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Jane Lebak

@JaneLebak

4 years

My book got picked up by Book Riot as one of the best undiscovered books! How cool is that?!? You can find it here:

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@JaneLebak

2 months

@shyshy_too I hope your neighbor's entire life is squeaky-clean because that's the kind of behavior Karma should notice and come down on. Buy your kids air horns & yourself ear plugs, then supervise them at play. Give your neighbor a big wave and a smile.

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@AITA_reddit Um, I knit, and I can spend time with my husband while I'm knitting. I visit with friends while knitting. I knit during meetings. He wanted her UNDIVIDED ATTENTION and that's bullshit. She was doubtless spending plenty of time with him. He was jealous of a blanket.

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@AITA_reddit BTW, I love how OP is pissed that "she was judging my ability as a parent when she's not a parent herself," while all the time OP is judging the teacher's ability as a teacher...when OP is likewise not a teacher.

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@AITA_reddit When I was 12, my mom sat me down & said, "Some days, you're going to be in a foul mood and want to snap at everyone. And when that happens, you are still responsible to behave like a decent person." I get he's upset about his career. Still shouldn't shit on his wife's joy. YTA.

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3 years

@AITA_reddit OP spends approximately 2500 words detailing lack of respect for her girlfriend and then asks if she's an asshole because her girlfriend thinks she doesn't respect her. Yes, but not for that reason.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "Hon, new division of labor. You handle anything having to do with your job, your applications, your email, and so on. You keep saying I'm not doing it right, so now you get to do it. I'm out." NTA

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit NOTE: Just because someone apologized does not mean you have to accept the apology. You can accept the apology and remember what they did. You can accept the apology and even forgive--but choose not to reconcile. If the aggressor is sincerely sorry, they will undestand this.

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3 years

@AITA_reddit I think he did the most masculine thing by recognizing the dog's needs were not something he could meet, righting the injustice, standing up for himself, and cutting ties with his girlfriend.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "I'm supporting Hayleigh because she's my daughter. And I'm ignoring Jennifer because she's my daughter and that means she needs to suck it up and deal."

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3 years

@AITA_reddit Thirty years from now: "Sorry, Dad, but your open heart surgery was a lot of money, so now you get to live in your car. It wouldn't be fair to us to have to dip into our vacation money to chip in for your rent."

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit She got pregnant during a three month fling. What are the odds that Joe tampered with her BC specifically to get someone to bear his child, that way he could take the kid?

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit Which one is exhibiting more Christian behavior? The person who gave up her room so a guest could sleep in it, or the one who destroyed someone else's property and refused to compromise?

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@AITA_reddit I belong to a group called Selfish Knitters and Crocheters, and one of their tenets is, "Everyone deserves love. Some people deserve love in the form of handknit socks, and some people deserve love in the form of a greeting card." These folks are in the "greeting card" camp.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit He never says he approached his family and told them not to mock her. Basically he agreed that they wouldn't mock her, did nothing to make that happen, and then sided with them when they did. Does he have even one redeeming quality other than a nice cousin?

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit Please tell me this is made up. That no woman freebleeds in her sleep when she's a guest at someone's house, and no stepmother is fine with that, and no father says it's not a problem for the person whose room he loaned out to have to clean up after this disaster. Please.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit I love how she only works 20 hours a week and the other 20 hours are spent goofing off on zoom meetings or planning committees etc. In other words, she only works 20 hours a week and then for the other 20 hours, she works.

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3 years

@AITA_reddit A while ago I heard a parody of a school phone tree, and one of the options was, "If you want us to raise your child, press 5." YTA.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@crowqueene @AITA_reddit I rent a Tall Person for fifteen dollars an hour to accompany me around the store in order to fetch items off high shelves. On aisles where that is not required, I have him sing "Happy Birthday to You" the whole time.

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@toronodon @AITA_reddit I like the idea of a menstruation hut, only HE stays in the hut. And mysteriously, suddenly her periods go from five days to fifteen days. ;-) "Yeah, sorry, it's still happening. You'd better stay in the hut."

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit "Reddit, my girlfriend has a vibrant personality and a lot of self-confidence. How can I wreck that?"

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit TL;DR: "I married a woman who's ten years younger than me, and it bugs me that I look older by comparison. She doesn't fully respect my superiority in all things, so I raged at her, but I'll dress it up as being educational. AITA?"

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit In my vast experience, if the cat doesn't like what you're doing, the cat is very good at removing himself to another location and not participating. If the cat is playing with her, it's because the cat wants to. Also, newsflash, cats make noises. That's part of being alive.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "Somehow she's earning 60K" --> real job "She made everyone uncomfortable" --> no, *you* did by insulting her "I don't know what she's doing with this car" --> you never listened "I don't think our goals are the same" --> Finally, truth

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit I love that "misleading title hall of shame" badge. :-)

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "He said he wanted to text me, but he forgot." "I called him, but he didn't pick up the phone." Nope. Husband had zero intention of texting. Husband turned off the phone in order to have a fun getaway.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "I wake my girlfriend up three hours earlier than she has to every day because I cannot be arsed to behave like a responsible adult. I say this is her problem." She's going to make it his problem by unplugging the clock and locking his phone in the car after he goes to bed.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit Note: I'm laughing that the operations manager forgot they'd moved operations from one location to another. Yes, this is someone who's truly invested in her job.

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@AITA_reddit The minute she starts charging him admin fees, he'll get more demanding because he's paying her for it, then find reasons not to pay ("You took three minutes to fill in that application instead of two.") And then it becomes her fault, not his, when he doesn't get a new job.

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@JaneLebak

1 year

@katelynanne Michael looked into the future and saw three meals a day smothered with ranch dressing.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "Mom said they were hard to come by." Translation? Mom and Dad did try to get the PS5. They were getting attitude and ingratitude from their teen, and they knew there would be a long pout and a snit on Christmas day over any gifts they did buy, so they cut to the chase. Kudos.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit OP: I don't care if there are dishes in the sink. Twitter: Maybe get up off the couch when your wife uses the toilet and wash the damn dishes.

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@JaneLebak

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@briskide @AITA_reddit And the health department. "So hey, if a waitress spits in a customer's food, and the manager leaves her in her position without disciplining her, would you be interested in that?"

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit Contrast: my husband wanted to do a favor for a coworker, but since the coworker is a woman, he talked to me about whether it might look inappropriate & how to make it work out. I believe that's called "mutual respect." (The favor was done anonymously. Coworker was pleased.) YTA

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit So the spitter didn't get fired, and the person who reported the unsanitary behavior is getting punished. I think OP should call the health department to let them know what happened here.

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit "I told my girlfriend to ignore the cat, and now she's ignoring me." FFS, the OP is so possessive of his cat but at the same time wants nothing to do with him. I hope he doesn't treat all his relationships that way.

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@redditships Thirty thousand people and all those podcasts have failed to realize she's not funny? I think you just have misaligned senses of humor. Either accept her humor or let her go.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit OP neglected to tell us the office-mate is Medusa, and the snakes keep touching everything with their mouths. This would indeed be unsanitary, and Tina needs to carry around tiny serpentine toothbrushes.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit Why didn't the girlfriend just break up with him rather than trying to change him into someone she'd like?

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@Sureasyoureborn @AITA_reddit The perfect irony would be he has to sell the signed baseball to pay for his own divorce lawyer.

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit I love how OP will be "in big trouble" with her relatives for not going, but the bride won't be in any trouble for excluding her sister. Nice priorities there. NEVER blame the troublemaker. ALWAYS blame the person who calls out the troublemaker because that's the actual trouble.

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit Aside: Scrabble isn't just about having a huge vocabulary. There's strategy involved too, and it sounds as if Priya has a terrific grasp of both.

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@JaneLebak

2 months

Why are people using #KateGate when #Waterkate is right there for the taking?

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@ginntastic @AITA_reddit Next week: "AITA for screaming at a woman in Walmart who accidentally bumped into my shins with a stepladder? That hurt! She says she carries it around to get stuff off high shelves, but come on. That's what the employees are for!"

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit Dear OP: You are indeed within your rights not to get something off a high shelf. My dearest wish for you is that when you're in need of easy assistance--and someday, you will be--that you are surrounded by people just like yourself. Smooches!

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@AITA_reddit Him: I won't eat your veggies and spices. Her: Eat whatever you like & I'll cook for myself. Him: Now I feel left out. Her: You can eat my stuff too. Him: I refuse. Her: I'll have this healthy side. Him: Don't do that either. Nothing will make him happy, so make yourself happy.

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@JaneLebak

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@briskide @AITA_reddit It's amazing how many risks you can take when there's a safety net and a huge financial cushion where you can crash land.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit Everyone in this story except for the daughter is acting like a cartoon character. This has to be a creative writing assignment. "That bed doesn't look comfy." "I can smell the blood but I don't care." "Your stepsister is family even though she treats you like crap."

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit If OP's wife is okay with it, then whatever. But it sounds like the OP adores being superior to everybody else in the world and jerks them around for no reason. "Hah, I shall now play on the prejudices I know you must have, as you are my inferior!"

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@AITA_reddit "She's been our friend for two years, but that's not long enough for me to think she's here for the long haul." FFS. You're not teasing someone who's flirting with you because Comic-Con came to town. You're grilling a member of your friend circle with an intent to exclude her!

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit I expected this to be, "My son washed all the laundry together instead of putting her bras in the delicate cycle." No, he deliberately cut them up? For a craft project? Not only should he repay the worth of all of them, but he should pay additional AND he should be in therapy.

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@JaneLebak

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@QuirKAnneSnark @AITA_reddit By the same token, though, he's taking classes from home, so he should be just sitting on his ass and twiddling his thumbs. Except when he does it, it's hard work. When she does it, it's hours of lucid dreaming followed by cups of tea.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit I can't even begin to catalog all the dismissive language here. Just break up. You scorn her. You don't appreciate her. You have no respect for her. Break up. YTA.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit "I told her I'm not the manager and she needs to stop behaving like this." Psst: her behavior would be wrong even if you were the manager. My dude. She's wrong every way you slice this.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit There is zero chance that those driver's licenses were sold to him by women who wanted to indulge his fetish.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit I'm trying to get past him eating thirty of the chocolates he gave his wife for Christmas--by the next morning. Dude, if you have so little impulse control, you need professional help. Not only is she NTA, but she gets an award for not kicking you out.

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@JaneLebak

3 months

@PSPCA We adopted an orange kitten no one wanted because he tremored, and he staggered when he walked. All those people missed out on the sweetest cat ever. I hope someone takes a chance on Leonard.

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@AITA_reddit "Family thinks I should invite him becaue he apologized" is missing the point. The wronged party should be the one in control of whether the relationship resumes, not the aggressor. The aggressor needs to sit the hell down and abide by what's best for the person they harmed.

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@jo_beth_c I did it to my neighbors twice. Winter pregnancy, big winter coat, saw them only at the bus stop. Turned up one day with a baby. One of the kids actually came over to me (prompted by mom, no doubt) to ask whose baby it was.

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3 years

@AITA_reddit If the bedroom is that evil, Saint Auntie should go find a pure and clean hotel room to sleep in. NTA.

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@AITA_reddit The thirty-six second dude needed to text, "I'm here, and I am leaving in thirty seconds." The OP should possibly have been outside a minute or so early, but it may be cold where they are, so they get some slack for that.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit All this took place while she was drinking an ice coffee that came in a disposable cup and riding in a car that likely did a lot more damage to the environment than ten thousand plastic straws. NTA

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit If anyone who owns chickens has the urge to be an asshole, please feel free to drop by and give me some of your demonic chicken eggs in an array of colors. I promise to be appropriately offended whilst making omelets and poached eggs and everything else.

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@AITA_reddit A quick Google indicates that this hairstyle is the equivalent of Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island. I'm going with NTA. OP needs to keep the hairstyle and delete the boyfriend.

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@AITA_reddit Employee Review: Mike is a great worker, always on time, never any mistakes. Clients love him. But he doesn't say "fuck" often enough, and when we demean women, he doesn't laugh, therefore he's unfit for the job. OP review: YTA

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit This is a low-investment relationship at this point. Cut it off. You're incompatible because you want someone who's reliable and considerate of others, and he is looking for someone to hand him a participation trophy. BTW, when I want a participation trophy, I run a 5K.

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@JaneLebak

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@redditships The way you do it is, "You know, Snuggles is awesome. He's like half the reason I love living here, and I never expected that. If you were ever in a position where something awful happened and you had to rehome him, I would be honored if you'd think of me first."

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@TimeIsNotGiven @AITA_reddit Also, some HOAs have a board that has to approve people who want to purchase a home. It would be very easy for a racist board to keep out BIPOC homeowners for spurious reasons.

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@AITA_reddit How is it that NO ONE was able to drive her back home? How about the aunt who tried to force her into the back room? How is it this father has no clue what size clothes his daughter wears? How did his new wife have no idea what a bad move this was?

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3 years

@AITA_reddit By the time he gets home, she'll have those funds moved into 529 plans so they can't be touched except for education expenses, and I hope she's also talking to an attorney.

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@AITA_reddit Guys, it just occurred to me--if these two got married, what would these bullies have done to the poor woman at her own wedding?!?

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@TheAmberPicota Do her shorts light up and play the Battle Hymn of the Republic while emitting the scent of wild lavender? If not, then they're insufficiently distracting to pull her from class.

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@redditships You will eventually get past the harm done to you by your enemies, but you will never forget the complicity of your friends and family. Betrayal stings forever. She may forgive them eventually. Doesn't mean she needs to reconcile with them.

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@AITA_reddit "She really struggled the first few months with insecurity." So far, so good. "At which point I asked her to go up a few boob sizes for my gratification." So bad, so bad.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit So now when people get cut from the wedding, it's not because of the pandemic--it's personal! This is a great idea from the bride and surely won't trigger hurt feelings at all. NTA, but you know Mom's going to write the essays for the OP and OP will end up going.

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@JaneLebak

3 years

@AITA_reddit NOTE: Orchid comes from the Greek word for testicles. That should be enough for OP's girlfriend to believe it's a manly plant.

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@JaneLebak

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@redditships Shorter version: "Why should I lose income just because she has a baby and I am the baby's father?" Also, "I loved her professionalism and planning until it inconvenienced me." Who knew having a baby wasn't free?!?!

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@AITA_reddit Why is it always on the wronged party to "be the better person" and "extend the olive branch"? Maybe the asshole should accept the consequences of assholery while everyone gathers in support around the wronged party.

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@AITA_reddit Nope, you have a zero tolerance rule here, and the kid's being singled out for her socioeconomic status. You turned over the evidence to the principal & established your rules. Mom sounds like a bully and she's going to create another little bully if everyone lets her steamroll.

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@AITA_reddit Wait, it's controlling for OP to have his own plants in his own bedroom, but it's NOT controlling for the girlfriend to police what plants OP puts in his bedroom? RUN RUN RUN

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@AITA_reddit If people who aren't the patient are saying "Girl" or "Honey" or Miss" then they're not asking for a doctor, so I don't see a problem with a doctor not responding. She says she makes allowances for patients, who may be in pain or not thinking clearly, so NTA.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit Regardless, advance communication would have made this workable. Driver: "I expect you to just get in the car with no waiting. I will leave if you are not ready." OP: "Got it." As a New Yorker, I'm in awe of anyone who predicts their arrival time to the minute. Traffic?

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@AITA_reddit "Why would you do that?" "Why not?" "Hey, wait, now you're not inviting me to stuff!" "We're giving you a reason why not to do that."

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@JaneLebak

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@redditships Whether or not you're poly, you entered into a monogamous relationship. You can't change the terms unilaterally. If you want to be poly, you need to tell your wife and accept that she may want a divorce. Or you can squash down your infatuation with a 21-year-old.

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@Tryn2BKind @AITA_reddit Also training her to take up as little space as possible in the world. Soon he's going to turn his criticisms on her: she's too loud, too smelly, and needs to be less and less and less.

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@AITA_reddit NTA. You bought the seat. Not their business why you wanted to use the thing you paid for. If they wanted to sit together so badly, the girl could have moved to be with her instead.

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@redditships It's not her trustworthiness in question, therefore. He never trusted her from the start. He trusted himself to function as a lie-detector, and that's not a great basis for a relationship.

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@redditships Punchline: she knows damn well it's for Tom Brady and is irritated about it, so she's playing this out to see how far he'll take it.

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@AITA_reddit Wait, help me understand. HE moved into HER apartment, disrupted HER sleep, forced HER to sleep on the couch, refused to let HER pay for a hotel room, and now it's Reddit's fault he's single?!? Did I miss something?

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@joymakinmamas @AITA_reddit Meanwhile he does two college classes from home, but that's NOT time on his hands. How strange, this difference.

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit I am absolutely failing to see how it's any of SIL's business. Also, SIL wants it both ways: it's simultaneously a "silly step thing" AND ruining OP's life. Yah no. NTA. (Also, walking shouldn't ruin your knees. Get decent shoes.)

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@AITA_reddit What we have here is a total failure to communicate. He's not communicating his expectations, and he wants her to read his mind. He says gifts should be about the recipient, but all I hear from OP is "Me, me, me."

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@JaneLebak

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@AITA_reddit I love the OP's paternal aunt. "I blame you for breaking up the family and keeping me from my brother." Um, HOW? How exactly has OP done any of these things? Perhaps the aunt could pick up the phone and talk to her brother as always.

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3 years

@AITA_reddit Note to everyone: discuss finances with your partner before you make a long term commitment. Have those uncomfortable discussions early and often. Observe. Trust what you see. Marriage is a partnership, and you need to cooperate on the finances.

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@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit ...Is she sure he isn't the father? I mean, really--is she SURE? Because either that woman is delusional, or else she has information the OP doesn't have.

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Jane Lebak

@JaneLebak

4 years

@redditships "I have no idea how to confront him about it." Suggestion: "So what do you really do for a living? It's been fun with the doctor story and everything, but given that we've been dating nearly a year, I was wondering what you actually do."

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Jane Lebak

@JaneLebak

3 years

@redditships I love how it just got worse and worse and worse. I was onboard until the whole thing about matching with someone, and when I got to the chat, I was laughing. Does OP think we're all stupid?

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Jane Lebak

@JaneLebak

4 years

@AITA_reddit Bride: Everyone, bring a date! OP: Brings date. Bride: HOW DARE YOU BRING A DATE TO MY WEDDING!? -- Bride: How was I supposed to know you'd bring *her*? OP: I've been dating her for three years. Bride: I can't believe you sprang this on me!

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Jane Lebak

@JaneLebak

4 years

@WholeManDispose @AITA_reddit If you could leave a dumpster out in the parking lot, we'll just bring a whole bunch of myths about the female body and dump them in there, and tonight we can have a big ole bonfire.

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