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The Joe Clair Live Show Your Favorite Comedian's Favorite Comedian/ #DMV Realtor/ Savage Music Producer

D.C./ MD/VA
Joined April 2009
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 months
Blacked out last night. Dehydrated and down bad. I’m home safe and sound recovering and resting. See y’all soon.
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@JoeClair
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6 years
The adult in the room is usually the one actually trying to cure the disease and not just the symptom. Do you @AprilDRyan ! You make me proud to be an American!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
2 months
When you have comedian friends that don’t GAF!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
Chance the Rapper Freestyles About Girlfriend for #SoGoneChallenge
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
Just wanted to put my family on blast this morning! #Legacy #BlackFamiliesMatter
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@JoeClair
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1 year
I from a joint I made in 2018
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 months
It’s my birthday!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
9 years
10,000 Strong Peacefully Protest In Downtown Baltimore, Media Only Reports The Violence & Arr… http://t.co/Jvwah85DLU #BaltimoreRiots
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9 years
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
It’s on and poppin’ DMV! Tune in at 3pm when @MarinaMarraco and I hold it down in the #DMVZone on @Fox5DC
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
It’s been an honor and a pleasure.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
'All Eyez On Me' Trailer Released on Tupac’s Birthday (Watch)
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Caught up with the good brothers tonight!!! @BillBellamy you a fkn fool!!! #RoyalComedyTour
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
I don’t want to watch that body-cam footage.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
MD Governor Wes Moore is live on #DMVZone today. Anything y’all want me to ask him?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Is there ANY part of the area that don’t smell like bud? Had my window down in CHEVY CHASE and somebody was ZA’d out!!! 😂😂
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Your criticism of me doesn’t belong to me. That’s yours and you can have it alll to yourself. Your welcome.
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@JoeClair
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1 year
Sibling?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Who did this?😂😂😂😂
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
When your soul is happy you find it very easy to be happy for others.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
My mother never spoke ill of my father after their divorce and I swear that made me and my siblings 10 times stronger. Because we got his best parts and found out about the “bad” parts when we were grown enough to know that nobody’s perfect.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 month
Its happening!!! #Eclipse2924
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
#TBT man I been doin’ me for a long time! S/O the king @Nas and #RapCity family worldwide!!!!! This clip is from twenty years ago!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
I need somebody from the Capitol police, the park police, the secret service, MPD, transit police, Amtrak police or any law enforcement agency to call into my show tomorrow morning. We got questions!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Take the steps necessary to love your life.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 months
Fellas, ever sneak off and eat breakfast w/o the wife and kids?…..
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
S/O to all the parents that snuck out and ate some good shit all by they self in the car!! I had a bomb ass BBQ Salmon BLT w/ onions and Mayo aaaaaaaand some hot ass fries aaaaaand a big ass all-the-flavors-mixed soda! Kids ate PB&J at the crib on bread they hate!😂😂😂
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
@RealDLHughley spit that truth!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
My Mom’s been fighting since last year! She’s 81 and refuses to let it beat her!! #FuckCancer
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
This year I submit. I will follow the divine rules that govern my health and wellness a bit more closely. I’ll letchall how it turns out this time next year.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
WATCH TIL THE END! I LOVE MY LIFE! Thanks @MarinaMarraco
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1 year
Still on my grind from ‘93 ….S/O to my friends and colleagues @Fox5DC
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Thanks God.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
some people really do find contempt for you because you went and chased your dreams.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
This Daddy Daughter hair struggle is sooo real!!! S/O @MatthewACherry and @HairLoveShort for the #Oscar win!
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Joe Clair
1 year
Boston, see y’all in a few!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
Retweeted xoNecole ( @xonecole ): Did she pull out an ipad?! #TheWiz in 2015 people!!!
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1 year
Big shout out to visionaries who don’t allow the blind that surround them to diminish the vision.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
What’s your number?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Yall remember the day we found out that #DMVZone was number 1!!!! Tune in Mon-Fri @3pm
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Headed to Suitland HS for the first day of school. Tune into @WPGC #JoeClairMorningShow @SunniAndTheCity @GuyLambertNews @EDDIECOMEDIAN
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
I’m no longer on the air but I’m passionate about bringing this to fruition. Use part of the proceeds to help organizations that help others. Whatchall think?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
Retweeted The Source Magazine ( @TheSource ): Paul Ryan sittin' there like.. #SOTU
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@JoeClair
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8 years
Retweeted Kriston Patrick ( @KPBurroughs ): I feel extra black watching #TheWiz #BlackExcellence
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
No N*t November getting the best of everybody! 😳
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
This @ChickfilA -vs- @PopeyesChicken thing is wild ‘cause Popeyes ain’t have to go this hard!!😂😂😂 got me wondering what @Wendys thinks!!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 months
My son got straight A’s and made it on the barbershop flier.!! (That’s the equivalent of the poster these days) #BlackExcellence
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
Life is short. What you waitin’ fo’? DO IT!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
Good Morning! Start your day off with the #GOGOMixAt6 on #JoeClairMorningShow @WPGC
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Just think, people be waking up just to be negative all day long and then go back to sleep. Thanks for not making me one of those people GOD.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Are you ready for the new year? Nah, like for real?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
If negativity is the first thing you post in the morning your sex game trash and your muvah caint cook. Namaste.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
Boom FUDDRUCKERS IT IS!!!! #HBCUMade
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
I wish the loudmouth people who ain’t never done sht could hear how they sound to people who actually do sht!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Oooooohh Baby!!!!
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1 year
Congratulations to @fox5dc for achieving number one Newscasts across the board. What a huge accomplishment. #highfive @MarinaMarraco @JoeClair #dmvzone
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
How you gonna act when hip hop icons Grandmaster Caz and Mele Mel ( @GrandMasterCaz & @GrandmasterMel5 ) fall @through your comedy show? You gonna turn groupie just like I did!!!😂😂😂
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
2 years
Thanksgiving is cool, but I got up early to bake this from scratch for my daughter’s 12th birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIA!!! I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!! #FunfettiFromScratch
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@JoeClair
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2 months
Comedy & Rap
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
6 years
The squad is on with @Fox5DCAllison @WisdomFOX5 & @MaureenUmehFox5 in 10 mins. Tune in!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
Foreal y’all?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
6 years
Happy Father’s Day. If you and your kids are separated today I pray your heart is with them and and their’s with you. Be well. Namaste.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
7 years
This shit feel like election night all over again!!!!
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4 years
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1 year
Them: Joe where you been, we ain’t seen ya? Me: Over here trynna raise children who will be the ones in the video helping the situation instead of being the cornballs recording it.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
When I start a new endeavor and they tell me I caint do it!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
9 years
I'm on with @ActionBronson right now. It feels like RapCity all over again! @WPGC he's at the Filmore tonight! #JoeClairMorningShow
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
😂😂😂😂! Slim wild AF! *scuse my language this morning
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
That wasn’t no regular fly that was a
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
It started in the ‘80’s and the National Night Out continues to bring the community and police together to take back out streets. S/O @SunniAndTheCity @GuyLambertNews @Betta_Mo @MissDCUSA for supporting the movement!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Back at it. DC Dept. Of a Corrections. Doing my part! Do yours!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Salute @wale ! Thanks for stopping through this morning. Speaking power to the creatives who want this life.... it AINT EASY! #DMV make sure we continue to hold our brother down!!!!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
2 years
You’s a paper chaser….
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
My marriage is in danger because my wife just told me she has never watched “Do The Right Thing”!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
I love when things like this happen in my life!! Thanks GOD.
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4 years
😂😂
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
The Best Date Night In The DMV!! 1year Anniversary!!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
I remember this one time I almost listened to a fool who told me to stop with the comedy and everything and cop a real gig. 😂😂😂 ni**a please!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Whole ass electric slide in the @kencen w/ @AmandaSeales ! You did that sis!!!!! Your show is bomb AF!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
I was talking to somebody yesterday and I swear I smellt the moment the COvid left they body trynna get me.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
7 years
from @realdlhughley ---😂😂😂 @ The Capitol, Washington D.C.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
I be hoping people who don’t pause their phone conversation when they get up to the cashier get alll the wrong change and fkd orders in the world. #rude #getchoassoffdaphone
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
@OmariJHardy Dafuq you been eating? Meet me at @HoraceAndDickie for that Whiting and shrimp combo, potato salad, greens, wheat bread and large half and half (we don’t call it Arnold Palmer here). Then lemme bring you one of these #GoodAsCakeCo pound cakes.
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
3 years
Don’t gotta do the morning show no mo so I be owt!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Good morning #DMV Giggity!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
4 years
Dead beat Dad’s suck ass!!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
6 years
Walk it like you talk it!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
6 months
Riding past over priced fast-food to get home to the bomb ass food you made at home for 1/4 the price feel like such a flex!!!!
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Joe Clair
4 years
Sick of this sht!!!!!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Are y’all listening to this #WTFridayMix with @DJDubWise202 on @WPGC !!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
📷 darkchocolate-creature: No excuses people!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
11 months
How much time will you spend arguing with people you don’t know in the comment section today?
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
1 year
I apologize if it seems I’m ignoring you I just can’t hear that frequency your on. Please oscillate higher or have patience ‘til I come back down. Namaste.
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1 year
The devil goin at my head everyday, I must be bout to breakthrough!!!
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
8 years
Chris Brown Wins Big in Custody Battle
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
7 years
@wyclef is here doing push ups #joeclairmorningshow @ WPGC 95.5
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Joe Clair
1 year
From my 2018 EP. Available on all @platforms .
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8 years
WPGC at the 2016 BET Awards
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@JoeClair
Joe Clair
5 years
Your community needs you! All the tweets and memes ain’t doin’ shit! Take action and do something in your community TODAY!
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