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Jeff Loveness

@JeffLoveness

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I wrote Quantumania and I’ll see you in Hell

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2010
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@JeffLoveness
Jeff Loveness
4 years
Now comes that special time of Adult Christmas, where it’s just you and your mom in the kitchen, and she tells you the saddest thing you’ve ever heard
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3 years
... Show me. Show me the Forbidden Horse.
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3 years
Lord, make me a gentle cow by the sea
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2 years
Love how Gordon brings Batman to work like his goth little stepson the sitter keeps canceling on
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Our costume designer at Kimmel made a wedding dress out of CVS receipts in a day. Give IATSE whatever they want.
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
No Adult Christmas is complete until you FINALLY see your mother, and that all of us live in the quiet tragedies of God.
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Jeff Loveness
2 years
Ant Man is a wrap. I have written a movie. Film is birth. Film is death. Film is a guy going big and small.
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3 years
I will most likely stay up all night writing this on February 16th
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
Wrote a comic about Lois Lane's take on Clark Kent, a sad alien man who lies to everyone in his life and doesn't know how to be a person. Out in a few weeks. Let us open ourselves to love.
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4 years
This was nominated for an Emmy. Thank you.
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2 years
The Worst Person in the World made me think about death and the ways I hide from love- and that is disgusting. Movies should not be about that. Movies should be about Spider-Man, cars, or stealing a gem.
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Started reading Dracula. A guy just met Dracula. Excited to see where this goes.
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
Rick and Morty is back tonight. I wrote the first 3 episodes & worked with such incredible writers & artists. I hope you like them. They're about being trapped in the narrative choke of Capitalism, the broken worlds we escape through Love, and Paul Giamatti with Cum-Gutters.
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5 years
I will forever respect Christ for rising from the dead, then immediately using his power to appear behind Thomas right as he was talking shit. A masterclass in pettiness.
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7 years
Gonna start aggressively journaling/writing beautiful letters to my wife so I get a good spot in the Ken Burns doc about America's collapse.
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7 years
Say what you will about 2017, but it's been an excellent year for sitting in your car on the verge of tears.
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
Believe.
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Jeff Loveness
6 years
We live in a disheartening world, but Superman makes me feel better. Glad I got to write him, even if it’s just once.
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1 year
Oh shit, I was supposed to edit the Ant Man trailer for tonight. oh shit oh shiT! Does anyone have Final Cut? Windows Movie Maker?! SHIT!
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Loki... what have you done?
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Ask Ted Lasso who he voted for in 2016.
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
Writing on this show is very fun. I hope you like it. Impeach The President.
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Rick and Morty
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November. Rick and Morty is returning in November. #WarnerMediaUpfront @adultswim
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1 year
“Cinema is a mosaic made of time.”
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3 years
Learn from him.
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3 years
Bury me with him
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Jeff Loveness
9 years
Not Biden's best disguise, but it got him in the room. http://t.co/LReIAyeKUh
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1 year
Thanks for going out to see the movie. Really made me happy to hear audiences laughing and having a nice time. Ant Man 3 is an erotic thriller.
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Jeff Loveness
6 years
I guess the timing wasn’t right for a movie about an immigrant refugee journalist fighting a deranged billionaire in the name of truth itself. Next time, Superman.
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
Also, my dad told me our house has an illegal toilet. The secrets we keep... the lies we tell.
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Not sure why you would push this but ok???
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Jeff Loveness
1 year
Ant Man and The Wasp: Quantumania is out tonight! I love this movie so much! Go have fun! Pretend you’re 12. Laugh in a theatre full of strangers at big jokes and weird little guys. We are all MODOK.
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Jeff Loveness
2 years
Hey how do you write a movie?
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Came back to write the Rick and Morty season finale. Airs Tonight. It is about the burning of the world and the lies we tell the people we love because we are afraid.
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2 years
If I was Wolverine I would simply get over it and enjoy having amazing bones
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3 years
From 7000 BC. All other art is useless.
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11 months
Wrote some jokes for Spider-Man. Did not have a baby. Amazing movie.
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11 years
"Sorry just got your text!" - the Great Lie upon which our society rests.
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Jeff Loveness
2 years
Christ died for everyone but this guy
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
And now we're in the @nytimes . Thanks to everyone who shared something. So many people are quietly going through so much. Let us hold onto compassion. But also, I wrote the Rick and Morty episode where Rick soul-fucks a dragon. Do not listen to me. I do not count.
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Jeff Loveness
6 years
I want to be the first Queer Eye failure. I want Karamo to look in my eyes and see that hope is dead.
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
Today was my last day at Rick and Morty. I wrote 5 episodes and worked with amazing people. I hope you like it.
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
New Rick and Morty tonight. Directed by Bryan Newton. Written by me. Incredible work by all the writers, artists and animators. Have fun. I hope you like it. Glorzo is peace.
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1 year
This is why we do it
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1 year
THANK YOU, SPIDER-MAN.
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5 years
They said this episode was their Helm's Deep, but then absolutely zero characters skateboarded down a staircase on a shield, then kicked the shield into an orc while shooting arrows at other orcs? Sorry. I'm just trying to understand.
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2 years
The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Ant has come.
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This February, enter the Quantum Realm. Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #AntManAndTheWasp : Quantumania, only in theaters February 17, 2023.
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“Hey! He’s with me! HE CAN HELP IF HE WANTS TO! No, he’s keeping that on. Yes, the whole time. DO NOT TOUCH HIM, he’s SO good at karate! LET HIM HELP!”
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2 years
Choosing to believe Moonfall is a sequel to Moonstruck. After 35 years, the Moon is back, and Cher must kill it.
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10 months
Friend sent me this. The themes of MODOK are resonating…
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2 years
Doctor Octopus wanted to create nuclear fusion and the Lizard wanted to turn people into lizards. Spider-Man is an enemy of science.
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3 years
Rick and Morty is back. I wrote tonight's episode. It is all that I am. 90's X-Men. Frasier. A horny ocean Emperor. The life of time. The way we fail our mothers.
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3 years
I follow Horse of the Week to be challenged. To be changed. To be knocked out of my fucking comfort zone.
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8 years
"Honey, I lost everything at the slots... I'm so sorry." "What were you playing?" "........."
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3 years
Soon, my love... soon.
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3 years
It should be in The Smithsonian. Rodney Munoz, a dream-maker.
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3 years
The Matrix Reloaded Highway Chase is the last great work of American Art.
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7 years
I didn't kiss a woman until I was 21 and I very recently cried to a Thor comic, but I still consider myself sexier than Blake Shelton.
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2 years
Shooting it this weekend at my place. Kyle forgot to charge the camera battery. Can you bring one?
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
Put Javert in Cats. I want to watch him arrest the cats.
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Jeff Loveness
9 years
Car commercials really overestimate how much time I spend tearing through salt flats.
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1 year
Jeff, you got to write MODOK and Kang The Conqueror in an Ant Man Lord of the Rings. Oh no, maybe God is real.
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8 years
The Republican National Convention is Comic Con for uncles you have to block on Facebook.
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3 years
Big news! I’m Christ
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3 years
Spider-Man is from New York
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1 year
What the fuck is a VLC player?!?! SHIT! They’re calling! Goofy is outside. He has a bat.
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5 years
I want my life to go so wrong Jared Harris stars in a horrifying miniseries about it.
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7 years
Just to catch up: Last President: US Senator. President of Harvard Law Review. New President: Loves big trucks and cake. Not a puppet.
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2 years
And yes, Ant Man takes place in the I Think You Should Leave-verse.
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
Text that person. Watch the show together. Get high. Be happy. Then get WAY too high. Talk only about the coming Climate Apocalypse. Be too sad to kiss. Hug on the couch. Dedicate yourselves to justice. Finish the episode. Get high. Be happy.
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5 years
Few things are better than working in a room of writers, building ideas and crafting a story that makes you all laugh. But impeaching The President is better. Much better. Let’s do it. Right now. Before he starts a war.
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6 years
Full story out next month, but for now, here is Superman flying with a burrito. Help and vote.
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3 years
It is the single most impressive thing I have witnessed in Hollywood.
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3 years
The beauty of cinema
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
When this is over, I'm going to dress exclusively like Gambit. Every day. Who cares? I'm Gambit now.
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
Removing Paywall
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7 years
My Dad has a take on Vietnam. @KenBurns please include.
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
I wrote my take on The Death of Superman- about Lois Lane taking revenge upon the broken world that never deserved him. Truly can't believe I got to write this. I love Lois. Out in October!
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7 years
I demand a present day photo of your dad. Show me the broken man your dad has become.
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6 years
Tonight, I cooked a single sweet potato, sat on my couch, and ate it in absolute silence. Come, Queer Eye. Crash upon me and be broken. For I am Death.
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Jeff Loveness
9 years
This is the unboxing video that wins her back.
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Jeff Loveness
5 years
This photo did not win best in show and that is an absolute CRIME
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1 year
USETHIS_ANTv2222023Kangtrailer_ant_Kang.Mov Export! EXPORT! NO I DON’T WANT VIMEO PLUS
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
I wrote 3 sketches where Harrison Ford called Chewbacca a piece of shit for fucking his wife. In the last one they hug. ... The real Trilogy was here the whole time.
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Thomas is known for one thing - being absolutely roasted by The Lamb of God. Imagine being dunked on so bad they had to put it in the Bible. Favorite Apostle. Full respect.
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Jeff Loveness
6 years
My Venom comic is out in a few weeks. It is about Venom. He fights Wolverine. That is the story.
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3 years
I can change Venom and I will
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7 years
"What's that movie with Harrjson Ford... where he's a part-time teacher?" - My mom, summarizing Indiana Jones to perfection
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1 year
Goofy cut the power during the upload. Oh God… did it get out? Did it go out? Please. Goofy has my son.
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8 years
Melania is my favorite Westworld host.
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Jeff Loveness
3 years
This is my final episode. Tried to leave it on the field. Hope you like it.
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
Today is my birthday, I'm 9 years from 40
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Jeff Loveness
4 years
Television writing is a truly collaborative team effort. Everything gets rewritten and punched up and pitched on, so it always feels weird to see one single name on there. But hey! Look! One single name on there! I know what The Cat did. And I will never tell.
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We sure did tear our parents a new asshole this week, within the very homes they raised us, on this website they’re too busy to care about, because we are all they need.
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Jeff Loveness
2 years
You can’t just hit me with news like this and not give a release date…
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Jeff Loveness
6 years
My father and I have fascinating conversations
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3 years
If we're doing multiverses, I want Colin Farrell Bullseye, and I want him now.
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3 years
OK read a little further. I can no longer in good conscience support Dracula.
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@JeffLoveness
Jeff Loveness
5 years
My 3rd original comic is out today. Cold War Sci-Fi Horror. John Le Carre meets The Thing. I love sad German men and fog, so writing this was a dream for me. Hope you like it.
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