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Jono

@JonoH

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Abu Dhabi has some of the nicest beaches in the UAE.. Saadiyat Island is just outrageously wonderful

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@fuckedupfoods Had me until the cheese vomit.

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1 year

@fuckedupfoods Nut milk based..

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@BigCol19777 @NoContextBrits

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@HumansNoContext The hoe… Everybody touches it, but nobody wants it.

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Savage. Love it

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@HumansNoContext Push me, and then just touch me, until I get my.. satisfaction.. satisfaction

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1 year

@fuckedupfoods Have done, would do again.

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7 years

Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene. When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend, I like my sugar with coffee and cream....

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The Pope knows what's up.

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6 years

5 mins until #bigben #bongs again here in London. It’s only until New Years but it’s great to hear it again.

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1 year

@fuckedupfoods Certified legend

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7 years

😂 who did this

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2 years

GET IN! Ross Stewart!! @SunderlandAFC 1-0 up against @QPR

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump fix yourself first

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump What poll?

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7 years

Most realistic foosball table ever.

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7 years

New iOS beta has an AirPods finder built in.. handy

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4 years

Red moon rising over Abu Dhabi

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3 years

Epic work Nepal 😂

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2 years

Make that 2-0 to @SunderlandAFC @_ellissimms !!!

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Jono

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8 years

. @realDonaldTrump It’s twice been upheld by the Supreme Court that burning the US flag is a 1st Amend Right

Donald J. Trump

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Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!

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1 year

@spectatorindex He’s like decades behind the news

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7 years

. @realDonaldTrump you can tweet from @potus now

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9 years

Best public notice you’ll read today. #qatar http://t.co/nJiHDmUbQl

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3 years

Cracking goal! @SunderlandAFC go up 1-0 against @burtonalbionfc 💪🏼

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2 years

@Osinttechnical The “news” is so far fetched though.. only soft minded gullible people could believe that story.

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3 years

Cracking goal! Get in @SunderlandAFC

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2 years

@Reuters

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4 years

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Carry over from @BarackObama ’s adminstration.

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4 years

What a goal from Maguire!!! @SunderlandAFC @IpswichTown

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1 year

@HumansNoContext

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3 years

GOOOOAL!!! 1-0 to @SunderlandAFC

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump how many did you grab in the last 24hours?

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1 year

@fuckedupfoods Would do… in fact dinner is planned

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1 year

@NoContextBrits Picnic

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2 years

Get in! Ross Stewart! 1-0 to @SunderlandAFC

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2 years

Here we go… @etihad A350 in business.

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1 year

@ML_Philosophy Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more

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2 years

GOOOAL!! Sunderland 2-1 against Wigan @SunderlandAFC

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1 year

@unusual_whales Chicken or beef… for my poor man’s stew

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3 years

WYKE AGAIN!! 2-0 for @SunderlandAFC

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7 years

@Nick_Offerman YOU SO PRETTY. #marchOn #WomensMarch

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump it won't be... you're a shill and a lie

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump the suspense is killing me! what will you say….

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2 years

Yes!! @SunderlandAFC get it level again 2-2! @_ellissimms

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3 years

@BQQuinn Mrs Kalabash!!!

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4 years

@AndyRichter @ColeEscola Self immolation at the table.

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3 years

Sunderland go 1-0 up!

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9 years

I defy you to tell me this won’t be epic! #MurrayChristmas @netflix

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9 years

Totally rad… @netflix has a live @periscopeco on now with a hamster deciding if we should study or watch Netflix. http://t.co/yLCx6QJTFj

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6 years

Fireworks in #AbuDhabi #UAE for #Saudi_National_Day_88

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2 years

@spectatorindex

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2 years

@unusual_whales Budget Jim Cramer

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump the @CIA will win #notevenplaying

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4 years

1-0 goal to @SunderlandAFC and preseason ends with a sweep of the games. @WillGrigg scored to Sunderland the winner 1-0 against @HarrogateTown . @RokerReport

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7 years

The first time Charlie Brown meets snoopy.

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8 years

Petty cash box.

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1 year

@PearlJam Given to fly… every, damn, time.

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2 years

iOS whenever I type the word fuck

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4 years

Looks like @RafaelNadal is warming up for his match tonight at @MubadalaWTC #MWTC

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6 years

When a security gate is also a ladder

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1 year

@NoContextBrits NGL, would try

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5 years

@Orbital_Lexicon @realDonaldTrump @Jim_Jordan Ooh! I like this one 🤙🏼

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3 years

Let’s go!!! @SunderlandAFC GOOOOAL! 2-0 up again @MKDonsFC

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1 year

@flxckokid @HumansNoContext It’s a joke as old as time itself

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7 years

@IRBFUK 😂👍🏼

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3 years

What a goal! WYKE! @SunderlandAFC 1-0 up

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes like when you preatended to be your own head of PR?

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4 years

Goooooal! @SunderlandAFC 1 @GatesheadFC 0. #safc @RokerReport

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4 years

Ok ok ok! Geeez @CARROT_app chill out 😂👍🏼

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2 years

@Reuters Putin says a lot of stuff that should be ignored….

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1 year

The sky today… absolute blue..

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4 years

Not to brag... but Abu Dhabi is just 👌🏼 today.

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2 years

Good morning world. From 25,000ft on @etihad ’s @Airbus A350

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3 years

Moving office in Abu Dhabi. Well, one side of the floor to the other…. @SunderlandAFC sign is up, move complete.

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@fuckedupfoods You only live once. I’ll have a crack

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@BBCWorld

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@spectatorindex I’ll believe it when I see it

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5 years

@TaineMcLean @Nativeesoul @thunderCAZ Somewhere over India

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3 years

🍻 could be worse places to see the sun go down…. Abu Dhabi you’re beautiful

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3 years

@domjoly I was hoping he’d start the speech with “well that was weird”

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4 years

Video of the Mina port tower implosion. Quite a dramatic way to start the day in Abu Dhabi.

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1 year

@unusual_whales

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2 years

Mystery solved

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4 years

Mel Gibson, Jason Momoa and their son Peter

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump And you gave away seal team 5’s position…..

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3 years

While I have no intent on returning to Australia at this time, as an expat, the response by the government on “allowing” Aussies to return home is really piss poor.

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4 years

GOOOAL 3-1 to @SunderlandAFC Cracking goal deflecting back off the post. @RokerReport