Wind chill values of 5 to 10 below zero are possible by Tuesday morning when this cold reaches its peak... Firmly in the realm of dangerous cold by Central Texas standards.
So it’s Taylor’s fault if a team she doesn’t play for doesn’t make the Super Bowl but it’s NOT Brett Favre’s fault that he got $77 million taken from welfare funds to get a volleyball facility built for his daughter… did I get that right?
Just told my Irish Catholic mom that I don’t believe in god but I do believe in Bryce Harper and she just laughed and nodded. The power of being a Philadelphian is stronger than the Catholic guilt
I think this Phils team plays poorly in April because they do better when they can be a little slutty it’s still a little too chilly to be 3 buttons undone deep
I think this would have been more powerful if it was narrated by Kylie and having her tell them they’re playing like jackasses and to get their shit together
In 2017, Taylor Swift dropped Reputation and the Eagles went on to win the Super Bowl that season. In 2022, she’s dropping an album that is giving Reputation ~vibes~. In this essay I will…
Travis Kelce confirms he has made contact with Taylor Swift and invited her to one of his games:
“I threw the ball in her court and, you know, I told her, 'I've seen you rock the stage at Arrowhead,' You might have to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead and see which one's a…
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?
Bryce’s Mormon background really helped him develop his true passion: Being a Phillies missionary to bring all his star baseball friends to join him in Philadelphia
Jalen waited to hard launch his gf until he knew all the girlies would already be so happy about going to the Super Bowl that the news that he’s taken wouldn’t hurt as much, a true angel
My dad just called to make sure I’m watching the game and I assumed he was talking about the Phils and he was like “what? Obviously I’m talking about the basketball game” the girlies have the boomer dads locked in
I don’t want either to win the Super Bowl but if I had to choose between the Chiefs and 49ers I’d pick Chiefs. Because it’s just like “ugh fine again?”. But if the 49ers win it’ll validate them and we can’t have that.
Source says the
#Phillies
and Odubel Herrera have reached an agreement on a big league contract as
@MattGelb
reported earlier this morning. Dave Dombrowski dropped some big hints yesterday about a platoon setup in CF with Matt Vierling.