JanyNicole (5’9” energy) @JanyNicole Twitter profile

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

This emoji (🦷) is just the pilsbury dough boy showing you his bussy. Don’t let big dentist convince you otherwise 🦷🦷🦷

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 months

FYI your taxes were supposed to pay for this getting fixed but instead they gave all your money to cops so they could keep shooting innocent people and now regular citizens are just having to do it themselves.

Ashley Mackey

@abc7ashley

2 months

Compton residents are “tired” of all the potholes. I met up with a couple who’ve taken it upon themselves to go around the city and fill them up! They’ve gained so much traction on social media that others are starting to pitch in and help! Story at 5p on @ABC7

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

What’s the dude equivalent of feeling chaotic and cutting bangs?

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

Guys I’m gonna be honest. I’m a lil high and I legit forgot beards existed when I posed this question.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Billionaires don't get to tell us to work harder.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

If you watch film or TV I highly recommend you start paying attention to the IATSE strike. They’re asking for things like lunch breaks and to work 10-12 hour days, a thing that in any other industry would STILL be considered abusive. They’re literally asking for a lil less abuse

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

A pro life Representative died and its like, ok flip flopper. pick a side.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Eating 4 pieces of salami standing in front of the open refrigerator door counts as dinner.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

They’re the perfect answer. You can change them as quickly and often as bangs. Beards. Bangs. They’re both B’s. It’s literally perfect.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

@shebejmn If you can’t handle me at my pee pants you don’t deserve me at my devastatingly hot.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@sabinameschke I think it's kind of like uWu. like nYu

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

1 year

@TheMovieMermaid Not gonna lie, when that clip was first going around I didn’t know the set up for the scene and just assumed someone from art dept was gonna get their ass handed to them like that time they had the bad fake baby from that one movie.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

@jxscott @lindsaytheis You’re not prey if they eat you after you’re dead. You’re scavenged goods.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@HeavenlyGrandpa Ok that’s different tho. Cause if you do it right you see god.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Where do people without cars cry???

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

6 months

I may be damaged but they aren’t

Femi🤴

@bigdaddyfemi

6 months

Trust men or have beautiful tiddies?

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

If I were 15% hotter I would be 37% more unhinged. Everyone should be very relieved I’m a 6 at best

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@NILES100 Like... who does he think is going to be watching movies for the next 60-80 years, it's literally the youtube generation.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

5 months

felt not cute. might delete later.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Girls: one time this guy brought me a milkshake The Chat: "Omg MARRY HIM." "He is perfect." "A Himbo King" Fellas the bar is so low and so many still aren't clearing it

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

@thenameiscelia @rockyourbroady Hey @thenameiscelia . US.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

Personally I would LOVE to see more dudes with bangs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Deep dish is absolutely just lasagne

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

WHY ARE THERE LIVE CHICKENS IN THIS KFC DRIVE-THRU

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Fun Fact: These guys are cousins. The family doesn't talk about it though because they're both war criminals.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Do my boobs make this shirt look big?

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

One time a guy sent me an unsolicited video of him jerking off and the family guy theme song was playing in the background. To this day it’s the funniest a man has ever been.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Instead of spending $10 on the louis ck special donate that money to one of the women in your life that have been sexually assaulted.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Yo this is EXACTLY how I give head. Weird they made a video about it but go off I guess

Commissioner for Dodo™️

@Eminitybaba_

2 years

Durex need to calm down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Slutty little outfit achieved.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

1 year

The last tv show I did was billed as “new media” meaning it was meant for streaming. Because of that everyone across the board worked for lower wages. Actors, writers, crew. I was forced to leave set when I would hit 13 hours so I wouldn’t get overtime even though I was making

Eliza Skinner

@elizaskinner

1 year

This is truly, simply what the WGA strike is about: do you detect a difference b/t the shows you stream (through Roku, your laptop, etc) and the ones you watch through a cable box? Bc we do the same work for both, but we take a HUGE paycut for streaming shows. 1/3

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Reduce Reuse Recycle me daddy

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

They’re dating.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

7 months

my entire tl is war crimes, terrible health problems, labor strife, boobs, and the le creuset fall collection pumpkin pot.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 months

@itspushpush They can also afford bail and lawyers. Being at the front is literally the least they can do

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@ryfergs Ok but this is very handsome chaos.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

Them: Tell me your deepest fantasy Me: I want to pretend I'm a Sim's character so I never again have to make a decision. Them: *traps me in a room with no doors and windows so I slowly go insane* Me: Oh daddy harder

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@ElaniKitten He’s large and in charge

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

He’s standing right behind me isn’t he

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Had a show this weekend. Looked good doing it.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Is... is there a non horny part of twitter?

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Hi I’m the void. Please shout into me.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Found a new best friend at coffee today.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

On a date, super fucking nervous

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

I refuse to pay on my student loans because I’m a job creator. I’m stimulating the economy by giving work to 100’s of debt collectors around the country.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

My iced tea came with a popsicle and the world needs to know.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

. @marcrebillet has singlehandedly resurrected the robe industry

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

5 months

so bossy jeez

ten second cam

@camilli_amilli

5 months

hot girls, assemble! it’s sunday and I need to see all your beautiful titties…I mean faces

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Celebrating her birthday tonight. You should buy us drinks.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

6 months ago I had to run from rubber bullets because I kneeled in the intersection of Sunset and Gower for 15 minutes. I watched people be dragged down the street into buses. People shot with tear gas. But fascists storm the capitol and everything's chill.

Igor Bobic

@igorbobic

3 years

Police officers are holding them steps away from the Senate chamber, which is locked. Senators are inside. I see a few confederate flags.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

The Himbo Union did a thing and so now the Girls Chat has to do a thing. When will the rivalry end?!? Hopefully never cause it’s so much fun. #himboresolutions

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

Why is work texting me at 7am on a Saturday? Don’t they know I stayed up til 3am sexting with a magician???

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

@hotgirlellie My friend was able to shove her entire foot in a regular sized condom, it went halfway up her calf. They aren't that snug

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Towel selfie for the TL cause I need attention today.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

I have my first screening appointment for ADHD tomorrow and I am PUMPED. It's taken almost a year to get.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Oh no my friends are so pretty 🥺

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

On an average job I work 12-18 hour days 5-7 days a week. My low end is a 60 hour work week. The strike won’t help my side of the industry but it will hopefully set a precedent that will trickle to my end of things.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Guys I lied. I brought 2 slutty little outfits

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

She stayed in tonight

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

10 out of 10 people in their 30’s recommend Advil… like all the time. Just constant Advil

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

5 years in LA today. I have what might actually qualify as a career. All my friends are hot, smart, funny, and leftist. My roommate is amazing. I wasn’t even sure I’d make it past the 1st year and here I am. So like… should I set it all on fire and move to NYC?

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Can’t believe I’m getting on the 405 just to meet a man

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@ElyKreimendahl Ok but I do know, cause it was last week and I got 20 feet away from my apartment before I realized and had to panic run back while covering my face and it was very traumatic.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Guns don’t kill people. Toddlers do.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

Best dressed groomsman with the hottest date.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Technically I’m bisexual but I’m non practicing. More of a Christmas/Easter bi type of guy.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

What if I don't have 4 hot pics???

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

We need different terms for the good reply guys and the bad reply guys. They can’t all stay under the same umbrella any more. The division is too wide.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Attractive people keep following me on here and it’s stressing me out.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Imma need some of you to retweet this cause its the funniest I've been online in MONTHS.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

@jenbegakis This is the start of an incredible movie. Is there a name on it??? *horrified but also so fucking intrigued.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

They better still fucking do Betty Whites 100th birthday party. Weekend at bernies her ass. We’re counting her as 100.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

@AHHHnnaliese

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Just today one of my best friends got her dream project funded, another best friend signed the lease on her first restaurant in SF, and I ate an avocado before it spoiled. So happy for us all😌

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Quick tip: if you don’t have millions of dollars, don’t take voting advice from people worth millions of dollars. You have different goals and needs. Don’t vote for Rick Caruso

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

What if we kissed inside the futuristic KFC 🥺

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

5 months

make some noise for my newest mesh shirt please

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

People act like peer pressure is a bad thing. But sometimes it results in a bunch of unhinged hotties acting up on the TL. And everyone’s a winner when that happens

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

I keep forgetting to be hot on Twitter. My apologies for the neglect. I promise to do better.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

he t h i c c c

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Tomorrow I go in for an appt to find out about a possible experimental cure for my illness. I’ve been sick for 14 yrs there’s never before been the possibility of a cure just slowing how quickly it kills me. I am excited and scared but mostly worried it will give me Deadpool face

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Tonight I literally took candy from a stranger. Should be fine.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

One time I fed a man homemade popsicles while he was playing video games. And yet I’m still single?!?

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

10 months

I'm not a writer. I'm not SAG. I'm literally 1 of 5 positions on a Union Set that's not in a union. I'm one of the THREE positions on set that is considered "exempt" from earning overtime. I'm the 3rd lowest paid position on a set and I don't get paid for my 16 hours of work.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

5 months

anyways. here’s my dick

JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

5 months

i would like to humbly apologize to every man i’ve ever ridiculed for taking trash dick pics. after failing several times to take a flattering pic of the girthy spicy tuna roll I just made i get it now. there is no good angle. it’s literally impossible

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

So excited to have my @flaviusvalens1 original!

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

If you cancel a date because chipotle gave you diarrhea and then ghost the day of the redo, it’s not my fault you’ll forever be known as chipotle butt

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

I have 4 free hours today before I work the next 10 days straight and I INSIST on spending them looking cute.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

I’ve only had avocado toast twice in my life but each time it was $500,000, so yes I guess maybe I could have bought a house. This ones on me guys.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

My toxic trait is that I'm so rarely in a relationship, that even when I AM in one, I forget and constantly shitpost about being single.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Controversial opinion but I think the internet has made me a nicer person.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

My toxic trait is that I’m wildly content with who I am and don’t think I need to change at all.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Me on set rn with 4 hours sleep seeing that all my twitter besties got laid last night. Love that for you all! 🥺

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

3 years

@NILES100 When I did my final portfolio in design school the first thing the only old man on the panel said was "You'll never get a man to wear magenta." and I immediately stopped listening.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Sundress season is still on in LA.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

She can’t pay her rent but she sure is cute.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

2 years

Heads up to all my new followers: my feed is basically just outrage over the world ending, anger at capitalism, and thirst traps. Ya gotta sit through the first two to get to the reward at the end.

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JanyNicole (5’9” energy)

@JanyNicole

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now more than ever i stand by my statement that amy schumer is the female dane cook.

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@JanyNicole