWagner

2 years

stage 1 floor judges watching jake gearhart 9-0 peoria with his milotic/riley/avery deck

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

the discord when you ask if anyone wants to test tonight

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

9 months

me and gang watching you get forest seal stone + prime catcher off of arven

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

if someone asks you about counts in your list literally all you have to do is say “i’m happy to tell you all about it after we complete our set!” like this one isn’t even difficult guys

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

I love how Jake Gearhart will tweet “XB294 1E( #R9 ) in August and then like 3 months later he shows us how it was hexadecimal for “The Finalist of the 2023 Latin American International Championship Will Admit to Cheating 2 Weeks After The Event” and then we still make fun of him

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 years

@KassandraKitson @BernieSanders trump supporters are literally scared of the truth

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

comfey: would you like energy recycler? or would you prefer to have your kyogre? :) me:

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@KiernanWagner

1 year

me: wow this hand is great, i may just get 7 in the lost zone on turn 1! my opponent’s klefki:

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@KiernanWagner

9 months

0 bitches near me rn unfortunately, but i did just take shots with tate whitesell, andrew hedrick, AND pokeduels

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@KiernanWagner

1 year

@jaylesagepkmn this is literally the way people outwardly recommend playing gardy… and the way a certain top player always plays gardy (which people praise him as “one of the goats” for) ???

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

9 months

hell naw man i should’ve never smoked that paradox og pack, now im inside future booster energy capsule 😭😭😭

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

1 hour and 58 minutes between the start of rounds 6 and 7 here in portland

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

supporter card from 2030: (you may only play one supporter card per turn) flip a coin. if you flipped any coins in this way, draw 3 cards.

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

lost box players sitting on live cooking up turbo kyogre list #278539 (very good chance of 7 in the lost zone on turn one!)

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

3 years

your hgss energies are getting deleted off the internet. Mine are getting warped to shit. We are not the same.

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

8 months

“regional attendee”

PokeDuels 🔜 Lima SPE

@PokeDuelsTikTok

8 months

Tomorrow at 4pm MST @FishNugget4 and I will battle in a bo7 to settle this Lugia v Miraidon debate. Deck lists will be posted below.

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 months

so excited to officially reveal that Hunter Butler and I will be teaming up with @TheBurgerNerds in nola for the week of NAIC! Hunter and I will be there to help on the line, and Alfredo and I are working to cultivate some exciting and unique specials for the event. stay tuned!

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

optimal mail day

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

fwiw, we’re all focusing on rowan (not unfair) but one thing that should be said is that grayson must be held accountable. he shaved that symbol into rowan’s head, laughed, and focused attention on it. even if he was “joking”, him thinking that was funny is dangerous to so many

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 months

dating these days is so hard. showed my limitless page to the girl i was talking to and she asked me if i knew any 6’2 guys with at least 850 championship points :/

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

@tH0mAs_bR0wN @KortexVGC no one asked how you feel about his medical emergency. shut the fuck up bud

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

when my opponent uses flower selecting and lost zones colress i get so scared. man what the fuck is that other card then ??

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

competitive pokémon is dying and it is entirely the pokémon company’s fault

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

8 months

that last regional of the month always hits different. like i’m sorry bro id love to let you take that action back but the rent is due tomorrow

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 months

@RishfulThinking @Luiseach yeah probably

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

the worlds deck. list was great but not perfect; i played good but not great. promise the open deck is even crazier <3

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

9 months

bro i signed up for celio’s group session and im the only one who brought any backwoods 🤣🤣 wtf yall smoking on then? 😭🥴💯

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

a tord meme a day keeps the time rules the same

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

5 months

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

7 months

ive managed to send this message back through the twitter time rift but i don’t think im making it back from NAIC alive. YOU NEED TO STOP JAKE GEARHART. it’s round 13 and all of my opponents are JAKE GEARHART. we dont even have tool cards anymore its just JAKE GEARHART

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

the indomitable human spirit when my opponent opens with klefki active

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

So I needed top 256 at NAIC for my worlds invite, and I started 0-2 today… went 6-0 from there and just tied into day 2. let’s fucking go

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

this is the funniest video i’ve ever recorded at a tournament

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

4 years

@wildnet523 @MsNikkiKubik @jengercarli @Bjmo1111 @marciclark @boogerbarnes @StormyDaniels you aren’t funny boomer

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

3 months

@RishfulThinking @TheDoctorX11 this guy really needs $1.27 from twitter damn

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

5 months

won a cup today +18 didn’t use lax all day until finals (though had a few scenarios where i certainly could have) but it hard carried me to beating lugia in the finals by just playing as a single prize deck. was in the deck for ancient box and lugia mainly

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

2 years

sorry mike but i’m definitely safe to post the list now lol this deck is hilarious and all it’s matchups are chuckle moments. DO NOT think when playing this deck, that’s how i lost to lugia in r2

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jonathan lotad-whitesell

@KiernanWagner

1 year

let’s gooo only cost me 8 newports

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