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Decayed gentlewoman, cannot afford a servant. Painter, also writes for The Jackdaw a small magazine with 'Independent Views on the Visual Arts.'

Oxford, England
Joined July 2011
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@Janekelly25
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4 years
Today I was signed off by Queen Charlotte's Medical Oncology Dept after ten years. A new chapter begins.
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@maxseddon @DAaronovitch But no one has threatened Russia with extinction - in fact, no one has threatened Russia at all.
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5 years
#JoSwinsonMP is upset because #Boris described some women volleyballers as 'Glistening like wet otters.' A wonderful phrase which she thinks is 'sexist.' What will England be like if people like her take over?
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Ex Journo David Thomas who is 'transitioning' says he now 'thinks like a woman;' 'I worry more what the surgeon will do to my face than my genitals,' 'I have 40 years of shopping to catch up on.' Interesting view on women c 1958
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5 years
@davidschneider Just someone who's been under a strain for a long time, that's all. It could happen to you one day, if you get a job.
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4 years
@SadiqKhan @jdpoc The lunatics have finally taken over the asylum.
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4 years
3,000 people in Brockwell Park yesterday. Not surprised, when I lived in Lambeth it often felt like being in a developing country.
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5 years
#NoraQuoirin verdict very odd. Young girl gets out of bed, goes down stairs, climbs out of window, walks for miles into the hills, takes off all her clothes and dies. Malaysians say death caused by 'lack of food.'
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4 years
@Train_PlaneHub I hope I don't have to travel on such a silly looking thing. Why don't they concentrate money & efforts on providing a good service.
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6 years
@IMcMillan I once used the word palimpsest in a book club. An elderly man told me I meant palindrome & a fight broke out. I never went again.
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4 years
#BBCWorldservice reports 160 Albinos have been killed in Malawi this year, hunted for their body parts which are believed to have magical powers bringing wealth. Do #BlackLivesMatter if they are white?
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6 years
At royal funerals & weddings we see evidence of keen brains involved in forward planning, tiny detail, the creative ability to fuse high & popular culture. Why do we not see that kind of intelligence in any other area of British life?
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5 years
@hollyarigby @HackneyAbbott I assume by your pitiful reaction that he won the debate?
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@_Nick_James He never used to say he was a woman, he used to talk a lot about being a transvestite.
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6 years
@OwenJones84 I think Field said the present day Labour party is too nasty for him, these tweets prove his case
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5 years
@MarieAnnUK It's not an 'awkward moment' it's very sad for the students. However most of them are not British so perhaps they don't have any understanding of democracy & free speech.
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3 years
@benjaminbutter @eirianJprosser No one in this day and age, should ever be in this situation. Everyone's nightmare.
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4 years
@DVATW No wonder there is so much plastic now in the river. You can't import that many people from the developing world & expect them to have English middle class sensibilities.
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@BBCAccessAll Isn't it also a problem that she is just not funny?
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3 years
@BBCWomansHour Very good analysis of this - you are certainly well prepared. Slightly annoying to hear the word 'cis' used as if it is normal language.
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6 years
@RedGrouper @Sheanderthal @TheNewEuropean First question: Yes. Second, that is rather silly as Leavers like England and want to keep it.
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5 years
@hollyarigby @HackneyAbbott He's a very clever, well educated person so I am afraid you might not be able to understand what he says. Also, try not to defame innocent people, it doesn't make you look good at all.
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4 years
#baronessnicholson on #bbcr4today quite broken. She helped found the #Booker & once put her own money in to keep it going. Now she is traduced & expelled by craven cowards, for one tweet.
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@RealPeteBennett How can he talk through that rubber ring on his face?
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4 years
It seems #Rhodes must fall & so must British education. In 1922 J M Barrie wrote that you go to university to 'find courage.' He'd be sad now if he could see #Oriel reduced to a nest of craven cowards.
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6 years
#BBCR4today has two wimmin on to discuss #Boris and the evil of making jokes 'in this climate' both against him. Why is the #BBC so addicted to thinking we want to listen to people agreeing with each other?
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2 years
Just seen #GBNews for the first time. Mark Steyn talking to David Starkey – what more one ask for?!
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1 year
@osakyna_n Nothing. The two issues are unrelated. Although it might be questioned how you can have billionaires in a country as poor as #Pakistan ?
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4 years
@LKTranslator Which countries has Britain just bombed, do tell? A lot of refugees today from Nigeria, I had no idea we were bombing bits of Africa...
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5 years
#PMQs 10 mins in & we've had menstruation, abortion, rape, 'women's reproductive rights,' abuse & the usual demand for the hated #Boris to apologise for saying humbug. This is what we can expect when feminists take over the culture of Westminster.
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7 years
@PeterSweden7 A woman I know in #Leipzig says women cannot go out alone now because of young Afghan migrants. Women's welfare always seems expendable
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4 years
@MBMcDnld @MailOnline But sometimes it is. Cf photos from 'dog markets' in Korea showing dogs with their legs stretched behind their backs before they are boiled alive. There is never any excuse for cruelty, what ever 'culture' does it.
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@TitaniaMcGrath A woman victimised by unnecessary encouragement.
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@DAaronovitch @thetimes I assume you've heard her words on her reaction to seeing decapitated heads in bins, and her refusal to admit even the smallest regret for supporting #ISIS ?
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4 years
#BBC World this Weekend tackling virus in the ethnic community; I would draw attention toa BBC report Born in #Bradford 2019, a longitudinal study, showing increase in diabetes & obesity among Asian children. Also links between cousin marriage and poor health outcomes.
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@maxclementsECHO Slavery had been abolished by the time Gladstone became PM
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7 years
# @BBCRadio4 #Southend Carnival just finished. Very popular but strangely no mention of it on #BBC R4. Is it because we is white?
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4 years
#Denmark is sending migrants back to #Syria with a year's salary and extra money to set up businesses. As a tiny but wealthy country they've decided that is the best thing to do rather than try to assimilate large numbers.
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4 years
Does this include girls and who will check?
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5 years
@BBCr4today The architect of mass migration to the UK. He can truly take the credit for this situation
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4 years
A #Muslim woman has been told that her #sharia court marriage is not legal so she can get no financial settlement. A great problem with those 'courts' is women not knowing that their marriage/divorce is not legal in the great wide world out there.
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@holland_tom Many of us never found #Dickens boring, quite the opposite. If you or the #BBC feel that he is, to quote John Sessions, just leave him alone.
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1 year
@scobie Like #Megan you don't seem to know the difference between monarchy & celebrity.
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1 month
Part woman part bagpipe
@bbcquestiontime
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“We’ve got lots of really really talented politicians in Scotland… putting the people of Scotland first in the decision making processes” The SNP’s Kirsty Blackman defends the SNP's record in Scotland, and says new leadership will continue work #bbcqt
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@hellzapopppin I got banned for saying something like this!
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5 years
@BBCr4today @travisalabanza They had to come to the studio as a pair, in case one of them was attacked as trans people are so vulnerable to attack. No one challenged that rubbish.
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8 months
Spreading the message of hate & resentment to students. A particularly wicked act at this time.
@SayeedaWarsi
Sayeeda Warsi
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“Muslims Don’t Matter - the silencing, stereotyping and stigmatising of British Muslims” My Lecture this week @UniversityLeeds where I sound the sirens of the catastrophic consequence of our current approach and urge a change in direction. Listen here
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5 years
Ian McEwan is calling the PM a cockroach. That was the word used by the Hutu v the Tutsi initiating the Rwanda genocide in 1994. Sad that a British writer has sunk so dangerously low.
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5 years
A female fireman on #BBCWomansHour says Fireman Sam must change his name or better still retire to make way for a woman. The change of name 'is a serious issue.' Apparently telling men to retire to make way is not.
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8 years
Stephen Kinnock just called for an open door on immigration presumably trying to finish what his father and comrades started
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4 years
Report covering 260 hospitals all over UK to be published in The Lancet, shows that South Asians are 20% more likely to get #coronavirus due to health issues such as diabetes. The virus does not target other minority groups. Amazing, it doesn't seem to be racist after all!
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4 years
@stevebrookstein I wonder if you can be awarded some kind of points for getting race into this?
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2 years
Yet another opportunity for a woman 'comedian' to talk about 'poo.' What was once restricted to 3 year olds is now apparently good for #gender equality. Makes a change from Sue Perkins going on about it in her pseudo anthropology slot.
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💩 Are you a sitter or a squatter? @Ella_AlShamahi looks into the best way to poo.
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4 years
#bbcr4FarmingToday explained that black people don't go into farming as 'It reminds them of slavery.' Rural folk MUST 'get comfortable being uncomfortable' & must deliberately meet 'people of colour.' Presenter Anna Jones also threw in some Lesbian farmers for good measure.
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@magic_breakfast Is there some reason why their mothers can't manage to buy a loaf & a box of eggs? I expect they can afford mobiles, TV, expensive fast food, tats etc?
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5 years
Disturbing report in #SundayTimes about some medical schools lowering admission requirements for would be doctors, dropping chemistry, in the interest of 'inclusivity.' This if anything will surely lead to a two tier #NHS
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4 years
@Fancypost @MailOnline No, it's about respect for wild life, particularly endangered species. There is a fashion in China for eating 'bush meat' even if it is highly likely to become extinct.
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5 years
We live in an age of obsessive forced apology, people have to cringe & crawl for expressing their views, but no one has asked #ShamimaBegum to apologise for committing treason
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6 years
The poster about FGM in my doctor's surgery shows a white person. Fear of stereotyping?
@GlblCtzn
Global Citizen ⭕
6 years
FGM is not a religious practice. FGM is not done for health reasons. FGM is a violation of human rights – and it’s happening everywhere. Read our full reporting project and take action to end FGM:
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@davidkurten I remember when royalty never commented on topical issues. They are good with horses, dogs, war, shaking hands & ceremonial. They are not good @ thinking & that is not their job.
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4 years
@pmpoc I think the people of eastern Europe paid it a million times over.
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4 years
Some time ago Benedict Cumberbatch nearly lost his career for using the term, 'Coloured people' but he got away with it, luckier than Greg Clarke. The Society For The Advancement of Coloured People in the US gets away with it all the time.
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4 years
#portraitartistoftheyear What IS going on? A sad day for portrait painting. The young lad who actually looked @ the model rather than his phone, and had a feeling and sensitivity for oil paint was clearly the most talented of the three.
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@HarrietSergeant Ruth Busby, 'People & Transformational Director' #GWR has won an OBE for, 'Services to Diversity in the Rail Industry.' It doesn't matter if there are no trains to get you home as long as the people not showing up or too incompetent to run a railway are diverse.
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2 years
@zarahsultana @SuellaBraverman What is your solution to the problem of illegal economic migrants coming here?
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6 years
@BBCr4today @HackneyAbbott What about teaching them about the immorality of attacking other people with knives?
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4 years
The cause of race relations has been set back decades by the BLM. via @SalisburyReview
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6 years
Anyone going on holiday today, via Victoria station & their 'Gatwick Express' is going to miss their flight. Incredible. We are turning into a third world country
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5 years
@SayeedaWarsi @bbcworldservice Who never stops gassing on about #Islamophobia & actively makes community relations worse
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3 years
@MochaaMamiii It seems that suddenly, no one is capable of understanding anyone else. Bad news for novelists.
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@bbcquestiontime He's right on this. We don't need a 'briefing room' at all any more than Number 10 needs a 'Rose garden,' both ideas imported from the US.
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5 years
@toadmeister They are both quite dim so this isn't surprising
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6 years
@LBC Sounds bad, until you see the film and can't help cheering. We've all longed to do it to the Lycra Men.
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@GBNEWS My late neighbour identified as a hamster. Sadly, she fell asleep @ the wheel.
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2 years
only 4 in church this am. Saw some tourists outside taking photos so I invited them in & they took part in the service looking a bit baffled. Turned out to be Spanish Catholics. Perhaps kidnapping is the answer to low CofE congregations?
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5 years
#BBC has a problem with making any historic drama as they absolutely refuse to show any series which includes only white people. If they covered St Crispin's Day half the English bowpeople would have to be black, & female.
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But she tells students that #Britain is 'a totalitarian state' specifically persecuting Muslims
@SayeedaWarsi
Sayeeda Warsi
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“Be challenging, be authentic, be brave” My interview ⁦ @bbcworldservice ⁩ Witness History, Britain's first Muslim in Cabinet Listen here 👇🏽
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@vonderleyen @BorisJohnson This photo looks like an afternoon TV advert
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@VictoriaPeckham @TheGreenParty I recently had my twitter account closed for telling a trans man that he still looked like a woman, which he did. Amazing the grip they have on social media. Excellent piece of yours on Trans teenagers.
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6 years
@craigmair1138 No, it's students from various parts of the world taking part in a sport
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4 years
@WorksWithWords He hasn't sneered at all, about anything. He gave a measured, considered response after declaring his own interest as an employee.
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5 years
@RealKyleMorris great to know the calibre of the new women entering govt, gifted with eloquence
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6 years
@craigmair1138 By 'elitist' do you mean the best people are recruited to do the best job?
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7 years
The tip of the spear 35,000 jihadists are present in UK, about two WWII divisions. via @SalisburyReview
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3 years
@tele_education The way to change this is to radically improve state education, not destroy good private schools.
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7 years
Andy Burnham entirely rejects 'the concept of Islamic terrorism.' He says Manchester agrees & this was 1 lone nutter unconnected to others
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4 years
@SocialM85897394 @profanityswan @metpoliceuk Guardian writers are always so full of compassionate understanding
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3 years
@calvinrobinson @NEUnion When the French teacher was murdered I contacted all the teaching unions in the UK. No reply from any of them.
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2 years
@CF_Farrow Because it is produced by very cruel slaughtering without stunning the animal first. You can read what it is quite easily on-line.
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6 years
#Brexit was all about immigration, now the govt having failed to train our own people for skilled jobs is going to let more people in.
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5 years
#ISIS captives are now described as 'traumatised.' If the Nuremberg trials were going on now, would the defendants be given that as a defence?
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7 years
@DVATW @grumpyfred3 Recent NHS report of fall in life expectancy in UK including infants didn't mention that many new mothers are not born here
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7 years
The BBC are now fully pandering to the ludicrous, anti democratic 'safe space' policies of some universities.
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5 years
Neil Basu says Jihadism is caused by lack of social mobility. Of course feeling down & out we've all been out and bombed tubes and buses, but shouldn't he also mention the influence of #Islam and the tendency of Muslims in the UK to live in wilfully insular communities?
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@lukejones03 @BBCWorldatOne From the way she spoke she has not been in the UK for very long, surely she could say why she and her family & missing husband came here?
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Angela Barnes on the News Quiz last night: 'All Boris has to do to be better than Mrs May is not shit himself.' That's what passes for comedy now at #bbcr4 that's the level they think we want to hear; someone without a scintilla of wit being boringly coarse.
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@VictoriaPeckham Men who say they are women will also be able to wipe out all criminal convictions they committed as men. This is the scam of the century
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@ButcherinLyon @nigeljc67 That little boy's father had a steady job in Turkey for 2 years before they got in the boat. Turkey was a safe place for them.
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@traceyb50 @JarvisDupont I think we have all agreed that it is now the womanopause if it's called anything
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4 years
By whom would you rather be patronised, the suave #laurencefox who has no axe to grind, or Shami Chakarabati a millionaire socialist who knows exactly what we should be thinking & what we can and cannot say, for our own good of course?
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