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My New Special INFAMOUS is on YOUTUBE now!

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Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI
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INFAMOUS Full Special On YouTube Now
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Rogan has made a lot of people millionaires. Imagine being one of those people and staying silent right now? Cause this will blow over in a month but that silence will never be forgotten.
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You’re littering...
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Out here shutting down DC for climate justice. STOP PIPELINES NOW! KEEP IT IN THE GROUND! #ShutdownDC @350_DC @sunrisemvmt @GretaThunberg @mdc_dsa
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Rogan hit job started with misinformation. That didn’t stick so now it’s racism. Next it will be misogyny. After that transphobia. They are trying to make him radioactive bc they fear his influence. This isn’t about hate. It’s about silencing a powerful man THEY can’t control.
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Charles is a man of the people and must be protected at all costs...
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Charles Barkley speaking the truth
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Canada we’re proud of you ❤️
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The Tom Brady Roast was sensational. Honestly, I was shocked. Asking football players to read LIVE sounds like a recipe for disaster. But they brought the fucking house down. Everyone took part in the great American tradition of humbling our heroes. No one got sensitive. It was…
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Punjabi Assassinated in Canada & white people have to sit this one out 😳. #TheLifeTour has begun 😎
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Myron you are a sensitive, talentless, bottom feeding grifter. Your life’s work is renting women and regurgitating other people’s talking points. Your arms are not developed enough for the shirts you wear and your co-host is pimping you. Merry Xmas 😘
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Andrew Schulz and Akash Singh are some of the biggest snakes on YouTube. Fuck them and their whole team at Flagrant.
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Watch Rogan’s response and tell me if you disagree with a single thing… Dude literally has the media and political establishment trying to take him out and he’s smiling. The establishment cannot win. They do not have the people. They lost us with too many lies.
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My thoughts and prayers are with the Hollywood celebrities that can’t handle the attention not being on them for 24 hours. 🙏🙏🙏
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Guys, Putin saw your “I stand with Ukraine” tweets. He’s called off the war.
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Meek Mill is not gay… BUT… 😳😁 Philly I love you. Thank you for always holding me down… just like Meek would hold down Puf… JOKING. JOKING. Meek I love you brother! #TheLifeTour
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A legacy of warriors. Do not mistake Punjabi kindness for weakness 🤷‍♂️
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Sikh grocery store owner was told that "there ain't nothing you can do" repeatedly and that "ayy, just let him go" as they were being robbed. The Sikhs disagreed.
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Yes, when they stop fucking with the farmers.
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hey @andrewschulz when will you do a show in india?
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Madison Square Garden… Dad, I’ll see you there ❤️ Pre-Sale stars Tuesday 9am EST (only for 24 hours so get in there early). Code: ANDREW
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Let’s fucking go Shaq. Was that that hard Lebron?
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Wow. YouTube pulled the Alex Jones ep. wow.
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Simple as that 💪
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Rogan is the man. If they cancel him just end your Spotify subscription.
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Wait they let Will Smith stay the rest of the night after he slapped Rock?
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Holy Horchata Factory. What in the Heavy Cream is going on???
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Selena Gomez stuns in new selfie.
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This Twitter deal is about to be the first thing Musk has pulled out of.
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We’re supposed to believe Elon JUST realized mining Bitcoin is bad for the environment? 🤔 The dude’s hobby is fucking with global financial markets. This is entertainment for him.
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Here’s the story about the special. It’s simple really. I’m not gonna edit my material and cut out jokes bc a network is worried about Twitter backlash. That’s it. I don’t know if this will work. I hope like hell it does. But that’s up to y’all. Let’s change the game.
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Ricky a legend for this. And so is the Exec at NBC that put their job on the line and approved these jokes. Respect. The tide is shifting...
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Ricky Gervais kicks off The #GoldenGlobes .
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@elonmusk The cost of “tweeting your thoughts” on twitter is too high for celebs. Concerns of getting canceled turn them into passive users.
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Get your money king
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The original streamer refused to air my new special w/out cutting several jokes. I’m stubborn. Instead of airing a watered down version of the special, I spent my life savings and bought my special back. So Pre-Order now and spread the word so my wife doesn’t divorce me!
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The 🐐 @joerogan pulled up to the new studio, got me too high, and started breaking down Furries. New #Flagrant Tuesday at 10am
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I’m so fucking proud of you brother 💪❤️ Everyone watch @AkaashSingh on @joerogan and watch his new special “Bring Back Apu”.
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NYC in the summer is… 🤌🤌🤌
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Jamie’s just the most talented entertainer ever and it’s not even a question.
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You know Covid is done when we’re talking about war again.
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Bet on yourself. ❤️
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We absolutely bullied England. England y’all suck at your own sport. You should be truly embarrassed. Tuck your uncircumcised garden hose dicks between your legs and waddle back to the hotel.
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Who y’all think is behind this attack on Rogan?
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If @50cent don’t like you… he got a reason.
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Here’s a story about venues that are afraid of jokes…
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2021 already off to a good start.
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Sacha Baron Cohen says it's unlikely he'll make another Borat movie.
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CNN are pathetic cowards purchased by politicians. @joerogan podcast is by far the most intellectually, politically, racially diverse platform on the planet. Literally bringing truth to the people FOR FREE. U just insulted 500 million people. You will pay the price.
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Bernie Sanders is facing a backlash from some Democrats after his campaign trumpeted an endorsement from comedian Joe Rogan, a popular podcast and YouTube talk show host with a history of making racist, homophobic and transphobic comments
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Was that the worst fight in UFC history?
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Whoa whoa whoa turns out @joerogan is a real tree hugging pink haired gender fluid liberal. Hey @CNN where was this edit?
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COMPILATION: Debunking the medias “right wing” Joe Rogan narrative. Video by @0rf for Breaking Points
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Facebook and Instagram have removed this video. IG with no warning or notification. Just vanished. 🤔
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Ghislaine & Epstein... How Deep Their Pedo Connections Go Full piece here -
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Hey @ufc , sign Francis now. Sincerely, ALL OF US
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Nobody got an issue calling it the “South African Strain” huh? But the “Chinese Virus” was racist… It’s almost like China uses “Wokeness” in the west as a tool to eliminate any rightful criticism of China…
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Tomorrow @dillondanis gets FLAGRANT. 😎😎😎
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There’s a show in England where a white girl takes black people to eat fried chicken… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine pitching that show in America 💀💀💀💀 England, please explain this to us… The king of England @KSI is on #Flagrant INDULGE!
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Rotten Tomatoes has clearly been compromised.
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What in the North Korean Nancy Pelosi is going on here?
Selena Gomez good lord
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Apple if I spell the same word incorrectly twice... that’s how I want to spell it.
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What if Elon never planned on buying Twitter. What if he just wanted to expose its corruption. 🤔
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Nancy with the baby buffets 😳😳😳
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Claire PhDD
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Stop believing conspiracies. No man would rent a Honda when he has a Ferrari at home.
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Hey @facebook why did you take down our piece about Epstein and Maxwell? 🤔🤔🤔
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When poor people need money they sell drugs and go to jail. When the gov needs money they sell drugs and...
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JUST IN: New York state officials finalize deal to legalize recreational marijuana. 💰🌿 Full story:
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Imagine not voting for your husband tho 🤔
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💙💙💙
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2020... You Life Leeching Globe Fucker... It’s Time For Some Payback 😎 #SchulzSavesAmerica 12/17
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I wrote this post-it note and kept it in my wallet for 13 years. Finally got to throw it out last night. Thank you 🙏 #TheInfamousTour
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Nancy with the BOOM SHAKALAKAS !!!
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He isn’t. But he’ll have one on. And that’s the difference.
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Corporate media. Here is your opportunity to do your job. Just simply tell us what is going on in Ukraine/Russia. You won’t be able to do this. And that is why people listen to Rogan and not you.
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NBA Players: We’re more than just athletes! China: Shut up and dribble. NBA Players: 🤭
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Had to tell @joerogan the North Korean shorty with the HEAVIES was lying! 😂
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Dropped a 40 piece on earth today. A wise man once said: “wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been”. I’ve been lucky enough to have lifetimes of smiles. To whomever is responsible for all of this… Thank you for everything ❤️
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Imagine we could trust the news to tell us what’s really happening in Russia/Ukraine… What a luxury that would be.
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They stormed the state house for selfies 🤣 What unbelievable losers. Don’t ever call them revolutionaries, they’re incel-thots.
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What an unbelievable honor to defend your country. Your children. Your traditions. Your language. Your culture. Your identity. Your existence.
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What goofy video are Hollywood actors planning now to stop the war?
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We need 50 on the couch 💪💪💪
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You gotta check these guys out, their show is official @andrewschulz
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2024???
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Joe Rogan: “If a comic ran for president in America, I think @andrewschulz could pull it off.. I think Schulz could be president someday” @WhiteHouse x @BlueChew coming soon!
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If a state legalizes a drug to PROFIT off of it... IMMEDIATELY everyone in prison for selling that drug needs to be released. They too decided to sell an illegal substance at a time of financial need.
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Ghislaine & Epstein... How Deep Their Pedo Connections Go Full piece here -
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Americans, caring about the Royal Family is beneath us. Please stop.
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DIDDY… you wild boy! (allegedly 😳😂) Los Angeles you were amazing. The Forum 🤯. Next up Houston & Dallas. See you soon 😘 #TheLifeTour PS. I still love you Meek! 😅
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This network used to have... Dave Chappelle. Jon Stewart. Daniel Tosh.
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1 RT = 1 @miakhalifa twerk for democracy. More with Mia coming soon.
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Nancy been hiding a dairy factory for real…
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While you’re at it corporate media… tell us what’s really happening with the truckers in Canada. Can you fucking do that at least?
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Wait till they hear the lyrics from the music on their platform 😳
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Woke Spotify employees are demanding control over Joe Rogan’s podcast.
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FAKE WOKE ACTIVISM NO ONE ASKED FOR! Full ep here:
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Don’t tell your girl about Yellowstone. She’s gonna want to watch it too. And you’re gonna have to watch at her slow ass pace bc she falls asleep 5 mins into anything and can only watch tv during the day while folding laundry.
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I just can’t believe… of all institutions… A BANK… would try to take a moral high ground… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I’ll cancel alimony, parking tickets and debt to China. Step it up Bernie.
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Cancel student debt. All of it.
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God bless this woman. She stopped 4 school shootings.
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This has to be happening in Florida
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Someone just tried to hack my special and take it down. I truly don’t understand these people. It’s literally behind a paywall. It only touches the people that WANT to watch it. From the bottom of my heart… suck my dick.
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First role in history casted by Twitter. Should we do it?
@ilovesebass
BASS
3 years
petition for @andrewschulz to play Waluigi in Super Mario Bros film franchise
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Let’s. Fucking. Go.
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My dad always made me wear a collared shirt at MSG. “Andrew, you must treat The Garden with respect. Only the greatest at their craft get to put their skills on display here. This is not just a building. This is a dream. A life’s work. And for that we treat it with respect.”
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They told me the Middle East is too sensitive for comedy… 🤔🤔🤔
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The GOAT doing GOAT things 🤌 @stylebender
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blogTO
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Comedian cancelled by Massey Hall sells out two Toronto shows at a bigger venue #Toronto #MasseyHall #Comedy
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Abortion. Here’s the first clip from my new special INFAMOUS! It’s available for PRE-ORDER NOW at The original streamer refused to air it without cutting several jokes. So long story short I spent my life savings and bought my special back 🤷‍♂️
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Who are Wilder’s sparring partners? We need to talk to them. Are they still alive? How often are they getting KO’d in camp? I need answers.
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Yo Ted Cruz... I get it bruh.
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My first exposure to stand up comedy was a cassette tape of Eddie Murphy’s Delirious. Now I’m in a movie with him. What a life. “You People” out now on Netflix. INDULGE!!!
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Why is anyone getting a deal? This is an easy case. Lock em all up. Also fuck this sloth faced twat. How you gonna snitch when you’re the CEO???
@nojumper
No Jumper
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Sam Bankman-Fried Girlfriend Caroline Ellison Is Cooperating With The Feds Against Him
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Dude got blindsided… Everyone gets these jokes. #TheLifeTour
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Man it hits different when you grew up looking at these. Last night my folks got to see their kid on a billboard in Times Square. I don’t care if no one is on the streets anymore bc of corona. That was a special moment for me. 12/17 #SchulzSavesAmerica @NetflixIsAJoke
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. @lexfridman working overtime on these robots bruh
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Son. Canelo threw his car keys while dodging the punch so he could counter with the right as well. Unreal.
@ShowtimeBoxing
SHOWTIME Boxing
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Heated face off here before the #CaneloPlant press conference 🤯😳 Streaming live:
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