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@Lukey67_

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celtic, guinness and horse racing

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2021
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@Lukey67_
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5 months
pisses me off people like this, “that’s what they get paid to do” clatty bastards pick up ur fucking mess
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If you leave tables like this at fast food places you’re a tramp
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3 years
“If no teacher shows up after 15 minute of the class starting ye can leave a swear down mate, its against the law for them to keep us in here.”😂😂😂
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What’s the best school rumour you’ve heard?
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2 months
holy shit
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@Lukey67_
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2 years
tyson on the packet🤣
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“Monday is the deadline.” “If he doesn’t sign the contract by Monday, [the fight] is out the window.” @Tyson_Fury issues an ultimatum to Anthony Joshua for Monday…
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2 years
this photo makes me physically sick
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2 years
I’ve actually nearly teared up seeing this, good old days
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2 years
never deleting facebook 😂😂😂
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10 months
actual tears in my eyes🤣
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2 years
not for sale just letting you know a have them👍🏻
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2 years
I’ve got 3 tickets for tomorrow’s final at the ally pally #pdc #darts #WorldChampionships2021
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2 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
the best thing to come out of the mls😂😂😂
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2 years
TV Gold.
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1 year
geography lesson from big john boshh
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@Lukey67_
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2 years
lets not forget
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@Lukey67_
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1 year
flyaway if you say anything else its wrong
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What do you call these?😂
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2 years
brilliant😂😂😂
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2 years
“If you just pause it…. thereeeee, you can see where he’s lost the plot.”
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2 years
imagine finding out your bestfriend is seeing your dad…couldn’t fucking write it. SLAG.
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2 years
one month away to the best fucking time of year🎯
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2 years
fuck me my wifes just left me after 11 beautiful years together. absolutely gutted man. WATP🇬🇧
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2 months
imagine sticking this treble on today £10 on: ross county to beat rangers 12/1 crystal palace to beat liverpool 12/1 aston villa to beat arsenal 10/1 1859/1 returns £18,590
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2 years
wit do people who don’t like sport actually dae every weekend this is boring as fuck n its no even 1 a clock
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3 years
wit the fuck is this🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
this was truly the peak of the banter years
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3 years
Prolly the sexiest munch ave ever had
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1 year
loved this nutter to absolute bits🍀
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2 years
the good old days
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3 years
Scottish people that want to see Scotland lose are very old folk and need looking it🥴🥴
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3 years
caught a belter🤣🤣🤣
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7 months
no way man😂😂😂😂
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1 year
dont get lemon bill it dont suit ya
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2 years
a wonder how they knew
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@Lukey67_
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8 months
naw yer awrite😂😂😂😂
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6 months
brilliant man😂😂😂
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@Lukey67_
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2 years
Bernabei at full time
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
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78' - Substitution for #CelticFC : 🔛 Bernabei ↩️ Abada Hat-trick hero! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🟠0⃣-8️⃣🟢 #DUFCCEL | #cinchPrem | #COYBIG 🍀
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3 months
absolute banger doing this to the homeless
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2 years
@OfficialPDC the crowd singing scotland get battered everywhere they go and the wee man hits a 9 infront of them to win it go on son🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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watched this 100 times and don’t plan on stopping🍀
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2 years
who the fuck is sticking 80 buck on ccv to score anytime
@PadraigBrigada
Ste-Rex
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The Brigada Bhoys took the bookie STE-REX
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2 years
2.99… a have no words
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3 months
mugabi hitting the griddy it ibrox😭😭😭
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6 months
pre xmas snack before dinner later on
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@PopBase
Pop Base
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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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4 months
the job:
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1 year
“YE NEVER SAYS NO GRAVY”😂😂😂😂
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7 months
the best thing you’ll watch today😂😂
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3 years
absolutely brilliant man @siferry8 ange actually buckelt for a solid minute laughing at slaney’s da😂😂😂😂😂
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2 months
listen to his mrs in the background to the wain “dont even think about singing that”😂😂😂😂 brilliant wee man love it
@IrishPropaganda
IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️
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James McClean and his lovely family being adored by the Wrexham fans The Wrexham fans singing “And he hates the f******* King” and Jimmy Mac absolutely loving it What a man 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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2 years
this will haunt me for the next 2 weeks
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6 months
celtic in europe is worse to watch than abby taylor brannigans what i eat in a day tiktoks
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6 months
see when ur in the motor and u flash somedy to let them go and ye dont even get a thanks a could actual ram ma motor inty them ungrateful bams😂😂😂😂 ragin man
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7 months
i’ll just leave this here then..
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@Rangers_Spares_
Rangers Spares
7 months
Copenhagen (€66m) beating Man Utd (€877m) Shakhtar (€106m) beating Barcelona (€862m) That’s from this season alone. Just excuse after excuse instead of just admitting Celtic are shit and get found out season after season in Europe
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4 months
“so basically he sings about kyogo and yabada absolutely steamin and doesn’t spill one bit of his pint its incredible”
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4 months
choose ur fighter
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5 months
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
always makes me giggle
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2 years
I’ll say it since nobody else will, Kyogo has been fucking awful
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2 years
wee bottle a md getting his hole yas
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2 years
Favourite game that doesn’t involve your team? I’ll start😎
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2 years
Fuck me my wifes just left me after 11 beautiful years together. Absolutely gutted man. WATP🇬🇧
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2 years
fucking hell😂😂😂😂
@dubslife1
Dubs life
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2 years
didn’t you lose the first trophy available this season? Oh.
@Joshua__1872
josh
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Were winning it all
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8 months
memories on snapchat reminding me of the best boozer in town
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3 months
when ange walked round hampden park on cup final day and everyone knew he was away
@F3ARL3SSTV
౨ৎ tess⸆⸉
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her friends are so strong i’d have to laugh at her because why is your reaction to taylor swift playing exile the same as me finding out my dad died
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😂😂😂😂
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@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
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Game off ❌ After a second pitch inspection, Dundee v Rangers at Dens Park is off. #BBCFootball
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2 years
1 year ago the day only the best tims know this pain
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2 years
sensational
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aw wit man🤣🤣🤣
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@Clyde1News
Clyde 1 News
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BREAKING: The Queen is under medical supervision at Balmoral after doctors became concerned for her health, Buckingham Palace has said
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its the best 2 and half weeks of my life, love how everyone who doesnt watch darts the rest of the year tunes in away because its mandatory to watch over xmas n new year
@paddypower
Paddy Power
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Just over 3 weeks until the Paddy Power World Darts Championship begins. Any excuse to get in the mood...
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3 years
guys whipped out a half pint of semi skimmed at room temperature get me out of here
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2 years
3 hours apart😭😭😭
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@OddsOnFPL
Paddy
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Whats a video that lives rent-free in your head?
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2 years
imagine you’re getting a heavy doo’in and somedy oil checks you🤣🤣
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we shall not be moved💚🍀
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1 year
all for the sum of £21
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tavernier hearing maeda is fit for saturday:
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2 years
cant stop thinking abt you
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2 years
jesus
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seriously but how do rangers fans not get embarrassed by this ? maybe looking back now they do because its a brassneck
@CelticF1rst
Celtic F1rst
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The lap of 'honour'. The fist pumps. The chest-beating. Clement celebrated a 3-3 draw. In his own stadium. With no away fans. That was the moment the title was over. He's a bigger spoofer than Beale.
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WE GOT RID OF JENZ FOR KOBAYASHI LET THAT SINK IN…
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Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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🗣️ "My wife said to me last time, 'Can you imagine coming back to Celtic one time? Please!'" 🚨🍀 EXCLUSIVE! Moritz Jenz would 'never say no' to Celtic as defender reveals Parkhead return dream | @rmcd93 📎
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10 years without a home win and you have guys like this negative as fuck, a celtic team with a good few injuries getting a brilliant result against a top team in europe, we don’t need knobs like this in our support
@CelticFanGroup
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What is this hype? Why are we celebrating like we’ve won the group?
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1 year
brilliant🍀
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the correct answer.
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@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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miss u
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3 years
“Boaby! Have the McGills been in?”
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8 months
love it man keep hurting and be grateful ur watching the champions😎🍀🤣
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2 years
ntcham under ange woulda been different gravy
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2 months
fuckin brilliant this always makes me howl😂😂😂
@ladbible
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Pubs, bars, and restaurants in the UK reopened their outdoor spaces three years ago today And it gave birth to this beauty 😂
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this seasons tops a belter man best we’ve seen in years🍀
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1 year
HAHAHAHAHA forgot about this🤣
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sign the contract.
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2 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@DumGallTrueBlue
Dumfries & Galloway True Blues
2 years
He's our centre-half, he's our number six. Watch him defend, one of our first picks, He sprays the ball, calm as you like, He's Connor Goldson, better than Van Dijk.
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0-0 at dingwall today with 10 mins to go:
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@AaronFraser37
Aaron Fraser
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Craig Gordon’s wife gave birth to a baby boy before tonight’s Scotland game. He decided to play anyway, pulling off some incredible saves to help secure a vital win for his country against the Republic of Ireland. Scotland’s. Number. One. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
This tune doesny get the credit it deserves
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7 months
hi kris, you needing picking up in the morning pal??😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Royal sympathisers are weird as fuck
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2 years
cooking dot cottons lung
@melizzalol
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made dinner!
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