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Jake Hargadon

@Jak3Hargadon

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Most likely to be found on the dance floor 🕺🏼 with a shot 🥃 and a cookie 🍪

New York City
Joined July 2022
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@Jak3Hargadon
Jake Hargadon
2 years
Twitter: Post something gay and dirty Me: Am I doing this right? 🤔
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The real star of Snatch Game…
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1 year
Shave it 🪒 or save it 🧸
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2 years
Hi, I’m new here 👋🏻
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6 months
Guy on Grindr: I can’t believe you’re single. Me: Let me show you why…
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It’s me, hi I’m the problem, it’s me… Anti-Hero is my personality for the rest of the day 🦹🏼‍♀️
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1 year
Last day of the otter era 🦦
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2 years
“Hey Google, play Circus”
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2 years
Weatherman: It’s gonna be a wet and wild day out there Me: I’m ready 🌊🩲
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2 years
Really leaning into this week…
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1 year
Rocked my first speedo 🩲
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2 years
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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Woke up in LA ☀️ My friend’s mirror might not be clean… but the lighting hits
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2 years
When you’re cold, but your inner hoe refuses to wear a shirt 🥶
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@Jak3Hargadon
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2 years
People: Stop clowning around Me: Never
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@Jak3Hargadon
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2 years
My unstable ass heading to Palm Springs Pride this weekend… 🏝️🏳️‍🌈
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10 months
Objects in photo are shorter than they appear…
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7 months
One of my go to couples just got engaged. Wonder if they’ll ask me to be the ring bearer 💍🤵🏻🤵🏻🤵🏻
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2 years
Who wants to join me by the pool? 🎶🥃🌊🏳️‍🌈
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@Jak3Hargadon
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10 months
Going into the office has really made me appreciate the shirtless WFH days… 👔
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2 years
An otter? A cub? A chipmunk? Oh my… what the f*ck am I? Hairy for hibernation season 🦦🧸
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Scared of heights… who is keeping me safe? 🇲🇽⛰️🎈
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Shoulder surgery tomorrow means this boy is heading into hibernation for the season… 💪🏻🦦🤕
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Winter is becoming a bit of a hairy situation… ❄️🦦🧸
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2 years
Hanging up the speedos until New Year’s… ready to hibernate
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7 months
Just hanging around… send any book, show, or movie recommendations 🤕
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7 months
New skill unlocked: Putting a shirt on 💪🏻
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9 months
Revenge of the nerds 🤓🪐
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6 months
Guy at the bar: You’re adorable… are you a gymnast? Me: No, I’m just short
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1 year
Friend: Why were you almost late for your flight to Australia? Me: Not because I was taking mirror selfies 😬 Sydney WorldPride here I come 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈
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2 years
Some say I’m a monster without cookies 🍪
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2 years
Started Thanksgiving off right… hungover AF 😵‍💫
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9 months
Hard launch… besties for life 💙
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2 years
Rainy days call for the 3 C’s… cookies, couches, and cuddling. Who’s in?
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2 months
I wonder what my doorman thinks of my taste in men 🤔
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2 years
Wedding ready… am I missing something? 👔
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1 year
When you realize it’s only Wednesday 😩
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4 months
Made it to Friday… please clap 👏🏻
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7 months
Serving sexy when wet or drowned rat?💦🐀
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8 months
A subtle blue…
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@bricafoli1
Bridget 🎀❤️
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Let’s see a picture of you in suit.
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Barry’s instructor: Nice arms man. Me internally: I want you to crush my skull with your thighs… 💀🤯🦵
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1 year
A lazy Sunday morning ☀️
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1 year
3 week long stomach bug has my jeans falling off me… 🥴
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1 year
Against all odds… I made it to 33 🧁🍹
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2 months
Just realized my neighbors can see my naked ass in my tv reflection. Those weird looks in the elevator make a lot more sense now 👀
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1 year
Shimmied my way to Sydney 🕺🏼🇦🇺
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1 year
Two clown fish 🤡🐠🪸🤿
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10 months
Let’s see if I survive Fire Island week 4 🔥🏝️🌲
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The water wouldn’t stop falling for me 🤷🏻‍♂️🌊🏞️🇦🇺
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There’s a guy with pancakes as his picture on Grindr right now and I could not be more turned on… 🥞🥵
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@Jak3Hargadon
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Nothing like a “factory reset” weekend to make you ready for the week… 🤖
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@Jak3Hargadon
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6 months
Something told me I wasn’t just hungry…
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Hey gays & bisexuals, when did y’all fully start understanding you were gay/bi?
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1 year
She’s ready for Ptown… 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸
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Shaved or unshaved? 🪒🦦
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4 months
Hey Google, play “Rubber Duckie” by Ernie
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7 months
When my friends ask if I took the last snack…
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3 months
The guy I’m seeing just texted me that he met a nice guy at the pool at his hotel in Thailand. The guy ended up being one of my old regular hookups from SF. I’ve either slept with too many people or the gay world is too small.
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If I wasn’t gay before… I am now 🥵
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1 year
Can I apply to Australian Survivor just to meet the host? 🥵
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Doorman: Both elevators are broken and won’t be fixed for an hour. Me after a few min on Grindr: Cool, see you in a bit. And my friends say I’m not resourceful…
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What’s the relationship status of all these “boyfriend” dicks? 🤔
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Me: I’ve gotta eat right to look good for Fire Island. Me in Fire Island: Yeah, a bowl of Reese’s Puffs paired with a tequila orange juice is an appropriate snack.
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1 year
So much for my 5’8 ass thinking I give tall energy…
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1 year
Apparently when I lean against a tree I look like a hooker… been asked how much 3 times in 5 minutes 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I want to be socially awkward with him 😍👨‍⚕️
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1 year
Didn’t have Ron Swanson and Armond finding love during a zombie apocalypse on my Last of Us bingo card… but here I am sobbing away 😭🍓
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Good to know that in a time of crisis I can see almost all of you naked 🤔👀
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Re-entering the real world after my “chill” holiday
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7 months
The creative director asked AI what to put in this photo and boy did it work 🥵
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2 years
The way the character designer for Pokémon and I have the same taste in men… helloooo, Professor Turo 🔥🥵
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@Jak3Hargadon
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When the guy you sold your HMD ticket to is kind of hot and now you want to go to HMD 🥵🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
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Manifesting my mood board
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They should all kiss.
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Me: maybe I should try to find a man… Me after opening a dating app and looking at all of the messages I’ve ignored for the last week: Actually, I’m good 😬🤷🏻‍♂️
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Me at the airport when I see hot men at other gates: You know what, maybe I do need to visit Albuquerque 🤷🏻‍♂️✈️
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Ordered chicken tenders as I started watching the new Chicken Run movie. Now I just feel bad 🐓🍗😬
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@Neil_McNeil What’re Saturdays for… Saturdayyyy
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2 years
When that guy keeps sliding into your DM’s but you’re not interested… #WhiteLotus
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Me: I’m gonna go to the bathroom Also me: I’m gonna stand behind the roommates I’ve hooked up with for 30 minutes as I wait
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@Jak3Hargadon
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To the person who threw ice at me and my friends as we took pictures together… sorry you hate yourself. I hope you learn to stop spreading hate. Let’s only spread love 💕
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Me pushing a pull door: I’m not drunk… I’m just dumb.
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She is the queen of the Survivor redemption arc 👑 #Survivor45
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The CVS clerk and I have an understanding… we don’t discuss how many times I’ve been in to buy a king sized KitKat and Reese’s in the last week 🍫👀
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Actual footage of me trying to scuba dive yesterday 🤿🪸🐠🇦🇺💀
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Me Jan 1st: I’m gonna start dating more guys who live in NYC Me 12 hours later: So I met this guy in Miami and he’s coming to visit in a few weeks…
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2 years
How do you tell the slutty where’s Waldo bartender that you found him? 🤔
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5 months
Stop asking me to read your Grindr bios… I’m a visual learner
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Me: Let’s stay a little longer, there might still be some cute guys here… The dance floor:
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Was told I look like Ryan Reynolds tonight…. Said thank you and then promptly gave the guy my eye doctor’s info 👀
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Me running up to my gate with only 10 minutes to spare finding out my flight is delayed: How dare they, I timed that perfectly.
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2 years
I didn’t get chicken tenders last night… I think that’s called strength 💪🏻
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2 years
Well drinks make you unwell. Anyone else in on this class action for false advertising?
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I was today years old when… 🤯
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Blew my mind.
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I love my family… but I love them more when I have wine 🍷
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