Jeannie Gaffigan @jeanniegaffigan Twitter profile

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Jeannie Gaffigan

@jeanniegaffigan

3 years

I have an urgent request for my peoples and also people who don’t identify as my peoples: please pray for Selyie who got Covid 5.5 mo pregnant, miscarried, and now in icu in coma. Serious situation I feel helpless. Even if you don’t pray just please try. Thanks in advance.

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7 years

BREAKING NEWS: You can be #ProLife & still care about the poor, disenfranchised & disabled people.

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2 years

I’m going to stop referring to people as having “strayed from the Church” now that it’s clear to me that the it’s the Church that strayed from the people.

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4 years

Hey guys I wrote this piece for @americamag and I love you all no matter what.

America Magazine

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4 years

Jeannie Gaffigan: My loved ones told me ‘real’ Catholics vote for Trump. Here’s my response.

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4 years

@JimGaffigan no need to curse tho.

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4 years

Good morning friends! By the way, Trumpism is anti-Catholic. Just thought I’d throw that out there. Anyway, have a great day! #trumpismisanticatholic

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3 years

Please pray for my friend: young, healthy, wildly talented, sweet funny amazing family man in icu with severe covid pneumonia, on O2 meds not helping, can’t see his wife and kids oh God give him a 2nd chance!

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8 years

My talented brother @PaulNoth @NewYorker

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4 years

I have so much love in my heart for this country and all the different people who make it exceptional.

Jeannie Gaffigan: Faith informs my vote

Is there room for a pro-life Catholic in the Democratic Party? Jeannie Gaffigan says her Catholic faith and motherhood inform her vote.

uscatholic.org

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4 years

#truth

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8 years

OMG this SNL sketch is so funn- wait, this is the real #debate ?

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4 years

Can you impeach one of your kids? Asking for a friend.

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4 years

Jesus: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you." Christians on Twitter: "Your husband's a jackass."

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Jeannie Gaffigan

@jeanniegaffigan

4 years

Whoever sicced prolife army on me, I don't need to watch videos or read lit about abortion being bad, baby body part trafficking or tour help centers. I’ve made my position crystal clear. I admire your passion for the unborn & I echo it, but you need a new leader & new publicist.

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4 years

Hey all, instead of infighting about issues that are very personal & dear to our hearts, I am just going to appeal to love & forgiveness and make sure everyone is aware that the biggest con-job in history is going down on the so called "pro-life" movement. Please keep eyes open.

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Jeannie Gaffigan

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6 years

The news cycle lately is just like the 1960s Batman. At the end you’re like, “They’re never going to get out of this one!” Then the next episode it’s like nothing ever happened.

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4 years

I had he most outrageous dream last night! You will NEVER believe this. I dreamt that...wait. Uh oh. Never mind.

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6 years

Wanted: Person or team to help clean and organize post Christmas disaster. Position available immediately. FEMA experience required.

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7 years

I can't thank @JoshBedersonMD , @BrainyLeslie & all the incredible people at @MountSinaiNYC enough for literally saving my life.

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7 years

The hurt felt by my disabled sister being mocked was only rivaled by no seeming to care. Thank u 4 marching.

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The #WomensMarch is expected to be the largest assembly of people with disabilities in US history:

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4 years

Please see this and anyone who can help! #helplakecharles #helplouisiana #HurricanLaura people in SWLA need our help now!

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@Zombie_Giraffes

4 years

@jeanniegaffigan @JimGaffigan Our hometown was devastated and we are not getting national news coverage so no one knows about it. A lot of people around here are homeless currently. I know yall can reach more people and maybe people will donate to help our people. Thank you so much for replying.

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7 years

That Russian spy ship off the coast of CT is doing an amazing impression of Trump lurking around Hillary at that 2nd debate.

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8 years

. @jimgaffigan 1988 @gregolsen88 2016

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4 years

I think it’s important to remember that the people who voted by mail were also doing so to protect those who chose to vote in person as well as the poll workers because you know, pandemic.

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5 years

I wrote a book. @JimGaffigan is learning to read just for me!

Comedian Jim Gaffigan's Wife Jeannie Writes About Her Brain Tumor in a New Book: See the Cover

"I hope that sharing our story can bring hope and laughter to anyone facing the unimaginable," Jeannie tells PEOPLE exclusively

people.com

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9 years

This is happening http://t.co/bcT4svJWVw

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9 years

I've already started putting sunscreen on my kids for July 4th weekend.

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9 years

Having "summer vacation" as a kid really set up false expectations for me and kind of ruined the rest of my life.

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2 years

In lighter news, when I was a kid I thought Entenmann’s was fancy.

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6 years

My 5 year old at 6 this morning: “Mom! Mom! Mom! WAKE UP!” Me: “WHAT HAPPENED??” Him: “never mind.”

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4 years

As flattered as I am that the bots got sicced on me, my kids need lunch so I’m going to peace out.

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4 years

hi😃

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4 years

I’m going live again tonight on a special Catholics for Biden event! @Mark_Shriver and I are going to talk about and answer important questions on the minds of Catholic voters. See you there at 7pm ET!

Catholics for Biden w/Jeannie Gaffigan, Mark Shriver, and Sen. Chris Dodd! · Joe Biden for President

Join us for a special pre-debate Catholics for Biden event with guest speakers including Senator Chris Dodd, Jeannie Gaffigan and Mark Shriver! Zoom information will be sent via email after registe...

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4 years

Love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is patient, love is

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@chrissyteigen Oh my God we’ve been there. Unimaginable pain. @JimGaffigan and I send all of our love to your family from ours. Endless virtual hugs 💗 if you ever need to talk I’m here for you.

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4 years

Anyone else watching the news then it goes to commercial and you’re like “those actors are going to give each other #coronavirus .”

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@jeanniegaffigan

3 years

Friends who pray! Please pray for our lifelong friend and mentor Father Leo O'Donovan who is suffering now! May God have mercy on His humble faithful servant. Friends who don’t pray: Please pray for a Sec. 💕 🕊 💕

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3 years

Friends! Please ask God’s grace for a member of our community who lost his dear wife Tammy in the Waukesha massacre & also for my friends’ son who is hospitalized with multiple stab wounds from a vicious attack. Prayer works, I promise.

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@jeanniegaffigan

4 years

Sorry folks you are wrong. I hate abortion and I’m not voting for Trump. In other words I’m your worst nightmare. Lots of people with me too. Good luck with your slander, hope that works out for you. Oh and I love you with the love of the Lord. Only.

Peter Dumon

@pgdumon

4 years

@DavidRobertGor1 @cathponeill @JimGaffigan @jeanniegaffigan Ignored it, much like they ignore Catholic teaching on abortion, apparently

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7 years

Post-Brain Tumor Jeannie (PBTJ) cares way less about the small stuff.

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7 years

Dear Rachel @Maddow , I want my husband back. Every night "Rachel this! Rachel that!" I never thought I'd miss the @NFL

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5 years

My 9-year old on me watching the news: “Mom, why do you need to watch a bunch of grandpas talking about Trump building a wall?”

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4 years

"Urge all souls to trust in the unfathomable abyss of My mercy, because I want to save them all. On the cross, the fountain of My Mercy was opened wide by the lance for all souls-no one have I excluded!"-St Faustina ("no one" includes trolls as well as ppl who sometimes curse.)

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7 years

Swallow test: cleared for nectar thick liquid 2 tsp every 30 min. Now to figure out how to make a cheeseburger nectar thick liquid.

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7 years

ME: "Peace be with you!" TWITTER: "Wait, who did you vote for?"

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Jeannie Gaffigan

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4 years

As someone who has been repeatedly called a “fake Catholic” in the past week, I thank you so much for sharing this important article.

James Martin, SJ

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4 years

John Gehring: "Questioning an individual’s deepest commitments to his faith is religious slander. The fact that pastors are engaged in such behavior makes it all the more disturbing."

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8 years

Rumor has it that Trump's pick for Secretary of Agriculture is The Once-ler.

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8 years

Here's me happy to be with 2 comedy legends: @JerrySeinfeld and some other guy.

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4 years

OK my house looks clean but please don’t open any drawers or closets.

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4 years

Gospel: We cannot be afraid to tell our brothers & sisters if they have sinned against us: 1st in private (≠ Twitter) & for the sole purpose of heaven & love. My prayer is for us all to have pure intentions, true humility & reflect the same mercy on others as God has shown us.

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7 years

I don’t have the answer but we have to do something! It can’t wait!

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@jeanniegaffigan

9 years

Interestingly, the time that it takes for it to get from 9 PM to midnight is exactly 20 minutes.

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Jeannie Gaffigan

@jeanniegaffigan

6 years

Current mood: Holding myself back from making any comments that will suck me in to the furious Twitter hamster wheel of outraged bickering.

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Jeannie Gaffigan

@jeanniegaffigan

4 years

Wait, what?

Jim Gaffigan

@JimGaffigan

4 years

Would you like to eat dinner with my crazy family TONIGHT? We are all stressed but I’d love to have you join us. We'll start eating, complaining and arguing live at 6pm EST. LIVE on my YOUTUBE channel. Apologies ahead of time for my kids behavior.

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Jeannie Gaffigan

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9 years

I may be way more irritable in the morning but that is because you are way more irritating in the morning.

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4 years

@JimGaffigan Well i tried.

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7 years

I can't believe @CardinalDolan just called me from Lourdes, France. He's taking my case to the "Big Shot" the Blessed Mother herself!

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Jeannie Gaffigan

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9 years

Well I guess it's almost time for me to start to think about getting into shape for the summer.

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4 years

Oh wait, NOW they care?

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8 years

I swear @JimGaffigan is by far the best husband I have ever had. #CrappyCompliments @midnight

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@jeanniegaffigan

7 years

Dear @kumailn , i just watched #TheBigSick and i was so moved. It’s fantastic and thank you.i would have seen it sooner but was dealing with my own big sick. Love to Emily.

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Jeannie Gaffigan

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3 years

Hey MAGA Christians: When Jesus said, “And you will be hated by all because of My name” he didn’t mean you had to TRY to make everyone hate you.

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10 years

The phrase "The cold never bothered me anyway" should be our first clue "Frozen" is a fairy tale. Rest of the story I buy.

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4 years

Guys, I know I haven't been single for a super long time but be honest, is this man flirting with me?

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4 years

Me: My Catholic conscience that respects the dignity of all life is telling me this. My Catholic Critics: You're wrong. Pope Francis: #FratelliTutti My Catholic Critics: The Pope's wrong.

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6 years

Me: Peace be with you! Twitter: How DARE you???

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3 years

I just thought I’d ask generally, “What is wrong with you people?”

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4 years

For a spiritual cleanse. ❤️

NowThis Impact

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4 years

Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

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3 years

Since Jesus is the great uniter and Satan is the great divider, my personal calling is to not waste time on the culture wars. I’m just going to focus on improving myself and following the Gospel. Seems pretty obvious who the dividers are following but who am I to judge.

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@jeanniegaffigan

9 years

Thank you @JimGaffigan for making your famous guacamole and somehow using every dish in the house. #HappyFathersDay

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3 years

I’m fasting from being angry until 1pm Eastern today. Prayers requested.

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@jeanniegaffigan

4 years

OK I’ve got a great idea everybody! We’ve got a whole big old mess to deal with & we got to start working on it so anybody who wants to engage in thoughtful compassionate humble dialogue is invited to an ongoing salon! Others, you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

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Jeannie Gaffigan

@jeanniegaffigan

6 years

All these strange people I live with have known I am a recycle nazi their entire lives but every day I find a plastic or metal in the garbage.

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10 years

Why can't the winter go as fast as the summer?

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8 years

How @gregolsen88 feels after Q1 is identical to how @JimGaffigan feels about eating salad. #SB50

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@jeanniegaffigan

9 years

Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?

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@jeanniegaffigan

3 years

All are welcome! 💕

Catholic Democrats

@CatholicDems

3 years

Let us worship together on an historic Inauguration Day, 1/20, 9:00AM EST. In such divided times, truth itself is obscured for many, cynicism is always knocking on the door of our hearts+souls. Our faith is our hope for truth+healing. Please join us. 🙏

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Update 🙌 🕊 💗 my friend with covid has turned a corner! Please keep the prayers coming it’s not over but he is going to pull through! Thank you for your amazing support!

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@jeanniegaffigan

10 years

Just received a sympathy card from fans. Apparently for being married to @JimGaffigan http://t.co/foZPncXVi3

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7 years

I'm coming back! Thanks for your prayers. I'm alive!

@jeanniegaffigan • Instagram photo

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@jeanniegaffigan

7 years

This is outrageous! Just because she is "pro-life" no one is covering this story? She is exercising her 1st Amendment rights!

Obianuju Ekeocha

@obianuju

7 years

Dear @CNN , @MSNBC @FoxNews , @ABC , are you going to cover this new of a white congressman intimidating and insulting a black woman???

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Jeannie Gaffigan

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10 years

One of my many skills is being able to drink a red bull and go right to sleep.

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10 years

Please help. I'm raising money to help stop people from raising money for their cats. Who's with me?

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4 years

P1: "Jesus said you must forgive 77 times!" P2: "No, you're totally wrong! The older & better translations say '70x7' times which = 490!" P1: "Are you looking at the Greek or Hebrew?" Jesus: "I meant just keep forgiving!"

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@jeanniegaffigan

3 years

You guys! Please like my brain tumor! #artofthebrain image #18 ! The most ❤️s wins!!!

Friedman Brain Institute

@SinaiBrain

3 years

When life gives you pears! A big, fat, juicy #braintumor created by @jeanniegaffigan 's brain was turned into a work of art by @JoshBedersonMD @BrainyLeslie @JillianBeroza @holly_mkey & @alyssamelillo . VOTE NOW for #ArtoftheBrain image #18 Most ♥️’s wins! @MountSinaiNeuro #BAW2021

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4 years

I wouldn’t want to be the wife telling him about the fly.

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11 years

Instead of me and @JimGaffigan taking our 5 kids on a weekend vacation, next time I'll just stay home and light money on fire.

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6 years

This photo needs a soundtrack with it!

The Passions of Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan

The Gaffigans have produced comedy specials, best-selling books and five children. They even survived a brain tumor. What have you done lately?

www.americamagazine.org

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@jeanniegaffigan

4 years

Please sign this plea to the president! Brandon was only 18 years old when he committed this crime as an accomplice & he has demonstrated positive behavior throughout his 20 years of incarceration, even reaching out to others and counseling them not to follow in his path.

helpsavebrandon

@helpsavebrandon

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#BrandonBernard . . He has a date of 12/10 and is unjustly on death row. Please signal boost and visit the website for more ways to help 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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4 years

Hold up how fast can they change the codes on the nuclear thingies?

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6 years

I joined up with @TYLENOL to share how @jimgaffigan took care of me and our kids like a champion when I was sick. But no one is super human. Join us to thank a caregiver you know by sending a Care Card today. #HowWeCare

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5 years

Thank you @CardinalDolan for inviting @JimGaffigan and #gaffigan5 to celebrate after your beautiful mass with you. #happyEaster2019

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5 years

I just watched Fox News for like 15 minutes before i realized it wasn’t an SNL parody.

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7 years

@JimGaffigan thank you. Now back to 364 days of #internationalwhiteguysday .

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7 years

My heart leaps with joy at the prospect of having a teaspoon of apple sauce next week. #speechandswallowtest

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3 years

Those people who call me "condescending" are just mad cause I'm smarter than them.

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4 years

I wonder what would happen if #BlackLivesMatter peaceful protesters showed up outside buildings of vote counting carrying guns to “protect themselves”?

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