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@JLUHFv7
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@UtdEIIis “What’s lewandowski got on Kane apart from the most important thing in the sport”
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@SLIMBOYF4T This is assuming that every sa accusation is true which is absolutely absurd
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@thoughtofheaven @Luke_MCFC This has to be some troll
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@RingWarriorTJ @KSI “I am not the guy who brings in race but I’m gonna bring race into it anyways”💀💀💀
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11 months
@IconicCristiano It’s just messi fans who think everything is about him 0 mention of the bloke and Ronaldo just gave an honest opinion 💀
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@lustcntrl Spot on, never put your hands on a woman
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1 year
@UtdEIIis @v1xie99 Kane has 0 goals in 5 finals and 0 shots on target
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6 months
@UtdFrag @utdcynical “Good point” that takes us to 7th in the league 💀💀 Find shame
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11 months
@Trraavv What’s he done wrong?
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1 year
@PhilaUnion99 @UtdEIIis If Lewa who has goals in finals is the “worse big game player” what does that make Kane who has 0 in 5 and 0 shots on target?
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1 year
@lethumeburner @lustcntrl Unless she’s got a weapon you should be able to restrain her or just simple walk/run away Putting hands on her is always gonna be an L unfortunately even if she’s in the wrong
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6 months
@Ethan23Kelly @utdcynical @calcalcal06 What does martial being poor have to do with the fact we have a striker with 0 goals in 11 league games? Any other player such as Cavani or Ronaldo and our fans would want their heads on a stick? Why is Hojlund getting a pass?
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1 year
@_9ueve @J4EGOLDBERG Whilst we are here Hope this helps
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7 months
@TheShowtimeReds @ZizouSzn10 He chose those players He gave multiple of them contracts He signed multiple of them No one to blame but himself
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11 months
@ModHeirophant @ariijosephine “Fatphobia” is a good thing Everyone should be anti being unhealthy
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@JLUHFv7
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1 year
Our rivals just won a 3 peat and our manager is out here banging on about dead rubber games being finals😭 We aren’t going nowhere as a club until we start holding people accountable
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🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag: "Thursday is a final. We want to finish the job on Thursday. It will take another good performance." #MUFC
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@UTDTreyyyy @brfootball Please show me Rashford winners medals since 2017 yet alone 2022💀
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1 year
@itselysiumlol @mikey_747 There are a lot of facilities to assist you You can either block or mute people or don’t play the game at all💀
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1 year
Being a United fan and hating Ronaldo is absolutely insane?
@UtdEIIis
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Being a United fan and hating Carrick is absolutely insane.
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11 months
@Beserk5874731 @Virusesque20 @darenreifs @_celia_bedelia_ How is it controlling? He’s given her option me here, act like a hoe or respect boundaries Girls want to act single whilst at the same time being in the relationship 💀💀 Make it make sense
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1 year
@JennaAstra @DailyLoud @pubity She’s facing against a man Men on average are faster
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1 year
@MikeLUHG2 Gonna have to deal with this shite for years Unforgivable
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7 months
Instead of judging footballers off their careers these idiots see one moment from a player and base him off that 💀
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This picture really sold me dreams man💔
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8 months
@MUFCfanboy @MikeLUHG2 And? Should we lower standards because of age💀 If he isn’t good enough why is the manager signing him and playing him?
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1 year
@Grzegor51618471 @idoxvi Kane has won 0 trophies in his career absolute stat padder
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@JLUHFv7
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1 year
2023 and people think calling someone a glory hunter is an insult😭 What else should we chase? A lot of these small clubs are there to do absolutely nothing but make up space why tf would I support that?
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Glory hunters shown levels by a “small” club. Beautiful scenes this morning.
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1 year
@Mr_N_Watch @Trayne_musicx @DailyLoud Make poor life choices then decide to blame the system rather than taking personal responsibility 💀
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10 months
@fcthetruth @NotThe12GAF Men provide way more value in friendships Hence why many women keep guys in the friends zone 💀
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1 year
@UtdPlug @samuelluckhurst Women and rainbow make up small section of the fanbase Why should they be factored in when deciding on who’s best suited to own the club💀💀
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11 months
@CFpriv_ @MikeLUHG2 An accusation with 0 evidence So in this case scenario we can assume that they’re lying
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8 months
Fans on here don’t think with any sort of sense or logic they just think everything is sentimental and that players should value their club over their careers 💀
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Jesse Lingard doesn’t owe West Ham anything… No player in their right mind is joining a club on £50k per week when they could be earning £250k + untaxed whilst also living like a king. You guys have to remember he’s 31 soon and that is his last big contract.
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@abzMCFC___ Even remove all of Neymars PSG trophies his career is still 1000x better than that bottler Kane
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@beatrizvictorr Bro smelled what was under the wig and changed his mind
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@Afc_KS @MikeLUHG2 @rioferdy5 Losing is losing you’re just flexing being a better loser
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7 months
@IhenachoJane @DailyLoud This isn’t a counter argument
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11 months
@minifingerz @wats4tea @GMB You choose every morsel of food that goes in your mouth If you’re fat/overweight/obese it’s 100% your fault
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7 months
Crying over what? He quite literally won everything 😂
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Lewandowski must be cry seeing what Kane is doing knowing that it could have been him if he didn't join Barca
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11 months
@CFpriv_ @MikeLUHG2 Yes burden of proof lies upon the accuser not the accused If you’re gonna accuse someone of a crime like that best have the evidence to back it up Also why are we assuming women are not capable of lying?
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2 years
Retweet to find mutuals 🫡
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@IhenachoJane @DailyLoud Hahahaha imagine thinking women can beat a bunch of teenage boys who are more than likely taller faster and stronger 💀
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1 year
@kingfaissel @UtdEIIis @v1xie99 Harry Kane in finals EFL 2015 - 0 goals 0 shots on target EFL 2021 - 0 goals 0 shots on target CL 2019 - 0 goals 0 shots on raven Euros final - 0 goals 0 shots on target
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9 months
@sultan3411 @utd_alpha Gassing up 3rd with 66 points una😂😂😂 No shame
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11 months
@PATRICHENS @Robert67827024 @debbiebarnes66 @GMB You can’t control your height You most definitely can control your weight
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9 months
If you can’t look at football objectively without having your club bias cloud your judgment just say
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@MikeLUHG2 You seem to like man city a lot mike for a supposed ‘man utd fan’.
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@Soff_Touch @s4vva So every person that calls themselves ugly is due to the colour of their skin?💀
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1 year
@FCBMonalisa @RonaldoW7_ Carry his to team what? Failure???
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1 year
They’re letting people who got banged by 6 black guys at once into Oxford😂
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Thank you to the @OxfordStudents for inviting me to speak on something so important to me. I’m humbled by the history of the institution and the previous speakers at the Union, this is forever a core memory and something I can’t wait to show my future kids their mom did 🥹
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@TioluwaniAtog @jimin_highnote @begottensun Men and women are not equal at all
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@DailyLoud Sexualise yourself and get mad when men sexualise you back?😭💀
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11 months
@KKebano @SLIMBOYF4T Yes it is You’re calling someone a rapist without evidence to back it up
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1 year
@Taz_N17 @MikeLUHG2 Who signed his contract at spurs? No one to blame but himself
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?
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@Sean_LUHG Rashford got amazing PR team around him tbf
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11 months
@jasebyjason They said they were closed off?💀 How does tyriques behaviour(when they were open btw) justify it Hypocrites
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1 year
How can you have Jose and Conte at your club and win fuck all Absolutely useless club😂
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Club announcement.
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@Pallone_10 @MikeLUHG2 Imagine thinking just because you support United that you should blindly be thinking all your legends are top of the sport they’re not Like saying you’re not a United fan for thinking gary Neville isn’t in the best full back debates💀 Behave
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@Osbert_piper @BornAKang Women sexualise themselves
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@TooGhostly_NFT @LayahHeilpern Pure waffle There are only 2 sexes The term gender is originated from a pedo
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@keonsene @z4sza @paridaze You people be throwing out race card for everything 😂😂😂 How is tyrique a misogynist? Do you even know what that word means?💀
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11 months
@ModHeirophant @yagirlcayyy @ariijosephine This is like saying “You can’t say smoking is a bad thing because you’re not a doctor”💀 A fact doesn’t change based on who delivers it fella
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9 months
@nigerketiah @078Yasser @ShoGoated @guccipogbaV3 @Trujista He scored 5 goals in the KO including a hatrick in the QF despite them being 2-0 down in the 1st leg Find shame
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@oreosiyemi @zelLUHG That doesn’t justify celebrating being 3-1 down Find shame
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1 year
@AyakaMindset @MikeLUHG2 Antony and dalot have won trophies
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@marshallpriddy @lporiginalg She isn’t obese so she can’t be 5
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@peng_writer @Esau_Matsiko Please show me the quote where Messis name was mentioned 😂
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@UTD1Nathan @MikeLUHG2 Did Manchester United not start the league with 0 points like the rest of the league?
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@MikeLUHG2 Funny thing is most of these people crying about it are not even Jews💀 Just part of the woke mob who want to score morality points
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9 months
Literally the Premier league the other week💀
@AliquamScripto
Marrotti
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Serie A’s inability to deal with PnP actually makes me cry 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
💀💀acting as if you lot didn’t spend months gassing finishing 2nd and 3rd with ole
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Someone tell them Arsenal fans you get the exact same thing for finishing 2nd, 3rd & 4th please.
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@MikkelAndersen_ @TheShowtimeReds @ZizouSzn10 Did ten Haag tell you that? Did he say in press conferences he didn’t get players he wanted?
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@ayamjantan96 @Luke_MCFC Literally won the league last season💀💀
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@ModHeirophant @yagirlcayyy @ariijosephine - Smoking bad - being a fat fuck also bad Don’t need a medical degree to tell you that fella
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1 year
What adversity? He’s had the easiest league and cup run arguably out of all managers 💀😂
@utdreport
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The amount of adversity this man has faced in his first season at Manchester United...
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Where’s Kanes
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Spurs fans were right all along, Kane is so much more complete than Lewandowski. Definitely Bayern’s best modern striker
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@campers_moll @Freda_Wa11ace @PDale48 @andrejpwalker @TalkTV You’re an absolute snowflake if you feel threatened by someone staring at you😂😂😂😂
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1 year
If this is the criteria for legend status then Zlatan, Pogba , Lingard and Rashford are legends💀
@ManUtdCorner7
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Anthony Martial will go down as a Manchester United legend. Almost 100 goals scored. He’s won a Europa League, League Cup, FA Cup and a Community Shield. He’s been a special player for us🇫🇷
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11 months
@PredictologyBet @SuhailChowdhary Ronaldos wages were rightfully warranted
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@Olexio1 @MKADL91 @__sargee Ole won literally fuck all and lost a European final to Villareal💀
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@AkumpoUtd @wcltwt @MikeLUHG2 How is a team that’s won 5/6 leagues on the decline?
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9 months
If you genuinely find fat people attractive you’re either one of two things - fat yourself - or broke and can’t bag a girl who’s not obese
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@DEGEAISANIGGARD @SeedKnee5 @UtdEIIis If and woulds He has won ZERO trophies and signed multiple contracts at spurs no one to blame but himself
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11 months
@konfusedsouls @Luke_MCFC @SeanDOlfc Doesn’t matter they still won it That alone + his international career already on par with anything salad done Not to mention his city achievements 💀
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6 months
Onana has been on fraud watch for quite some time now, that CL final had you lot fooled😂😂😂
@JoelGlazerLUHG
Mark (not) Goldbridge
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This goal was so perfect. Should've won that game
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1 year
@shadadzai @utdHarryy @MikeLUHG2 By what metric is Mctominay better at the sport than Casemiro?💀
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11 months
@ModHeirophant @yagirlcayyy @ariijosephine I don’t need to be a doctor to tell you gaining 35lbs at 5’5 isn’t a good thing
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@moosegawd @JayCartere @zwafflezV4 @Humdrum85 @nelkboys Women can’t have dicks Men can’t be women and vice versa
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2 years
30+ trophies and his team won I doubt he gives a fuck about 1 goal
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All Things Brazil™ 🇧🇷
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Plays football for all the wrong reasons
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@mitchfletcher91 @ringsidenews_ Screams entitlement He doesn’t owe any of his fans a damn thing
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@BaileighTalulah @ThotKingWaffle “Used to be” No amount of mental gymnastics will change the fact that you cannot change gender and there are only 2
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6 months
@MikeLUHG2 Our fans wanted Bayern btw💀
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7 months
@just_being_ayo @MikeLUHG2 Ancelotti won a league and CL the season prior What’s ten Haag won?💀
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6 months
@ih8clif @jinxjosi Why do you care about being represented?💀 Can rappers not have a preference to date lighter skinned women? It’s like trying to police people on what soft drink they can and can’t drink Weird thought process
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8 months
Again men are victim of violent crimes far more than women😂
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ASHLEIGH LOUISE
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I'm not ashamed to say I have real tears in my eyes trying to digest this story. A 15 year old girl can't even reject a boy whilst she's on her way to school without being killed? What can girls and women do then? What can we do without fear of being killed? I just...
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@blamogz1 @utdHarryy He literally won a league and CL last season and got an assist in the bartering Real Madrid have Liverpool 💀 Tf you on about fella? Football outside of England isn’t a different sport
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