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Legal Optimus

@KenJacobsEsq

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I am a Tesla Investor and practicing attorney that specializes in the art of negotiation, conflict resolution and problem solving.

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@texasfrey @Sassafrass_84 You certainly don’t mean she “lifted” her shirt. That would be brandishing. I think you meant to say that while she was stretching her shirt may have moved and it accidentally exposed her sig.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@thevivafrei @drdrew @Schwarzenegger Don’t be fooled by the documentary. The true colors of a man come out when the going gets tough. He showed his true colors during the pandemic.
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@Jimfrombaseball When I was growing up my 6th grade teacher was a Nun. She took me and my friends to a lot of games. She always had great seats behind the Pirates dugout and all the players on both teams would say “Hi” to her during the game. We got to meet the entire 1979 “We are family team.”
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@MarketRebels I would do one better. I would hire him as an intern at SpaceX and tell him his job is to keep people from tracking the movement of his jet.
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@squawksquare Elon doesn’t care about money or the stock price. He has been very consistent on those two things. Elon also said “Buy the dip!”
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@ClaytonTynes @texasfrey @Sassafrass_84 It can be. Why give a District Attorney an opportunity to ask a jury?
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@JoeTegerdine As a cancer survivor, myself, my prayers are with your son. I hope you enjoy every precious moment with him and the Mustang.
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@KikiW102722 @texasfrey @Sassafrass_84 Yep. Definition 2 would fit. I’ve had cop buddies, NRA trained instructors and Assistant DA’s tell me point blank not to lift your shirt and expose your gun. With the Soros DA’s in control I wouldn’t want to be the test case. If you want to see a precedent, I wish you well.
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@TeslaBoomerMama @Teslarati @ResidentSponge We don’t need the Judge to read the letters. We need the Judge to know we are aware of her ruling and are willing to be vocal about it en masse.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@squawksquare Tesla announces the Steve Jobs comes out of “retirement” to take over as CEO of Tesla.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@WR4NYGov Now do Gordon Johnson. 🤣
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@KikiW102722 @texasfrey @Sassafrass_84 Nope, not at all. IMHO she did the right thing. What I’m saying is do not get on X and make a public announcement about it. Be smart but don’t be stupid about it. Same thing I tell all my clients.
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@cybrtrkguy @cybertruck Jeep Wrangler can do it. I know because I was driving one all over Hell’s Revenge.
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@squawksquare Elon still has until tonight to file Form 4 for sakes from Monday. But based on wanting to close the Twitter deal by this Friday and the plus 2 settlement date rule, I don’t believe Elon will sell anymore $TSLA shares.
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@garyblack00 Elon is very experienced with what can and does happen in a deposition. IMHO Elon will not shy away from the deposition. He wants to talk.
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@thevivafrei The Police body cam footage will never be released. My guess is that it is already destroyed/missing/malfunctioned.
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@garyblack00 Where does the money come from? The taxpayer. Tesla can’t satisfy the demand they have now. This bill really won’t do anything for Tesla other than give them taxpayer money.
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@DirtyTesLa I thought Tesla didn’t recommend an automated drive through car wash for the Cybertruck?
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@garyblack00 @TeslaBoomerMama @MartinViecha @hiromichimizuno $TSLA should not start a share buyback or announce one until after Elon closes the $TWTR purchase. Otherwise, the optics look really really bad.
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@squawksquare The $80k credit is based off the MSRP. Included in the MSRP is the $1200 Destination and $250 Order Fee. So you will give to configure a Model Y based on the base price plus option(s) being less than $78,550. There are games to be played.
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@squawksquare It’s a brave new world!! 😆
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@DirtyTesLa According to the Owners manual, a drive through car wash is not recommended.
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@nardopolo Stop wasting your time worrying about short sellers. Ramp your product ASAP and the shirt sellers will take care of themselves.
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@ChadCarleton @roblabonne $10k/YR? That’s pretty inexpensive.
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@FFB_Fanatics Ummm how about Mason Rudolph as competition. The rest of the team seemed to really play when Rudolph was the starter.
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Having the perfect sports weekend. MSU, Ohio U, Tigers all winning and UofM getting their a$$ handed to them!
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@SawyerMerritt It would be really cool to have a Tesla factory in California!! Oh, wait……
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@David_LKaplan @garyblack00 No, it won’t. The EV OEM’s will raise prices of EV’s ny the amount of the credit.
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@SawyerMerritt @squawksquare This is a copy of the Window Sticker. It clearly shows Destination Fee included in the total MSRP of the vehicle.
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@TeslaBoomerMama Correct. They will be excluded from the Conversion Disinterested Standard. Not from the Conversion Standard. Read page 62 section (2) of the 2024 Proxy Statement. Also read Polkon v Maffei, 2023-0449, Delaware Chancery Court for an explanation of why.
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@squawksquare Elon can not stay out of the spotlight. No way he is not on the investor call. The call he was not present for least year was an outlier. He learned from that experience that he craves the attention/spotlight and will not pass on it again.
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@squawksquare Why buy 1,000 at $738 when you sold your entire 4,000 position at $737?
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@TeslaBoomerMama Tesla hs done soooo much good for soooo many people in soooo many different ways. And will continue to do if only given the chance. 💔
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@ValueAnalyst1 I’m Baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@squawksquare Yes. I bought the dip!!
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@squawksquare Just goes to show how starved for good news Retail Investors are.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@Cornczech @drbarrymarks @concetta8631 The Catholic Church is very much in favor of mandatory vaccines. The religious exemption is only based on “your” religious belief and does not require a “recognized” religious organization (ie Catholic, Methodist, etc) to be effective.
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@FranchiseMnA My first car was a 1978 Chevette. No air conditioning and plastic seats. The drivers seat back was broken so I had to wedge a basketball between the back of the seat and back seat to keep the seat back from reclining. I drove it from 1984 to 1988. When it died.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@garyblack00 Elon has said many times that his goal is NOT to drive the competition out of business. The goal is to transition the car industry to BEV as fast as possible. Honestly, I could see Elon licensing TESLA FSD and other technologies to any OEM’s for free.
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@squawksquare That’s great!! Your style is just different than the buy and hold person. There is a million ways to make a million dollars 💸 on Tesla.
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@squawksquare That’s amazing 🤩 news!!
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@squawksquare Most likely Elon took a loan to close the Twitter deal instead of selling shares at depressed prices. Now he is selling at a higher price to pay back that loan.
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@squawksquare That’s not in very good taste. I expect better from you.
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@squawksquare Except Elon has never and will never care about shareholder value.
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@squawksquare Wow!! Absolutely beautiful property. The Ferrari red tennis court is very cool 😎.
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@squawksquare 🤣😂 You are a funny, funny guy!
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@VDejan0000 Bank tellers ask the same question in the United States. I always answer that I’m going to Vegas for the weekend and the money 💰 is for Hookers & Blow!
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@DrKnowItAll16 @stevenmarkryan I do that all the time also!! Every month I measure my mortgage payment in Tesla stock at 2030 valuation and then just shake my head and think of selling the house and living out of my paid off car instead. 😆
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@cybertruck Damn!! Those F-18’s are flying low over the Cybertruck!
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@squawksquare I agree. The request for stock reminds me of the Seinfeld were Jerry films the Pilot for his sitcom where he is ordered after a car accident to be the man servant to the people he crashed into. 😆
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@a_meta4 @CyberSolarX @TeslaBoomerMama For Proposal 3, Elon and Kimbal can vote in the Statutory Standard but NOT the Conversion Disinterested Standard. For Proposal 4, Elon and Kimbal can vote in the NASDAQ and Bylaws Standard but NOT the Ratification Disinterested Standard.
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@ValueAnalyst1 I would pay Attorney Fees.
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@squawksquare Don’t worry. The stock price will begin to fade right on time. 🤣
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@KenJacobsEsq
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My youngest son is now following me on Twitter. There goes the neighborhood!
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@Travis_in_Flint It’s an easy fix. Just defund the FBI.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@kimpaquette It’s probably a stolen car. Not unusual to have a stolen car dumped after a few hours of joy riding.
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@squawksquare Thank you! Stay classy squawksquare!!
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@PashaTolkunov @_SFTahoe @SERobinsonJr Bingo!! That would be my argument to the Judge if I was Tesla’s Attorneys. The Judge rescinded the deal and put the parties back into the position they were in, in 2018. The whole stock grant value back then was approximately $2.6B. That’s the starting point for value. Not 2024.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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New MLB CBA will put premium on drafting college seniors and signing them 4 less than slot $ freeing up $ to sign top draft pick.
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@squawksquare Don’t let it bother you, squawk. Lots of us $TSLA die hards share the same view as you do. We see the long play.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@squawksquare @Yahoo Trump said: "That makes me smart."
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@herbertong Not necessarily
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@DarrenHeitner Are you not entertained?!? 😆
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@MmeAlexandraS @GerberKawasaki Arcimoto can’t scale and has poor management. Pretty simple, really.
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@squawksquare @squawksquare Don’t forget that at the AGM Elon told everyone to BUY THE DIP!!!! If you are going to tell a story, please tell the whole story. Don’t do the same thing CNBS does by only telling the story you want to tell.
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@TeslaBoomerMama @DrTeslaFSD @elonmusk The Special Committee decided that “the stockholder vote on reincorporation on approval by a majority of votes cast by non-Musk affiliated stockholders…” Page 25 of the 2024 Proxy Statement This is designed to avoid any conflict issues that could be raised if sued.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@squawksquare Welcome back!!
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@DirtyTesLa @Tesla Where in Brighton are they building the new SC station?
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@ValueAnalyst1 Elon has blurred so many lines between Tesla and his other businesses, if he leaves Tesla and builds products with technology developed by Tesla he will be looking at years if being tied up in litigation.
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@ValueAnalyst1 That’s not true. I’m going to buy a used MY with FSD this year. I can afford a new. Just don’t want to pay $12k for FSD.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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Steelers have the worst throw back uniforms. They look like mustard jars running around the football field.
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@ValueAnalyst1 Maybe we need a law that says if you are under 18 and over 70 you MUST USE FSD.
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@SawyerMerritt @squawksquare Yes, it is. Delivery fees are charged by all OEM’s and therefore included in all OEM’s MSRP calculations.
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@ICannot_Enough Legacy Auto will win lots of Darwin Awards, that’s for sure. BTW thank you for all the information you post. You are providing an invaluable service to the Tesla Community.
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@ValueAnalyst1 I learned that Machine’s calves are bigger than Yaman’s head. 🤣
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@squawksquare You and me both. But we can’t go broke taking profits!! 😂
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@KenJacobsEsq
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@jcrasnick @Lynn_Henning according to Bloomberg, 1/2 of MLB TV viewers are age 55 or older. Viagra knows what it's target market watches.
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@KenJacobsEsq
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They r kitty litter!
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@ValueAnalyst1 Anything created by humans has flaws and will never be error free.
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@nardopolo The fact that you posted on Twitter about short sellers tells the world you are paying attention and concerned about them. There will always be people who bet against you, it’s just part of the game. Do what you need to do. Ramp that FUV ASAP!
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@CodifyBaseball Sister Mary Paul. She was the equivalent of Sister Jean to the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 1960’s, 70’s and 80’s. She taught me the love of the game.
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@WholeMarsBlog Wait! People still use Robinhood?!?
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@squawksquare We just need you to announce that you are going on vacation tomorrow and the stock price will easily go above $1000!! 🤣
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@DanWetzel Jimmy from Hickory would have run the picket fence play.
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@squawksquare The whole market went down and then back up in unison. Not just a Tesla thing.
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@garyblack00 Well, to be fair, today is National The Customer is Wrong Day!!
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