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@James_Dator

7 months

Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!

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I realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn’t want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot.

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Tom Brady has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story.

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Elon is taking Twitter policy advice from a dude who was banned from Magic: The Gathering events for harassing women and pissed on his own floor during a live stream because he was mad his wife got pizza without him

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the tweet that changed his mind lol

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Good morning. I calculated Josh Hawley's 40 time.

Josh Hawley ran 7.2 in the 40 at the January 6 combine

Calculating Hawley’s 40 time using science.

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“I realized you probably wanted my autograph,” he says. “So I signed this.” He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie

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Dammit, Cleveland. There's a time and a place for this stuff!

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@James_Dator

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I’m working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it’s Keanu Reeves

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He wants to buy a ticket for “From Hell,” the Johnny Depp movie. I’m so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him I’d like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph

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Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It’s a quiet, Wednesday morning — almost nobody is seeing movies.

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“I don’t work here,” Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I’m flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph

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2 minutes later there’s a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it’s my manager. It’s Keanu.

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@James_Dator

5 years

How the outfit looks in the catalogue: When I put it on at home:

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@James_Dator

7 years

When the artisanal small batch grocer runs out of dairy-free avocado almond milk ice-cream.

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@James_Dator

6 months

I can't endure this any more. I'm out. "The Charlotte Hornets killed my fandom by standing with Miles Bridges"

The Charlotte Hornets killed my fandom by standing with Miles Bridges

Enough is enough.

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@James_Dator

7 months

We really grabbed onto “Shams sends a lot of texts!” And not “holy shit he helps players gets screwed in negotiations to keep the access going.”

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Scott Fowler

@scott_fowler

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New Panthers QB Sam Darnold will be considered fully vaccinated on July 30th, according to a league source. Darnold had his second shot on July 16th. He had originally expressed some vaccine hesitancy.

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North Carolina, this is our moment. This is our chance. We HAVE to take full advantage. We're about to get hit with an influx of thousands of tech geniuses at once. We NEED to come up with a whole bunch of fake NC slang now, and convince them it's real when they arrive.

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@James_Dator

7 years

A very confused man is attempting to return his open diced butternut squash because he thought it was a giant box of cubed cheese.

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1 year

I’ve never quite seen a team do a 180 like the Panthers have since Matt Rhule was fired. It’s beyond astonishing how much he was holding the team back.

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7 years

Oh god an employee trying to be helpful half heard the conversation and retrieved a whole butternut squash and it's a lot worse now

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@James_Dator

4 years

Uncut Gems was robbed.

How dare the Academy snub ‘Uncut Gems’

The year’s most uncomfortable movie deserved more.

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7 years

"Sir we don't have 2 pound bags of cubed cheese" "I have guests waiting!"

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7 years

"I DON'T WANT RABBIT FOOD I JUST NEED SOME GOTDANG CHEESE!!!"

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@James_Dator

10 months

Still thinking about beef fizz

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6 years

Someone in NYC called the cops saying a tiger was loose. It was a raccoon. I'm here to help.

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2 years

Every woman in the Celtics organization who finally managed to break through in sports is now having to answer inappropriate questions about their personal lives because two feuding dudes couldn’t handle waiting 12 hours to gather details.

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9 months

Extremely glad ESPN went all in on this guy

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@James_Dator

7 years

They've agreed to refund his money. Now he's demanding they honor 2 pounds of cubed cheese for $2.97 as if it was priced like squash

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4 years

@SBNation Rents his house to the adult film industry and lives off the earnings

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7 years

He's leaving without the cheese and took the squash with him.

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2 years

I’ll be honest, I’m much happier with Matt Corral than trading anything for Baker Mayfield

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@James_Dator

7 years

There's a GIANT label that says butternut squash

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@James_Dator

5 years

@SBNation Adam Levine, Julian Berkhead, Elmo “Stumpy” Williams, Art Garfunkel and Alphonse Romanov

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@James_Dator

6 years

Well retweets start coming and they don't stop coming Retweet Toledo, let them hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Mascots are good and Shrek is fun Memes to do, memes to see So what's wrong with giving an RT?

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@James_Dator

5 years

Dwyane Wade leading Kemba by 300,000 votes is proof we need to end fan voting.

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5 years

The second returns of @NBAAllStar voting are here! 👀

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7 years

I can't believe this. They're saying he can't because it's open. He's saying it wasn't clearly labeled.

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@James_Dator

7 years

He wants them to give him two pounds of block cheese and have the deli counter slice it into cubes for him

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@James_Dator

3 years

every time justin tucker misses a kick he looks like a great british bakeoff competitor who forgot the second prove

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@James_Dator

2 years

Hey remember when Cam Newton was cut because he didn’t get vaccinated and he wasn’t a colossal pain in the ass all summer?

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10 months

Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

10 months

Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?

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@James_Dator

2 years

Baker Mayfield is the perfect QB for Carolina … To end up with a high draft pick and get Rhule fired. STAY THE COURSE!

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@James_Dator

3 years

A very normal day on Nickelodeon

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@James_Dator

5 years

My plans for spelling bee reform: 1. No ties. 2. Kids spell until they can’t anymore. 3. 1 am — They lose the ability to hear the word in a sentence. 4. 2 am — The word is not repeated back. 5. 3 am — Every word is a small Welsh town

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1 year

@bestofdyingtwit He used to run a semi-large MtG channel. He destroyed his entire following by doing GamerGate shit, so he pivoted to grifting suckers.

From the TheQuarteringIsANazi community on Reddit: For those asking why Jeremy Hambly is permanen...

Explore this post and more from the TheQuarteringIsANazi community

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@James_Dator

2 years

Yes, I stayed up until 4:30 a.m. watching the Sean Payton movie. Yes, it absolutely sucks.

I watched ‘Home Team’ the movie where Kevin James plays Sean Payton, so you don’t have to

This movie is every bit as terrible as you expected.

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@James_Dator

5 years

Stop the madness.

Kyle Allen isn’t better than Cam Newton when healthy. Stop it

This entire discussion has jumped the shark.

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5 years

“This is a joke,” says man who made a career off dressing like curtains.

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Don Cherry absolutely rips the Carolina Hurricanes for their post-game celebrations 😬

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Bryce Young is going to be so, so, so good when this team gets more weapons. If y’all don’t see it yet, I don’t know what to tell you.

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2 years

It’s like the entire Panthers roster saw Cam return and was like “we don’t need to suck anymore”

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@perpanator @___Colb___ True. It’s a prestigious position

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4 years

The Panthers did Cam Newton dirty, and I'm still struggling with it.

Cam Newton deserved better than his ending with the Panthers

Dumping Cam Newton didn’t need to get dirty.

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2 years

Sean Payton really got the Saints to blow their cap on Taysom Hill and then peaced out. Lol

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@James_Dator

2 years

DJ Moore is on pace for 505 yards this season after three straight 1,000 yard seasons. It’s almost like, and hear me out, maybe throwing Joe Brady under the bus and replacing him with a markedly worse OC was a bad idea.

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You'll never know if you don't tweet Need to see Shrek on the streets Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go tweet Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, retweet And this mascot would be gold Only Toledo's breaking the mold

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You can have a Guy Fieri avatar. I take back everything I said about Max

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@James_Dator

7 months

What the Broncos thought they were getting. What they got

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1 year

It’s important to have accountability and accept blame.

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@James_Dator

2 years

Matt Rhule sucks.

Matt Rhule keeps making the Panthers worse and worse

Matt Rhule is drowning the Panthers with his incompetence.

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2 years

Robbie Anderson was a largely mediocre receiver, overpaid because Matt Rhule wanted a veteran “Temple guy” on offense, and was kinda a pain in the ass for his entire time in Carolina — if we’re just being totally honest.

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@thorlindberg_ I missed the Hitler Guy stuff! jfc

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@James_Dator

9 years

Left Shark isn't the hero we need, but the one we deserve. http://t.co/KcCHQ6QuXa http://t.co/COlofdlcUB

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Conservatives not realizing Trent Reznor isn’t an ally after writing an entire album about GW’s Middle East war mongering policy is right up there with “OMG RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE ARE SOCIALISTS?!”

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I am obsessed that this is the logo of an arena in 2022.

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7 months

The only thing to say about the Panthers vs Dolphins separation comparison is “lol”

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7 months

Hi, can I get the opposite please?

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you can now limit replies to verified users

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4 years

Ron showing up at Cam's house tonight like

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@James_Dator

5 years

Ben Simmons repped an Aussie legend and I'm so proud.

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4 years

Even Nintendo knew Bill Laimbeer was a face-punching basketball robot at heart.

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@James_Dator

5 years

The Jaguars are the most important team in the NFL.

Hail to the Jaguars, troll kings of the NFL

The Jaguars are your cousin who annoys you constantly — and they’re perfect.

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5 years

I just ate every food item served at the Super Bowl. Review coming soon unless I die before I can write it.

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I cannot fathom being an athlete, or the parent of an athlete and trusting a future with Kim Mulkey.

Kim Mulkey’s silence on Brittney Griner is petty, pathetic, and gross

Mulkey couldn’t even do the bare minimum when asked about Brittney Griner.

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4 years

You can hide Justin Herbert in any Disney Channel original movie poster and he fits.

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This looks like an ad for a Disney Channel original movie

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400 level existentialism class. 100% of the grade was the final exam. The single essay question was “why?” I spent 3 hrs recalling everything and giving theories of different philosophers — got a B-. The kids who got an A just wrote “why not?”

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7 years

This is my story.

I watched in bewilderment while a man tried to return butternut squash because he thought it was...

I was at the grocery store to buy chicken breast. He was there to find himself.

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I was so hyped for this season. Melo back, Williams catching lobs, seeing Miller be the shooter the Hornets need -- but it's too gross to sit back and watch them do nothing.

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4 years

I love Japanese mascots so much, and it was a pleasure to learn more about them from @mondomascots .

A look inside Japan’s obsession with bizarre mascots

In Japan, mascots are more than a cultural phenomenon. They’re a billion-dollar business.

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@James_Dator

8 years

Sports meets art.

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@James_Dator

4 years

@david_j_roth It’s like if darth vader lost his suit, went to a wig store and said “the Leslie Nielsen, please”

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@James_Dator

2 years

I don’t know if there’s a more concise generational breakdown than millennials and Gen-Z begging for the weirdness of the kneel down game while boomers screamed “YOU STEP ON THEIR THROATS! PLAY TO WIN!”

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2 years

Ovechkin is an unapologetic Putin fanboy, even now.

Alexander Ovechkin blew his chance to take a stand on Russia’s warmongering

Ovechkin’s long-time relationship with Putin trumps everything else.

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@James_Dator

9 months

1. Imagine thinking that up in the first place 2. Imagine thinking that’s funny 3. Imagine thinking it’s funny enough to RT yourself just to make sure everyone saw it

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@James_Dator

5 years

There are two types of Panthers fans: - Those who still believe Kyle Allen is the long term answer at quarterback. - People who understand the game of football.

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@James_Dator

4 years

It’s so mind-numbingly difficult to find good quarterbacks. If the Panthers really just view Newton as a “valuable trade asset” they deserve to suck for 5 years.

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7 years

@CommonSenseCzar oh my god

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2 years

I love providing a service. Especially one for Taylor fans who are confused when "the third quarter of Thursday Night Football" is.

A Taylor Swift fan’s guide to ‘Thursday Night Football’

Every time zone, and what time you can see the ‘Midnights’ teaser.

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3 years

Peanuts will now be known as “ground clams”

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6 years

The Panthers just signed the most-talented safety the team has had since Mike Minter retired. That's how bad the position has been for the last decade.

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@James_Dator

9 months

I found something else that doesn’t belong in a locker room.

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@James_Dator

9 years

I made this for you. #WWE #SummerSlam

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@James_Dator

5 years

Anyway, Andrew Luck retried at 29 a millionaire with his first kid on the way and a whole life ahead of him. That friggin rules.

Andrew Luck’s life was always about more than football

Retirement is just the first page of a new chapter for the quarterback.

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4 years

My father in law died suddenly this morning out of nowhere. Today is a rough day, but thank you Father Jim, a staunch Bostonian Irish catholic priest for taking me outside after anointing the body to tell me Tom Brady is a “son of a bitch.” It helped return to normalcy.

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5 years

The Panthers are America’s team. Nothing is more American than making careers off a talented individual, push them to collapse, keep making them work when they’re clearly unwell, then toss them under the bus to save your own ass.

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@James_Dator

3 years

Arugula is “pepper lettuce”

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3 years

“Trust me, if you call it “Wilmington” NOBODY is going to know what you’re talking about. We’ve all been calling it “Dawson’s Creek” since 97”

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@James_Dator

4 years

Pass your time by laughing at my teenage idiocy.

How I accidentally drank a $10,000 bottle of scotch

Hear me out.

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3 years

The richest athlete in world history is also one of its biggest mysteries.

The richest athlete of all time did nothing with his wealth and vanished into history

Over the course of his chariot racing career, Gaius Appuleius Diocles won almost 60,000 lbs of gold. What did he do with it? Who knows

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5 years

It’s important to recognize when you’re a part of history. This Kyle Allen > Cam Newton thing is one of those moments. Because it’s the stupidest argument this fanbase has ever engaged in. Ever.

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