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@ohnahji New Tools Music! "So We"
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@DailyWaveHQ The doctor:
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@uncle_rjs @BigBodyBenzzz__ Soon as the same kinda nigga approach her wit a car and apt, she outta there. "I can't do this anymore!" 😂
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@JohnsonGotTools
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@shannonsharpeee Bruh was lightweight vibing. Just watch it. I might be trippin. 😂
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@JohnsonGotTools
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@Veganblackjesus This nigga make me sick.
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@JohnsonGotTools
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@shannonsharpeee He can't believe his baby wud go for this. Dad got the "Who dis fa?" face. 😂
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@ChaseEnCashe She turned around looking like
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@itsfatswag Lil nigga need to be in daycare.
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@navvgreene Ol' window monitor this little light of mine face ass nigga.
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@DJZeeti @KingVirgo9 Right. Druski got the titties in this relationship. 😂
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@JohnsonGotTools
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@ALCHEMYSTlC @_PhallonX0X0 Yea she signed to Cornball Records too.
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@JohnsonGotTools
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@kiwithagr8 Only Pac questions nigga. No movies. 😂
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@Espn_Foolio Ew. This a no-hoe-getter move. 😑
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@LaCienegaBlvdss Yea u gotta eat that. Moms do it all the time dolo. Equality buddy. 😂
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@ToineTheDon At least she cryin in a mansion and not a 1 bd apt. 😐
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@Proseccoriqo They never got that nigga at home.
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@shobasketball @Matt_Barnes22 @DaTrillStak5 She wanna be remembered as Pac's widow. Not Wills wife. 😀
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@Blackmillions_ @thepivot This cap she bought dick yall. 2 months? Child support? 4k? Relationship? Cap. She buy sex too like rich niggas that's on the back end of life. This a flyout. 😂
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@SaycheeseDGTL I ain't listening to no nigga named tussy. 😂
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Um i dont agree lmao Black women have very unrealistic dating standards
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@quitebaked_ @SoUnserious_ She did all the adjectives. 😂
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@kaykaysoosweet Restaurant's are cesspools of sex drugs and rock & roll.
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@everymovieplug I wuda knock the ramen noodles out that cucci! 😂
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@RAREPALACE #ThisYou strikes again. Damn. 😂
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My son was a new born in my lap when i start playing this. Now he's 9 and on my fireteam every other day as a Warlock. I love this game. Best story ever!
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I think it doesn't matter what happens, i'l still hyped for The Final Shape. I never thought Destiny's universe and story would go so far and grand. Definetely one of the most ambitious forms of story telling, that although far from ideal, gave us A TON of unforgettable moments.
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@globalzaay Them tickets was $52.50 a piece and came wit 2 drinks, 2 hotdogs and a pizza. He a genius. 😂
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@FuciousTv Fresh off the shitter?
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@shannonsharpeee Caught bruh wit a 1/2 piece. 😂
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@prettyvibexo Room gone smell like a dragstrip. Fast & Furious. 😂
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@SaycheeseDGTL I'm up 200M and u talkin bout the streets? 😂 - Floyd
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@SaycheeseDGTL He aint tell his new shorty that. Niggas know who they can pull that off wit. 😂
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@SkyNews They dont dance no more anyway.
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@youngrubberband U shared 1 women with 6 niggas on purpose? That say more about yall fam. Ew.
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@hendrixbankz U aint got Doordash money then. It's like goin out to dine now. Make that shit yo self or dont order. U aint got tip money dont even do it. 😐
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@djordxc Nobody cleared white women more than Abby. I miss her. Bih was the Gordon Ramsey of dance. 😂
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@mymixtapez This how u know he use to rob niggas. This wasnt shit but his next disguise 😂
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@BLACJESUS29 This economy fucked. Bruh 40 wit the beer gut twerking for the rent. 😂
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@PeaceGawdPayne Wax paper bout to have a bouquet of flavors. Bag bout to be greasy. Food bout to hit hit. 😂
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@CartierGoatx2 They really all prostitutes... smh
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@raphousetv7 Bruh said:
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@Phil_Lewis_ Shannon need to rename this show "Shay Shay's Cook Corner." 😂
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@_Fatts This nigga said he boston crab his self. 😂😂😂
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@itsavibe Bruh said in his head "He can't fuck wit me." 😂
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@romayojr @ChetHolmgren A nigga hop up like that u in for a long day. 😂
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@YallLuvCris She didn't flinch. She got excited.
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@pretty_yunique This the perfect first titty pic u send to a man.
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@mymixtapez That cucci a forest. A enchanted one but a forest. 😂
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@rapalert6 Why the gay dude the realest one? We in the upside down bruh! Wtf.
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@HipHopDX This kinda lit. 😂
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@yosoyguapojr Like running wit him away from that shit. Marshall Lynch ran like that. Trench feet.
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@Complex The Cool the top most lyrical album ever. The whole album, title and every song and double to triple entendre.
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@raphousetv7 Lil mf prolly dangerous af.
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@mainbitchclique First of all where tf yall be eating at with these prices? Space? 😳
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@Bas Yall took a shit in ya own pool this week buddy. 😂
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@PattEsquire Bruh in my big grown age a joint of za a clear these blunts. 😂
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@hazardvzburner U are alone here buddy. Enjoy this island. We goin where cucci is vibrant and abundant. 😂
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@Chosenreadx Now this is who we shud be cash app'n fellas. Not regular hoes for titties or OF. This when we shud show out. We need a better breed of niggas. 😐
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@slut4ninaa If women paid attention half of those be blood family members. 😂
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@HoopMixOnly Shid. This a game winning Superbowl touchdown.
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@raphousetv7 All shorty did was take a shower. Cap.
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@RealFamilyCrete That nigga stomach was like:
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@mymixtapez I know that backshot air smell like blacks & milds and purple spray. 😖
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@PeaceAndFades Food bruh dainty but he cool af.
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@mymixtapez Fat Gucci a mf legend like Luther.
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@itsNellzz Bron: "I was playing yall shit yesterday."
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@mymixtapez Cuz its my bih, not yalls. 😂
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@SKTheKingYT His gratification is hilarious. 😂
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@mymixtapez Dawg gotta tell 7 other kids that. Relax. 😂 And when yall gone post a mixtape?
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@JordynAnese Nobody clock a woman cucci more than other women. Stop ladies.
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@FearedBuck This boy in the white tee need security training. He got a good future ahead of him. He on it.
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@motorforms Soon as u hit the brakes, sushi. 😂
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@RickCode I know it hit.
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@cyanopreme That's most women... on Earth. 😂
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@AuxGod_ @kelis We dont watch this for shit she say. We watchin her fine ass. 😂
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@beautynbullshit @TB_REAL What woman u know wit 6 kids not in the hood? This white bih look dont look above poverty either. 😂
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@jeffshelleyy Off that booger sugar. 😂
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This a filthy pic. This shit almost evidence. 😂
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These freaked out ass niggas was up to no good that night
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@DemetriusHarmon I honestly wouldn't care. It's the way u showin em tho. A lil spicy my nigga. 😂
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@AlmightyySoSo And the star of this short film:
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@YallLuvCris #ThisYou twitter undefeated. 😂
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@_1dontavius My nigga in there wit a D1 offensive line. If they cute tho, I'm hitting both till it smell like arby's in dat bih. 😂
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@KarlousM That add up perfectly. White women was not lettin bruh get away. White Woman 1: "The last one we sent in was so bad he switched teams on us for a while." White Woman 2: "Time for desperate measures!" White Woman 1: "Call Taylor. Now."
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@Zvbear Check and see If bruh aint up a creek already.
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@jaaayLENo Cuz technically yall dont live without men. Everytime u get ya car fixed, if something major needs to be fixed at your home, if your safety is at risk, 9 times out of 10 a man is coming to handle it. It's so real that if i need any of these things im calling other men. 😂
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@_312DARIUS @TattoosNLipstck Nigga show up wit a new jutsu for Sarada and its all good. 😂
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@Forbes Didn't they just get a pay increase?
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@East_Africanina @_ParadiseParis1 I ain't listening to no nigga who think he him. 😂
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@Complex The other nigga was scared of her. Women like walkers not talkers. Grab shorty like she was bout to get popped in front of everybody. 😂
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@rawchronicles Negro please.
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@BossinOnBitches That boy digging.
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@Smart_Bae_ Her pass come from being his bm. Then she beautiful.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Lil dawg shud be watching baby shark. Dodoo doodooing.
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