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🚨NFL DRAFT REACTIONS🚨 - Falcons & Michael Penix Jr - Eagles select Quinyon Mitchell - Colts pick Laiatu Latu - Bears: Rome Odunze & Caleb Williams - Vikings move up for JJ McCarthy & Dallas Turner - 14 straight offensive picks

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chris long

@JOEL9ONE

5 years

Keep pumping the booze ads, guys. You’re doing great!

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@business

5 years

CBS has rejected a proposed TV ad during the Super Bowl that called for the legalization of medical marijuana

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3 months

Let’s bring the most expensive ACLs on the planet to met life. Brilliant.

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3 months

The 2026 World Cup final will be held in New Jersey 🏆🇺🇸

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5 years

Cheers. Been a hell of a journey. Eleven years and I can honestly say I put my soul into every minute of it. Highs and lows. I’ve seen them both and I appreciate the perspective. Gratitude and love to those who lifted me up.

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5 years

I don’t know anyone who goes pinky up on a J

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5 years

Dope, not tea.

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@JOEL9ONE

5 years

Kick was tipped.

NFL on ESPN

@ESPNNFL

5 years

Cody Parkey left the field to this 🔊 (via @diannaESPN )

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4 years

Guy makes 5 mil a year and doesn’t have a pull out trash can in the kitchen.

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6 years

Nike is a huge business. They’ve calculated risk. They may even have reason to believe this will make the brand more popular which means the guy burning his white air monarchs is in the minority. Bitter pill to swallow, I’m sure. Good luck w the protest. Bet they anticipated it.

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4 years

His brain unavoidably collided w his skull on a dirty hit... with no concussion history I’m aware of. Yeah... Had it been a pulled hamstring or a slipped disc, you could justifiably identify a pattern and your point wouldn’t be so dogshit.

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4 years

Respectfully disagree. Not saying he’s soft but some dudes aren’t built for the NFL. Until Wentz actually plays a full season it’s a more than fair question.

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4 years

Man having a beer or two turns into drinking 9 units of alcohol pretty fast in a pandemic doesn’t it

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1 year

Rare words from a HC. You don’t hear that much in the moment.

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5 years

The little “joke” wasn’t funny to my 2 year old son, Waylon who saw this on his timeline and was devastated. Said Uncle Kyle has been “cancelled.”

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@thecheckdown

5 years

Kyle Long clowning on his big brother before the Wild Card game 😂 @Ky1eLong @JOEL9ONE

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5 years

Great postgame interview honestly

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4 years

When Cam texts Belichick in that font

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Guy working at the airport “have a good flight” Me “you too” Every. Time.

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2 years

I like to think about this guy calmly sitting in traffic on the ride home

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@JOEL9ONE

5 years

Thank you Philly. You brought it all year. I love you.

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5 years

Fool me once Shame on you Fool me twice Shame on me Fool me 14 times You’re Gonzaga

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@JOEL9ONE

2 years

That’s not big Tim Tebow?

Around The NFL

@AroundTheNFL

2 years

Jaguars re-signing OL Tyler Shatley to two-year deal worth up to $6.8M, per @TomPelissero

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5 years

[1 of 2] Walter Payton set a tremendous example of what it looks like to succeed on the field while leaving an even bigger legacy off it. I accept this award humbly, and undeservingly join the company of men that have been honored before me.

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4 years

E sports is about to have it on lock. In a month I’ll be glued to a livestream of a dude in a Cedar Rapids basement playing Zelda. Might as well be the Super Bowl at that point.

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5 years

1. Christmas 2. 4th of July 3. Thanksgiving 4. St. Paddy’s Day 5. NYE ...... ...................... ...................... 246. Valentines Day

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1 month

Ok let’s do it. Run me through them. Don’t forget to include them all.

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@JOEL9ONE Funny how virtually everything labeled a “conspiracy theory“ the past 7 years have come true. I’m sure thats just a coincidence.

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5 years

Over a toddler “shoplifting” a Barbie. You’d think the child was holding a grenade launcher. Serving and protecting who?

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4 years

These kids had to get blasted at their parents house last night to celebrate. Burrow just got handed the keys to a franchise and he’s forced to have a “whatever’s in the pantry” buzz sleeping in his old race car bed.

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@JOEL9ONE

3 years

You’re rich. Buy clothes.

Mark Ingram II

@markingramII

3 years

Hey @united y’all just gon not put my checked luggage on the plane?! I have appearances and events and now I have no clothes. Smh 🤦🏾‍♂️ i tried y’all out and ima try to avoid it from here on. 🗑‼️

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5 years

I didn’t say a word about your fans. They were electric all night. I looked awesome at my 2nd super bowl parade. Stop drinking natty light, power off your phone and regroup tomorrow.

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@JOEL9ONE

4 years

Brady just left Boston on St. Paddy’s day and i believe that’s a hate crime.

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5 years

Players used to sit on wooden stools and answer generic football questions for the local news. Antonio Brown wiretaps his coach and produces an artistic short film on his personal YouTube channel. This shit escalated quickly.

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@JOEL9ONE

5 years

Hey, I was asked. Not exactly a shock or a hot take. Hope the league prioritizes removing the stigma of something that’s helped a lot of guys improve their careers and lives.

Yahoo Sports NFL

@YahooSportsNFL

5 years

Chris Long said he used marijuana during his #NFL career, and believes it's time for the league to let players use it without penalty 😚💨💨 ➡️

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5 years

Wow

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4 years

Get a new shirt

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@UR_Ninja

4 years

Racist vigilantes gathering with bats and guns at the statue of Christopher Columbus at Columbus Square in South Philadelphia, some of them just assaulted our reporter

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5 years

What’s this bear on? Roids? HGH? Bath salts? All of the above?

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3 years

Is it great yet

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6 months

I say no big deal. I’ve been both people in the last 10 days it’s called gambling.

NFL Memes

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6 months

Wellll this is awkward 🤔

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@JOEL9ONE

2 years

We’re not ready to talk about how great this layup is

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2 years

Woke up to the Zac Stacy video. Made my stomach turn. Not retweeting. Crazy to play w someone for a couple years & you have no idea what kind of bullshit they do at home.

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@JOEL9ONE

4 years

Moving to Japan and saying I’m Kevin Love let’s get this money.

Ballislife.com

@Ballislife

4 years

Robert Sacre is trending?! So, here is the former Laker in a Japanese dunk contest...

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5 years

Man... I’ve never seen this website mobilize across cultural and political barriers before... until PETA came at Steve Irwin.... that dude really could’ve saved the world. Uniting twitter posthumously is God like.

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@JOEL9ONE

5 years

Typical day. Get on an interview to talk retirement. Get asked about NFL drug testing and I end up admitting I smoke the devil’s lettuce sometimes. Worst part is my three year old son sees it on his timeline before I can give him “the talk.” Emotionally drained.

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@JOEL9ONE

5 years

The NFL needed this dude more than we knew.

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@WillBrinson

5 years

Jaguars by a million

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2 years

I hope John & Pat are calling a game somewhere

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5 years

The pleasure was all mine. Philly is in my blood!!!

Philadelphia Eagles

@Eagles

5 years

For everything you've done and everything you are— Thank you, Chris.

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4 years

Dudes on this site who’d call the cops on black ppl for very little are mad bc NASCAR called the FBI over a noose in their only black driver’s stall.

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2 years

Looks like the back of a band t shirt

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@Ravens

2 years

Today's injury report and game status for Sunday.

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4 years

My thoughts on Myles Garrett on behalf of @WaterboysORG

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4 years

Proud of my boys. Played hard all year. Too much crazy stuff went down to overcome. Go birds!!!

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5 months

This jack harlow set budget was like 36 dollars

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3 months

With the Super Bowl logo color conversation over can we agree to stop staying stupid things from now on?

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2 years

Pulling for Tua, scary as hell. I hope I’m being overly cynical but I think shit just got real for the dolphins. This is going to play out loudly.

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@JOEL9ONE

5 years

There’s a fucking manifesto bro but yeah call of duty

Mediaite

@Mediaite

5 years

Kevin McCarthy Expresses Concern About 'Dehumanizing' Violent Video Games After Shootings

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2 years

Sean Payton selling Odell on Siemien

Dianna Russini

@DMRussini

2 years

On the day in which he could make his final decision, free-agent WR Odell Beckham Jr. is honing in on the Chiefs, Packers and Saints, per league sources.

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Rashard Mendenhall

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

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4 months

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

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3 months

Some people see this and think he must be retiring but this is just regular Kelce

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1 year

RIP Mike Leach. Lost to him in the Gator Bowl. Soon after, I became teammates w Amendola in StL. Me and DA used to go to Bonnaroo & other music festivals. We’d call Mike all times of day and night. He’d always pick up. he’d stay on the phone for an hour entertaining our drunk BS

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4 years

Hearing I should’ve donated it to charity

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4 years

We hit the mall today 🔥

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@JOEL9ONE

4 years

Look, a good post we can all be happy with, even here. Stay safe!

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US fire fighters arrived at Sydney Int Airport this week, on their way to assist with fire fighting in Victoria. Coming through, all gathered gave a spontaneous & lengthy round of applause, reflecting the gratitude & admiration we all have for their generosity. #NSWRFS @NSWRFS

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@iamcardib @nickmoody53

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5 years

High up on your mom’s Hall pass list

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@NakamuraKenny

5 years

@JOEL9ONE hey are you high rn?

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4 years

Trying to sack Deshaun Watson

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4 years

Leader!!

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

Kevin Love commits $100,000 to the Cavs' arena and support staff due to the suspension of the NBA season. (via @kevinlove )

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2 years

Just smoked my six year old in HORSE. Had the audacity to ask me if we could play HORSES. Go be an English major son, this is the hard court.

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4 years

Obey commands! These are officers of the law! If you don’t like it here, leave!

DC_Draino

@DC_Draino

4 years

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Mother arrested in Meridian, Idaho for letting kids play in park This has gotten out of control Stop arresting free Americans for being outside with their families RT!!

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5 years

Anyone could’ve gotten it that night

Made For Philly

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5 years

This will forever be the most 🔥 I’ve seen a stadium during warmups....

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5 years

What’s the excuse today

Bishop Talbert Swan

@TalbertSwan

5 years

15 yr old Black boy, Lucca picked up a cell phone that fell out of the pocket of a Black boy who was being arrested. In response @browardsheriff officers Christopher Krickovich & Greg LaCerra pepper sprayed, brutally beat, and arrested him. He broke no laws. #JusticeForLucca

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4 years

Beautiful

NBC10 Philadelphia

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4 years

Thousands of people in Philadelphia continue to protest racism and police brutality following the death of George Floyd. Crowds in Center City stretched from the steps of the Art Museum and past the Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul.

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“An irrelevant detail, police found a harmless plant inside of the victim’s apartment (where he was shot to death by an intruder)” would’ve played better.

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@FOX4

6 years

DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting

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4 years

Imagine being next in line

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6 years

Lakers fans being protective of their fandom tonight are acting like they loved a cool indie band before it was popular, only that band is like Led Zeppelin.

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5 years

Get over it.

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4 years

I think even twitter has to be happy for Andy

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5 years

Healthiest thing they’d ever seen in a tall can of Arizona ice tea.

Ball Don’t Lie

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D'Angelo Russell tried to sneak marijuana through airport security using a fake Arizona Iced Tea can. ➡️

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3 years

We’ve signed a dog to a lifetime contract. When it came time to pick, there were lots of hyphy dogs. Willie was sleeping in the sun, unbothered. My kinda dude. In the words of Paul Rudd “do less.”

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5 years

What if the refs are in the booth checking twitter to see what would be the most agreeable call?

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6 years

Yes

WSVN 7 News

@wsvn

6 years

The homeless man applied for a job at McDonald's and was told he needed to shave his beard. When an officer spotted him struggling to shave without a mirror, he helped him get cleaned up -- and get hired! (Video via Tallahassee Police)

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Didn’t this guy just go broke doing this

Alex Jones

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Looks deliberate to me. A cyber-attack is probable. WW3 has already started..

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4 years

This OL is Beerfest

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4 years

Lmao

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5 years

It was an honor having you pass me the torch, brother. Congrats on a great year and continuing to lead off the field.

JJ Watt

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Congratulations and welcome to a very unique brotherhood @JOEL9ONE . Very well-deserved! #WalterPaytonManofTheYear

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Woke up, opened twitter, saw a picture of donuts, ordered donuts, ate 2 donuts, feel disgusting. Thanks twitter.

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5 years

Fuck Toronto sports

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3 years

Checkmate, hockey.

SportsCenter

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3 years

Ragnow did not allow a sack or pressure while playing with a fractured throat and played every snap the rest of the game 😳

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5 years

Epic picture 🤷🏼‍♂️ I love lining up with my boy @fcoxx_91 one of the most dominant/disruptive players I’ve lined up with. Send that dude to the pro bowl!!

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7 months

Something to keep an eye on

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5 years

This entire sequence is dumbfounding. Guy’s picking up trash outside HIS dorm. Officer profiled him. Got his ID but won’t let it go. Cops surround w guns drawn, “feel threatened” by a plastic stick. Faculty member pops up + successfully vouches for this dude but isn’t even ID’d!!

NowThis Impact

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‘You have a dangerous object in your hand’ … ’I’m picking up trash’ — This officer pulled his gun on a student who was cleaning up trash outside his dorm

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4 years

Me coming out of retirement seeing these contracts

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5 years

Nothing like not getting invited to something you’ve skipped 2x already. Big victory for you.

ChiTown Conservative 🌎☄️#TeamAsteroid

@gingertealkp

5 years

@JOEL9ONE No need to trash the @WhiteHouse anymore. You ain’t invited. 🤣

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4 years

Social distancing week 1, in pictures.

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5 years

Funniest thing about this video is that the guy going full “coach” from Saving Silverman, throwing himself out of a moving vehicle, is Danny Amendola’s dad. No joke.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

5 years

Block or charge?🏀🤷‍♂️🏈😱💥🤭

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5 years

Yeah I’ll be homeschooling now

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

5 years

Send in the nukes

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4 years

Damn @realDonaldTrump did twitter check you? Kind of embarrassing when you throw your wanna be dictator fastball and you can’t even get your message out. I thought you were a powerful guy!

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I feel this video

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