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웃immy 웃azz

@JimmyJazzEsq

2 months

Give your lugs a treat 🌞😎

14. Summer

14. Summer · Playlist · 87 songs · 14 likes

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2 years

Lest we forget

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Italian police football raids V Scottish police football raids

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Me at that Salt Bae's gaff:

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4 years

Anyone else feel like they're just going through the motions? Just existing. Work, eat, sleep & go again without anything to look forward to? Neither up nor down, not struggling, just need a good blowout at a gig or a holiday. 6 more months of this over winter will break folk.

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@DavidCallaghan @fourfoot

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Settled for the Caroline Aherne stuff on BBC2. What a talent. The real Queen.

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Vax on? Vax off?

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In Uruguay, it is traditional to set fire to iconic buildings in your own city when your club wins the league.

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4 years

I see Stewart Lee has twisted some right-wing knickers. I wonder why.

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@Skye_Lloyd @2701SBA

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Been a little stressed at work lately. A colleague suggested letting pets sleep on the bed helps so I tried it last night. Had a great kip, as fresh as a daisy. My 3 goldfish are dead and bed is soaking though. Fish tank for sale.

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2 years

Billy Connolly is trending. Thankfully he's still with us. Any excuse...

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7 months

Holy fuck!

👑 Kitkingdom

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7 months

Not long now until we see the adidas x Manchester United x Stones Roses collab, rumoured to be Jan 2024 & it just makes sense. Fools Gold or Adored?

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They've saved my fingers. Held together with wires etc. I'm still out of it. Ta for all the best wishes everyone. Protect the NHS at all costs ✊🏼

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3 years

Harry Maguire's only silverware since leaving Leicester is a pair of handcuffs.

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@jane_turner12 @poppieplatt

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Shaun Lintern

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2 years

So. Who do you WANT as health secretary?

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I see Gary Neville is twisting all the right knickers. I don't agree with everything he and Lineker tweet but it's quite something to see all the GBeebies free speech champions insisting football pundits shouldn't be allowed to have personal opinons.

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@RealBobMortimer

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3 years

There are 2 types of people in this world. People who support this man completely and bad Tory grasses.

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System of A Clown

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3 years

What’s this band called

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2 years

Ah fuck. I hope he's at peace but this has booted me straight in the feels. A better man you're unlikely to ever meet. The notion that people who fight life debilitating diseases are brave is nonsense but you'll struggle to encounter a braver man. RIP Doddie Weir.

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Scotland legend Doddie Weir dies after MND battle. Rest in peace, Doddie.

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3 years

My mum died at 0140. Slept through calls. I'm lost.

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3 years

What's your favourite graffiti / urban poetry?

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@LiamB67_ @RangersFC @ChampionsLeague Thanks for watching us tonight, Liam 💙

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Is it poor form to hand your week's notice in at 1655 on a Friday when you've got next week off? Is it fuck. Cheers!

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4 years

Imagine thinking the Chinese are smart enough to develop a virus and use it to shut down the entire world but stupid enough to leave some clues for Gary and Karen on Facebook to find.

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3 years

I've been angry as fuck at the world for too long now. Allowed myself a free pass for a bit since mum died. Free pass ends today. There isn't a switch but it's draining & concentrating on nice things can't hurt. I'm not going to feel guilty laughing either. The smile is back.

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3 years

Bryson DeChambeau sounds like an snide cognac from Aldi.

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I buried my mum on Monday. The hardest thing I've ever done. There's just a massive hole. Been to the cemetery this morning for some quiet time with Grace.

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2 years

That Kate Garraway is every bit as hateful as Morgan or Madeley. Toxic, backwards fuckwittery piped into peoples homes daily masquerading as news. The Tories couldn't get away with it without the likes of these.

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Getting ready to go for an interview at 1300 and get a call offering me the job I've been after for 3 months 👍Going for a pint instead

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4 years

My kid sister has had the year from hell. Lost their kid, diagnosed bipolar, tried to take her life several times. We've just been for a 2 hour walk together having not seen each other for 3 months & she handed me a wedding invitation. Bottle it. Today is a good day 💙

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It would be great if Mark Radcliffe dropped Beastie Boys - Sabotage, uttered "fuck this shite, I've had enough" and walked out. I'll hawd my wheesht about the rest of it but fucking with BBC Four & 6music is taking piss. Thou shall comply.

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@BorisJohnson

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My mum's birthday today. She would have been 61. Except she isn't. I've deliberately kept busy, working overtime thinking I'd sit for a quiet half hour with photos later but it hit me like a brick last couple hours. I'm fine but I really could do without greeting at work.

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I've had an accident at work. Gust of wind blew fire door closed on my fingers, it wouldn't open again. About to go into theatre to try and save 2 fingers. On the plus side, mmm, morphine.

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Gareth Southgate is an awfy sound man, Isn't he? A leader. Cuts through all the shite and gets to the root of it.

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Gareth Southgate: 'Sanctions are worthless if there is nothing alongside that to help educate people. I’m not sitting here just criticising what’s happened tonight. We have the same issue in our country, we’re not free of it'

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My mum was rushed into hospital late last night with what we now know was a minor stroke. The 2 25 year old paramedics who spent an hour checking her in her bed, reassuring her, making her comfy are bloody heroes. So calm, so measured in very difficult circumstances. 💙 the #NHS

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Still the greatest football phone-in call of all time...

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@ScotRail announcer/driver man there: "I'd like to apologise to everyone for the sharp breaking there, we nearly had venison for breakfast" 😂👏

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#WilderFury

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If George Orwell were alive today, he'd have a restraining order against James Melville.

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My kid sister gave birth to a healthy baby boy yesterday after years of struggling to conceive. I can't keep the big gormless smile off my face 😁🥰

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2 years

Roses are red Valentine's day is the pits

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@bashy_mc Council Canelo. He took a few digs and just ploughed on.

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Handed in my notice this week. Just had confirmation I don't need to work my notice and I'm getting paid.

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4 years

We've now got the biggest death toll in Europe, we've never really been in lockdown, Johnson has gone missing again yet folk are desperate for their kids to go back to school, for football to return & believe the govt doing their best. I don't understand the British public.

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7 years

Guessing this had been done

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5 years

Was there in freebie Corporate box with the bank I worked with. 8 suits, mainly rugby divs and me and my mate. The rugby suits didn't even flinch when he hit this. Me and my mate were necking fine wine from the bottle and knocking tables over.

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On this day in 2002 Zinedine Zidane scored THE perfect volley. In the Champions League Final. In a kit with no sponsor. Wearing the adidas Predator Mania. Pretty good day at the office.

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"Now we go live to Manchester Airport"

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Sheffield United's defence:

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9 1/2 wks on, I've just had the okay from my hand surgeon to return to work on light duties, phased return, in 2 weeks. Weekly physio for next 8 wks then hopefully see surgeon for final time. After fearing losing them, I'll take this. Protect the NHS from Tories at all costs! ✊

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6 years

Mad how folk talk about footballers being thick but no-one every criticised Stephen Hawking for being shit at football.

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4 years

Fair fucks to West Brom. Even I'm not surprised they did that though. If little old me knows their history of excellent black players, how TF can a season ticket holder not? How can they worship black footballers but think black people they don't know are inferior to them?

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Gran passed away peacefully in the night. We got the call on Thurs saying it was a matter of hours so it's not a shock. She's had an awful year health wise so we're glad she's at peace now. 89 is a fair knock. The strongest woman I've known. Agnes 'Nessie' Kennedy. RIP gran 💙

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I see the 'my club's owners have apologised better than your owners have' nause off has begun.

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4 years

Good morning

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5 years

He's long since blocked me but some of my Man City pals might want to bring this to the attention of Miguel Delaney.

Evening Standard and Independent could face inquiry over Saudi funds

Culture secretary will decide this month whether regulators should look into deal

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That Grenfell Tower thing is the single worst thing I've ever seen on the internet. Why must people be cunts?

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Yuri Gagarin died on 27 March 1968. Humans have lost their fucking minds!

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Attention seeking

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Came of my meds a few weeks ago cos I was feeling great. Stupid decision. The anxiety is crushing me. Time for another extended break from here. I will get back on that bike. Mad how others listen to your wise words but you don't, eh? Be cool everyone ✊

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How is this website still free?

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Yes lads. YES! Ordered.

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@themichaelowen You also got ridiculed for this. Enough said.

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My head has just fallen clean off.

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@matthewlesh @RMTunion

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7 years

Colo Colo players walk put with dogs that are up for adoption. Hope this catches on

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Sorry @grippertake68

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@jslovechild Netherdale, Galashiels.

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Happy birthday to me #thegraft

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@MonaHelluvaLott @PandaGothEyes There's a whole pornhub category dedicated to that carry-on

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I made the mistake of looking at the hashtag for poor Archie Battersby on here. A bin fire of awful takes. There's a reason doctors & judges are trained to decide these things & Joe or Jane Bloggs don't get to decide. I wouldn't bother looking if I were you. Rest in peace, kid.

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My kid sister got a new dug 😍

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While everyone is talking about mental health, let's not ignore the impact of misusing alcohol and cocaine. Had another mate lose everything he holds dear this week.

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#banter

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One of the worst things to come out of Covid was it gave alt right cranks like this prick a platform. First Brexit. Then Covid denial. Now an expert on everything & a full on conspiracy theorist. Every town has these sort of know-all pub landlords.

Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧

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The Rhodes fire will end up being treated as arson, yet the World right now will bang on about climate change, climate change, climate change, just to scare everyone. I tweeted about this earlier in the year, it’s an agenda.

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Johnny Evans:

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Just popping on to wish everyone a Happy Christmas. Been struggling like fuck, back in the depths, taking some much needed time off here to get my head sorted. Ta for all the shouts & sorry to any I haven't got back to. Give a quiet pal a shout 💙

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@NaughtyNooNoo89 @linda_whyman @Beth_lj @stuart180 @krishgm You are all aware Corbyn spent 3 hours with veterans this morning? 3 hours more than May did.

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Frank Lampard

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Grealish’s kid brother was 9 months old when he died? 😫 I hope the cunt who posted that gets a bigger shoeing than the prick who punched him ever does.

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Logging off here for a few days. Have a great one when it comes everyone. A wee reminder that for loads of folk this isn't a happy time of year for all sorts of reasons. A get through it couple of days. Give a quiet pal a shout before you get on it if you can. ✌️

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Get it done tonight, Wigan, whatever it takes. Football Twitter is about taking the piss but there are so many good Wigan sorts on here. Fuck the EFL.

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@the_itch1980 “he isn’t a real supporter” From a tv presenter and 2 ex players who’ve never paid to get into a game in their lives.

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