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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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8 years

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£100m for Grealish To put that into context, that's a week's stay for a family of five at Center Parcs with 3 kids who want to do everything

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@BillMor45163651 Wow you want a Nurse to work 2,995 years! How Thatcher Tory are you!!!! Poor nurse

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Madness at Skem asda petrol station

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@CenterParcsUK little bit of feedback from people with kids.....

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Banksy

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@wazzas @SunVideo The sun? Do you have no soul?

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4 years

Apocalypse now. If you havent seen it get the bbc on now. Music Epic film Acting amazing Best film you will see

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3 years

@CatManDont2 @pafster Isn't Newcastle a middle aisle @AldiUK purchase. £24 lighter "Sake, only went in for Gin and i got a Newcastle"

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1 year

The job of a board is to support the management & show strong leadership Not leak unevidenced rumours to national press They left Frank high and dry today.

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4 months

Unimpressed with crufts winner #Crufts2024

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3 years

Taxi driver recovering

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3 years

@NandosUK @KFC_UKI @weetabix @HeinzUK Bunch of cocks

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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10 months

Im 6ft 5 and an XL bully is a massive dog that i couldnt control if spooked. They can be calm but the last 2 i saw had 5 stone when wet owners. 1 was stoned. If a dog weighs over 70kg and is capable of taking a big man out it shouldnt be owned by a wet wipe micropenis

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5 months

Handball appeal The stadium announcer has asked if anybody has a clip on their phones for the ref to review

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3 years

@SamLong89 @BillMor45163651 I'll applaud that level of bravery offering your missus as a sacrifice. I'm on the doorstep with a pan now

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4 months

This image should be made into a statue at the big gate posts of Bramley Moore......Big Nev looking angry at what was going on A warning for the club owners and employees to respect the club

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3 years

Carol Vorderman wanking off a robot on her visit to the Snack Factory in Skelmersdale Soon afterwards walkers brought out a sour cream crisp flavour

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1 year

@fesshole I bet Camilla wrote that

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6 years

@piersmorgan Didn’t you endanger troops with fake news about British troops whilst at the mirror?

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1 year

Who is the player in the background

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3 years

@charliemould95 "This is the first time you have seen it"

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3 years

@Kalan76529590 Great Yarmouth will now be renamed "Yarmouth" after being linked in a tweet with Iwobi

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3 years

Unesco announce it was recent events that changed the Liverpool skyline. Notably the burning of the Liver building and the water front being a dumping ground for fireworks and bottles.

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1 year

Dyche's post match BBC interview

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3 years

Spurs and Arsenal joining the super league, is like me going into the crucible and putting a quid down on the table.

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1 year

Gutted for Cav. Broken collar bone and out. Surely knowing Cav he comes back for 1 more tour. Britain's best ever cyclist and a legend

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3 years

@hmvtweets @weetabix @HeinzUK The power of marketing HMV still exists

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1 year

@EFCdaily_ Be honest we all ddont fancy him to get to 50. I can see HR stepping in and limiting it to 5

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3 years

Dogging is trending..........

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1 year

Wonder if Eltons special guest will be David Grohl again #EltonJohn #glastonbury2023

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4 years

Is sign language guy summing up the nation?

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1 year

@SkySportsPL Doucoure match worn gloves for sale DM with real offers no time wasters

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1 year

@SkyNews Ah must be tough...... by shagging a moral devoid married man until his partner had an eating dissorder and became damaged. Hurrah

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@StanCollymore I got emailed today at work. That was tough

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3 years

The reason why people give up art is critical teachers.......lets pop one on a live programme Like a female version of John Kerr at John Rigby college #LifeDrawingLive

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3 years

City fans where are you ? COME ON, LETS BE 'AVIN YOU?

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4 years

Does anybody else tell their Garmin to fuck off a lot?

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8 months

Imagine wearing a poppy near a swastika tattoo.... Show me you got put in set 4 for history

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5 years

@WayneRooney 10/1 you are caught with a ram in a Derby hotel next season.

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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5 years

@GRACEDUPUPPY @duncsablue Research your dog. There are so many huskys that need adopting after 1 year. Its selfish not to research. A husky is really intense to train and has no recall. Meaning you will have to run after them to retrieve. They are very strong im 6ft5 and they took me off my feet. Research

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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1 year

People knock Keane but how honest is this? There arent many players who will sprint to the ref to confirm that it was a pen.

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2 years

Pornhub sanction Russia harder than NATO, UN, US amd UK combined

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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4 years

Sat wondering if i am a fatty that runs blackpool prom. I thought being around the 20 minute 5km or 45 10km was fairly decent. Podium 5k consider those over 15 minute 5k to be fatties!

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3 years

Ginger cat in Co-op meal deal today

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@Everton_Extra Amy Whinehouse came back from rehab quicker

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@JasonManford "Blobby, blobby, blobby"

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@SkyBet We need 11 players and subs

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1 year

Hill sixteen still being attended to...... Racing TV oddly just talking about fence one and 2 before starting footage at fence 3. Its like they are ignoring it

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4 years

15th london marathon.......sorry that needs to stop. Limit it to 3 times max and allow the many many many thousands who cant get in do 1. Selfish

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3 years

RIP Santa

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@BBCNews

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1 year

@UpshotTowers This is lazy. Goodison strangler Imminent threats Sanctioned director No mention of Bills lies No mention of Moshiri lies

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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3 years

In 1991 a lad from my school dropped a set of 50 tabs in front of our headmaster. LSD tabs. It made the news. That lad is now wearing anonymous masks andcalling people stupid as they dont know whats going in their bodies with the vaccine

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2 years

We currently have no Duke of Edinburgh, York or Sussex. I don’t want to alarm anyone but we are again exposed to Viking marauders to the East

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1 year

@fesshole Pop the heating on you must be friesian

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3 years

@AmazonUK @weetabix @HeinzUK @marmite @LakelandDairies Don't forget Amazon knew this tweet was coming before Weetabix posted it

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3 years

The stairway to the bus station, Skelmersdale

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1 year

£690 fine for slowely killing a Buzzard......for a gamekeeper...... Pretty sure the landowner will happily pay that fine. Killing any bird of prey deserves a decent jail sentence #Springwatch

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@Coldwar_Steve This is just amazing. This bit is perfect....sooooo i own the law so therefore Andrew is innocent here

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4 years

Barnard castle looks lovely

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@stephenfry

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@LionOfGosforth @skegtony Loved you in Austin Powers

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2 years

@talkSPORT Prince Andrew it appears...

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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2 years

The BBC are struggling to call Maxwell a paedophile. Yes she got underage girls for Epstein & she was a socialite..... she is now a convicted Paedophile in her own right. Nevermind Epstein she sexually abused underage girls. She is a paedophile not a socialite.

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4 years

Michael Jackson was a massive paedophile and proof that money buys innocent results. More power than Saville.

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3 years

Been accused of plagiarism.....not me. Whilst here if you can buy my book

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1 year

For an exciting championship level striker Everton have managed to negotiate a fee worth a third of a standard forward 3.5m We kept Kenwright for this level of skill in transfer negotiation

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3 years

Perfect

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4 years

Cute Panda to distract the United fans seeing De Gea on the team sheet

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cute😅🐼

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3 years

Did you know that in the English language nothing starts with an "N" and end with a "g"?

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7 years

@AngryBirds @Everton #RedisABlue is annoying me already. 1 day in.

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3 years

Buying a Christmas tree, bloke says to me are you putting it up yourself? I said no I was thinking in the front room!

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4 years

Doink

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1 year

See i'm not old n grumpy. Music used to be better. Cat Stevens was epic

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8 months

Unfollowed all the Tommy Robinson followers and Lawrence Fox We shall see if the feed gets a lot less racist or grim

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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2 years

Got 6 of these stunning birds feeding in the garden. Size of a baby penguin its like a magpie has got flamboyant pjs for Christmas

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3 years

Big Sams face when he sees southerners dont have Gravy on chips.. Big Sam seen at Spurs ground

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1 year

Tory britain as courts force people to watch Everton @amnesty how is this not monitored

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3 years

@19865b @NandosUK @KFC_UKI @weetabix @HeinzUK Definitely a fowl. Penalty to Fernandes

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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4 years

@argyleross1985 @thedavidseaman Still not sold my thermometer

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1 year

Scarborough cancel fireworks so not to alarm the chubby wonky toothed fishy odoured visitor Runcorn decide to go ahead with celebrations stating thats just their normal residents

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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5 months

@RoperCarl @PaulMorrissy When did Bellew become our spokesman? You are spot on. Kenwright rotted the infrastructure. Every position filled with unqualified "yes Bills". A directors box should be a privilege earned by years of success in business.

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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3 months

Imagine winning a cup game yet being remembered for an am dram version of acting out a tragedy.... Imagine then others arguing with the official Hillsborough support account that its justified. Lets hope they name the fella & he gets sacked/banned

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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3 years

Brian Cox hasn't said ban "British people" Gammon central.....its context is in regards to politicians propaganda style language. On par with "most people will agree (add fact that most won't)..."its what the British people want" which implies if you don't agree you aren't a Brit

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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6 years

@AlderHey Anybody who thinks popping bouncy castles up, hounding nurses or making a racket outside a sick children’s hospital is ok they are horrendously selfish. Sad that it is about the little boy there are much better ways of behaving while protesting

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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4 years

Yesterday i saw 3 old people walking at different times. All 3 of them looked petrified and like they didnt want to be out. Make sure you are smiling and saying hello. It may be the only lift they will have that day

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3 years

Breakfast in Skelmersdale

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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4 years

@UKCycleChat @Chris_Boardman @BritishCycling is it safe to cycle near the Durham area considering those with very bad eyesight are being advised its ok to drive for an hour. @BorisJohnson can you guarantee the safety of new cyclists

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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1 year

@metpoliceuk The summary to us law abiding citizens is quite dark isnt it. The police who are meant to protect everyone can now decide who has the right to protest. You are going to lose the people who support the police. Being annoying should only be a crime in police states

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