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4 years

Dumbkirk

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WATCH: Trump supporters lead a boat parade sailing along the Jersey Shore.

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Netflix Is A Joke

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Tires, starring Shane Gillis, is coming to Netflix May 23

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Gilly and Keeves is now available on Amazon Prime, Apple TV and Google Play.

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Trailer out now

Netflix Is A Joke

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27 days

Tires, a new Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres May 23.

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3 years

Me after finishing one book in 8 months

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Tires

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1 month

Your first look at Tires. Coming to Netflix on May 23

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1 year

These girls are mean to their boyfriends when they golf

Barstool Sports

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1 year

Did she slap or?

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2 years

Philadelphia bartenders named Trish

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3 months

Before you give me credit for any of the great sketches on tonight’s show please know I didn’t write a single word. All bangers. The work that goes into this thing is wild. I did say “ohhhh that’s good” a bunch so that counts.

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2 years

More Gilly and Keeves coming soon

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2 years

A Goodfellas themed gender reveal where the father waits in a phone booth and if it's a girl he slams the phone like 50 times.

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They had to kill three booths at the Cheesecake Factory to make this jacket

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2 years

Pre order available now @

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2 years

Also Gilly and Keeves will be available soon on Amazon and Apple TV. If you can’t afford the $10 (which I understand) there are torrents on Reddit.

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9 months

Go watch Shane’s special on Netflix. It’s such a well crafted, flawless hour. Pretty cool if I’m being honest with y’all

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9 months

Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs streaming NOW

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2 years

Gilly and Keeves is live NOW. Have fun and enjoy. I love most of you.

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2 years

The best part about taking a piss after you’re 35 is the second, little piss you take in your pants

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3 years

Casting director: alright you need to take a turkey out of the oven but you can’t find the oven mitts. Theater kids:

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2 years

Whispering to my hamsters

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2 years

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness I'll choke you with the same hand I fed you with

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2 years

This is a really nice thing

Shane Gillis’s Fall and Rise

For a provocative comic, losing the job of a lifetime was the beginning of a second act.

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1 year

I wish when I dropped off my kid at daycare I could put him in one of those suctions tubes like at the bank

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1 year

When we go to holiday parties my wife is personable and fun and I am fat

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3 years

It costs like $500 to hire movers and it's only $150 more to make them all wear FBI jackets.

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2 years

I made an NFT of Anthony Fauci as Oscar the grouch in a trash can covered in masks and needles called “More like Dr Anthony Grouchie” and Jimmy Fallon bought it for 675 thousand dollars

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1 year

Hard times make weak men, weak men make hard times, hard men make good times, weak men get hard sometimes, wait

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1 year

This is on the wall at the airport in Palm Springs.

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5 years

This honestly sounds like a joke from arrested development. This is so funny

The Hill

@thehill

5 years

Trump Jr: Would a racist "let his son...hang out with Michael Jackson"?

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2 years

Millions of Americans living with moderate to severe Italian wife

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2 years

Today my daughter and I were drawing and she drew a rainbow with two sunshines. She said, “what did you draw, daddy?” And I said “a divorced bear”and I’ve never seen her so disappointed

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1 year

Shoutout to all the people arguing over the first women’s basketball game they’ve ever watched

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1 year

The British guy from White Lotus in less than 20 seconds

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2 years

Check out this jail for angry russian girlfriends

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3 years

👀 👀 👀

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2 years

In an Uber. Guy is real chatty so I told him I had to take a work call. Picked up my phone and said “Hey I’m here I’ll be on mute.” And the driver was like “oh nice.” and continued talking and I deserve this

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3 years

New Gilly and Keeves tomorrow directed by @Shanemgillis Whoah

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1 year

Everything about this pic tells you this was the year I got a concussion

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3 years

Whenever I tell people how hard he kills in a room there’s always this feeling like you’re trying to convince someone you saw Bigfoot. It’s good to finally have proof it’s real and I was actually underselling it.

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3 years

This is my comedy special. It’s free and it’s on YouTube.

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1 year

Hi, one for “Puss in Boots”

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3 years

The whole squad at the 7th grade dance when Boyz 2 Men comes on

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2 years

Also the $10 gets you all the new sketches, the special we filmed in Philly, behind the scenes shit and bloopers.

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@JohnnyMcKeever

4 years

My three sons died from covid please stay home and does anyone want to buy three matching red Yamaha motorcycles that say “pussy addictz” on then please dm

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@JohnnyMcKeever

2 years

Gilly and Keeves The Special will be out at 8pm tonight.

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@JohnnyMcKeever

3 years

Final Gilly & Keeves sketch this coming Tuesday.

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2 years

Shout out to all the girls out there posting pics with their mom where they look hot and the moms eyes are closed and shit

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1 year

Hahaha

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2 years

You can now buy Gilly and Keeves The Special here: We worked very hard on this and the last sketch in the special is my favorite of ours. Hopefully you like it too.

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3 years

New Gilly and Keeves via @YouTube

Blind Guy Ruins Wedding - Gilly and Keeves

Gilly And Keeves: The Special Available NOW at https://gillyandkeeves.tv/S1E8 - An uninvited guest attempts to derail the nuptials.----Directed by: Shane Gil...

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3 years

Btw new Gilly & Keeves sketch in like 3 hours or something

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2 years

Sure we had restrictions but they let me put my friends in it and didn’t give us any notes. Gerben, @TommyJPope , @RonaldBraxtonVO and a bunch of other people made this into a fun dumb sweet lil romp. And it’s free to watch on QVC+. Here’s the trailer

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2 years

Wow. I met a guy from Ukraine once so this is actually kind of sad for me too. Send prayers.

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1 year

I know everyone thinks these girls are getting Blacked but after meeting many women like this I can almost guarantee both of their boyfriends look like Hank Hill wearing under armor

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3 months

Foley has got to be one of the funniest, sweetest guys on earth.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

@AreYouGarbage

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H. Foley’s debut half hour special Live from Madison OUT NOW! Shoutout to the Army of Garbage. Love youse 🗑️

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1 year

Everyone looked healthier when we all smoked

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1 year

This is cool as shit. Follow this dude. And buy, rent or steal Gilly and Keeves. Thank you regardless

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poster i made for “the special” created by @Shanemgillis & @JohnnyMcKeever

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2 years

Getting an opiate prescription for small talk

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3 years

We realize now the situation in the gulf is very serious and regret our previous tweet. Myself, the advertising team and everyone here at Tums™️ did not mean to imply that we could in any way fix this problem.

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The Gulf of Mexico is literally on fire because a pipeline ruptured

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4 years

A thread of the things I've written/ directed.

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2 years

This can be a nice moment, guys.

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

2 years

Hilarious sketch from 2020 that, sadly, COMPLETELY predicts where we are now. But also it's just flat-out funny.

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2 years

Top Gunt

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1 year

Just curious, what’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie? This is mine

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3 years

2 Beers: Liking everyone's tweets 4 Beers: Liking and commenting 6 Beers: Shopping for men's necklaces

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9 months

These look like halloween decorations from pottery barn gtfoh

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Mexico is unboxing aliens 👽😂.

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2 years

Great account. It’s all hot ladies with their crimes listed like “breaking and entering” and every comment is like “I wish she would break and enter my pants.”

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3 years

New sketch: Militia Funeral

Militia Funeral - Gilly and Keeves

Gilly And Keeves: The Special Available NOW at https://gillyandkeeves.tv/S1E4 - A service for a fallen hero is interrupted.----Directed by: McKeeverWritten b...

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3 years

Final Gilly and Keeves : OnlyFans Dad

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3 years

New sketch every Tuesday for a couple of months.

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3 years

New Sketch

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Jason Statham thinks he has COVID

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3 years

One of the cooler nights of my life.

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3 years

Norm MacDonald came to quizzo with @JohnnyMcKeever one night at the Bards and they finished tied for first so then it went to Rock Paper Scissors and Norm won RPS and it was truly one of the absolute highlights of my life. Which reminds me of one of my favorite Norm bits…

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2 years

Prob be smart to lock up any other dude in the city with that haircut/ eyes combo.

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2 years

From @PhillyPolice BOOKING PHOTO of 22 year old Frederick Falcon, of Northeast Philadelphia, being charged with Murder 3rd Degree, Involuntary Manslaughter, Homicide By Vehicle & more for “intentionally running over” 24 year old man Sunday after fight in Union Tap @FOX29philly

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3 years

Bill Maher is that guy in the 1996 movie your mom’s gonna marry unless you and your brother can work together and do something

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3 years

It is better to have six beers and forgot them then to have never had six beers at all.

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2 years

Record high “babe im cold” girlfriends at the World Series

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3 years

Ideal work trip: 4pm: check into Best Western turn temp to 64. Leave. 4:30: Uber to historical place. Too hot. Leave 4:42: go to nearest pub/restaurant. 4:45-6: 3 beers, loaded fries 8pm: hot tub/ wine 10pm: Call Dominos w/ British accent. 10:15: pass out before food arrives

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2 years

haven’t had a glass of water in like 5 days I feel great

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3 years

New sketch: Kidnapped - Gilly and Keeves via @YouTube

Kidnapped - Gilly and Keeves

Gilly And Keeves: The Special Available NOW at https://gillyandkeeves.tv/S1E6 - How much would you pay to get your kid back?----Directed by: McKeeverWritten ...

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New sketch

The Mattress - Gilly and Keeves

Gilly And Keeves: The Special Available NOW at https://gillyandkeeves.tv/S1E10 - If you're still unsatisfied after 100 nights, you can return it for a full r...

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5 years

Every time Shane has done anything

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4 years

At the bar chilling but also tryna show off my new wallet.

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2 years

Ahh, Mesh shorts and a sweatshirt. The Fentanyl Tuxedo

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2 years

That masculine urge to twirl in the middle of Times Squate after landing that new job AND the guy of your dreams

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6 years

Crazy how, regardless of their country, all soccer players look like they sell cologne in the mall.

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2 years

Me, @Shanemgillis and Gerben are all on this plane together and it made me think of those three dudes from la bamba so I looked up their picture and god damn

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2 years

Make one of these posters of me for my funeral.

SportsCenter

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2 years

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have been eliminated from the NFL playoffs.

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3 years

New Gilly and Keeves directed by Steve Gerben

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3 years

Lots of opinions today from dudes who weren’t as good at high school sports as their dad wanted.

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3 years

This is cool as hell. Thanks Schulz

Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI

@andrewschulz

3 years

Trump Speed Dating 😂😂😂 Man @Shanemgillis and @JohnnyMcKeever got the best sketch show on the planet. INDULGE! Watch the full sketch -

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2 years

It’s crazy how likable this motherfucker is. His special is fun and funny and easy. You’ll love it.

Chris Distefano

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2 years

Speshy Weshy is streaming on @netflix now! #speshyweshy

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4 years

Playing Fleetwood Mac from the Costco to snake charm this Donna out of her Dodge Ram

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McKeever

@JohnnyMcKeever

4 years

I’m that cheerleader 👏 👏 From your high school 👏 👏 I was real pretty 👏 👏 I was real cool 👏 👏 I was hot 👏 👏 And I was mean 👏 👏 But now divorced 👏 👏 And I’d really love to talk to you about vaccines

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Man this is so cool to watch. Very fortunate to have dudes like this out there.