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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
Some stories that have been in the works for years. Two 2-parters, too.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
3 years
Our new season begins tomorrow.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
I like podcasts.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 months
The first episode of the season is a very personal one.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
7 months
Good morning. The new season of Heavyweight has begun. Today's episode: Lenny.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Trying my best.
@NewYorker
The New Yorker
6 years
On the “Heavyweight” podcast, the writer, radio producer, and humorist Jonathan Goldstein acts as a kind of social instigator and meddling therapist:
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
Just finishing the final mix on the final episode of the season. It's about a certain CEO of a certain company called Gimlet.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
Holy cow. Heavyweight is on here.
@DocuLaw
Docs & the Law
3 years
International Documentary Association Staff Picks Documentaries of the Decade. Are your favorites on the list? via @idaorg
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
2 years
Season 7 begins...
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
2 years
Tomorrow.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
hey everybody, we've been having a hard time figuring out what to do right now so to feel less alone, my producers and I decided to each record our day to share with each other... and now we're sharing with you.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
4 years
Hello. We wanted to check in. So we made this for you to listen to.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 months
Just a reminder that Heavyweight is now wide.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
8 months
Episode #50 Nick—previously a Spotify exclusive—is now available on all platforms! We're back with a new season on October 5th, wherever you get your podcasts.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
In this episode, I pass the mic to @kalilaholt and she knocks it out of the park. Not the mic, but the story. @kalilaholt respects the show gear.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
4 years
Hello. We have a new episode. Annie.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
There'll be a third season.
@Kap1teinn
Davy
6 years
Hi @J_Goldstein , I only just discovered Heavyweight and I'm absolutely obsessed by it. While I'm devouring the episodes, I saw that the last episode was put online last december. Please tell me there'll be a 3rd season!
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
WIRETAP was funny.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
hey, grammatical question: can you use the word grand for thousands even when it's not in reference to money? Got a 100 grand tins of tuna fish I'm selling on Craig's List and don't want to look like an idiot.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
double knotting your laces... an industry standard at this point? anyone still single knotting?
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Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
this is so nice.
@nytopinion
New York Times Opinion
3 years
Apple TV+'s "Ted Lasso," Netflix's "Sex Education" and Jonathan Goldstein's "Heavyweight" podcast are about repairing the world bond by bond, @JenSeniorNY writes. "For this particular moment, they’re the perfect entertainment Rx."
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
Though often self-aggrandizing, self-indulgent and self-centred, Jonathan Goldstein.
@ApplePodcasts
Apple Podcasts
5 years
Happy #InternationalPodcastDay . Let's kick it off right by hearing who your favorite podcast hosts are.
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“We don’t exist. Then we do. Then we die and don’t again? Life is weird.” - Augie.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
2 years
it's out
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
2 years
Hello. We've returned with a new episode. Sara.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
My young friends, did you know pantyhose used to come in a plastic egg? 1/?
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 years
OK. So the big announcement: What I've been working on this past year. From @Gimletmedia my new podcast @HEAVYWEIGHT
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
When I was a boy we called content "stuff."
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Rose.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
This is the conclusion of a two-part series. It's been in the works for over two years.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
3 years
Hello. We have a new episode—the second and final part of last week's episode. Stephen.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
And they’re among my favorites of anything we’ve ever done.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
4 years
@Yvonne_Adele Two more! This week and next.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Too bad no one makes phone calls anymore. I'd pick up saying, "Fonzarelli Industries. Arthur speaking." Your loss, 2018.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
Just caught myself cursing in French. I still got it.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
I accidentally wore home my work cardigan.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
@sad_boi_art new season starts October 4th.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Tomorrow.
@poundsign4life
C Farley 💜💜
6 years
@heavyweight {*gasp*} My FAVORITE podcast. Is coming BACK?? This WEEK?? This is literally the best news I've heard in quite some time. Thank you!
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
And now it's tomorrow. Get ready for season 2.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
7 years
four more days.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
That fly
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Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
please stop talking about consuming content. it's so gross.
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Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
writing tip: always use use unless you can utilize utilize.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Ever in a hotel room without cutlery and eat a yogurt with a toothbrush? Asking for a friend. Name of Brushley. Brushley Yogurtson.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
We all think we're our own worst critic until one day, opening an email marked "listener feedback," we learn this is not the case at all.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
Great. I’m now at a point where if I tweet it might seem significant.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Canadian.
@JenKirkman
JEN KIRKMAN
6 years
I just saw a woman apologize to a parking meter she bumped into.
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Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
That I have an appointment today with Jim in finance might be the most adult thing to ever happen to me.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
I'm at a point where every song ever written reminds me of a different terrible memory.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Can't wait for the joke I'm going to make tomorrow. May the fifth be with you. With a photo of me drinking a fifth of vodka of all things.
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Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
Anyone know what to do if your rice falls in the toilet?
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Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
America, with love, you can't imagine how weird Canada thinks you are.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Dreamt last night that Pringles came in glass tubes. Dreams!
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Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
This murphy toilet was a terrible idea.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 years
The first story of my new podcast @heavyweight premieres on @ThisAmerLife tonite. Weird (for me) to feel so excited:
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
As a kid I’d watch Scooby-Doo and think, man, that dog speaks good English for a dog. But then Scrappy-Doo shows up talking like a young Joe Pesci and I was like, Scooby Do has a speech impediment.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
9 months
we're working on a new season. while we are, here's an episode you might have never heard...
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
9 months
Our new season begins this fall. In the meantime, we’re releasing last season’s episodes—previously only available on Spotify—on all platforms. Out today: #47 Frederick J. Brown.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
I’ve always admired guys who refer to themselves, to themselves, by their last name. As in, great tweet, Goldstein.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
And this I believe: raisins have no place in coleslaw.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
It's out today.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 years
Please listen to my new podcast @heavyweight . I'm just 1000 downloads away from being able to afford a plumber who makes house calls.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Happy hump day. Twerking hard, or hardly twerking?
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
The Road.
@ellle_em
Elle Has Cats (and ADHD)
4 years
The Muppet versions of "A Christmas Carol" and "Treasure Island" are obviously the superior adaptations of both books so tell me, what classic work of literature definitely requires a Muppet movie?
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Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
hey, grammatical question: the same way one might say, gonna jump on a call... you can also say, gonna jump on a toilet?
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
@ArielleLandaux @AGoldmund @PJVogt This is both adorable and I’ll be talking to you in ten years on Heavyweight.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
On September 26th 1904 Earl Grey was named British governor-general of Canada. What else could be happening on such an auspicious day in Canadian history?
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
5 years
Tomorrow is September 26th.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
2 years
Fab 4 is short for Fabulous 40. There were originally 40 Beatles. John, Paul, George, Ringo, Dingo, Stinger, J.J., Paula, Jon, I'm bailing on this twe
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
sometimes when I do an especially good job of washing my hands I find myself wishing the bathroom mirror had a secret camera so everyone could know.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
How are Scoobies Dum and Doo related? That Scrappy Doo is related to Scooby Doo, I get. They have the same last name. But The Scoobies? That’s like Jean Stapleton and Jean Seberg being related. Which they aren’t, I don’t think. Do better, cartoons.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Poor guy on the C train thinks his box of Good & Plenty is an iPhone.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Knowing the relief I personally experience when scrolling thru tweets and getting one without a link, this is my gift to you. Enjoy.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
maybe one of the most surprising episodes we've ever done.
@kalilaholt
Kalila Holt
3 years
been working on this episode for years and it took us in many strange directions we did NOT expect in the slightest. give it a listen!!!!
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
when people say they're winning, they're winning. It's like when people say they're classy.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
In a bar, Portishead playing. Finally I can exhale.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
2 years
From the bottom of my heart: it's been a slice.
@kalilaholt
Kalila Holt
2 years
so ends our sixth season! we made some work I’m really proud of this year, & it remains a true privilege & delight to work with some of the most talented people I know, @J_Goldstein , @LaneStevie , @mysweetlord , & mona who doesn’t use twitter
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Weirdly, after all this, seeing "Trump" on the ballot in that small nondescript font brought the whole sick affair to a new level of horror.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
Last night I dreamt I was eating cereal with banana but the banana wasn't in slices. It was just a banana in the bowl and I thought how much better for apportioning and getting to use a fork and knife and spoon to eat cereal. Please share.
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Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
I think I might have been made for these times.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
@AGoldmund Everybody’s talking about napping in hammocks but nobody’s talking about rapping about haddocks.
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Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
Please remember to vote tomorrow.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Some days you just sit around thinking about the first time Julian Lennon heard Beautiful Boy.
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Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
HEAVYWEIGHT will be presented June 16th live on stage in Brooklyn, NY as a part of . There will be special guests, and never-before-aired stories. I think it should be good.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 years
Hard to imagine what my life would've been like w/ out Ira & this show. Probably still telemarketing. #20YearsofTAL
@abexlumberg
Alex Blumberg
8 years
20 years ago today, @iraglass started a radio show called @ThisAmerLife . Amazing all the great audio today that traces back to that moment!
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
2 years
My friend Gregor of the titular Heavyweight episode "Gregor" has a hilarious and profound new Instagram account that features his pensées and art:
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
She never agreed to season 1.
@mrchedda
mr chedda
7 years
@J_Goldstein hey Jonathan, the episodic phone call intros are great. Question is: Did Jackie agree to season 2?
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
1 year
You probably wouldn't believe it if I just said it, so I'll let my re-tweeting do the talking
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
1 year
Big news from the Heavyweight team. People are always saying, "I love social media. But I wish there were more Heavyweight on it." Well. We have joined the platform Instagram. You can find us there at heavyweightpodcast
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Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
Yes
@curioshow
Craigslist Curio
4 years
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
Working on my coat of arms. How do you say in Latin "proud member of the clean plate club"?
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Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
you know, I've been eating apples the same way since I was a child.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
So confident in the reporting on this that I'm not even going to bother confirming at or reading the rest of the thread. We did it!
@jorgej
jorge
4 years
Taking the last few moments before midnight to congratulate @J_Goldstein , @kalilaholt , @LaneStevie , @mysweetlord , and everyone else who makes @heavyweight possible on their richly deserved PEABODY AWARD. Congratulations! 🍾🎉 #blessed
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
To quote Maya Angelou, "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." 4/4
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
9 years
Thanks everyone for reaching out. Deeply touching, humbling & so surprising to hear how much Wiretap's meant to you. I feel very honoured.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
There used to be a Canadian band named "Moist."
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
2 years
today's episode
@ThisAmerLife
This American Life
2 years
This wonderful new episode of @heavyweight features our own Nancy Updike, her husband Dan, and their search for a photo taken by a stranger 19 years ago.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 years
Wiretap fans, here marks the return of Canada's favorite son: Howard Chackowicz.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
8 years
Hi, we have a new episode. Season 1, Episode #6 : James.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
3 years
I helped @kalilaholt help Annie confront her past...
@spotifypodcasts
Spotify Podcasts 🎙
3 years
From @GimletMedia , @J_Goldstein helps Annie confront her past, and her family on @heavyweight . 👀
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
5 years
back in the seventies, you wouldn't have much of a romantic life if you couldn't do a Donald Duck imitation.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Ever eat a sandwich where the whole time you're thinking, can't wait to finish this sandwich and get it out of my life?
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
4 years
It’s out.
@heavyweight
Heavyweight Podcast
4 years
New check in coming shortly.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Goldstein ooot. *drops mic*can't find mic*seriously guys who has the mic*batteries fell out*replaces batteries*wrong batteries #excitement
@mlieber
Matthew Lieber
6 years
Want to host your own podcast? Casting Call from @squarespace and @gimletcreative is American Idol but for podcasters, hosted by @J_Goldstein . You can submit your podcast idea now at
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
You can't make an omelet without ruining a few lives.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Some important news regarding @heavyweight in a few hours.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
You know what's fun? Pronouncing turkey "toikey." Happy toikey day.
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Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
Happy Boxing Day Eve.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
6 years
not to brag but last night I walked into a pizza parlor and ordered soup and a salad. no pizza.
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Jonathan Goldstein
7 years
Newest @heavyweight is out. Appropriate to this election day, it deals with the lasting impact bullies leave.
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@J_Goldstein
Jonathan Goldstein
8 years
OK. First 2 eps of my new series @heavyweight have launched. Been at it a long time & can't wait for you to hear.
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