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Pharmacist ( Retired) | Neuroscience (Student) | Author | Gamer ( No Man’s Sky, Diablo 4, Gran Turismo 7) | Unemployed | Cultural Christian | Husband

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Joined May 2018
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Let me go eat, After today hope food is safe to consume
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@Israel Which home doesn’t have dust from the bombing that you found a clean dust free book from the bombed building
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@twatterbaas You are a citizen of South Africa buy you are not an African no matter how far back we go to you father and his father Your DNA will always say European Citizenship is not ancestry
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Guys do your 9-5 BMW 3 series Minimum 3 bedroom Secure Estate Be friends with estate security guards You will never be in that dock
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How it started How it's going
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@Israel Wow suddenly you value children
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@KaroroMitchelle Black women and how they treat their helpers is just plain disgusting that time she’s paid less than 5000pm
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@_mashesha Women all of this because you lazy to go to the gym seriously
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@MapsMashigo @LeoSam_SA No curse here that’s abuse of a corpse, its a crime Suicide is cause by a wide range of well understood psychological conditions What year is this 1200
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@Israel Stop it with the disgusting propaganda
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@_mishumo_ If im buying at KFC already that says a lot about my current financial situation
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@tsholomokhachan STI are bacteria they do not need to bind to CCR5 CCR5 mutation is most found in 4% of European descendants and CCR5 mutations only protects your from HIV 1 you can still get HIV 2 and HIV 3 which binds to CCR1,2,3 and mostly CXCR4 Reserves those lies for your stokvel groups
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@LadyM1306 You need 50%+1 to rule seriously do love your party but know law
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@Our_DA Vote DA they said, they don’t even hide racism and stereotyping anymore
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@CheriFlavour @sibabalo__ Nigerians will have a whole tweet about money trending only to realise its R30
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@tsholomokhachan Let me follow you to keep an eye on you, you are a danger to public health wena
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@KhulaniMalambe
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Having money in your savings but telling yourself that you are broke is only for the strong minded.
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Eventually you get tired of asking people to do the bare minimum, let the door hit you on the way out.
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@KayIgama No men has ever woken up and thought hope i meet the love of my life a 30 year old with 2 kids
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@BellaWallerstei Your entitlement is disgusting
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@Israel Those medical supplies are not even enough for a tiny clinic good playing the saviour
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@orielishamiller You do the same daily relax
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@Israel @IDF Can someone please take theit twitter account its now embarrassing
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Kids don’t just lie, by the way if they say someone has touched them believe them.
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@Tokyo_Trev They think paying 5k a month is a sign they have made it Curro is private for poor white people
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@Mzulu__ @MapsMashigo @LeoSam_SA Okay suicide is contagious unless the deceased’s corpse is violated You are right
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Me: I'm Single Because God Has Someone Special For Me.. God:
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Acting on your emotions means letting your feelings be the main input to a decision. If you have a gut feeling then act on it, you're more than likely right.
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@paballo_maseko @Themoon_lar @Sarahsam50 South Africa stats is high because we actually test and its 95% a true reflection, Nigeria is probably worse than us but they won’t know cause they do not have mandatory testing for example pregnant women in public clinics
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@Mzulu__ @MapsMashigo @LeoSam_SA Insight and misinformed ancient barbaric beliefs are two different things If suicide can be cured from happening in a family how did it happen here?
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@SkyNews No need to watch here is a summary of Israels defence
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@Count_Jacque @UCHE_BAMBAM If she took her weight this serious she could live to 90
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@realnorma_kay @ivan_8848 Im really confused how people honestly think, so they expect Putin to do nothing will NATO expands closer to his border yet the US interferes in countries 1000 miles away from their border
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@RefilweSeboko Summary I don’t want a struggling man, because im struggling but men must want me with my struggles
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@Israel You are genocidal hypocrites
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Going straight to the source so things can be little clearer is better than believing in what you hear from bitter people.
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@BiancavanWyk16 How do we pay you for your work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are not gonna let propaganda pass by
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@Tdker He wants to speak at the memorial service
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@mhlatze If you need a man to be a decent respectful human being there’s something wrong with you
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@OwenJones84 Will keep you posted
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When you literally feel it’s time to move into your life’s next chapter it’s a sign telling you something better is coming along
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@realnorma_kay We too old for this what does Mihlali do?
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@NalaThokozane More reasons they shouldn’t be having kids
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@LadyM1306 You tweeting ruling party next 5 years with 42% says so
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@talkcentss R64k will not be enough if you have multiple kids with different women and still haven’t learned a thing and still go out buying moet for random girks on weekends
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@YouDunnoVusi And be finished by 7 am
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@realnorma_kay It was originally for that but here we are families asking 80k for a baby mama of two with different men
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@realRobertCK @VoteReferendum We will start a go fund me for you guys to move to Australia, cause you clearly can’t afford to
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Me : Next Year Is Gonna Be My Year, I Can Feel It!!! Next Year:
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@Thembisile_Q You will think so until its your company and you have to pay 3 female employees at home for a year and pay their replacement This will only result in females not being employed
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@TonightHere Every country in the world is currently against undocumented foreigners why do they wanna make it like its just us
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@Annie_Modiba A lot of women are clearly looking for fathers
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@ecomarxi So everyone recognises Palestine except the settlers and colonisers Interesting
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@frankie06908512 @twatterbaas Are you gonna be Chinese if you move to china these debates only work when its black and white why are we ignoring the other continents abd races
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@PushBidenLeft It didn’t start October 7 i just wish people can learn to read instead of indulging in propaganda
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@astoldbykea Looking to date after 6 kids is the wild part, stay home raise kids before you have a 7th child
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@jacksonhinklle @MarioNawfal War crimes apparently apply to everyone except USA
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@MannieMighty1 Why is Israel in euro
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@_ThembekileT People are raised well with love, do not need a man to make you a decent human being
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@DrEliDavid What is the point of those posters in places like New York its not like they are lost and someone will identify them israel is not trying negotiate for them to be returned but bombs where the hostages are being held If anyone wanted hostages back you will be all asking for a
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@KeletsoMss Coming unannounced
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@Khuze_Elikhulu @lesegoseabi The sad reality of justice is, it’s not how many accusers it could be a million but it’s about what you can prove We need to encourage victims to report rape immediately, so DNA can be collected No lawyer can get you out of matched DNA
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@YolandaKarabo @_Bontle__ Ye you right you don’t know
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Friends that put their drunk friend in an uber and continue partying expecting them to get home alright aren't innocent.
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@Solphendukaa You are a generic template
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Israel told people inside al-Rantisi children's hospital to evacuate. They came out waving white flags and then the Israeli military shot at them.
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@realnorma_kay @RediTlhabi Only thing Redi is missing is a Ukraine flag on her username at this point even a rainby flag
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If you know that at this age everyone still has a lot of growing to do, it's either you grow together or outgrow each other.
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@SuppressedNws Hope his name doesn’t fade away
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@News24 @nickymccain There’s zero anti semitism we don’t even give a fuck whether someone is Jewish or muslim or Christian fucken stop supporting a genocide and pushing propaganda
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@jakeshieldsajj It is clearly not their first time
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@tshepo_maphepha Its a mess put on a condom
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Kanti Batholakalaphi Lab Obaba Abathi "Take This R1million And Stay Away From My Daughter" ???😭
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@DanCorderOnAir @justbongza If you needed these videos to confirm theres no white genocide you are part of the problem
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@_Makhanya_ We need to bringing back shaming and cut off people from society who without any thought put into it call addressing obesity body shaming People want to dismiss a public health problem with “stop bullying or body shaming”
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@Africa_Archives @kshaw58 The same reason white people in Israel claim to be indigenous to the middle east a brown area
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@aaronjmate There was no rape There are no 40 beheaded babies But on October 7th Israel shelled houses killing their own civilians Apache helicopters killed concert goers IDF killed 3 hostages in Gaza
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@AluChokoe Suddenly they don’t want to be Europeans lol
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@michaelayaaa There’s a high relationship between poverty and religion its going to take a lot to free African
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@MbalulaFikile Number of lives improved: Zero
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@KaroroMitchelle Black people have never read the bible on their own from genesis to revelations they rely on finely hand picked verses from pastors The bible is a collection of stories you cant pick a 5 line verse and preach about unless your aim is to lie
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Unless you do not understand that reality is Being married 4 bedroom house 2-3 kids 2 Annual family vacation Trip overseas every 4 years House renovation every 5 years Nisazohlupheka Less than 10% of the working men in South Africa make Net R50 000
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