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Jason Sheridan

@JasonSheridan

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The Little Wooden Messy Boy of @PodcastTheRide , he/him

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2007
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
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@JUNlPER Paying $8 a month so they can be the first reply complaining about children's movies
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The Roku Channel has Marie Antoinette presented by TurboTax
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“Also, these glasses are the only thing holding back my powerful optic blast.”
@Variety
Variety
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#Challengers director Luca Guadagnino: “It’s beautiful to kiss people! That’s what I want to say. People, kiss! Do not make war.”
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Jason Sheridan
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Carl Fredricksen has completed all stages of grief and is ready to smash
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DiscussingFilm
1 year
Pixar is releasing a new short film ‘DUG DAYS: CARL’S DATE’ on February 10 which follows Carl as he prepares for his first date since Ellie’s death. See what else is coming soon to Disney+:
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Scott Gustin
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Disney announces “Portraits of Courage: A Commander in Chief’s Tribute to America’s Warriors,” a special exhibit from the George W. Bush Institute, will officially debut June 9 at The American Adventure Pavilion in EPCOT.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
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He’s getting laid off
@PeterSciretta
Peter Sciretta
6 months
Is it finally going to happen? Don’t tease us Disney 😂
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
It was supposed to be his day
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
3 years
Look LA: you gotta stay home. Unless you need to run to the Raiders store or Bubba Gump Shrimp. In that case CityWalk is open and parking is free!
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4 years
And everything was going fine.
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The Entity has arrived at the #MetGala
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Jason Sheridan
1 year
I am part of the Mr. Goodbar/Symphony Alliance and I have been roundhouse kicking Feastables displays. I’m sorry but also I’m not stopping.
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1 year
When you see your boys and know you’re about to go wild
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
6 months
David Zaslav is currently falling as he ran off a cliff and made the mistake of looking down.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
6 months
Warner Bros. Discovery has reversed its decision on #CoyotevsAcme , deciding not to shelve the film #THRNews
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5 years
If you have missed more than 2 improv classes, you are going to jail.
@Variety
Variety
5 years
Kamala Harris to hold "fireside chat" fundraiser at UCB Theatre
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Kermit should have pressed RuPaul harder on the fracking.
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Jason Sheridan
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I keep seeing this picture and thinking he is wearing a lil’ sash that says Star Wars.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
2 months
New Jabba the Hutt Popcorn Bucket 🍿 Releasing April 5 at Disneyland
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2 years
Convinced I'm having a stroke
@empiremagazine
Empire Magazine
2 years
How did the star that so many Disney characters have looked out their window and wished upon come into being? Jennifer Lee announces 2023 film Wish. #D23Expo
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I’m Going To The Walt Disney World Resort! That classic saying!
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The Queen would have loved the 2023 D23 Expo
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Jason Sheridan
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Tyler Perry once again innovates in the realm of screwing over workers.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Tyler Perry says he has halted the $800M expansion of his studio after seeing OpenAI’s text-to-video model Sora. He adds that he just used AI in 2 of his films and that with Sora “I no longer would have to travel to locations. If I wanted to be in the snow in Colorado, it’s…
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
Stay in your fucking lane kid
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
2 years
Arthur is hosting his own podcast, beginning on October 20.
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Jason Sheridan
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CVS got my ass
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Jason Sheridan
4 months
Companies just can’t afford union wages! All writers must be consultants. All actors must be recurring. Times are tough! The media landscape is changing! A bloo bloo bloo
@Kotaku
Kotaku
4 months
Report: Mr Beast Nearing $100 Million TV Deal With Amazon
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Jason Sheridan
3 years
This was the most revealing part of the Swartzwelder interview.
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Jason Sheridan
1 year
I love not being able to see or hear movies.
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Jason Sheridan
6 years
Love to show up to my birthday in the suit Hugh Hefner was buried in.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
4 years
For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
2 years
But what does this mean for season two of Welcome To Earth?
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Jason Sheridan
7 months
Man, theme parks sold souvenir ash trays for a lot longer than I remembered.
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Jason Sheridan
6 months
So much beauty in the world
@RegionalUSFood
Regional American Food
6 months
The runza, a bread pocket popular in Nebraska and sold by the fast food chain of the same name
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Jason Sheridan
5 years
Keep The Country Bears, close The Hall of Presidents.
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Jason Sheridan
5 years
It could be worse. I could be spending my life writing for the fucking New York Post.
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Sorry, childless millennials going to Disney World is weird
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Jason Sheridan
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Jason Sheridan
8 months
Furious at a berry farm. Screaming, crying, throwing up, etc.
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1 year
Where chicks?
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Millennials won’t stop talking about Baby Yoda and the eggs. When they should be talking about Baby Jesus and the church.
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Jason Sheridan
10 months
@GriffLightning But but but she’s in the totally epic commercial
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
I agree, Kathy. This entertainment resort has gone far beyond the vision of a man who wanted to build an experimental city in a swamp that he could have complete control over.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
4 years
Carlye is one of the few people doing actual reporting on the industry. As opposed to rube bloggers and dullard politicians being worked by Disney fixers.
@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
4 years
HEADS UP: got a tip that Newsom may submit theme park guidance this evening. according to the tip, restrictions include: - requiring advanced ticket sales - 25% park occupancy - face coverings - admission limited to people residing within a certain distance of the parks
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Jason Sheridan
8 months
Welp time to learn all about Piss Jugman.
@celinatruckstop
Celina 52 Truck Stop
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Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly. Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today
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The shooting was in fucking Tampa! Incredibly irresponsible to use a crowded park photo as a preview image.
@InsideTheMagic
Inside the Magic
7 months
Mass Shooting Reported Near Disney World, Over 20 Injured - Inside the Magic
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1 year
Lmao
@Blog_Mickey
BlogMickey.com
1 year
BREAKING: Bob Iger Returning As Disney CEO, Bob Chapek Fired
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4 years
Long day. Need to unwind. Gonna check out some of my favorite theme park message boards where I’m assuming everyone is having a normal one.
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AI or not, the important thing is it looks like shit.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
Disney has released a new Thanksgiving painting, however the new version is seemingly created with AI.
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Jason Sheridan
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You’re not listening! There’s something on the wing of the plane! Why won’t anyone listen to me?!
@mszrsmerci
Mercedes Blanche
7 months
I’m sitting next to you on the flight ✈️ what do you do ? 👇🏻
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Variety
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Is Dwayne Johnson happy with the state of America? "No," he says. “Today’s cancel culture, woke culture, division, etc — that really bugs me."
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Jason Sheridan
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Holy shit
@Snack_Memories
Discontinued Foods!
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Why did no one tell me that there is a Little Debbie park in Tennessee??
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Jason Sheridan
3 years
“Braedyn you get one souvenir. Do you want Blue Lives Matter or Goku Supreme? You can’t have both.”
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Jason Sheridan
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Turn the rain back on and bring the song back!
@Parkeology
Parkeology
2 months
Ever wonder why the boats in Living with the Land at Epcot have roofs? It’s because of the Rainforest scene. It literally used to RAIN in this part of the ride. Disney World turned off the effect years ago. But the boat roofs remain
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Jason Sheridan
3 years
DC police operating at half capacity today as much of the force took off to attend a function.
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
A new Irish pub opens across from Bob's Burgers run by a character named Tommy Potato. I voice the character with an Irish accent so bad, IRA members come out of retirement to murder me.
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
I'll never forgive Donald J. Trump for upstaging my birthday weekend.
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
I needed this PPP loan to buy vintage Toon Lagoon merchandise. Get off my ass.
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Jason Sheridan
1 year
Well I’ll always have this vintage pin set I bought at the height of lockdown
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@PodcastTheRide
Podcast: The Ride
1 year
Does @JasonSheridan feel betrayed by the new, non-1999 IOA logo?
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
Congrats to Variety on being the first to get to ‘Yep’.
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Jason Sheridan
6 months
Fuck! I’m always the bridesmaid never the bride! Goddammit!
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
6 months
Taylor Lautner voted ‘Sexiest Podcast Host’ in PEOPLE Magazine readers’ poll.
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Jason Sheridan
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That’s right.
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Christ, they laid off the sign?!
@WDWNT
WDW News Today
4 years
PHOTOS: Cinderella Castle Cloud and “Where Dreams Come True” Tagline Removed from Western Way Entrance for 50th Anniversary Makeover at Walt Disney World
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Jason Sheridan
3 years
In an unfortunate turn of events, Dr. Nigel Channing has joined the faculty of The University of Austin.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
2 years
Here’s a question I haven’t seen addressed in any of the coverage: what the fuck are you talking about?
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Variety
2 years
‘Disney Prime’? Mouse House Mulling Membership Program Offering Perks, Discounts Across Products and Services
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
No absolutely not. Fuck off.
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
Buttigieg launches his own podcast
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
2 years
Thank you to everyone who has listed to and supported the show!
@PodcastTheRide
Podcast: The Ride
2 years
We launched 5 years ago today. I guess you could call us 5 timers.😉 Thanks for being an audience worth making 5 years of podcasts for! You give us strength!
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Why does everyone dump on Return of the Jedi when talking about Star Wars? Return of the Jedi is fun and the Ewoks are cute.
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
What
@Reuters
Reuters
2 years
EXCLUSIVE Facebook and Instagram to temporarily allow calls for violence against Russians
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Forky Asks A Question: Why Has God Abandoned Us?
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Jason Sheridan
3 years
The Super Mario Bros. film with be released in 2022 and is directed by...Al G. Rhythm?! Uh oh!
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
One of the most cursed tweets I have ever read.
@grmartin
Garrett Martin
4 years
what are the odds this leads to a Bloomberg/Iger ticket
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Jason Sheridan
2 months
We have such sights to show you
@PodcastTheRide
Podcast: The Ride
2 months
Tomorrow: Clear your next three weeks.
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
So you’re under self-quarantine. And you’re looking for some videos to watch. But you don’t want long videos. You want short videos. Quick videos. Quick bites, if you will. Friend, have I got good news...
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@Liz_Cheney You’re trash just like your miserable father.
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
🎶Daddy’s boy, I’m just a silly little daddy’s boy🎶
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
4 years
We like to podcast. We like, we like to podcast.
@PodcastTheRide
Podcast: The Ride
4 years
Tomorrow: The bus is coming
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Today on the show, we welcome the arrival of Peter Pan Chucko Gairdner.
@PodcastTheRide
Podcast: The Ride
4 years
New Episode! Papa Scott! Scott makes a big announcement! Then we answer your mailbag questions!
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Jason Sheridan
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Attraction I dislike: Frontierland toilets Att. that is overrated: Frontierland toilets Att. that is underrated: Frontierland toilets Att. I like: Frontierland toilets Att. I love: Frontierland toilets Park I feel most myself in: please help I am stuck in the Frontierland toi
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
As Parzival leaped out of the exploding Hindenburg, he could he a faint voice from the control room. “I’m Pickle Riiiiick.”
@DEADLINE
Deadline Hollywood
4 years
‘Ready Player Two’ Sequel Novel Set For November Publication Date
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
5 years
Millennials want to see these beloved characters with lots of hair! They were too smooth when we were kids! We want individual strands of hair!
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Jason Sheridan
2 months
I love to pay $600 a month for insurance to properly treat a neurological condition. Thank you sir!
@POTUS
President Biden
2 months
On my watch, health care is a right in this country – not a privilege.
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Babu Frik is a short king. Destroy my memory with a soldering iron, sir!
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Jason Sheridan
5 years
@JennyENicholson One of the grimmest sentences I’ve ever read.
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Thinking about fucking around and becoming a Dunkin’ Energy Punch guy
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
5 months
Probably shouldn’t have any video apps available for cars?
@laughing_place
LaughingPlace.com
5 months
Disney+ has been removed from some Tesla vehicles amidst Musk and Iger’s public argument.
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Jason Sheridan
1 year
A pop star dressed as a naughty lil’ devil at the Grammys
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Jason Sheridan
2 years
Gert Schelvis
@Disney_Timeline
Today at Disney
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1981 - Gert Schelvis is the 200,000,000th Guest to visit @Disneyland
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
Congrats to the gamer chair company that got the Velocicoaster contract.
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Jason Sheridan
5 years
Forget about Hot Girl Summer. It’s
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
3 years
By far the strangest Disney+ Day announcement
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
'Super flexible' Joe Rogan says he can perform fellatio on himself
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Jason Sheridan
3 years
@davidfrum Go fuck yourself war criminal
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She’s a 10 but she doesn’t know who Horace Horsecollar is
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
I would like my union to issue a statement of solidarity with the striking NBA and MLB teams, but I think it's too busy taking away members' healthcare.
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Jason Sheridan
3 months
Messing up crowd management for a 30 year old attraction? That's the Disney difference
@hhn_jacob
Jacob from Carey
3 months
This is the LIGHTNING LANE for Tower of Terror. Yes even the extended queue… Holy fuck.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
4 years
Maybe theme park blogs could cool it for a week on the "Governor continues productive talks to reopen parks" stories since half the state is on fire?
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
I will never write anything as funny as “Sounds to me like you’re pushing New World order kind of things and I’m not here for it.”
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
4 years
Universal needs to do the right thing. They need to put Dolittle On Demand NOW.
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Jason Sheridan
5 years
@P4AHCF Incredible. An account that exists solely to be ratio'd. Fuck off.
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Jason Sheridan
4 years
You heard him.
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Jason Sheridan
1 year
These workers should be union and Hollywood unions should be mean and more vicious.
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
1 year
As concerns about working conditions grow, IATSE is pushing for VFX artists to unionize
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
4 years
It’s true. Once again the weather has turned cold. And I have to weigh sticking to ice cream or pivoting to hot treats.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
6 months
Another masterful gambit by Mr. Z
@ToonHive
ToonHive
6 months
The entirety of the classic ‘Looney Tunes’ shorts will leave Max on December 31.
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@JasonSheridan
Jason Sheridan
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FRED ASTAIRE WAS THE MORE PRECISE DANCER BUT GENE KELLY WAS ALWAYS MORE RELATABLE AS THE GOOD NATURED EVERYMAN. ONE OF THE FEW TIMES THEY SHARED THE SCREEN WAS IN THE ZIEGFELD FOLLIES MOVIE. WHICH IS NOT ABOUT THE FOLLIES BUT A FILM IN THE STYLE OF A REVIEW.
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