Gambling Twitter Degen. Grinding that rent money. As seen on
@NBAonTNT
. Called “basically a card counter” by Dave Portnoy. Always need accounts.
@TheHammerHQ
The official response from
@stoolpresidente
and
@BSSportsbook
to “some guy in Michigan who’s apparently a big gambler”. Dave says he “didn’t pay much attention to it”, but has a 2 minute response already cooked up. Calls me basically a card counter 🙄🙄🗑🚮.
Saw a tweet earlier girl from Dallas thanked Messi cause she sold her ticket for tonight’s game and the resale prices were so crazy it was enough to pay for her ACL surgery.
Then he does this tonight.
Guy is like better than Jesus Christ. Jesus ain’t burying that free kick
Remember when Le’veon Bell sat out the entire year, partied and jet ski’d all season, and then the Jets actually gave him a massive FA deal which was an unmitigated disaster.
That was it for RBs. NFL said never again. He probably cost his fellow RBs like a billion dollars.
Thought Edey was getting NIL entire time figured good for him, only chance to make a bag. Then saw he was foreign and can’t get NIL felt terrible for him and what a stupid rule. Then saw he was Canadian and total 180 again, happy he got shafted and glad rule exists. Wild ride
Apparently there was a baddie at the Wales game earlier and they already found her IG. Meanwhile you lazy fuckers are hanging me out to dry with nothing. PICK IT UP. I’m trying to find genuine love.
Penn lost so much money in the branding change from Barstool to ESPN, they’ve basically increased the juice across the board and are exploiting house rules to screw bettors to try and generate more revenue.
A really, really bad look so far.
Nobody loves stealing content more than
@barstoolsports
. If you’re gonna use the exact same picture you might wanna at least crop out the “LG” logo on my TV at the bottom of it.
This is the worst trend of modern society that I can’t really explain. People cannot accept outcomes and realities that don’t fit their own narratives/wants/biases. And you can now find content that consistently reinforces whatever you want to hear/believe. No matter how absurd.
Based on the events of the last 3 years, nobody should be surprised that something like the NFL being rigged is trending
Lots of people out there doing their own research for this one
Warren Sharp one of the great con men of our era.
Probably should be in a white collar prison somewhere with the amount of people/teams/networks he’s bamboozled into thinking he’s a football/analytics/gambling genius.
Al Michaels having absolutely no idea what’s been going on for a solid 90 seconds. Dungy talking like he’s in a library during a 4 TD comeback.
Put this broadcast recording in Canton for the worst ever, truly the all time WORST I’ve ever heard to the point it’s beyond hilarious
I wish the vaccine actually did kill people so I could be dead and at peace, instead of having to read all the mind-numbingly stupid anti-vax takes from the worst people on earth every time somebody notable has a heart attack.
There’s a direct linear relationship between how much a girl older than 21 cares about her birthday, and how miserable she will make your life in a relationship.
If it’s a week before and she wants to start celebrating her “birthday week”, run for the fucking hills.
A lot of you reaching out with nice messages, saying keep your head up, asking if I’m okay.
Not I’m not okay you stupid fucks, I just lost 75 grand by 1 fucking yard.
A shameless article written by a shameless journalist who is in bed with legal books and basically a lobbyist for legalized gaming companies, to promote the “anybody can win, this could BE YOU”, false hope for the common man while ignoring the absurdity of this claim.
The NFL will deny it forever. But in retrospect the “5 minute warmup” was absolutely insane. And just confirms every negative preconceived notion about the league.
Serious Q. What happened to Romo? He was like a revolutionary new gold standard for NFL color guys 5 years ago, and now has completely fallen off a cliff. Do we need a 30 for 30 on this? Is there like any theory? I don’t think it’s just group think. He’s legit bad now.
Dumping millions in stock with classified info while lying to the American public about their safety, the people whom you were sworn to serve, should probably be treason not just insider trading.
I see a lot of people tweeting tributes about Grant Wahl which is nice but also failing to mention/include HIS BROTHER THINKS HE WAS MURDERED AND HE JUST DROPPED DEAD IN A COUNTRY KNOWN FOR DOING THAT TO ANY VOCAL OPPOSITION. Which seems like a critical piece of info.
Bought my dad (who bets $10-20 a game and hasn’t cashed a winning ticket for over $100 in his entire life) a $500 Michigan natty ticket for Christmas. Going to casino with him to cash it right now. He’s on cloud 9. Vlog to come. Hope he doesn’t have a stroke.
The guy who started the Circa Survivor pot chop agreement and got 12/13 to agree (one holds out obvi) gets knocked out the very next week with the Titans blowing a two score lead in OT to Case Keenum. Ends up with $0.
Gambling has no soul.
PEOPLE. I NEED YOUR HELP, LIKE I NEED AIR TO BREATHE. UNCLE K DOESN’T ASK FOR MUCH. I WANT THIS GEAR. LIKE/RT
- Chiefs -1
- Under 54.5
- Last play of game a QB rush -175
GET ME THE GOAT MERCH
These NFL teams dumping millions into analytics departments and QB analysis, when all that’s needed is a simple life hack.
Wait until midweek. Announce you’re benching your starting QB. Pull up odds screen. Did the line in your game move against you? No? Time to find a new QB.
So far I’ve gotten 4 separate DMs from interested people asking if the green card offer is legit.
…..all from men.
Not exactly what I had in mind when I posted that lol.
Phil Mickelson would hit his own mother with a 3 wood for an extra million. He’s got an entire life trail of being a greedy narcissist that would stab anybody in the back. Now wants the Saudi blood money. Does a few silly videos occasionally to throw people off the scent.
You’re a 5’4 fat guy who looks 50, got his ass beat on a PPV by Jersey Jerry and pays Philly transgender prostitutes to take videos with you to convince a bunch of brain dead teenage stoolies that you’re a “ladies” man.
Hear me out. What are the chances….
Joe Mazulla fired before game 3 and Brad Stevens comes down from the box and is your Celtics head coach.
You’re firing him the second they lose this series anyway, why not. PULL A PAT RILEY AGAINST RILEY. Stevens IN to save the season
Spending all day sweating college football and chugging cold brew trying not to have a stroke and grind out some profit.
Meanwhile some 12 year old is making 800% today with a crypto donkey while playing video games and whacking off.
This is why I am the way I am.
Dan Snyder buys team for $800m.
Runs team into the ground. Alienated fans. Slum Lords the stadium. Probably commits multiple white collar crimes he’s gonna get away with + entire org was rotten to the core.
Makes 5.2 bil.
What a country.
Brady gonna lead the league in yards (5000+) and TDs and finish with the same record as Rodgers. Having to deal with significantly more team injuries/chaos. And didn’t hold his team hostage threatening to quit in the offseason.
Why is Rodgers the media group think MVP again?
I give people cash for Christmas. Idgaf.
Do I want to shop? No.
Do you want something I half ass picked out that sucks, you’re probably gonna return? No.
Do the peasants in my family need money? And do I get a feeling of superiority throwing cash around to everyone? Yes.
The funny thing about anxiety is one minute your brain has convinced you you’re going to die.
20 minutes later you can be happy as a clam.
What a roller coaster way to live.
Remember it’s always only temporary friends. Don’t be afraid to ask for help.
Yup, forcing a bunch of teenagers and women in poverty to have kids they don’t want/can’t afford should be a real net positive for society. All because of a document some drunk British guys wrote 300 years ago. Makes sense.
Does it feel good to lose a +1200 money line in OT in devastating fashion? No
But am I happy for all the Colorado and Prime fans this magical Cinderella ride gets to continue? Also, no.
Good time to update my intolerable fanbases power rankings!
1) All Boston fans (WOAT, Any sport)
2) Vegas Golden Knight fans
3) Canadians (entire country)
4) People from Ohio (all teams)
5) Warriors fans
How many old fuck baseball fans are watching games on Apple TV? How many ppl under 35 are watching baseball on Friday night? Who is the target demographic for these games? My dad couldn’t figure out how to sub and stream Apple TV if his life depended on it.
Notre Dame can agree (tamper) to a deal to pay another team’s QB millions of dollars before he even hits the portal, to play for them in 2024. And do it so blatantly Leonard enters as a “no contact” (aka done deal).
But Connor Stallions paying $60 for his buddy to sit in the…
For like $300 billion they got:
A golf league nobody watches. Ronaldo to play on a team nobody’s ever heard of. And the WWE.
Who is advising these people?
Looked like Mage was bucking and going crazy during the walk up which usually means the horse is doped up and tweaking on the good stuff.
Mage to win for me.
#Analysis
Dallas fired Haralabob, made Luka happy, traded away the guy Bob brought in (Porzingis), and hired a coach he never would have signed off on (J Kidd), now they’re in the WCF. You won’t read it in the Dallas Morning News but that’s what happened.
Not sure there’s anything that drives my OCD crazier than when people flat bet amounts instead of adding in the vig (ex: betting 1.1m to win 1).
Imagine paying this out and you gotta receive 4 singles and 90 cents of change. Shoot me.
The big bets are coming in hot and heavy now at
@CircaSports
for the
#SuperBowlLVIII
The boss (
@DerekJStevens
) told us to just keep on writing. Yes sir! 🫡
$1M on the Kansas City Chiefs 👀
Were you aware
@tuckertynan1
is part of an illegal bookmaking operation? Seems like something
@OHLHockey
@OHLHoundPower
should look into. After he accepted losses from my friend of over $7500 to his cashapp and personal bank, he then refused to pay out winnings and stiffed him.
Congratulations to
@tuckertynan1
, who registered his first win as a member of
@OHLHoundPower
last Friday in Kitchener. The Illinois native posted 39 saves in the OT victory.
It’s a great time to remind everyone that McCarthy got the Dallas job in part by telling Jerry Jones he watched every snap of the Cowboys previous season and how he would change things, and it later coming out he totally made that up.
Most mass shootings don’t even get a full news cycle anymore. Don’t even text friends and family about them anymore. Don’t even click the link anymore. Numb. Apathy.
This is children so it’ll last a couple more days. Then nothing will change. Cycle continues. Just sickening.
Brady realized after FTX and his pending divorce he’s basically flat broke, needed to crank it up to guarantee least 1-2 more $15-20m years. Can’t believe I didn’t bet the avoid bankruptcy angle.
UFC gives McGregor a completely washed chump, millions of suckers buy awful PPV.
Media pushes McGregor is back narrative.
Millions more buy next fight.
Rinse. Repeat.
#SHEEP
Without gambling, bowl season would be an absolute dumpster. I couldn’t imagine watching these games “for fun”, or as a neutral. The quality of play is ATROCIOUS.
Nice job legitimizing a con artist
@darrenrovell
. Unlike your inflammatory Parlay Patz stories, this one actually directly cost people money by helping enable this clown and his Ponzi scheme.
Our friend
@JasonDRobins
got 50m in total comp in 2022. Including $1m for security (nobody knows who he is), $1m for private jets, and 131k to take his family to the Super Bowl.
While overseeing a company that lost 1.38 billion, and is losing market share by the day to FD.
For all of our country’s issues. It is not lost on me how nice it is to have my biggest stressor today being a bet on college football game im watching on my couch, and not a missile blowing up my house.
I don’t even wanna give his tweet more clout and traffic than it’s already getting, cause that’s his entire bit. But when you have to sink as low as Skip Bayless did for that take to be the “reaction hot take guy”. You just don’t have a soul anymore.
Lebron went right up in Brooks face pregame, dances in front of him.
Proceeds to throw down a hammer at 40 years old in warmups.
TKOs the Grizz’s season 10 minutes into the 1Q.
And some of you clowns still think Jordan was the GOAT cause of a self made documentary. LeGOAT
Games been on the board for 6 months with FSU as a dog the entire time, anytime you can take the worst line on earth 45 min before kickoff “for the people”, you have to do it.
Just scream IM A WINNER (repeatedly) and it makes it okay.
I can tell you without the shadow of a doubt…gambling semi-professionally for 5+ years…..
Has made me a significantly worse person. And borderline insane.
But I’m glad it’s be healthier for others.
Gambling for a living for 12.5 years hasn’t just made me see the world in a different way, it’s made me a better person. Don’t stress over what you can’t control. Focus on the process of being the person you want to be. You can’t control the externals. Focus on the internal.
The bottom line is ole CORPORATE SUIT
@stoolpresidente
and his buddy THE SHILL CAT
@BarstoolBigCat
are making money hand over fist off suckers with
@BSSportsbook
/Penn and don’t want anybody screwing it up.
Bought my dad (who bets $10-20 a game and hasn’t cashed a winning ticket for over $100 in his entire life) a $500 Michigan natty ticket for Christmas. Going to casino with him to cash it right now. He’s on cloud 9. Vlog to come. Hope he doesn’t have a stroke.