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"I'm always excited for every show. The tension. I live off that." @NiallOfficial can't wait to start performing his new album, The Show, live. Watch Unfiltered with @OliDugmore now:
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Barcelona weren't ready for PSG's plan B... #Neymar
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Susanna Reid dies a little inside every time @piersmorgan opens his mouth...
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BREAKING: Successful actress Meghan Markle to wed former soldier
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“It’s the closest I get to spirituality, just watching a dog.” @RickyGervais on why dogs are the best thing in the world 🐕🐶
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You can't always get what you want...
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BREAKING: POGBA JUST DABBED WITH THE WORLD CUP
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“’Why do Irish people hate British people so much?’ We don’t hate British people. It’s only your government that we hate.” @KNEECAPCEOL answer all the stupid questions that Irish people get asked on the reg.
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Woah, nobody expected this from Neymar at his PSG press conference...
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Philippe Coutinho has returned to Liverpool training today
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Look, if The Queen didn't want this to happen then maybe she shouldn't have come to the #RoyalWedding dressed as a green screen
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“Sunak says he wants to sort the country out. You were in charge, you little divvy.” @theufcbaddy has his say on the current state of British politics 😂
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Richard Madeley has gone full Alan Partridge all week on Good Morning Britain. @richardm56 @GMB
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It’s finally here - #GameofThrones x Vanilla Ice in all its magnificent glory ❄️🔥
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"If you work for The Sun, don’t ask me a question." ⛔️ "Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard." 🦎 @theufcbaddy hits out at The Sun, Facebook and Instagram
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Introducing... President Donald J. Trump #TrumpAround
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This year, we are proud to have @NevilleSouthall delivering our JOE Alternative Christmas Speech. His message is one of compassion, togetherness, and hope. Merry Christmas to all. 🎄🎅
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No one spits bars like Southgatezy... 😎 @Stormzy1
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"Kids were getting pepper-sprayed... There was one man who was visually-impaired and police pushed him." "It was the worst experience I've ever had at a football match." @RomanKemp gives a shocking first-hand account of Liverpool fans' treatment at the Champions League final
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Liverpool Football Club are back in the Champions League. Take it away, Jurgen...
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“Why are we policing what people can handle? They don’t have to watch it.” @RickyGervais on people being offended, and why swearing is actually good.
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EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE: Theresa May severs ties with the EU #Brexit #Article50 #BrexitDay
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No one spits bars like Jeremy Corbzy... 😎 @JeremyCorbyn @Stormzy1 #GE2017
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LIVERPOOL ARE THROUGH TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL! Absolute scenes in Liverpool mosques... 🕺
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Van Gaal finally puts the Jose rumours to bed
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Champions League: Infinity War - and so it all comes down to this... 🏟💥 #LFC #RealMadrid #UCLfinal
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Leicester City are CHAMPIONS!
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What exactly was Wayne Rooney thinking about on Sunday?
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Mourinho, Wenger, Klopp and Guardiola provide their excuses for not winning the league this year | @888sport
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Windows XP. Strong and stable.
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Another England manager crucified...
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Merci Arsene, for everything 😢💔
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When Nigel met Donald...
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Arsenal when it was still 1-1...
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Can Ronaldo stop Diego Simeone's army? #UCLfinal
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"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal." Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man.
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The Manchester Derby: Infinity War... #ManchesterDerby #DerbyDay
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I'm @ChrisSmalling . And I'm @PhilJones4 ... 🎵
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The Manchester Derby. Whose side are you on? #ManchesterDerby #MCIMUN
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Jeremy Corbyn: Strong and stable left-winger
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Holiday Inn Manchester are taking in children who have been separated from their parents. You can contact them on: 0161 836 9600
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Is winter coming for Louis van Gaal?
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7 hours of Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men edited into 70 seconds... 😆
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Richard Madeley has been back on Good Morning Britain - and has been pure Alan Partridge, as you'd expect
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Wow! Tony Walsh's tribute to #Manchester at tonight's vigil would fill you with pride no matter where you're from
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Best moment of the series goes to Jack's staggering bravery and commitment to banter during an argument with Dani #LoveIsland
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Watch out North Korea, Donald is coming.
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Only one thing left to say to an England team that have made us dream again: Thank you 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ThreeLions #Eng #ENGCRO
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2003/04: The Invincibles 2017/18: The Invisibles
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The greatest photo you will see this football season.
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AND IT'S CORBYNNNNNN! HE'S GOADING HER! HE'S GOADING MAY
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Philippe Coutinho's injury when the Liverpool to Barcelona transfer goes through...
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Putin taking his time to perfect the beat...
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When you finally find that magic money tree...
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Yerry Mina won't get off Raheem Sterling's back - a job at the Daily Mail awaits
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Richard Madeley Meets The Squatters is the most real-life Alan Partridge show ever broadcast on British TV...
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And we go live to Zimbabwe for fan reaction...
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Dele Alli returning from international break like... 🖕
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Bayern Munich 5 - 0 Besiktas BAYERN ARE COMING TO BESIKTAS! ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
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Life comes at you fast...
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Pep or Jose... who is going to win the Battle For Manchester? #MUFCvsMCFC #JOE
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Richard Madeley is back making headlines on @GMB . Friendly reminder that the man is pure Partridge.
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Let's not go jumping to conclusions about his nationality, there's no way we could know #Eurovision
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R.I.P. Arsenal's season.
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It's a big day for Paul Nuttall - but he's had plenty of those over the years... #NuttallFacts #StokeByElection
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The year's 2049, Mesut Özil looks back at his career at Arsenal, Man United and... Newcastle?
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The Premier League is BACK!
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The new GTA looks 🔥... @GWijnaldum
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“People look at Liverpool and say we’ve got a chip on our shoulder. If there is a chip there, it’s for good reason.” Liverpool has often had an uneasy relationship with the rest of England. This has led to some Liverpudlians identifying as ‘Scouse, not English’.
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Millions of dogs worldwide just leapt to the call of their overlord #Eurovision
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When you start beef with @Carra23 ...
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To Putin, Trump is perfect.
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You: "Arsenal fans are the most embarrassing aspect of this club." Arsenal players: "We'll see about that."
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The Premier League is back!
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Snap Election - coming soon...
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Going to give the Tunisian defender the benefit of the doubt and assume he was trying to save Harry Kane from a giant flying insect. #ENG #worldcup
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"I'd rather my friend cry on my shoulder than me cry when I'm carrying his coffin." "Mental health is the biggest killer of men aged 21 to 45." Paddy 'The Baddy' Pimblett opens up on the need for men to talk about mental health, just days after a friend took his own life ❤️
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Alan Pardew, you're fired!
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We've cracked the Melania Trump conspiracy...
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After Man Utd sign a deal with Tinder, José sees what all the fuss is about...
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Liverpool are in the Champions League. 💥
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GOAL! Croatia have equalised through Perisic. #CRO #ENG
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If anyone asks you what British politics is like show them this picture of the PM getting her results on the same stage as elmo #GE2017
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Disgraceful behaviour from Welsh fans, being lovely to a newly married couple. Sad to see...
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Tottenham on their way out of the Champions League.
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A superhuman feat, congratulations @hardestgeezer ! Read more:
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Cans for Jurgen. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is officially a Liverpool player!
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Helen McCrory has died aged 52. RIP ❤️
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Guess who's COMING TO BESIKTAS! #ComeToBesiktas
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Loved Jamie Carragher's analysis on Monday Night Football... @carra23
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Arsenal Football Club. Every. Single. Year.
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"Coco." "Kiddywinky." Here's three minutes of Richard Madeley being very weird on GMB.
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"I'm gonna come to come to your house and terminate you!" Making excuses not to avoid the gym today? @Schwarzenegger is here to give you the motivation you need!
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' @MrDDyer as Deadpool is propa nawty...
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THOSE EXIT POLLS THO
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Arsenal vs Chelsea: An epic battle
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"I'm not scared of putting my f****** neck on the line. This is bulls***." @JamesHaskell 's rant condemning Israel Folau for declaring homosexuals will go to hell is exactly the message we're backing Watch in full on YouTube:
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