chris harris @harrismonkey Twitter profile

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Rest in peace you wonderful, powerful, hilarious person.

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chris harris

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3 years

Don’t know where this ‘no one overtakes at Copse ‘ bollocks came from. It’s a race track.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

This car is now mine.

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@harrismonkey

3 years

Rather glad I bought this.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Apologies to whoever stole the Apple AirPods from my car - they’re a bit waxy, so best clean them out. As for the golf clubs, their lie-angle is for a midget, so beware. And that stuff on the coat it dog jizz. Otherwise, enjoy.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Modern F1 cars are monsters @MercedesAMGF1

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Staggered Lewis not on the honours list. And I don’t buy into the tax bollocks either. He wears a Union Jack with pride, he’s the most famous British sports person, and the greatest champion - of any sport - that this country has produced. Travesty.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Few words in appreciation of a special woman.

Top Gear

@BBC_TopGear

3 years

Chris Harris remembers Sabine Schmitz. @harrismonkey pays tribute to the ground-breaking racing driver and presenter

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Obligatory snow shot.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Childhood dream come true - I own a mk.2 Escort! 280hp, sequential skid fest.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Thank you to everyone who has watched this series of @BBC_TopGear .

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

So if people start brake-testing in grass-roots motorsport, they can now just accept a slap on the wrist and a post-race time penalty? The wider implications of the F1 stewards’ decisions are worrying.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

He was special.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Meeting Murray Walker was a highlight of my working life. He was everything you wanted him to be, and more. Truly a national treasure. RIP.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Code fucking brown. Wow.

MotoGP™🏁

@MotoGP

3 years

A rollercoaster crash for @aroncanet44 💥 The Spaniard was lucky to escape this scary accident at Turn 8! 😱 #PortugueseGP 🇵🇹

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Whiskey and masturbation will get us through this.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Bottas is by any normal yardstick an exceptional driver. Anyone who drives an F1 car without spearing it off is much better than all armchair experts would allow themselves to believe. But he’s just not in the Hamilton/Verstappen league.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

5 years

I couldn’t give a shit about Lewis out of the car. Why do people spend so much time worrying about all that jazz? He’s that rare thing - massively fast, doesn’t make mistakes, and he never stops pushing. He’s arguably the best sportsman this country has ever produced.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Morning

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Off for a drive.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

So all the Lewis haters can now find out if the Mercedes F1 car can win a race on its own.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Feels like the wrong time to post about buying a new car, but I suppose life goes on. Ordered this a long time ago - and it’s now arrived. Very excited. M2 Comp, manual, 763M wheels and clear glass!!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

5 years

@taslimanasreen So what was your parents’ excuse?

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Dear god. Grosjean is a lucky lucky man.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Thought @MBrundleF1 ’s commentary today, with so much going on, was outstanding. Measured and informative. Still the best in the business.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Love the pub, but this was a better way to spend the evening.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

The best new car I’ve driven this year is a Toyota and costs under £35k. Little slice of genius.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Turning up a fancy car meet in a 205. Happy place.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

This I how an M car should look.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Yes!

Nürburgring

@nuerburgring

3 years

Sabine-Schmitz-Kurve on the Nordschleife! ➡ Highest honour for "the ambassador of the Nürburgring". ➡ First corner on the Nordschleife receives her name ➡ Schmitz grew up a few metres away - in Nürburg ➡ Official ceremony: 11 September, 6h race Nürburgring Endurance Series

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chris harris

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3 years

Had worse days tbh.

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chris harris

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3 years

Don’t matter how rich your daddy is. In those conditions, that was just pure skill. Fair play.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

For those asking about a Sabine film - production has already started on an upcoming tribute to her – and we’ll release more information on when and how fans can watch it later in this current series.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

McLaren have very stealthily become the most likeable team in F1. What a result!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Who was that footballer who said racing drivers just go round and round in circles?

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

RIP Stirling. He was the racing driver -both inside and outside the car- everyone wanted to be.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Presumably Max won’t celebrate Pole with someone still in the medical centre?

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Empty car-park, why? Wtf etc?!!!!!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Proves once again that the old circuits deliver the real racing. Except Monaco, which is shite.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

I’m a Lewis fan. And a Max fan. But Max’s tweet is one I think he might come to regret.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

McLaren now has a better F1 race team than Ferrari. That would have been a laughable statement not long ago - massive respect for what they’ve achieved.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

6 years

Manual Touring in which I plan to do many, many miles. Feel very lucky.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Small, unimpressive shed, but has some nice little bits in it.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

There are two people in that little dot, doing 15,000mph.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Jimmy.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

This old gent’s driving was a bit all over the place. He told me he was 81. And then called me a paki cunt, and to fuck off. Nice.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

As a piece of car-theatre, the Targa roof takes some beating.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

5 years

Need to tell you all that Fred and Paddy are two of the kindest people I’ve worked with. We’re good pals and I’ve never felt remotely picked-on. I’m small - so what? We all give as good as we get. And who gets to slide the supercars? Me! It’s just telly, and I’m loving it!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Wow. Anyone seen a driver have a better race weekend given a few head-winds? @LewisHamilton

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

THE FUCKING HULK!!!! What a story!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Been on the heavy weights.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Yaris GR is very, very good. Does very relevant stuff like this. Very.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

People trot out the usual ‘daddy’s money’ shit about Stroll, but anyone who can pedal a 1000hp F1 car like that is talented. And he’s been good this year.

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chris harris

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4 years

In the spirit of delivering exciting social media content, I’ve bought a new car. It’s exactly the same as the one I had before, but more yellow. And less crashed.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Bottas has handled a very tricky situation with immense dignity. Mercedes wouldn’t have had the same success without him. Team player. (Apart from being a bit naughty yesterday)

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Slippery slope when people are told that unless they perform a specific gesture they are not acknowledging a problem or respectful of a situation. Have to respect the rights of the individual.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

One thing not in doubt is that F1 has become pure box-office again.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Norris is fucking awesome.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

8v Integrale joins other red, Italian shite in my shed. Always wanted one!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

The moment this thing is over and life is normal again, I’m road-tripping around Italy and eating the best food in the world.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Happy Boxing Day to me, Happy Boxing Day to me…..

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Not sure about that. But what a championship. Two amazing drivers.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

An influencer just offered my pal @Litchfield_UK the chance for him to put suspension on his Yaris GR for free and pay him £25k for the privilege, plus a percentage of future sales. He knows who he is. Might tell you his name one day. Shameful.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Details of tribute to Sabine.

Top Gear

@BBC_TopGear

3 years

The past and present hosts of #TopGear will pay tribute to Sabine Schmitz in a 30-minute special after Sunday's show. Available from 9pm on @BBCiPlayer and later on @BBCOne , 7.30pm, Wednesday 7th April. More details available here

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Why does Coke taste so much better from a glass bottle than a plastic one?

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Hamilton 1.2sec clear in the pissing rain. He’s in a class of his own.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Can’t endorse this strongly enough. Big thank you to all the officers involved.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

4 years

#WATCH our officers in action as they showcase tactics used to reduce pursuits and prevent injury occurring to the public. We can, will and do target those involved in moped crime at every opportunity 🚔 Find out more ➡️ come along to the #MCNShow @ExCeLLondon this weekend!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

There you go, the hybrid I’ve bought is a @PolestarCars One. Cleverest car I’ve driven in yonks. Beautiful, rare and interesting. Video soon. @PistonHeads image, but it’s that actual car, so I nabbed it. Apols!

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Don’t agree. It’s not about old men and their ‘turf’, it’s about manners and engaging with an event you’ve been invited to. Bad call.

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@Jalopnik

2 years

Martin Brundle And F1 Aren't That Important

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chris harris

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3 years

Paradox: the flagship F1 race is the worst advert for F1.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Can’t engage with most of the Max/Lewis punch-up on here. The comment I can consistently engage with is that if Max had chosen to let Lewis have Copse on lap 1 at Silverstone, he’d probably already be champ.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Perfect little weapon for a miserable evening. Liking this thing more and more.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Has to make any Brit car-lover smile!!

Vint-tro.

@Vint_Tro

3 years

A big well done to Italy 🇮🇹 last night. Roll on the World Cup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

New McLaren Artura and a tramp.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

2 years

Eddie Kidd. Someone must be chopping onions near me. Top work @PaddyMcGuinness @BBC_TopGear

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Time to make the grid-walk about drivers, team-members and strategy? Draco Malfoy is amusing though. What a bell-end.

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chris harris

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3 years

Makes every morning better!

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chris harris

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3 years

Sometimes when the new version is unveiled you feel bad. I don’t. This will always be my dream car.

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chris harris

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5 years

Best broken-down photo I’ve ever taken.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Gutted for Russel, but no one deserves a win more than Perez. He’s been outstanding all year. Imagine swapping him for Vettel!

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chris harris

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5 years

Dear BMW, this is what a BMW should look like.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Even I couldn’t balls-up the photo in that light. 675 LT Spider

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Best looking Aston in my lifetime.

Aston Martin

@astonmartin

3 years

One of a kind. #AstonMartin

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

Driverless racing car finally does something interesting.

Ryan

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4 years

Roborace is the world first driver-less/autonomous motorsports category. This is one of their first live-broadcasted events. This was the second run. It drove straight into a wall.

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chris harris

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4 years

Still got it.

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chris harris

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3 years

Conspiracy theory: Lewis has decided to retire that the end of this year, test race for Russell to see if he can do the job.

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chris harris

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3 years

Bravo Renault.

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chris harris

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3 years

Don’t know what’s going on at BMW M, but someone needs a fucking slap. WTF is this shite?

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Night night Mr.P. Love you.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

4 years

And there it is! A bloke on an iPhone can fix it, what the hell is BMW playing at?

Aaron Goodrum

@ClausMontoya

4 years

Acceptable mug👍🏾

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chris harris

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4 years

I bloody love this car.

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chris harris

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4 years

Do any of these car companies realise how fucking ridiculous they look unveiling more massive, pointless SUVs?

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Controversy aside - that was a reminder of how good Silverstone is for modern F1 cars.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

I wanted to do this for a living because as a kid I watched a bloke slide cars around on the telly. Can’t quite believe he’s 70 today - he behaves like a 35 year old. Happy birthday @tiff_tv

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

To those defending it with ‘rules is rules’. crazy nature of the race, the value Vettel added to it with a superb drive (surprise driver of the season for me). Is there any advantage to having 500g less fuel at the end of the race? Makes ordinary fans lose faith in the sport.

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

3 years

Thoughts are with Valtteri at this difficult time. (This is going to be good!!)

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chris harris

@harrismonkey

5 years

300mph!

Rowan Horncastle

@rowanhorncastle

5 years

Bugatti has broken the 300mph barrier. I repeat, Bugatti has broken the 300mph barrier. On 2 August 2019, Andy Wallace hit a vmax of 304.77mph in a go-faster Chiron at Ehra-Lessien. Full story and vid on and YouTube channel. What a menacing beast.