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Kampala, Uganda
Joined March 2019
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@IsaacSsemakadde
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3 years
Today at the Supreme Court. #DISGORGE
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Aiming for 60
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Nobody Can Stop Reggae ⁦ @PoliceUg
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2 years
Poo poo, poo poo All day long Saasira employer!
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2 years
Assadu, myee! #ConmanMP exposed! No mo bi-stories of lion this, lion that... #NTVOnTheSpot
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#DISGORGE ...tusimbudde!
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2 years
Who killed Abiriga?
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HOMECOMING: My Brother's Keeper
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2 years
MP for Wabigalo Constituency
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2 years
Bloody, but unbowed. We shall overcome.
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2 years
“They’ve killed him!” #ripjakana
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3 years
Forget bail, this is the No 1 issue for ⁦ @GovUganda at 59: if condoms are free, why not pads? ⁦ @SheilaWagidoso ⁩ ⁦ @Ksheebah1 ⁩ ⁦ @KagutaMuseveni ⁩ ⁩
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“Batuzaala ng’ensobi, naye twafuuka ensonga!” — @HEBobiwine
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2 years
REBELS: I am delighted to announce that I will deliver a guest lecture at @Harvard_Law on Thursday, 3 November 2022 at 12:30 HRS EST (19:30 HRS NAIROBI/KAMPALA). Topic — On Repression, Surveillance and Militarism in Present-day Uganda: “But He’s Our Son of a Bitch”
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1 year
Tell me, do you feel like we do? #LegalizeIt #Irie
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3 years
Kati bwenatekamu katinti?
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2 years
Oulanyah, cargo!
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2 years
Normalize having kids, out of wedlock. Be like Idi ‘Big Daddy’ Amin—a real man. . @KagutaMuseveni —come clean.
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BREAKING: The Champ Returns #NoApology #NoNegotiations
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It’s getting harder and harder to earn a living as a lawyer these days.
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It’s HIGH time...(to put sth on yr head) #DimwitsAreEverywhere
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Water Seeks Its Own Level #ConmanMP #Asadu #uncutkalakata
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Hallelujah, weekend has come. @BahatiRemmy — our last hope!
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2 years
BEFORE AFTER Vawulence Vawulence
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REBELS: Today at the Supreme Court #disgorge
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Hands Off Our Queen @Ksheebah1
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Starting Now.... #Ntvonthespot
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3 years
STOP BATHING . START SMILING.
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The Great Sipping
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2 years
Babylon, we are coming for you.
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When We Where Young...
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NO PLACE TO HIDE #ConmanMP #AsaduMyee
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#NTVOnTheSpot ConmanMP exposed
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Show Me The Next Dimwit! 😎
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@KomugishaOlivia
Olivia M Komugisha (Small Goddess)
2 years
Ssemakadde asimbudde 😅😅😅
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God's timing is always the best, and it manifests itself for us to discern!
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2 years
Guess it pays to be brainless
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1 year
📌📌BREAKING: The Constitutional Court has today nullified the whole of the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act 2016. We have LEGALIZED IT, Jah Bless!❤️
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Nobody Can Stop Reggae ⁦ @PoliceUg
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FOR THE RECORD: Ibrahim Lubega Tusubira—aka Isma Olaxess, aka Jajja Iculi—was a 🚩🚩🚩CRAFTY CHARLATAN 🚩🚩🚩SHAMELESS FASCIST & a 🚩🚩DOUBLE-DEALING DAREDEVIL. These are the FACTS about his life. Ugandan media, don’t whitewash the deeds of the dead. Let’s be guided. #RIP
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CABINET RESHUFFLE— Meet your new Minister of Justice & Constitutional Affairs @norbertmao Without using #vawulence , discuss the immediate and future political and constitutional implications of this announcement for the #Bazukulu . (Best tweet or thread wins 150k✅)
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How To Eat #ConmanMP Live On Telly Photo credit: @Nsubugamozs Moment maker: @qataharraymond #NTVOnTheSpot
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Will She, Won’t She? Buy The Observer and Find Out.
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You don’t want to pay the ROAD TOLL. You don’t want to pay LEGAL FEES to challenge the road toll. You don’t want to PROTEST the road toll on the streets. And you voted HYPOCRITES, who have abandoned you now. What are you smoking, you petty bourgeois ‘middle class’ Ugandans?
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Sea dragon
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Why did Assadu cross the road? #ConmanMP
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Rebels—We can’t do it alone. Help Us. #dimwitsmustfall #NeverBackDown
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REBELS: Plz send some money to STANLEY KISAMBIRA 0753567458 He’s a hero, whistleblower, great dad.
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The Devil Wears Prada—a true story #DimwitsAreEverywhere
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1 year
INFORMATION IS POWER “The men and women in #UPDF uniform live under fear, intimidation, injustice, mental and psychological torture all in the name of discipline.” #UgandaSecurityExhibition
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Should we tell him it’s #January2023 ?
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The dark underbelly of militarism, surveillance, and repression. Cut it off.
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REBELS: Yesterday I tested positive for COVID-19, and because I was in close contact with some of you, I wanted you to know. Although I am not prepared to answer any questions right now, I will take your feedback gracefully, and will change my future behaviour. #CovidIsNotOver
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A black Pinetti ⁦ @KagutaMuseveni
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Expose a dimwit, #osirike @mauricekirya 🙏🏾— gracias mucho #NTVOnTheSpot
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REBELS, I AM BACK! A lot transpired over the last 15 days that merits analysis & discussion. Having just returned from a vacation to attend to some urgent constitutional matters, my time to write is limited. But I promise u this—‘All Dimwits Will Be Fingered!’ #NeverFearTruth
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SIBLINGS shouldn’t let their tiffs & biffs spill over into the family business, if they’re lucky to have one. Let me thread 🧵 you the tragic story of the Hanspal family that lost a fortune while fighting over the contract to construct @nssfug HQ, Workers’ House. 📸 @mudo_eve
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I won’t bathe until until... #PayUgandanDoctors
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If you think the photos are fake, you are part of the problem. I thank the many OBs from St Edward’s Bukuumi, in present-day Kakumiro district, for reaching out with horrible stories of the monster now posing as HM SMACK. Keep calm and expose the dimwit. #DimwitsAreEverywhere
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How it started How it’s going
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No Time to Die: Abracadabra
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THE GENERAL’S GOOSE IS COOKED! It might surprise a few pretenders, but I’ve always known that that’s the way the cookie crumbles. #EndTortureInUganda
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UPDATE: #Rebels , Comrade @MaleMabiriziHKK “Hard Guy” was captured by junta soldiers—about 50 of them—from the bush this afternoon. We suspect it was betrayal. They are taking him for #Torture . But he is ready for everything. And we are ready. Mubere bakakamu. #WarContinues
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#ItsAFriday Bwebwazibidde Nganzifunye!😋 Daytime: Ku Case. Nightfall: Ku ATM.
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2 years
WAKE UP UGANDA!
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3 years
But what is wrong with Kampala’s underpaid but grossly exaggerated TV and radio hosts?
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2 years
It takes a lot of courage to tweet as a Ugandan. Grateful for the support of my comrades in #VawulenceAcademy
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FACT: @AndrewMwenda is lying about @Ksheebah1 . The first lie—“I have never in my life met this Sheeba and had never even heard of her until this video came out and allegations made against me.” The truth—These two were like peas in a pod when Mwenda hosted the @933kfm Hotseat.
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Arrest warrant, myeeeeeeeeee....
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“A Tanzanian fisherman (really boy) who broke open the crashed @PrecisionAirTz plane to save 20 lives has been appointed by President @SuluhuSamia in the #Marines Department with immediate effect. You just have to love Tanzania.” #Poleni #Hongera
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FOR THE RECORD: Isma Olaxess’s murder is a heartbreaking Orwellian tragedy. The 53-year-old extremist was killed by an assassin—a similar fate that he regularly wished for others in his hateful vlogs. He would maybe still be with us in a more tolerant and accountable society.
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“We eyeballed one another." #LegalRebel #Atanaaba #Overcomer
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What is the point of celebrating birthdays?
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CELEBRATING News of #NoGulag I broke Rule No 1: I took a bath. #LegalRebel #Atanaaba #Overcomer
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Until it’s your turn, keep clapping for others. #Kelly
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Fare thee well, my fairy. ⁦ @BridgetNassonko
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A judge knows nothing unless it has been explained to him three times.
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BOBI WINE’S CONUNDRUM: Whether the SMACK, of 60 y.o. Bro Deodati Aganyira is sufficiently ‘The School’ for his first son Solomon Kampala? In 1998, the post of HM SMACK opened up after a curious resignation. Bro Aganyira was passed over for a much younger Bro Edward Bukenya, 32.
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As a #SMACK OB who knows a thing or two about this headmaster, I will reveal things tomorrow morning that will put everything in proper perspective for the uninitiated, but I don’t expect things to change. #SMACK and other “mission schools” are overrated. They are predators!
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If we don't put out small fires, they will quickly become wildfires.
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Cupid and Clear: thank you @HEBobiwine for supporting our Rule of Law Champion @MaleMabiriziHKK #NeverSayNever
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Rebel-at-Heart. Attorney-at-Law. RIP. ⁦⁦ @BridgetNassonko
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“I've done everything possible to fight corruption. What else can I do? In my opinion, there are only 2 options—either to join the system & fully participate in the looting, or say enough is enough. I've chosen the latter & I am leaving.”—35y.o. Mbale MP Wilfred Kajeke. 14/7/2009
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NO NONSENSE LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAT DELIVERS RESULTS Gawaya Tegulle is an insightful & efficient attorney that understands how to deliver results in a time and cost-effective manner. I really appreciate his honest & direct communication, plus strategic use of court procedures.
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REBELS: On Tuesday, 9 August 2022, I attended @Prophet_elvis fellowship at the New Zoe Grounds “in the desert” at Plot 47 Kigo-Lweza, off the Entebbe Express Highway. Here are my 7 impressions and lessons that I would love to share with you—for now.
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Go Home #ConmanMP
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The Clownish Case of Judge Small. #NoGulag #NeverBackDown
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The Problem With #PickMe Girls
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Happening now: The final showdown at Supreme Court of Uganda, Kololo
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BREAKING: God Is In This Story @JudiciaryUG Whistleblower & First Class VVIP driver STANLEY KISAMBIRA—whose salary is UGX200,000 ($54) only—has been freed on a non-cash bond of 10m/- ($268) after a successful bail application by the prodigiously gifted @DerrickBazeUG & @SOkecho
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Gwanga Muddeyo
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When a lawyer adds “Esq” to their name, it means they have never won a case. Most likely, a charlatan.
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“I know that history will give me a fair judgment and it will be a glorious judgment.”— David Chandi Jamwa, former MD @nssfug
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OF ‘BIG MEN’ WITH ‘SMALL THINGS’—A Short Story Gen Moses Ali is undoubtedly a big man. In 2002, he sued @DailyMonitor for damages for defamation after it published on 9 Feb an article, with his picture, saying “Diabetic men more prone to importance (sic).”
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Kudos to the heroes of September! #VictoriaUniversity VC ⁦ @ReachDrMuganga ⁩ & his heroic bodyguard PC Barbra Nagudi, the defenders of #AcademicFreedom Thank you #UOT for the love & support for Dr Lawrence Muganga.
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Thank u Kampala, for standing by me. Keep calm and expose more dimwits. #dimwitsmustfall #NeverBackDown
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Unwanted in Our Own Courts: The Deep Story of Harassing #LegalRebel #Atanaaba on Reggae Day Let me tell this story properly. The mean guy in black is @PoliceUg ASP KAMUZA. He unlawfully fingered me today at court. @francis_isano caught it all on camera. What really happened?
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