Jordan Winstanley @JordWinstanley Twitter profile

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Nunez been having lessons from Keita then

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Keita 😂😂

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Alexa, play that tune

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I’d run through a brick wall for this man 💙

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Goosebumps at this answer... 🤩💯 Don't miss our full interview with Duncan - out tomorrow! 💙 Subscribe for free:

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Andy Robertson has been through it recently 💔 ❌ Lost the Premier League on the final day ❌ Lost the UCL final ❌ Lost World Cup knockout qualifier

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UTFT 💙

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We’re not done yet.

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Hahahha grease up that door fellas

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13mph for 2 hours straight 😂 most commercial treadmills only go up to 12mph and he’s ran faster for two hours 😂

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

6 years

BREAKING: Kenya's Eliud Kipchoge has broken the world marathon record by over a minute with a time of two hours, one minute and 40 seconds in winning the Berlin Marathon.

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7 years

If you can comfortably have the TV volume on an odd number you're a nonce

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2 years

New year, same Everton - see you at Hull

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4 years

I’ve never meant anything more In my life. I fucking hate Everton football club and this current shower of absolute shite

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8 years

I won I actually won! Junior ukbff West Midlands champion

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4 years

Have no motivation for a productive second lockdown. 5k runs? Be 5k calories before 1pm then cry till bedtime

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6 years

As much as I love ant and dec, addiction does not give you the excuse to get In a car under the influence, drink driving is something I’ll always be against, imagine it was your son or daughter getting hit then would it be so easy to forgive?

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2 years

Sack the fucking lot of them, on to Villa

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8 years

I only went and won didn't I

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6 years

Need wild at heart back in my Sunday’s so I can watch Du Plessis get bladdered and scrap lions

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7 years

Bill gates makes 23 grand a minute and I'm trying to cut down on Pepsi max to save money 🙂

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6 years

Honestly just one of you two press that button @realDonaldTrump @kimjongun

LBC

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6 years

Millennials watching 'Friends' for the first time on Netflix say the show is sexist, homophobic and transphobic. How have our values changed over the last 15 years? #DarrenOnLBC

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7 years

Ordered caramel chew chew Ben & Jerrys with my papa johns, driver turns up ‘Is phish food alright mate?’ Is Monopoly money alright? Dickhead

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6 years

Saw an American react to the shooting by saying give the teachers guns, yeah solve gun crime by giving more people guns, what a fucking weird country

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4 years

I proper hate this world

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1 year

11 Week to go to the London Marathon - I’m running for the incredible charity @tommys . Any donations would mean the world. Thank you 💙

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8 years

Some days I love being healthy then some days I want my own channel 4 documentary about being the 1 ton man

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7 years

Just been sent a fake profile of me bird on tinder, it’s not even her and I still want to volley her head off

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7 years

I'm getting the word...Nonce

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6 years

Why’s alex floating round chatting about options, your only option is some Nivea aftersun and a cold shower you fucking lobster

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9 years

Made up to announce I am now part of the @PhDNutritionUK team! Such an amazing company 💪💪 #PhDnutrition #TheNextLevel http://t.co/NfzQryAsJi

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4 years

2020 has been shit but this is the worst thing I’ve seen all year

Rate My Takeaway

@RateMyTakeaway

4 years

Mushroom Pizza by Richard B

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8 years

Not even funny 😍

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6 years

Left a can of monster In my car overnight and it’s frozen into a little goth slush 🙃

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6 years

Royal rumble tonight makes me wanna dig my ps2 out, lash in smackdown here comes the pain, come out 30th as the undertaker and still get eliminated ✌🏽

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4 years

The self righteousness of that club is hysterical

Jim Beglin

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4 years

A retrospective ban for Pickford?

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6 years

Happy derby day blues, the reds don’t care about it today, fielding a team of kids meaning when we inevitably get beat, it’s gonna be 100x worse, see yas all on the m53 bridge later ✌🏽

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4 years

So get your coat on.... 💙💙

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4 years

Alexa, play spirit of the blues

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9 years

Huge thank you to everyone who supported me yesterday! Placed 3rd out of a strong 34...absolutely made up 😬😬 http://t.co/YQtoV1YgC9

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6 years

Really hope someone puts a bullet through your head and poses on your dead body the exact same way you waste of space

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8 years

🏆🏆🏆

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8 years

Hate when my last meal ends 😔 bye food see you tomorrow miss you already

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4 years

Why not do motorway maintenance work during lockdown when no one was driving, over an hour to make a 5 minute journey, shite

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4 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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6 years

Hahaha Canelo blaming cows for testing positive for clen, loads of cows shaking their tits off In a field getting ready for Ibiza

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7 years

The sun reporting on justice for Hillsborough is fucking disgusting, as if everyone's forgot what they wrote, how are they still a paper

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7 years

23 years old and I️ still have a signed picture of Marcus Bent on my bedroom wall, and he’s never coming down the gorgeous little beak head

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6 years

Email off the lottery saying check your account and congratulations nearly shit myself till I saw it was £5.30, happy 2018 🎉

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5 years

Hahahahahaha another fucking cruise ship brought down by ice

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5 years

Gemma Collins 😂😂😂

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Christmas chocolate out In Tesco and I couldn't be happier! Malteaser reindeers are the stuff of dreams

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Keane and Williams as a centre back partnership

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6 years

Watching Madrid and Bayern compared to the kopites last night and the 2005 flashbacks are starting

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2 years

I proper hate Everton

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5 years

No daim, kinder bueno or plain galaxy and bounty at 3? Load of shite

chris harris

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5 years

Big news. Top 30 chocolate bars sold in UK. Some astonishing revelations here. Use this to confound and anger relatives.

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Doctor who has gone shite

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10 years

So proud of @RoxxyWBFF placing top 3!! Love you! Xx

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8 years

Just hurry up and announce Moyes @Everton so I can get on with finding the tallest building in Merseyside to launch myself off

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10 years

Think I did well at bodypower http://t.co/lzUpKs2keo

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8 years

Best cake 😂 @PhDNutritionUK happy birthday to me

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The Ev In every derby

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6 years

Need a barburrito on the wirral

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1 year

Die @Everton

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6 years

Eyals horrible little monotone voice goes through me, hope he chokes on his shite hair

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6 years

Bradley wiggins on the juice, naive if you think it’s only an accusation, professional sport is full of it 😂

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8 years

British finalsfinally here 🙌🏽 4 months of dieting finished 💀 Excited beyond belief but excited now to be back to myself 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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7 years

Give up trying to get back to healthy eating after holiday, September in a couple days anyway so its basically Christmas 🙂🐷

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7 years

Don't even wanna watch the blues today, Big Rom is gonna bag 4, kiss the united badge and I'll be playing British bulldog with a train

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Everton

@Everton

4 years

💪 | Carlo says @jamesdrodriguez is fit for #EVEMUN . "We have practically all the squad available apart from Richarlison and Delph." Watch live:

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This is my favourite ever thread

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For every 25 likes I’ll make Ronald Koeman fatter

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6 years

There isn’t a debate, fly away, anything else and you’re a bad nonce

Footy Accumulators

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Been sparking world-wide debate... QUOTE what this ball is called 🤔

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Mata and Witsel, Stones saying he wants to stay, Lukaku may not be leaving

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8 years

@courtneyoakes @laurenoakes best get ya self another fella then

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All the boys sat round having a laugh whilst the girls just hound each other, be assed being a bird they’re all shite

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6 years

Hahaha fire that nuke you big orange bastard @realDonaldTrump

The Mirror

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6 years

Expert claims babies need to give consent before they have their nappy changed

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8 years

Just bought a BMW ☺️

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9 years

So nice being able to hit legs 2x a week now comp's done! Always fuelled by @ReflexNutrition muscle bomb #teamreflex http://t.co/aoHf2TFP24

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10 years

Fuck off twitter virus 😡😡😡

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9 years

Big thanks to my amazing sponsors @PhDNutritionUK for this welcome pack! Blessed to be with this team 💪 #PhDnutrition http://t.co/GvkmSJmEz5

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6 years

Need to bring back the wirral show

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4 years

@tomrud5 @Everton Make your mind up, the rattled reds

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