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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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5 months

Reminding you again that your biggest enemies are not the fat, retarded, infertile demon worshipers but the fit, loving, conservative cops and feds who will shoot your dog and lock you away because a fat, retarded, infertile demon worshiper told them to

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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finished my ideal balkanized USA map

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Flights should be chaotic, preachers wandering the aisles speaking in tongues soliciting donations, everyone brought something to sell or trade, there are goats stabled by the restrooms, betting on an amateur boxing match in first class, allow kids in the cockpit again

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I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?

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Jew goes to his rabbi, "Rabbi, terrible news, my son went on a trip and came home a Christian." Rabbi says "funny you should say that, my son also went on a trip and came home a Christian." they turn to prayer. the voice of G-d resonates from the sky "Funny you should say that

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CS Lewis in Narnia: "Vice turns you into a monster but painful repentance heals" CS Lewis in Space Trilogy: "Scientists and journalists need to be killed"

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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Man it's just crazy that a tribe of Indo-Europeans moved south and established a Plato's Republic-style biological caste system and they're just over there, still, doing their sci-fi society thing and nobody's been able to stop it

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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>teachers use zoom to take away snow days >God restores snow days with widespread power outages checkmate atheists

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indian massacre wikipedia articles are all "The peaceful natives were angered by the fraudulent purchase of their ancestral land and were forced to scalp old women and tomahawk babies"

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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10 months

If there's any religion that completely agrees on the meaning and nuances of their sacred texts it's Judaism

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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11 months

A "conservative" is someone who wants to turn back the clock to 2015, a "reactionary" is someone who wants to turn back the clock to 2010

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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astonished to learn this was not made by qtards but by The Atlantic for an article praising the deep state

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Everyone in the past lived in cramped one room houses and drank hard liquor because the water was bad and got married at 11 and died of old age at 23.5 and ran daily risk of a noble disemboweling them for fun and ate translucently thin bread slices and were very diverse actually

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FYI, "biblical sex" is with your parents in the room. And your kids. Multiple generations in a household, usually one or two rooms. There's a lot of history we just let roll off the table when we're exegeting passages to arrive at a sexual ethic that is familiar to use.

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Zero HP Lovecraft 🦅🐍

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you do not want a "based" gf, you want a gf who is radically indifferent to politics, and has never heard of any of the things we talk about online, and who has no social media accounts whatsoever

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2 years

this will be recalled as a Rubicon tweet, a symbol of the inexorable shift that could no longer be stopped

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2 years

Can I, uh, get... uh... Victorian catgirl with huge knockers? Machine spirit: Can do, boss!

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2 years

don't call it "dating" if you're shacked up and having sex that's not going on dates it's living in sin you're not "going out" you're going to hell

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Propaganda about staying childless to save the environment is meant to make sure you're not invested in the future enough to ask what they're really doing to it

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"u can watch movies on ur phone in 2021" "oh cool. have you gone to mars?" "..." "fusion power?" "..." "..." "..." "...are the movies good?" "no"

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Imagine explaining the sentence "you can watch movies on your smartphone" to someone 20 years ago

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@benedict_rs unlike what right-wing conspiracy theories would have you believe, there are chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay

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1 year

head-scratcher resolved 1. Chinese had magnetic compass long before Europe (anti-racist talking point somehow) 2. Chinese used extremely cool yet ineffective "south-pointing chariot" for navigation turns out they just used the compass for feng shui for 2000 years

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If marriages can be ended by the initiative and with the consent of just one party, we should be able to enter them in the same way.

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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2 years

Assume those 11 Nazis, 10 of them new Nazis, each leave the table and sit with another group of 10 people who were not Nazis, making them Nazis. How many permutations are required to make the entire world Nazi? Assume the entire world population is sitting in this biergarten.

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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so Dune was inspired by Frank Herbert observing desertification in PNW, it's about ecology, common factoid, also it's about a desert planet dominated by ridiculously energetic apex predators barfing prophecy cinnamon with no apparent ecosystem beneath them

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Fantasy novel covers before 2000 Fantasy novel covers after 2000

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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gay marriage was defeated in every referendum America held on it, even in California. The courts enforced it against the will of the people. The only political consequences were for people in the majority who opposed it, which goes to show how much popularity matters.

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in fact right wingers use advanced critical technique to discover the perennial themes invariably contained in text and subtext despite the creators' inept attempts to hide them

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lmao at WW2 apologists trying to justify it through consequences, "it was OK to saturation bomb cities because it saved europe from people who thought the ends justify the means"

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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7 months

None of you are prepared for how personally unpleasant the American Caesar is going to be

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he literally got so angry over this dinner that he moved to another state, got into the Senate, and tried to impeach Trump twice

Mitt Romney

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My statement on today’s impeachment vote:

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Male friendship is the most powerful force in the universe

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LMAO Ben Garrison's eulogy for Kissinger is hilarious 💀

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nah pandering to whites picks up Hispanics better than pandering to Hispanics

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I was forced to pick a side by Kiev being objectively the more aesthetic spelling

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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What puts me in awe of the thought of repatriating the illegals is what it would do *to Mexico.* 20-40M people, over a few years, returning, buying homes, getting jobs, starting businesses, prices of food and housing skyrocket, cost of labor plummets, deflation

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Muslims invaded, got sorted into Gryffindor, life went on

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8 months

Western liberals should be watching this, crying, throwing up, that history is back, this should be 24/7 on airport TVs, they should be wondering if it could happen to them (it could, or to us, the future is a foreign country)

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Ethnic cleansing in 4k drone footage, in the Council of Europe, happening in real time.

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Paleoconservatism

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Paleoconservatism

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-not fat -not crazy -can be convinced to live goblinmode with you in abandoned buildings no woman has all 3 you must pick 2

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The discovery that getting computers to recognize simple details in images is incredibly difficult and requires office blocks of computing power should have kicked off a philosophical and aesthetic revolution, should have shaken the foundations of perception

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going back in time to 2005 to tell free software enthusiasts that open source tech becomes free R&D for megacorps, google becomes a branch of the NSA, the new generation doesn't know what CLI is and popups are mandated by law, not to change anything just to be mean-spirited

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Prom used to be a way to prepare kids for formal events, now it's the last formal event in most people's lives

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@icze4lionV2 soothes any guilt I would have had about piracy

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white boy summer

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Morally deficient people love to cling to things like opposition to slavery, "at least I'm not a nazi," etc. well guess what there's currently no temptation to keep slaves, you're not building virtue at all

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Point not being the Chinese are particularly bad at innovation, just that innovation and horizontal knowledge transfer are rare. Perfectly normal for geomancers to know exactly where north is to set up a house while generals use Rube Goldberg machines to march armies.

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dudes who were ritalin monsters till their early 20s but blew all their opportunity and are unemployable autodidacts are the most powerful race

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They've been infertile for a long time, why are they still around? Because fit, loving, conservative cops and feds and lawyers and plumbers send their kids to indoctrination center led by retarded demon worshiper and will only riot if the school closes

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RW twitter when you're not enthusiastic about Hitler

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1 year

wow this really says a lot about democracy

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11 months

if you want to turn it back farther the word is "daydreamer" and God is on your side

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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2 years

@uncle_deluge right, they're repairing the fort and they need it back

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Jesse Abraham Lucas 🌇

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9 months

my life would be, conservatively, 500% more productive if I could call a girl on the phone every week and tell her how things are going and listen to her for a bit

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"this show created by 100% ethnic Japanese elegantly pushed social issues and was fun at the same time, it was recreated by a diverse team of global corporate types who made a dull show that tried not to offend corporations, obviously they should have been more diverse"

Jen Bartel

@heyjenbartel

2 years

Wow uh I did not expect this thread to get this much attention. I’m trying to catch up on responses rn but it’s clear to me that one major cause of Netflix Bebop’s issues was a lack of diversity in the writer’s room and at management levels, especially in terms of economic class.

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@BartemyS @bigdave2022 they must have drove themselves to Indiana to get them

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3 years

reading the available hits thinking about the unavailable hits

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4 years

we are in a civilization-wide ho surplus/housewife shortage, not sustainable in the least

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to our everlasting shame

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@emptorpreempted

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@caitoz If not for the U.S., China would be a Japanese province.

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ah, a woman tried to escape and they force fed her her own fingers. a man tried to escape and they cut him open and kindled a fire in him. getting a sense this was business as usual. interesting perspective on the fate of the red man for sure.

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You couldn't lie and make him more relatable

💫TARDMAXXING Your Timeline 💫

@htmlmencken

5 months

Here's the cite. Authors are frothing with hatemaxxing intensity here, but it's hard to make this stuff sound bad no matter how much they try. Sorry, but it's funny and even kind of sweet

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If the fit men with guns in charge of enforcing the edicts of the demon worshipers decided not to, they wouldn't have any power, but they wake up every morning and read your GCs instead of busting child prostitution rings because they're loyal and follow orders.

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replace industrial corn with vast sugar maple forests, solve every problem at a stroke. Healthier sugar for your snacks, pulls all that carbon out of the air, shifts North America's albedo, alters rain patterns, cools the climate so they can produce more syrup.

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Please show scientific papers with your name on them

DickensFenster

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@AdvanceHumanism I've often said that, if not for religion and conservatives, we might have had warp drive by now.

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And these returnees, they're used to streets being clean, to cops not taking bribes, to traffic being a non-contact sport, they're used to American ways of doing business - all of Mexican history would be before and after the Return.

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This sort of thing is going on in our society as well, I would imagine even more so with the multiplication of both knowledge and domains.

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I feel bad for the people who advanced in a field because they were good at school rather than any deep understanding of the field itself and now must support their pride as expert professionals on pure assertion and credential, they were led out on a limb

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What would your job be in the idyllic Ghibli town?

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wild times -Angry colonists drop rotting massacre victims on legislature's porch to protest Pennsylvania Quaker pacifism -Ben Franklin personally organizes an army -Iroquois help to defuse the situation by calling the Lenape "the women" in relationship

Penn's Creek massacre - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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the state of Utah has enough musical skill and talent to kick off a renaissance but they use it to make acapella covers of disney songs instead

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oh your language has a million words for snow how cute my language has words for throwing people out windows, putting holes in their skulls while they're still alive, and for the castrated forms of goats, bulls, chickens, horses, and humans

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Comic artists: "hope I can get this six-page floppy book out to the kids by Christmas" mangaka: "I'm slower since the amputation for carpal tunnel but I will get to volume 1000 or kill myself" les auteurs de bande dessinée: "ten eentire albooms what a successful 50 year career"

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these neighborhoods are so tough until one (1) cop shows up then it's all THEY'RE KILLING US

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲🪶

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@Outsideness Let’s be honest, China ain’t taking East Harlem, Brownsville, or the Bronx, even if they bring their entire army.

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shyness develops from the intuition that everyone else is as aware of you as you are, an outrageous form of pride

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@thatsitjuan @stone_toss u stole that land from Natives and couldn't even protect the half-dozen farmers you sent there from Comanche :)

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"You may have noticed there are at least a dozen independent polities in the Great Salt Lake alone."

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@OatlyUK @kirbylxigh @oatly choose this ratio

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Elijah I am interested in your metaphysical opinion on Jewish people. Where do you believe Anne Frank is right now?

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Mormons are not Christians. Very nice people. Love them. Much of my family are LDS. But they are going to hell. Not followers of truth. Makes me sad, but can’t deny the Gospel. I struggle in many ways too, so can’t condemn, but can’t pretend their faith isn’t already condemned

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Europeans when the number of days in a year isn't divisible by 10

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you have no idea how much fun Third World America is really going to be

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yeah and we're coming for divorce next

eigenrobot

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no, no! attack GAY MARRIAGE that'll work! why spend time trying to unwind the excessive bureaucracies that have actually been plaguing you when you could turn them on the outgroup of yesteryear?

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@MRmuggyman a NEO REACTIONARY wants to turn the clock back to 1999

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@PatDonahoeArmy @Baldaccios @jlippincott_ @Hillsdale Please accept this ratio General sir

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You need to be throwing dinner parties, you need to be inviting people over. These people are starved for physical contact, you should be able to entertain six, seven couples and individuals at once, with a semiformal dress code, you need to know parlor games

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@aklyon @jason_koebler @chadloder synthesis: automatic copyright filters are unconstitutional

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@polishXcellence they're not gonna be khoisan lmao

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The horror of Hamlet is that it's set in a place where everything is wrong and everyone acts like it's fine, Hamlet comes home from school to find everyone he knew and loved dancing on his father's corpse and realizes they actually don't think it's wrong

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look this is absolutely insane that no one even cares that Trump killed the PATRIOT act