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@KidAndTheCity

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30+. Always finding myself in the chaos I create. ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ

Manhattan, NY
Joined January 2011
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
Gay bars need to start playing gay porn at bars again so that straight people stop going to them
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
One of the reasons I fear of straights taking over queer spaces is that straight men are now going to this safe space. Itโ€™s happened where someone told a friend of ours that what they were wearing was too queer. It does not feel safe anymore. This is where this comes from
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
@JEBolding We used to be a proper country lol but yes lots of gay bars had this
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
@jwit2049 I agree they should be allowed, but when they take over the entire club/bar it no longer feels like a safe space to be in.
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
Anyway, Stan Loona!
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@KidAndTheCity
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4 years
Tim Cook: Today weโ€™re gonna focus on two product: Apple Watch and IPad #AppleEvent Me:
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 months
@dgschell MAKE GAY BARS GAY AGAIN
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 months
@notcapnamerica Probably self induced stress from always centering themselves in every single issue
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@KidAndTheCity
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4 years
Hereโ€™s to Maggie! She lived an extraordinary life and was a firecracker all on her own. RIP MAGGIE
@kathygriffin
Kathy Griffin
4 years
My Mom, the one and only, Maggie Griffin, passed away today. I am gutted. My best friend. Iโ€™m shaking. I wonโ€™t ever be prepared. Iโ€™m so grateful you guys got to be part of her life. You knew her. You loved her. She knew it. Oh, and OF COURSE she went on St Patrickโ€™s Day. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
And since this is still going, stream Carly Rae Jepsen October 21st!
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 months
The sun today
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
@Iamaferrari1 @amateriaIboy The yt gays are hooting and hollering for what? A piece of toast with no butter! Dry as hell!
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@KidAndTheCity
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3 years
@GovKemp Bitch, we did read it. Thatโ€™s why we are pissed.
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2 years
@Conserva_Bear @bundle_of_wood We used to be a proper country!
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@KidAndTheCity
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6 years
@DrPaulGosar Ummm usually when so many people are against you, even your own siblings...it means that thereโ€™s something wrong with YOU. Perhaps youโ€™re the problem and not them? Food for thought buddy.
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@KidAndTheCity
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6 years
@ItsAlexJackson They all look the same?
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
Well, someone took too much Tina on this Beyoncรฉ party boat so now we gotta dock. Thereโ€™s a whole ambulance and everything!
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
@notcapnamerica The ending had me gasping for air!!! โ€œYou donโ€™t need the foodโ€
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6 years
@dennyg2 @billboard You do apparently
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@KidAndTheCity
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1 year
@Ariesfirebomb Literally! Like, them yt gays only know her for that goddamn song.
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@KidAndTheCity
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4 years
White people are so used to having everything centered around them that they feel entitled to call #BlackIsKing racist simply because they donโ€™t see anything that resembles them in an empowering way. This ainโ€™t about you. Go watch Gone With The Wind or something
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@KidAndTheCity
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6 years
@EitanArvats @StephenGutowski @Popehat @jaketapper Sheโ€™s not the one who was just charged but ok
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6 years
@dennyg2 @billboard Are you sure about that?
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@KidAndTheCity
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5 months
Listen, some of yโ€™all canโ€™t even get dates so letโ€™s start asking why before you hate on this couple having a nice time
@NoCapFights
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A date at Costco is wild
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6 years
@Pacino718 @Bossip I understand the frustration but a child is a child. Itโ€™s not his fault his parents are shit. We have to show him compassion and hopefully the parents can learn to do the same.
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3 years
@AnnieLinskey This one?
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2 years
@thetevinator Iโ€™m literally a gay man ๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly Youโ€™re a grown womanโ€ฆ.why are you stuck in high school?
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7 years
@ASAPYems @BTWitsK @weedysa @PamelaGeller Lol she won't answer. She's just spitting Fox News talking points with no intellect behind her thoughts
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@KidAndTheCity
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5 months
Yโ€™all posting screenshots of your HS bully hitting you up on Grindr. But none of yโ€™all had your HS teacher message you on Grindr and not remember who you were until you reminded them. And they still wanted to hook up.
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6 years
@joshraspberry @jaketapper Well if she did lie, she would have been charged wouldnโ€™t she? But sheโ€™s not currently charged with anything so...
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7 years
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7 years
@ParisHilton @NOH8Campaign Did you vote for the man who watched your sex tape and is anti LGBT?
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8 months
Itโ€™s true. Everyone hates us.
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5 years
@notcapnamerica Bottle girl? She was like
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3 months
@notcapnamerica And of course the men are menning
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7 years
@Maraxnoise @people @Beyonce if you didn't care, you wouldn't have commented. Yay! See how that works?
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4 years
@notcapnamerica This is not Spanish lol
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 months
@gayandold A lot of us canโ€™t read it either!
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5 months
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2 months
Heโ€™ll be walking with a cane for a bit but heโ€™ll be ok โค๏ธ
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@KidAndTheCity
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6 years
@JaM_ink_art @Phunky_Brewster @simimoonlight Why should we change their heart? Why does it always fall upon POC to educate others? Why can't they do that themselves? We're tired.
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2 years
Felt cute in Rome. Will delete later.
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1 year
@notcapnamerica This reeks of trailer trash prom
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7 years
@kell2smoove @PamelaGeller Only white officers except they wont say that.
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
Meet us at Midnight @Ticketmaster
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@Ticketmaster
Ticketmaster
2 years
Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.
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5 months
UPDATE: I came to the bar and said teacher is here ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซข
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5 months
Yโ€™all posting screenshots of your HS bully hitting you up on Grindr. But none of yโ€™all had your HS teacher message you on Grindr and not remember who you were until you reminded them. And they still wanted to hook up.
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4 years
@tomhardly @tomwatson I feel like itโ€™s too late. 5 years of being called corporate shill or being told I wanna see people die and I donโ€™t care about the poor simply because I dared to vote for Clinton. Lots of people still remember that...at least I do
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10 months
Copped.
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
She gets knocked up at 16, they marry and live a miserable life. they never got to explore their individuality. In later years, heโ€™s an alcoholic cop and sheโ€™s a stay at home moms posting on Facebook memes about how the election was stolen. Tale as old as timeโ€ฆ
@NickSauvage
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2 years
I love this photo because it invokes primal reactions in people. They are the couple everyone wishes they were in high school They represent the summun of popularity and success Those who fall short this ideal cannot help but feel the sting of envy A mirror into your soul
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6 months
Weโ€™re witnessing the ramifications of that whole โ€œno child left behindโ€ policy arenโ€™t we ?
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4 months
@notcapnamerica Those must be the Florida and Texas Latinos which are a different breed. They see themselves as yt more than anything
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2 years
@JuneSummer1 @notcapnamerica As someone who uses photoshop daily, they did this on purpose and turned up the shadow/highlights and HDR to make her look like this. And the fact that it was approved is even worse.
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2 years
She did not lie
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2 years
@hachx0 My thoughts exactly
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7 years
I love that @erikajayne is the only sane one on this show #rhobh
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8 months
@dgschell Not only that but the amount of money they make on our user data. Youโ€™re going to actually need to PAY ME
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2 years
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4 years
@AngryBlackLady They think they are invisible but they arenโ€™t
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@KidAndTheCity
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1 year
Sheโ€™s really out here trying to cosplay as Jackie O
@notcapnamerica
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Wtf is this?
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2 years
@DerekJameson18 Which ones? ๐Ÿ‘€
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5 years
@TomiLahren @jaketapper @realDonaldTrump Thatโ€™s...not something to...be proud of...
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4 years
@_SJPeace_ What the fuck. What the fuck.
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5 years
@KellyJ_Mena @BklynCollege411 @KingsCountyPols I was going to add, if you have to count POC at a rally where itโ€™s primarily white gentrifiers, the campaign might have a problem...
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7 years
@PanDxlce I miss my elotero man
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1 month
This quote โ€œFirst of all, I live in South Brooklyn, a 50-minute commute from the office, not in a Carrie-approved Upper East Side brownstone. Iโ€™m not constantly brunching or dining or sipping โ€œcosmosโ€ at bars with my friends.โ€œ If youโ€™re boring, just say that!
@Independent
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Iโ€™m Gen Z watching Sex and the City for the first time. Itโ€™s not just outdated, itโ€™s cringey
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@KidAndTheCity
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11 months
No because some of yโ€™all be wearing crop tops without deodorant thinking you donโ€™t smell and waving your hands in the air like you donโ€™t care. But WE CARE that the smell emanating from your pits is ruining the vibe. Use the aluminum we beg you. Itโ€™s already humid outside.
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Had to leave the club early last night cuz I was so overwhelmed by the smellsโ€ฆyโ€™all have to do better ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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6 years
@_ThatVoice @kathygriffin She came back and sold out her shows.
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9 months
The way I love this man and would do anything for him
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4 years
@ohchadwick No, I donโ€™t think she should be awarded for what she did by getting a platform where people will most likely overlook what she did because she got into a fight with Dorit or Kyle.
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10 months
Am I hot enough?
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2 years
@iTerryTommy The fact that most of these yt men probably donโ€™t even live in the neighborhood and are only there to take up vaccines meant for the neighbor and from people who actually need them. Tale as old as time
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4 months
Hi from your dads
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6 months
@spicykezzinnugg I read this as hole
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1 year
He gave me permission soโ€ฆhere we go
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2 years
35. Flirty and thotty.
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11 months
These people should be banned from concerts. They ruin the experience for everyone else
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america has a problem.
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2 years
@SamuelBork @LimeDanny Yes letโ€™s go with that lol
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@heyjaeee The gays who get hurt because they know itโ€™s about them:
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2 years
@notcapnamerica Why did he have to go hard on that door tho ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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5 years
I mean, I would have killed my mom too if she tried to kill me #AHS1984
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1 year
Good morning twitter oomfs
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1 year
Me stepping out to this awful air #BlameCanada
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3 years
Greetings from fire island @giltweetsstuff
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3 months
Sundays
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@AnitaM86 *Stares at the student loans that have been forgiven thus far.*
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2 years
@HoleHunger Oh that is something I didnโ€™t know. Thanks for clarifying it.
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2 years
@AtiRANDOMness We welcome you! I was referring to the hordes of str8 men that are showing up at gay bars in NYC. The other night it was nothing but str8 couples making out and dude bros trying to hit on girls trying to have fun. Also the homophobia aspect that they bring that feels unsafe
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7 months
โค๏ธ
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4 years
Sheโ€™s just...no one can hold a candle to her
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
4 years
Who thinks he cried on the way home?!โœ‹๐Ÿพ
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@KidAndTheCity
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2 years
You mean bars?!! Lmao
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2 years
@zeshan832 @audsrea Drop a selfie then letโ€™s see
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20 years later my HS prom date and I randomly ran into one another at a NYC gay bar
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Gays ร  Paris
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6 years
@Patrickesque By you know, Bernie bros didnโ€™t pay attention to this because it didnโ€™t affect them. She was worse than trump according to them. And now, look at their timelines re: this issue
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@KidAndTheCity
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4 years
Domestic white terrorism. Thatโ€™s what Trump supporters are.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
4 years
Trump supporters trying to run the Biden/Harris bus off the road in Texas.
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7 years
@SouthernHomo @kenziedee7 notice how much hate slips out of her mouth when lips ain't there to stop it?
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