🍓✨carlye wisel @carlyewisel Twitter profile

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🍓✨carlye wisel

3 years

hi! I'm a journalist who covers theme parks (really!) and hosts the podcast Very Amusing with Carlye Wisel 🙃 read stories on my website: listen to my podcast: stay up on my shenanigans:

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🍓✨carlye wisel

@carlyewisel

3 years

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! 🕷🕸 #AvengersCampus

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2 years

I just learned those LGBTQIA+ posts on official Disney accounts today weren't done to distract from the walk outs. They were done by individual cast members, who work in social media, in *support* of the walk outs.

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I know this man is an odd bird BUT this tiny little video greeting is more thrilling than almost any movie I’ve seen this year (do not miss its ending omG)

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I went an entire YEAR without getting a cold so you best bet I’m gonna keep wearing my little masks and washing my little hands

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I sat down to dinner at Disney Wish’s Marvel-themed restaurant and the VERY FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS is Ant-Man explaining why he couldn’t explode Thanos by climbing inside his butt. This is the best thing Disney has ever done, 100000/10

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2 months

are you kidding me??? this is so good

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2 years

Gabrielle Union — mother of a transgender child, standing on the red carpet for a Disney+ movie — gets right to the point:

The Hollywood Reporter

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At the premiere of #CheaperbytheDozen , actress and executive producer Gabrielle Union ( @itsgabrielleu ) faced the issue of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill head-on

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3 years

BREAKING: FastPass and FastPass+ are no longer at @WaltDisneyWorld and @Disneyland This fall, Disney Genie planning service will launch Disney Genie+, a replacement offering skip-the-line benefits for a daily fee. Expedited access to select rides will also be offered a la carte

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2 years

oh boy, I went to dinner and didn’t pick up my phone so i’ll clarify: many of us presumed today’s posts, shared on official Disney accounts that hadn’t yet shared similar sentiments, were an empty gesture or coordinated distraction from staff walk outs. this was not the case.

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🍓✨carlye wisel

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4 years

a white man disrespecting two women at once, what else is new

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4 years

people traveling into Orange County and waiting in line since 6am to get into Buena Vista Street is KiNd oF ThE rEaSoN California won’t allow Disneyland to open in the first place

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2 years

friendly reminder that: - the Walt Disney Company CEO does not run Disney's theme parks - gut-busting admission is a product of demand, not leadership - parks guests will continue to be squeezed to offset streaming costs - we're still stuck with Genie+

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3 years

BREAKING: The Walt Disney Company — the largest single-site employer in America — will require its employees to be vaccinated

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2 years

i used the word “individual” to emphasize it wasn’t a concerted effort to shift a narrative, but in retrospect, it wasn’t the best word to represent social media staff. (there’s a copyright symbol on the graphic so I thought it was clear it wasn’t completely rogue, but I get it)

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4 years

haven’t even made it in the gate yet and my heart is pounding out of my chest. just had to squeeze past a lane of opposite traffic while there’s this densely packed line for guest services. this is unacceptable — and I haven’t even made it into the park yet.

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4 years

lol @ everyone unfollowing me and my theme park colleagues for encouraging people to vote, good luck ever getting on rise of the resistance STEPHANIE

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2 years

didn’t give a fuck about Coachella until this very moment

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🍓✨carlye wisel

@carlyewisel

2 years

also - there are folks at all levels of the company trying to improve things for LGBTQIA+ employees, and this tweet wasn’t intended to erase their good work. I simply wanted to let people who saw these posts and misinterpreted them, as I did, know they were done in solidarity 💕

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🍓✨carlye wisel

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2 years

when you gotta get on Pteranodon Flyers one way or another 🙃 mini me coming soon! 👼🏻

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2 months

well this is cool as hell

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🍓✨carlye wisel

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2 years

Said it once, will say it a thousand times: Walt Disney World's dependence on ever-increasing profits is creating a massive problem they will struggle to solve in 2-3 years when people have finally had enough. Fans will, mostly, tolerate it. But word of mouth on this? It's bad.

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4 years

this is the woman we're getting a haunted mansion from, people. it's going to be so good ahahahahahahahahahah

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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

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3 years

highlight of the day: seeing cast members at Disney’s Hollywood Studios gathering everyone together for a family photo…of everyone who’s at the park. absolutely incredible.

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2 years

and there it is

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3 years

shoutout to my fellow indoor people who sit at home, stay away from family and friends and scroll through their phones to pass the time only to be slapped in the face with the unabashed selfishness of so, so, many other people

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4 years

adding video to explain the full issue, which is more than just the above line. there were also TWO MORE lanes of pedestrian traffic in the SAME walkway. It’s not a fluke, either - we were directed straight into the bottleneck. (You can hear it in the background.)

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2 years

get 'em, king

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3 years

every white person who entered the Capitol building to "protest" without being physically removed and detained is systemic racism at work

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4 years

I’ve been here for a half hour. social distancing began to be enforced a few minutes ago but tweets about this issue exist from about an hour ago. I don’t like posting this shit. I want to report on the safety measures inside. ask questions. do my job. Instead, I’m leaving.

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🚨 Baymax flying past Sleeping Beauty Castle during Disneyland’s new Wondrous Journeys nighttime fireworks show!! 🚨

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3 years

did u know Disneyland Paris requires a vaccine/negative test/recent antibodies to enter, has social distancing and *still requires masks, even outdoors* because I can’t stop thinking about it

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3 years

pArT oF oUr pRoBlEm iS wE aSsUme tHiNgS

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3 years

your virtual one-minute visit to @Disneyland ’s Avengers Campus💥

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2 years

it feels like the bulk of my job now is explaining how Genie+ works. it’s wild. it’s what Disney planning has become. and if I’m tired of it, I can’t even comprehend what guests — particularly, occasional, casual and first-time guests — are feeling and experiencing.

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call me a corporate shill but i think it's fuckin' rad that Walt Disney World could have selected ANY Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge photo for their homepage and decided to go with this one

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CAST MEMBERS!! if you were laid off and sell, well, anything (clothing? stickers? doodles? hats? old stuff on depop or eBay?) on a personal account online, please drop it below!! will do my best to blast it out and help support any alternate source of income for you💕

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I am at @TheMuppets ’ Muppet Christmas Carol 30th Anniversary panel at #D23Expo and when I tell you the scream I just uttered when Gonzo came on stage!!!!!!!!!!! #D23Expo2022 #TheMuppets

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2 years

Just remembered the time they replaced a broken Donald Duck animatronic in Epcot by putting a sombrero on a plant. I can't believe that was real and not a Covid fever dream. We must tell our children these stories to keep them alive

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4 years

hi let’s maybe not complain about the way dividers and plexiglass look inside ride queues right now considering the parks are opening during a pandemic and can’t do so without them k byeeee 🎃

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🍓✨carlye wisel

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4 years

Joe Rohde's sign-off, via his instagram:

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4 years

hey, @themeparkreview — i’d like to think you’re smart enough to understand how people move through space over time, but considering you’re personally attacking me knowing full well I’m going to drag you for it, I suppose not. keep my name out of your mouth.

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3 years

RT if you desperately want Disneyland and Disney World parking trams back

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3 years

It PAINS me to say this, but Harmonious was so disappointing. Using massive barges to play computer graphics when Disney has the world’s best animation at its fingertips is jarring and strange. It doesn’t feel Epcot, it doesn’t really feel Disney and I’m…shocked, to be honest.

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where was this republican sense of urgency when our citizens were dying en mass from a virus as our jobs evaporated when our unemployment ran out while our forests burned when our air became unbreathable when anything beyond themselves & their own agendas was at stake?

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2 years

wait Bob Chapek gets $23 million and never has to deal with people like us ever again?? jealous

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4 years

is this what Christmas morning feels like

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2 years

mmmmmm Disney’s newest WTF snack is a chocolate cake inside a chocolate boot and frankly, I’m obsessed

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3 years

Happily Ever After has only been running 4 years, with projection mapping brilliance that set Disney apart. It’s majestic, emblematic of what Magic Kingdom stands for, and I don’t get why it can’t be performed in tandem with the 50th’s new show. I’m not ready to say adieu.

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hello, this is Matt the Radar Technician, here to rewire the calcinator. why does everyone on this ship keep asking me about Kylo Ren’s 8-pack? get that camera out of my face, back to work!!! 🙃 #GalacticStarcruiser #StarWars

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2 years

volume 2 gonna be wild as all hell

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3 years

Disney California Adventure's event is $40 once you subtract parking ($10) and the dining card ($25). $40 to have hundreds of people return to work, spend an afternoon in a nice outdoor place where masks are enforced and maybe wave at Mickey Mouse is a win in my book.

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scheduling an annual passholder preview for Disney World's reopening feels a LiTtLe BiT LikE making a dinner reservation on the Titanic

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4 years

so much respect to Disney for using their voice to encourage others to use their own. this couldn't have been an easy choice, but is such an important one.

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3 years

Heimlich was cool…but the Dora Milaje are cooler 😮 #AvengersCampus

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3 years

Chapek re: a caller asking about Gina Carano: “I don't really see Disney as characterizing itself as left-leaning or right-leaning, yet instead of standing for values, values that are universal, values of respect, values of decency, values of integrity and values of inclusion.”

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4 years

a woman was just on that stage and it wasn’t as someone’s wife. I never thought I’d see it. anything is possible.

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BREAKING: Disney California Adventure will be REOPENING for a special ticketed dining experience this Spring. Details are forthcoming, but it seems you'll be able to walk around the theme park (!!!) and eat some of your favorite theme park foods (!!!) as early as mid-March.

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today's Disney Parks layoffs are painful to watch. cast members make these resorts what they are in every position, in every area, from hotel to custodial to attractions to strutting down Hollywood Boulevard, and their continued departures are nothing short of heartbreaking.

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3 years

surely we could have chosen something other than the honor system when it comes to wearing masks

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3 years

If you're watching #Adele30 tonight, please ogle Oprah's outfit!!!!! She's wearing my sister-in-law's line, Lapointe, and she looks fabulous!!!!!!!!

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3 years

I slept in and am hours late but the thing that resonates for me most in the upcoming “The Princess and the Frog”overhaul of Splash Mountain is joy. Tiana's face, the animals, guests, Louis the alligator, even Sharika Mahdi's art — all of it exudes deep, unbridled JOY🥰

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3 years

i am not in a mental state to accept this level of accuracy

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what's your favorite "I'm never coming to Disney again because of this!!" saga because mine is when they outlawed those big strollers and ice

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3 years

just glancing at the lack of mask compliance in these photos makes my heart hurt for everything theme park cast members deal with on a daily basis

BlogMickey.com

@Blog_Mickey

3 years

Disney also relaxed social distancing for Expedition Everest by loading every row. Disney said that they're able to do so because the seats have "high backs" More:

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I love this so much. Issues like these used to be so far from Disney grounds where escapism is baked into the design, and I’m so thankful this is happening here and within all Disney communities. Black Lives Matter, and the brutality and racism-fueled violence needs to stop.

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Disney employees are lined up clapping and cheering for the people marching in support of NBA players’ protests against racism and police brutality. The group includes not just referees but some team attendants and others living on campus.

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3 years

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE HOLY HELL

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4 years

can you imagine if the pandemic was under control and we could have celebrated yesterday at disneyland, damn

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4 years

friendly reminder to not DM a Jewish woman on Rosh Hashanah the day Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies and the goblins in the Senate flip on their own word that she should “be aware” that “people from both sides the political spectrum” follow her “for Disney info and joy”

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there will never be anything like this one 💕

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this is the greatest @Disneyland event of all time!!! I forgot this place has rides!!!! you could burn down the joint and I’d still show up to see Kermit DANCE on MAIN STREET!!!! HOW IS THIS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser is a chaotic delight, a kind of Disney escape that's uniquely special yet completely bonkers. Far from perfect — the exhaustive story needs streamlining and some experiences underwhelm — it remains an immersive triumph in spite of its flaws.

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4 years

unpopular opinion but i find it odd that people are so hell-bent on the yeti being fixed while the mountain is littered with hairbands

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i no longer rank Pixar movies since i visited the studio and told an employee i love Monsters University and they stopped dead in their tracks

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@carlyewisel

4 years

Tom Corless has bullied and ridiculed specific women in the Disney community for far too long. By staying silent + viewing his pattern of behavior as “critique”, I’ve left the door open for it to continue, possibly towards others who don’t brush it off as easily. That ends today.

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4 years

Shanghai Disneyland will re-open on May 11!!!! Phased approach, limited attendance, advanced reservations, government-required procedures (masks, temperature screenings, etc.) plus entry and controlled social distancing. This. Is. HUGE.

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@carlyewisel

4 years

@thekarami can't look tired when you've done a whole bunch of absolutely nothing

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@carlyewisel

3 years

is it callous to reply to everyone on my instagram angry that Disney is "taking away personal freedoms" with a thank you for their assumed support of the right to legal abortion

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@carlyewisel

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if y’all care so much about what Disney is doing, maybe require your employees to be vaccinated too 🙃

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aiiiiiiiiiiiir ball 🏀

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4 years

too much or just enough

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@carlyewisel

3 years

will never understand how theme parks are owned by massive media conglomerates yet their websites never seem to work

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@carlyewisel

2 months

it's a good day to be a criminally online disney parks fan

Orlando International Airport

@MCO

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In case you're wondering what today's Sonny Eclipse will look like in Orlando - looks like we're in for some Cosmic Ray's. ☀️😎

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3 years

you know how you know when a policy is enacted too quickly? when people who work the first shift tomorrow morning at Walt Disney World COULD LIKELY BE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW

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it's becoming more and more of a challenge to not be infuriated by the palpable selfishness of everyone who refuses to be vaccinated and perpetuates this pandemic even further

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summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 muppets 🕯 🕯 haunted mansion🕯 🕯 theme park 🕯 🕯 activation 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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2 years

Disney reached out to confirm that Port Neches-Groves' chant, performed in the Magic Kingdom, was not part of the audition or rehearsal process. They are appreciative of the employee who asked that headdresses be removed, and agree this performance should not have happened.

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oh my god… @disney deleted my comment from their Instagram. I’m a Jewish reporter with a verified account offering respectful criticism about a post for the religious holiday *I* celebrate. WOW.

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if you don’t respect cast members’ lives, i do not respect you. period.

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@carlyewisel

3 years

Disney Enchantment is what it is: a modern nighttime show intended to highlight Disney+’s robust library. it photographs great, vocal performances are fab and the majority of day guests will be pleased, but anyone who’s experienced Happily Ever After knows this ain’t it.

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who needs an alarm when the hotel room next to you just booked a 7am rise of the resistance boarding group 🥴

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3 years

pretty sure Walt wouldn't be rolling in his grave over Disney Genie but instead over smoking indoors being banned but hey i get the frustration

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4 years

can’t fathom explaining to someone who isn’t a disney fan that waking up before 7am local time on vacation is a good thing

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only the best for my future child

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4 years

cannot tell you how dumb I felt to text @Defunctland to ask about a roller coaster and say how excited I am to ride it only to have him literally text me back "it is defunct"

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now, obviously, Disney CEO Bob Chapek does not oversee guest band performances at Magic Kingdom. While he is still likely to be blamed, what worries me most is a corporate culture where something like this can happen without anyone realizing — or worse, knowing — how wrong it is.

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3 years

I’M BAAAAAAAAACK!! 🎉

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@carlyewisel

2 years

some really great forthcoming ride vehicle maquettes on display: 1. Zootopia attraction vehicle at Shanghai Disneyland 2. Tangled ride vehicle at Tokyo DisneySea 3. Tinker Bell attraction vehicle at Tokyo DisneySea 4. Wandering Oaken coaster at Hong Kong Disneyland #D23Expo

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but if they get rid of traditional bag check how will i continue to have awkward conversations with older men about my personal items

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BREAKING: Disneyland character and parade cast members are unionizing as "Magic United" in association with Actor's Equity Association.

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I am in full support of Jungle Cruise's changes. We shouldn't uphold outdated depictions in the name of nostalgia. That being said, it would be extremely progressive of Disney to put The Rock into Jungle Cruise and every other theme park ride, just a full sweep across the board

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the earth is healing 🥺

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