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A pathological people pleaser slash argumentative hypothetical dream girl | BLM she/her/hers | kayteee0h on the gram

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2009
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@KayTeeeOh
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2 months
They’re banning tik tok because we’re getting too close to figuring out where Kate is
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10 months
Me walking into the Oppenheimer theater for the first part of my double feature in my Barbie outfit
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6 months
The diamondbacks should have the guy who threw the shoe at him throw the first pitch for game 3
@MLBONFOX
FOX Sports: MLB
6 months
Former President George W. Bush throws out the ceremonial first pitch at Game 1 of the #WorldSeries 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I will say it is very funny to me that a raging homophobe like her would also choose to dress like Liberace to coach her games
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Bleacher Report
1 month
Kim Mulkey allegedly treated gay players differently and embarrassed players for weight, per @washingtonpost Read more here:
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The Duchess of Delco, the realest, etc etc
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grace ⸆⸉
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JASON AND KYLIE
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4 months
Ted Cruz and the Cowboys gonna be on the same flight to Cancun tomorrow
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Avery Tomasco
4 months
Wind chill values of 5 to 10 below zero are possible by Tuesday morning when this cold reaches its peak... Firmly in the realm of dangerous cold by Central Texas standards.
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2 months
I love living in philly because what do you mean I’m drunk walking home by where the constitution was signed
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1 year
This you
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1 year
Classless piece of shit
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2 months
Post Jason’s retirement speech
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@borzoilover47
dr. bitch
8 months
if virginia is for lovers which state is for haters
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@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
1 year
What does "It's A Philly Thing" mean to you?
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4 months
Why is flirting with men who live hundreds of miles away so much more fun than with the locals
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4 months
So it’s Taylor’s fault if a team she doesn’t play for doesn’t make the Super Bowl but it’s NOT Brett Favre’s fault that he got $77 million taken from welfare funds to get a volleyball facility built for his daughter… did I get that right?
@billboard
billboard
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Brett Favre Says Taylor Swift Could Be Blamed If Travis Kelce & Chiefs Don’t Make Super Bowl
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Opening Hinge:
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4 months
“We playin indoors”
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
4 months
name a time a celebrity gagged their interviewer😭
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2 years
BG truly is one of us
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1 year
(all the comments were good so great job Sean)
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5 months
Outside Kissinger’s Funeral
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3 years
Thank you to Alshon for his Super Bowl 52 contributions - THAT catch and also this interview
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3 years
The vaccine you received was fully authorized by the FDA, the vaccine I received was fully authorized by Dolly Parton so who’s the real winner here
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7 months
The chop is bad on a normal day but doing the chop on National tv on INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY??? Embarrassing
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7 months
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@Phillies
Philadelphia Phillies
7 months
FINAL: Phillies 4, Braves 5
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6 months
Just told my Irish Catholic mom that I don’t believe in god but I do believe in Bryce Harper and she just laughed and nodded. The power of being a Philadelphian is stronger than the Catholic guilt
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7 months
Aaron Rodgers is such an insufferable loser at his core
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1 year
When your drink at Woody’s is at least 85% vodka
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7 months
Coming down from last nights phils high
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1 month
I think this Phils team plays poorly in April because they do better when they can be a little slutty it’s still a little too chilly to be 3 buttons undone deep
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2 years
@katyperry Girl you endorsed Rick Caruso maybe sit this one out
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2 years
I never want to hear shit about the Philly fanbase again
@BenAnderson58
Ben Anderson
2 years
#Browns fans are classy as fuck.
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7 months
So the b*rst**l guys that everyone claimed were the “good ones” turned out to also be gross, who would’ve thought!!!
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1 year
I’m sorry we’re supposed to be scared of a team with a QB named BROCK???
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7 months
Back to her roots
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@MLBLife
MLB Life
7 months
Topanga from "Boy Meets World" threw out the first pitch at the Phillies game tonight ⚾ 🌎
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7 months
Me rn
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2 years
Howie Roseman is very close to convincing me that men can change
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6 months
A Philadelphia Phillie apparently
@hotgirlcapital
hot girl capital
6 months
What would you call a guy that says he loves god but is in every blonde girls DMs?
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2 years
Happy flag day
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1 year
Watching Sandoval defend Raquel and come at Katie #PumpRules
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1 year
@ATalasnik You’re not supposed to screenshot or share what was said no
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4 months
I think this would have been more powerful if it was narrated by Kylie and having her tell them they’re playing like jackasses and to get their shit together
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The storm’s gonna make us stronger.
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2 years
In 2017, Taylor Swift dropped Reputation and the Eagles went on to win the Super Bowl that season. In 2022, she’s dropping an album that is giving Reputation ~vibes~. In this essay I will…
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@Philly__Nation
Philly Nation
2 months
🚨Nick Castellanos went down 0-2, and took 3 straight balls on the outside of the zone🚨
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If I wanted a 4.8 that could make my legs shake I would’ve just called my ex
@lilydsmith
The Ginger Swindler
28 days
when i said i wanted a side quest today i did not mean a fucking earthquake
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Tay showing up to Arrowhead on November 20th
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@PopBase
Pop Base
8 months
Travis Kelce confirms he has made contact with Taylor Swift and invited her to one of his games: “I threw the ball in her court and, you know, I told her, 'I've seen you rock the stage at Arrowhead,' You might have to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead and see which one's a…
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@briancgrubb
Brian Grubb
4 years
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?
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2 years
This is why I didn’t release my breath in SB52 until I saw :00 and the ball on the ground
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11 months
He deserves everything that’s coming on Speak Now TV
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1 year
Picking an outfit for tonight’s games is a lot of pressure because it could determine whether they win or lose
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2 years
Thinking about this guy tonight
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This is the dolphin in south Philadelphia
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i need to be here this weekend actually
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2 years
He’s 5 years old so he was definitely a Super Bowl baby named after Wentz I’m dying
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Maybe you guys can use AI to generate a play that isn’t a fucking bubble screen for once!!!!
@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
27 days
ngl this AI-generated Eagles song kinda hits, @suno_ai_
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I will be back in Philly in like 6 hours and am 8-0 lifetime at CBP in the postseason if you want to give me Game 7 tickets @Phillies
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1 year
I’ve lived in both San Francisco and Philly and Philly is so far superior it’s not close imo and I expect the same for this game #GoBirds
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3 years
Whatever they’re able to do, they won’t be doing it in Philadelphia I can tell ya that
@ValaAfshar
Vala Afshar
3 years
Imagine what AI powered machines will be able to do in the next 5-10 years. Boston Dynamics machines flawlessly and soulfully dancing in rhythm.
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Bryce’s Mormon background really helped him develop his true passion: Being a Phillies missionary to bring all his star baseball friends to join him in Philadelphia
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@DezBryant
Dez Bryant
6 months
The better team did not win that game That’s crazy
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2 years
From the looks of it there’s gonna be more Pennsylvanians in DC today than there was on January 6th and that’s saying something
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7 months
On October 3rd he asked me what day it was… it’s:
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@1followernodad This photo makes a lot of sense
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1 year
Merry Go Birds To You & Yours
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@johnhollinger
John Hollinger
11 months
Boston becomes first city to lose a home Game 7 to an 8-seed in both hockey and basketball in the same season.
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I wanna say it's obvious that Nick chooses Vanessa, but I also thought Hillary & the Falcons would win so who fucking knows #TheBachelor
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Phils Opening Day mood
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If the Eagles get embarrassed by a QB with the game of the most annoying man in your DMs I will need to be committed
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3 months
The Philadelphia Irish potato famine
@thephillyvoice
PhillyVoice
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Bacteria found in Pennsylvania's potato crops could cause shortages for Utz, Herr's and other chip companies, researchers say.
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1 year
If I was POTUS I would make all SNF games start at 6:30 EST because this is much better for me than 8:15
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1 year
When Fetterman won Toomey’s seat
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good morning & go birds from Lake Placid
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Éirinn go Brách
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2 years
Welcome back to the most toxic relationship of my life 🦅 go birds
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Jalen waited to hard launch his gf until he knew all the girlies would already be so happy about going to the Super Bowl that the news that he’s taken wouldn’t hurt as much, a true angel
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So every right wing Supreme Court justice has a sugar daddy but is gonna vote no this week on me getting $10k for my student loans
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1 year
If you’re a PA resident and vote for Shapiro/Fetterman today or already voted for them by mail, I will consider responding to your DMs today
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2 years
how it started how it's going
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My dad just called to make sure I’m watching the game and I assumed he was talking about the Phils and he was like “what? Obviously I’m talking about the basketball game” the girlies have the boomer dads locked in
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1 year
Stassi is me watching the #PumpRules Finale trailer
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2 years
More like EAG_ES because they don’t have any L’s
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2 years
Patrick Robinson
@TheFBReels
Football Reels 📽
2 years
Name the first player that comes to mind when you see this logo 🔥
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Should I ask him if his girlfriend is coming too
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In Philly being a hater is the number one priority so this is also where I’m at
@baseba11rodeo
Bad Pancake
3 months
I don’t want either to win the Super Bowl but if I had to choose between the Chiefs and 49ers I’d pick Chiefs. Because it’s just like “ugh fine again?”. But if the 49ers win it’ll validate them and we can’t have that.
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2 years
The people are saying… go birds???
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1 year
Just booed a man in a Chiefs jersey and he just sighed and said “go eagles” ??? so now I’m feeling pretty confident I could start a successful cult
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Watching the Eagles the past two weeks
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1 year
Fills an eagles locker room need that Foles left
@_MLFootball
MLFootball
1 year
NFL Network reporter slips and says Georgia DT Jalen Carter has a big d*ck
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@gatoradewussy8 He is and always has been scum
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6 months
Sirianni on 4th and 1 on our own 25
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2 months
I am very conveniently 34 years old right now
@queasy_f_bby
lexaprofessional
3 months
around age 34 is when women start getting especially hot
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4 months
fully vaccinated against the Panera lemonade (funneled four loko in college)
@ericanextdooor
erica
4 months
listen babe if you drank four lokos in college the charged panera lemonade won’t kill you
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2 years
What day is domestic violence awareness night this year @Phillies ? Asking for a player you just re-signed
@ToddZolecki
Todd Zolecki
2 years
Source says the #Phillies and Odubel Herrera have reached an agreement on a big league contract as @MattGelb reported earlier this morning. Dave Dombrowski dropped some big hints yesterday about a platoon setup in CF with Matt Vierling.
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2 years
That hat was the 2018 Opening Day giveaway so I’ve seen some shit and deserve this run imo!!! 🗣 GO PHILS
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10 months
Ok and Fairmount Park in Philly is bigger than both
@yuris
Yuri Sagalov
10 months
Everyone in the world knows Central Park, and yet Golden Gate park is actually 20% larger.
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Running it back
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@ClueHeywood
Clue Heywood
6 months
where were the Philadelphia Phillies on January 6?
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Travis Kelce:
@rainstormsswift
bernice 🫶
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taylor swift i love u i have no idea what u just said but im sorry that happened or im so happy for you
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This is textbook philly fan reactionary behavior, maybe she wasn’t just pandering with the tshirt lyric
@kiralovestaylor
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“i’m gonna kill myself” LMAOOO she’s just like me
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