Brian Grubb @briancgrubb Twitter profile

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

7 years

heard u were thinkin about tweeting

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

pleased to report that i love zac efron's eco-travel show

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

YOU FOOLS, YOU'VE INVITED THE FOX INTO THE HENHOUSE

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@LouvreAbuDhabi

5 years

We were thrilled to welcome @PierceBrosnan to the museum and introduce him to our collection and most recently opened ‘Rembrandt, Vermeer and the Dutch Golden Age’ exhibition. #MastersOfToday

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Brian Grubb

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10 months

obviously other issues at play here but also worth noting that it makes the whole building look like a nightclub owned by a goateed vampire with silver hoop earrings who is about to get murdered with a sword by Blade in his own VIP suite

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

7 years

Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

allen iverson spent so much money at the tgi fridays on city line avenue that it became the franchise's fourth most profitable location in america in the late 1990s

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@PeterBurnsESPN

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What's your favorite random sports stat that blows your mind every time you see it?

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Brian Grubb

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6 years

Charles Barkley is hosting SNL tonight which is great because it gives me an excuse to share this Top 10 all-time image.

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

9 years

BREAKING: The British appear to have developed some sort of giant bomb, possibly attached to a rocket. http://t.co/KMAltDZvP7

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

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Tim Cook

@tim_cook

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Welcome to the era of spatial computing with Apple Vision Pro. You’ve never seen anything like this before!

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Brian Grubb

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

8 years

Set the Planet Earth iguana chase to the NFL Primetime music. Feel great about it.

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

"i saw their plan and my dad's plan was better"

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

11 months

well it appears i am rewatching Detroiters once again

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

"the first phillies world series home game in over a decade will take place on halloween night in south philly" sounds like the premise of a horror movie

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Brian Grubb

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5 years

sometimes i find the art world silly and pretentious but then i remember there's a life-size bronze statue of columbo and his dog in budapest

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

no one in history has ever looked less like a person named "lenny kravitz" than the actual lenny kravitz

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

9 years

FRANK UNDERWOOD: We need you on the Updog project. DOUG: What’s Updog? FRANK UNDERWOOD: [turns to camera] He doesn’t even see it coming.

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

man i will tell you what, there is no amount of coffee you can drink in the morning that will fully prepare you for a sentence like "Shakira was attacked by, then fought off, wild boars in a Barcelona park"

UPROXX

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Shakira was attacked by, then fought off, wild boars in a Barcelona park

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

the next Knives Out movie should be Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc and then the rest of the cast is the Muppets

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

[throws open door to a crowded coffee shop], clearly out of breath] OVER IN ENGLAND...THEY GOT A GUY... NAMED LORD PICKLES

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

2 years

Lord Pickles apologises for getting the number of people who died in the Grenfell Tower fire wrong while giving evidence

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Brian Grubb

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Brian Grubb

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4 years

ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 months

ludacris is almost certainly the only person who has performed at the super bowl and traveled to space in a nos-powered pontiac

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

10 months

need this travel show immediately

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

let perd hapley host jeopardy

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

WSB-TV

@wsbtv

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Millions of dollars of unsold Girl Scouts cookies stacked up in metro Atlanta warehouse

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@briancgrubb

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Brian Robinson said his friend has a “big hat” company. “If you want a big hat, let me know.”

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Brian Grubb

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1 year

this is a mike judge movie

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

1 year

a solid 50-60 percent of the dudes you know are absolutely convinced they could land an airplane if they had to

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

PROSECUTOR: objection! DEFENSE ATTORNEY: my client has a right to present an alternative theory, your honor JUDGE: ... i'll allow it... but this had better be going somewhere, counselor DEFENSE ATTORNEY:

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@qikipedia

5 years

Koala fingerprints are so similar to human fingerprints that the two have been confused at crime scenes.

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

as a lifelong pennsylvanian who has seen multiple heated arguments break out over gas station hoagies i can say with certainty that you guys really should not put us in charge of choosing the president

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

in my opinion the media has dropped the ball on the most important story from the super bowl guy fieri wore the same outfit to the game that he wore in the commercial that aired during the game

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

I asked Walton Goggins if he thought Boyd Crowder from Justified would have been a good Dairy Queen franchise owner and his answer made me kind of rethink the entire show

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Brazen thieves steal PS5s, TVs from still-moving trucks

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

8 years

it took vine dying for me to see this and now i'm happy and sad

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

@minakimes the warning track should be made of trampoline

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

let guy fieri host snl you cowards

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

9 months

horse dentist

@equine__dentist

9 months

finally a plant for me

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

ready when you are, champ

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

it is pretty unsettling to be frequently reminded how important pennsylvania is to national politics which i say as a proud lifelong pennyslvanian who has seen (and participated in) multiple passionate arguments over which gas station makes the best sandwiches

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

7 months

PHILADELPHIA FANS: challenge accepted, losers OPPONENT'S FANBASE: wait ... but we didn't... say... or do... anything? PHILADELPHIA FANS: [laughing maniacally, thunder rumbles]

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

1 year

thinking about knife kid again

mads🦋

@madmeyers

7 years

i just laughed for 15 minutes straight

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Brian Grubb

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Letterboxd

@letterboxd

3 years

Who should be the next cast member announced for Knives Out 2?

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

there is no reason we can't remake Heat -- shot for shot and line for line -- with Danny McBride and Walton Goggins in the Pacino/De Niro roles

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

7 years

Straightforward from here: 1. Trump leans against bookshelf 2. Shelf spins, hidden room revealed 3. Nic Cage is there 4. National Treasure 3

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

wanna find the person at hbo responsible for this caption and kiss them on the mouth

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

i don't know if i've ever seen anything more romantic than Jennifer Lopez learning to love Dunkin to the degree that she is double-fisting beverages on the sidewalk

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

8 years

Look, all I’m saying is that “Dumb as hell swimmer who travels the world for events” is a REALLY good cover for an international jewel thief

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

folks i am pleased to report that john wick appears to murder a goon WITH A BOOK

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

feels like a good time to post some screenshots from the jury selection process at Martin Shkreli’s trial

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

9 months

the simplest solution here is to introduce the blue crab's natural predator (me with a satchel full of old bay) to the area

Guardian news

@guardiannews

9 months

Invasive blue crabs threaten economy of whole regions of Italy, official say

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

the silver lining of the Sixers getting eliminated from the playoffs again is that i have more time to watch the shows i enjoy, like Hacks, which is a really g-... OH COME ON

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

every year on presidents day i like to think about the toughest decision a president has ever had to make

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

2 years

"the guy at the store said i'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off"

Dime

@DimeUPROXX

2 years

Um. Hi, James.

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

mike francesa appearing in the trailer for uncut gems feels like a good excuse to dust off this all-time great passage from the new yorker

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

5 years

[whispers] babe i need $20 for gas

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

6 years

the thing i'll miss most about iron fist is all the other characters roasting him for being a doofus

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

for many, July 4th is a holiday for me, it is the perfect day to recommit myself to my most ambitious project yet: writing the world's first and only hip-hop musical about Founding Father Alexander Hamilton

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Brian Grubb

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3 years

THERAPIST: so, what's been going on since our last appointment? ME: [deep sigh, stares out window into driving rain] ... the philadelphia 76ers are at it again

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

bo jackson posting bo jackson highlights with commentary from bo jackson is my new favorite tweet genre

Bo Jackson

@BoJackson

4 years

Me: No way he’s going Him: I’m going Me:

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

TED LASSO CHRISTMAS EPISODE QUESTION MARK

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

4 years

silver lining of this election is the rest of the country learning that pennsylvania has a tatted-up 6'8 lt. governor who supports recreational marijuana and prison reform and lives in a converted car dealership and looks kind of like if the undertaker had a poli sci degree

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

6 years

ANYONE: what are you thinking about ME: [thinking about how much happier and more successful I’d be if Karamo from Queer Eye would tell me he’s proud of me even one time] nothing

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Brian Grubb

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3 years

being a weatherman is weird because you spend like 360 days a year joking around and pointing at maps inside a cushy studio but then every now and then they make you go outside to stare Satan in the mouth as you both face down the apocalypse

Meet the Press

@MeetThePress

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WATCH: @alroker pummeled by waves as Hurricane Ida targets New Orleans

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Brian Grubb

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8 years

VIN DIESEL: The criminals broke into the... money thing. With the lock. You know. The thing. COP: The safe? VIN DIESEL: The what now?

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Brian Grubb

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7 years

It must be a blast to write stuff like this and make Andre Braugher say it with his voice.

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Brian Grubb

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5 years

[avengers trailer drops] ME: ok wow everyone needs to relax a bit geez [john wick trailer drops] ME: EVERYONE SHUT UP KEANU AND HIS DOG ARE IN DANGER

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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb

3 years

come on

PA Media

@PA

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Shoe Zone has named Terry Boot as its next finance boss after predecessor Peter Foot walked away from the role

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[on Shark Tank] ME: Sharks, what’s the worst problem facing the world today? LORI: Climate change ROBERT: Growing inequality CUBAN: Antibiotic resistance ME: [holding a modified toaster behind my back] Did I hear someone say “unevenly toasted bagels”?

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Brian Grubb

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Charles Barkley, Muggsy Bogues, Nirvana, and RuPaul might be the wildest collection of people in one photograph ever.

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Brian Grubb

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5 years

Categories of Beatles Songs 1. love is nice 2. the sun is nice 3. freakin pissed about taxes 4. whoooaaaa have you guys tried drugs, holy toledo, wow

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Brian Grubb

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i was in the waiting room at a doctor's office the other day and a lady walked in wearing a Philadelphia Eagles shirt and one guy looked at her and said "go birds" and then like four or five of us all immediately said "go birds" too like it was a biological reflex

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Brian Grubb

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Dan

@dannah__montana

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You’re in charge of casting four stars for Benoit Blanc’s next murder mystery. Who are you selecting? 🤔

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KENNY SMITH: [covered in pumpkin guts after a contestant tomahawked one] IT’S OVAH. IT’S OVAH. HE DUNKED A PUMPKIN. IT’S OVAH.

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Brian Grubb

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3 years

trying to figure out if i need a jacket when i leave the house in October

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Brian Grubb

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5 years

BUILD SOME RAMPS, BRAN LITTER THE SEVEN KINDGOMS WITH ACCESSIBLE STRUCTURES BAN STAIRS AND COBBLESTONES THE DAY IS OURS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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rooting for Giannis like he’s a character on Ted Lasso

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Brian Grubb

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3 years

i miss him

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Brian Grubb

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this doesn't concern me too much because the ocean is their house and they can do what they want in there if someone sees "around 30 killer whales" in a 7-Eleven parking lot, then we have a problem

CNN

@CNN

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Around 30 killer whales were spotted in Monterey Bay over weekend -- with no clear explanation why so many had gathered.

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@briancgrubb

4 years

[throws everything off desk in one dramatic swipe and starts writing history's greatest rom-com]

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Oregon man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car

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[banging on the locked door of a chilis at 2:45am] it is orwellian that i cannot have fajitas right now

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The New York Times

@nytimes

3 years

Disney wants the robots in its parks to come alive. One goal: Setting them free from the confines of the rides and letting them wander walkways to turn the parks into, as one executive put it, "inhabited places."

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