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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

A big personal announcement... we sold Motion.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

Turns out ‘Meta’ was a trademarked name and Facebook knew all along

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Whatever you do, don’t mock people for trying.

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@JoeWelstead

7 years

Aah Casey this is great @CaseyNeistat

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@JoeWelstead

4 years

100% would hire

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@JoeWelstead

1 year

if you work in marketing, you need to post about the McDonald's ad, I don't make the rules

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 months

Once again - step 1: learn to lie?

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@JoeWelstead

3 years

Elon Musk is perhaps the world maestro of gaslighting.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

So I’m a dad now 😭😭😭

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

5 years

While we worry about plastic straws, we’re perfectly content replacing our phones every year. Jack headphones are now obsolete, computers don’t last more than 36 months, and watches are considered old after 2 years So when does tech get sustainable?

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

made me smile :) @MorningBrew

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Proud AF 👇🏽

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

I love you brits, but. Why are we so bad at inviting people into our homes here? There’s a definite barrier. If you’re not a lover, family or childhood friend, likely you won’t make it into someone’s home.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

I thought we were done with ageism. I guess not :-/

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 months

Just the rock promoting his… shampoo

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

This cuts deep.

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@JoeWelstead

1 year

It’s British swimming championships right now and even as a former participant it’s so hard to find the live results page. @britishswimming this needs to be front and center on your homepage. Not a tiny link halfway down a blog post.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

@keano81 I hate everything about this

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@JoeWelstead

19 days

a CUSTOMER did this!!! 😍😍🥲🥲

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@JoeWelstead

6 years

“Please think of the environment before you make us wash your towel but we’ll continue to offer these ridiculous single use shampoo bottles” Every hotel in the world

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

8 years

Be good to people and good things will happen. 🙏

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

5 years

A few of the lies influencers use regularly 🙂 Genuinely The best My favourite Not sponsored Big Announcement I’m obsessed I’m addicted I’m so excited I’m in love I can’t wait It’s so tasty Limited availability Exclusive discount Genuinely Genuinely Genuinely Genuinely in love

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

U.K. millennials’ “once in a lifetime” events so far: - ‘08 financial crash - ‘16 Brexit - ‘20 Covid Tell me again how we’re broke because of avocado toast

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 months

TBH I was expecting kickback on this tweet but it seems Twitter has pretty universally acknowledged his dupery???

Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 months

Once again - step 1: learn to lie?

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

@VCBrags Tribe

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@JoeWelstead

3 years

There is another company “Meta PC” who mostly seem to be loving the free PR

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

PARENTS OF TWITTER I’ll be joining you in just a few weeks What should I do before then? 🤪

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

yes what I'd really like is your take on the Tiffany x Nike partnership

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

In 2022, stop saying *humbled* when you mean *proud* 🥲

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

23 days

Stop paying silly prices for electrolytes

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

MADE IT OUTSIDE

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@JoeWelstead

14 days

You're not going to believe me but this is UGC 🥲🫶🏻

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 months

Currently: Launching a brand Running a production business Moving house Moving country Being dad be nice ok? 🤪😵‍💫🤯😂

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

4 years

I wonder how many lives are being destroyed by lack of sleep due to @jockowillink And no destroying lives is not a good thing Jocko. Mood swings. Health issues. Relationships killed. Work trouble. All because a dude yells loud enough about getting up early.

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4 years

Muster 009. GO TIME.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

@TaylorHersom Our need to reduce immeasurably complex problems into one word.

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@JoeWelstead

2 months

People saying “why does it look like soap” completely miss the point of how handy it is to dispense soap from a pump 🥲 This liquid electrolyte concentrate supercharges your water, juice or even coffee into a hydration drink at the squeeze of a pump.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

@Sethrogen I want it all. Including those moves.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Here they are. My boy, my dad and my grandpa, who turns 92 today ❤️‍🩹🥲

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

28 days

Show me a bootstrapped brand with a cleaner feed, one month in 🥹

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@JoeWelstead

4 years

@swimswamnews I’ll just leave this here

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@JoeWelstead

4 years

@sharlsssssxx @benatipsosmori This sucks so bad. If you need an internship or something at any point, HMU and I can try to help.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

21 days

HOW WE ARE GROWING : - linkedin (personal) - ⁠twitter (personal) - ⁠Tiktok (personal) - ⁠IG (personal + brand) - ⁠Pinterest (brand) - email (brand) - ⁠Review sites: thingtesting, producthunt etc (brand) - ⁠Reddit (trojan horse) - ⁠Blog posts on site

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Bonus: since y’all loved the news about swimming, here’s the boy after the fact 🥲

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@JoeWelstead

1 year

@I_amMukhtar Which came first? 🤔

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Someone stop me from beginning to like him 😭🤌🏼 Gary is spot on here.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

7 years

How is Herbalife still a thing

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

First birthday as a dad 🥰😍❤️‍🩹

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@JoeWelstead

1 year

👏🏻👏🏻

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

6 years

But seriously. Why do print ads have hashtags?

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

Hosting a [sold out] event here tomorrow night 😍

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

5 years

3 years ago I was sleeping on our office floor and today we just appointed a brand manager. So where will we be 3 years from now? :-)

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

@nbminor 😂

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

13 days

Rate my cart What would you change?

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Agency folk, help me, now that my main job is running an agency, do I need some white Allbirds and a blue French workman's jacket? Or is there an updated dress code? 😜

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@JoeWelstead

1 year

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

7 years

How do you fuel your (your kid's) swimming training? Here are 7 rules I swore by to get the best out of my training

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

If you’re looking for lighthearted happy news, my boy is 5 months old today and I’m taking him swimming for the first time 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

May you find love and happiness as I have found it 🤍

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

6 years

This is great, Michael @mj88live (and @donaldgmcrae )

Michael Jamieson: ‘Swimming has a problem. Micro-dosing is a huge issue’

Michael Jamieson tells Donald McRae how he went from the high of an Olympic medal to the dark lows of depression and while that has been his biggest personal challenge he says his sport must do more...

www.theguardian.com

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

5 years

SUPER EXCITED to be launching our range of nootropics in @holland_barrett nationwide across 166 stores and online. Now if you could kindly do me a favour and make a purchase and place a review 😁

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

11 months

If Zuck was able to create a serious Twitter competitor “overnight”… Who can create a serious LinkedIn competitor?

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

Lately I’ve fallen out of love with reading founder stories, simply because they’re mostly carbon copies of each other, and full of painfully blatant survivorship bias. Not this though. This, I enjoyed greatly. Thank you and very well done @AnneBoden

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

19 days

A lot of people have told us we need to compete with Liquid IV, MNRL etc. This misses the point of Oshun. Oshun is not about limited use cases - like pre or post workout. It's about making every drop of water you drink, way more hydrating.

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@JoeWelstead

6 years

Environmental vegan wellness advocates flying across the world for luxury fitness retreats in third world countries. Surely there is some level of hypocrisy here.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

10 years

Tonight I raced vs the v best br swimmers in the world in front of my family, my team, my coach and a bonkers home crowd. Thank u Glasgow! 😍

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

29 days

Are we doing the Unsplash hack all over again? You bet we are

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

No idea why it took me 7 years to buy this high res image of me at Commonwealth Games. I LOOK SO HAPPY 🤩

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

10 years

http://t.co/TyyMW7Hqry

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

7 years

I'm a 27yo guy who'd rather spend £5 on another pot of local honey than on a pint of beer. Is something wrong with me? 😂🐝🍯💛

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

20 days

UGC like this 🥹

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@JoeWelstead

3 years

I can’t wait to meet you ❣️

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

I’m going to need a graphic designer for a project reminiscent of Liquid Death Tag your reccos 🥹👇🏽

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

Landed a new job today. March is turning into the real start of 2023 🛫

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@JoeWelstead

21 days

I don't want it, I need it

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 month

The GOAT of canned tomatoes

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

Does anyone ever think that maybe this is just… what too much choice looks like?

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1 year

When everything tries to pass the shelf test so NOTHING passes the shelf test…y’all CPG brands need to stop hiring the same designers & using the same brands for design inspo

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY loves Stanley Tucci

Anthony Teasdale

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1 year

Stanley Tucci is the best-dressed man on telly. Why? Because he dresses like the best-dressed people on earth: Italian pensioners. Here's how he does it…

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@JoeWelstead

10 months

It’s official: the uk is a living nightmare Absolute embarrassment.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 years

It's 9am and I've already used 5 one time passwords when will this madness stop

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

4 months

I can't believe this needs to be said, but ✨LinkedIn is not therapy ✨ Please stop using past trauma as your content strategy.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 months

My kid’s mum is French, we live in the UK, my mom is American, she lives in France. France, the UK and the US all have different dates for Mother’s Day 😂

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

My boy is 1 today 😊🎈

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

I love my life.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

11 months

Amen

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@JoeWelstead

14 days

Brand of the week ⁦ @thecpgguy ⁩ 🙌🏻

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

@GaReth_Rutter Thank you. Though this is the typical British thing to say. “You must come over sometime” and then 5 years go by. Rather than a solid invite. I’m not having a go lol just noticing what makes Britishness.

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@JoeWelstead

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My partner and cofounder @knowjack_ has just joined X and has 2 followers: me and an OF bot. be nice, go say hey 🤣

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

18 days

2022 👉🏼 2024 See it 👉🏼 do it

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

3 months

I want to build the most beautiful hydration brand in the world. The Aesop of electrolytes, if you like. Over 300 (!!) of you voted for the name of the brand, and I loooove it: OSHUN Now help me pick the logo. Option 1 or Option 2?? 👇🏻

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

10 years

Never have I been prouder than this moment. And I get to do it again in the final tonight!! http://t.co/Q5TwQRUkN9

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

Every DTC brand across the world rn: "right, how do we become profitable?"

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 months

SOLD OUT

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

Two years after buying Grenade for £200m (a cool 40X profits 😵) this launch suddenly makes it look like a very good deal for Mondelez. This will sell... a lot

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

10 months

Might buy LinkedIn and rebrand it O

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

4 years

Woah! Honoured to be named as one of UK’s top 100 startups! “Get acquainted with @MotionNutrition , the e-commerce nutritional supplements provider committed to both scalability and sustainability” Thanks @startupstowers #startups100

54. Motion Nutrition - Startups 100 2020 | Startups.co.uk

Get acquainted with the ecommerce nutritional supplements provider committed to both scalability and sustainability

startups.co.uk

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

1 year

My theory is a mix of social anxiety combined with a fear of being judged, which turns any mundane lunch invitation into “oh my god I need to tidy up”. We’re really missing out because of this.

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

9 months

Watched AIR recently, the movie about Nike signing Michael Jordan Something struck me hard (aside from MJ’s mom basically inventing athlete affiliate marketing) It’s… the amount of TIME they spent on an IDEA

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

10 years

Back at tollcross today taking part in #swimbritain ! @RossMurdoch_ and I are looking good I think 😂 http://t.co/Vyt4pxLbZf

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Joe Welstead 💧☀️

@JoeWelstead

2 years

How bad would it *really* be if we all just agreed to stop working in August?

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