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Enlightenment liberal, anti-puritan, Englishman, David Hume fanboy. Values are not facts, and facts are true however unpopular. Companion human to Noodle.

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"When you are making a law, ask not what you would like done with it. Ask instead what others will be able to do with it." --Me, just now
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@mhdksafa Becoming a nun is a choice taken after profound personal reflection, not a social obligation enforced by male violence.
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There was a period of time in late 1970s Britain during which every man in Britain shared one thing in common: fancying Felicity Kendal.
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Thinking of starting a support group for the few of us who haven't lost our fucking minds.
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MPs have time to turn up in Parliament to be seen applauding Zelenskiy, but not to discuss vaccine damage. Let that sink in.
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@DrProudman Charlotte has been brainwashed by bad people to hate her own skin colour. Charlotte feels ashamed every time she looks in a mirror. Don't be like Charlotte.
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@CensoredMen It's this decade's "adopted Third World kid".
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Always remember that "Gender Theory" did not arise from medicine, biology or psychology, or any science, but from post-(structuralist and modernist) philosophy; systems of thought which are inherently untestable and unverifiable. Believers are led astray by elaborate sophistry.
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Me, 1983: It's unpopular, but I support Gay Rights. Me, 2003: Well that seems pretty much sorted then. Me, 2023: It's unpopular, but I support Gay Rights.
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As both Germany and France begin seeking a face-saving exit from NetZero, the British Government must remember that you aren't leading if nobody is following.
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@LauraLoomer Come now. My sympathies are with Israel at this time, but the reality is that the modern state of Israel has only existed since 1948, and the term "Palestine" has a long history. You don't "level" and "glass" anywhere "for the sake of humanity".
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It's really important to remember that Gender ideology did not arise organically from observation (like, "homosexuality exists, do we approve or disapprove?"). It is a deliberate, conscious application of Critical Theory to the sexes and its purpose is not to help anyone, or…
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The sad irony of the Trans Craze is that it will actually mean huge numbers of people having to live out their lives in the wrong body.
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@Briesias @mattuthompson How nice that the older woman whose dog was stolen before her eyes by an aggressive young man got it back. I'm sure that cured all the distress she suffered for this runt's social media profile.
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So, today I read through the Online Safety Bill. It gives OFCOM absolute power over everything posted on the internet, and the only feeble protection is entities whom OFCOM considers to be MSM, and that boils down to just taking that into consideration and writing a report to the…
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If you swap Alastair Campbell for something you bought at Poundland, is that tit for tat?🤔
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My health status: I had two Pfizer jabs, then found out what mRNA was and the risks, haven't had and will not have any boosters. I regret the jabs I had.
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@tomtemprano @SFSU It is not unreasonable for women to expect women's sports to only admit women.
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@BBCBreakfast I like how Marianna here goes straight into the "far right conspiracy". Will she be studying the far left for balance? Oh, wait, there's no such thing, right? Just the Far Right Conspiracy Theory conspiracy theory...
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@AnimalRising You weren't participating in democracy. That's a vote in which everyone is involved. You were trespassing in order to harm your target. It is an entirely different thing.
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@oz_humanist @mhdksafa I'm not speaking for anyone, just describing a society.
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@Denman13897929 Imagine a civilisation so mad it turns on its farmers.
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@LeilaniDowding They hate beauty and seek to make everything ugly; art, architecture and people. Because they are ugly inside, they want the world to reflect that.
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@xhotcrosshunx @superTV247 @deuxmoiworld Using drugs? I never would've imagined that of people in the entertainment industry! Cheating on spouses? Oh my!
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@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage It doesn't go to the Indian state, Nigel. It goes to NGOs operating in India. The Indian government has already said it doesn't want the money sent. It's funding for globalist organisations. A slush fund.
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@VictoryDay_Hope She got what she wanted; none of the bruvvahs and sistahs would cooperate with the police, and her assailant remains free.
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@GoldingBF It's a culture and it's really none of our business, which is why it should stay there not come here. We aren't the world's moral guardians, but we should be the authors of our own destiny and culture.
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Just got a letter from the NHS saying they're going to send me a bowel cancer screening kit. They're going to tell me to shove something up my arse aren't they?
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@SholaMos1 Why should a German born in 2000 feel guilt for the actions of their ancestors at one point in history?
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@ArchRose90 So a pretty stupid day to commit an arrestable offence then?
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@MikeHudema @algore But we're supposed to let you tell us what is permissible, right? Nice to see you quoting a collaboration of the super rich international elite, who will still have their planes, cars, heating and any food they like.
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@DrProudman Mummies have babies. They grow in their tummies.
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Dear Remainers: Brexit wasn't caused by Russia. It was caused by the hamfisted reveal of the EU's true intentions by the EU Constitution. Cheers
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@SholaMos1 The entire concept of generational guilt is despicable. Nobody is responsible for the sins of their ancestors.
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I'm a child of the 70s, the anti-establishment and punk eras. If you tell me to stay in my lane I will step out of my lane on principle.
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Whatever one's feelings on NetZero and Climate Change, it makes no rational sense for the UK, a secondary power with a small population and land area, to believe it can, or to attempt to, "lead the world" on carbon emissions reduction implementation.
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@Jones787Sj Phillip Schofield was the last person in Britain to realise that Phillip Schofield is gay.
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Breaking news: A fight has broken out between Trans activists and homosexual men. It's the male gaze versus the male gays.
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@HelenWebberley Mastectomy is not "routine and normal". It's a major disfiguring surgery which has to be used sadly in cancer cases.
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@JustStop_Oil Callum looks like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic, frankly.
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@NebraskaMegan This post is nothing short of an absolute disgrace.
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@EvaVlaar The blind eyes of the Woke. The ones that ignored industrial scale abuse of girls in Rotherham because of the ethnicity of the perpetrators...
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@catshouldnt The pilot's reaction when he sees the cat🤣🤣🤣
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Regarding the "nobody needs a car" tendency: my work journey is 12 miles. By car, about half an hour. By bus? Leave at 4:15ish, get home at about 6:00. If the bus turns up, if it doesn't add another miserable hour in a bus shelter. All lost time I'll never get back.
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@CarolineLucas If you'd ever complained about right wing protesters being arrested, you might not come across as a total hypocrite. You don't believe in free speech, you believe in only your side being heard. Stop using arguments you don't believe in.
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I knew a guy in his 20s who was severely obese and had PTSD from being violently attacked years ago, who suddenly had what amounted to an epiphany that he was trans, and that helped form my own view that for at least some people, this phenomenon was acting as a kind of mental…
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74% of young adults who say they are not supportive of trans people don’t actually know a trans person...
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@DianeStokie @Justice_forum They always attack in a gang.
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@AyoCaesar They started a war, Ash.
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@grayphil27 @MedvedevRussiaE It's Russia, it's never too early to start drinking heavily.
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@gaytimes I don't know any Nazis, am I not allowed an opinion on Nazis?
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@NadiaWhittomeMP Gaslighting Score: 0 stars. It's well documented in primary sources. Just read Herbert Marcuse directly, rather than a description of his work by a 3rd Party, and there it is.
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@davidllamas_ @SFSU @Riley_Gaines_ @TPUSA Universities are no longer centres of education. They are seminaries, or madrassahs. This is religious language, not that of a scholarly institution.
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Why was Caroline Dinenage MP given a free jolly to Glastonbury with accommodation worth 3 grand by Google/YouTube?
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@JohnSimpsonNews No respectable, mainstream, historical climate chart would bear out your ludicrous claim regarding 120 kyr. As to the climate, we have in those charts, periods of rapid cooling followed by rapid heating and the interesting question is the why of it.
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@JustStop_Oil People hate you because you are terrible people.
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@RobertF23004448 @Spriter99880 They are in that position with the "Global Community". The problem is that said community is shrinking rapidly to just the Anglosphere and EU (and a few outliers like Japan). The Unipolar Era is over.
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@DC_Draino A lot of the desire for independence seems to have been hammered out of them. It's weird and disappointing. Maybe a big part of it is that until tech, there wasn't much to do at home so you were always going out to hang out with your friends.
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@campbellclaret And this has what to do with Brexit exactly?
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@glennthegreat @devOfrow @cctvidiots And running isn't always the best choice, especially in a completely unexpected situation like this, and if you can't outrun the threat. You can't see the threat any more for a start. You are highly vulnerable from behind.
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@AviMayer During The Troubles, the IRA did terrible things. They blew up ordinary people, children. Look up Eniskillen or Manchester. The British government didn't deny basic services to or flatten Belfast with missiles and bombs. If they had, the discussion would have shifted to that.
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@creation247 Traditionalism isn't an economic system, so it's a false choice.
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I honestly can't think of any significant figure in UK politics right now who is as utterly unbearable a creature as Jeremy Hunt.
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@EEforpalestine So you're protesting against... energy? Israel? BP? What a mess of a message. I take it most of the crowd are the usual rentamob who will turn up to anything. Are the Socialist Workers Party there for one of their old folks days out?
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Chris Packham is a perfect example of the kind of monumental twat that only self-righteousness can produce.
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Chris Packham: Just Stop Oil are the canaries in the coal mine #GMB
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@Ed_Miliband Have you ever met "the British people" Ed?
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@Jebadoo2 Gay rights was accepting nature. Critical Gender Theory is at war with nature. An inversion.
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58 today! Happy birthdays to me 🥳
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@Keir_Starmer These inequalities being that non-whites already enjoy many privileges under the law that natives do not enjoy? Will you be ending for instance special schemes for non-whites only in education, recruitment etc?
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@cthulhupotamus @RobberyFaiI "I don't want to put me bag and coffee down". Indeed, hopeless.
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@ProfCaryCooper Ah the usual Progressive, "we decide what is important, not the rest of you reprobates". Complaining about whipping up a storm while devoting their own lives to doing just that. Hypocrisy in the extreme.
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Am I the only person who can't fucking stand having the radio on at work? It's like being forced to listen to your neighbour's music, with their loud glib chatter in between the songs you hate. When I am Dictator I will ban radio in the workplace.
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@MayorofLondon "We want to look just like China. Poor people don't have cars." -Sadiq Khan
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@BillboardChris Never has a generation so literal borne the scars of its society's failure.
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@RachelReevesMP You're going to war on sweet shops? Seriously?
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@NebraskaMegan @wizardingnews has replied below, and then blocked me like the silly coward they are. So to reply: Riley Gaines is not a "vitriolic transphobe". She's just a woman who hasn't lost touch with reality and doesn't want her sport ruined.
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@SanUvacha @GoldingBF Most Brits (I am one) are under the impression that "aid" is being given to governments when in fact it's powering NGOs with their agendas.
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk If you've got a bad back, don't put yourself in this situation.
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So just to be clear, Animal Rising, Just Stop Oil, Insulate Britain and Extinction Rebellion are all just sub-brands of the same entity, funded by the American elite (Getty/Kennedy) group Climate Emergency Fund. The different names are to present the illusion of a diversity of…
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@misc_endeavours Only if you're blind and mental. Get off my X you ass!
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@ricwe123 They should've at least done a YouTube travel video of the journey.
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@EarthshotPrize @jacindaardern What, is she in charge of you opening a tranche of prison camps or something?
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@narindertweets How do you feel about the fact that Indians kept slaves throughout their history? Should Indians apologise and pay reparations?
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Imagine if the government had refused to admit Thalidomide causes birth defects, continued to promote it, and then banned any discussion of data showing its harmful side effects🤔
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@ricwe123 This isn't "diplomacy". It's student union stuff.
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I never understand why people purport not to understand the motivations of Brexiteers, when struggle for self-determination is one of the core themes of human history, even of the Bible for instance. Why is it considered weird for Brits to want to govern ourselves as a nation?
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@JamesMelville You still have the right to protest. You don't have the right to harass and bully other citizens trying to go about their day. You live in a society. That means you have to respect the rights of other ordinary people. Get used to it.
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@TalkTV Just plain vandalism.
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@WendyB89696502 @Arwenstar Lots of babies, and children, and mothers, died. Everyday infant mortality of the past would be considered a healthcare Armageddon today.
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@rejanfic @oz_humanist @mhdksafa And it's not just about choice, or religious/cultural clothing, but what the hijab and burka represent; they are a portable closet.
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@JohnSimpsonNews Criticism is not "abuse" John. It takes a particular arrogance to consider all criticism of oneself unacceptable. And Spring has a big bucket of "Far Right" that she sloshes onto anything she doesn't like.
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@YvetteCooperMP Maybe stop importing more people, we haven't got the infastructure.
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@il0venostalgia Small children when you couldn't afford a baby sitter.
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@BrexitBassist @AnnelieseDodds @Joanna19997073 It's all a fantasy borrowed from the American narrative. They have to believe that the whole White World is Alabama in 1955 or the grift falls apart.
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@AnimalRising Protest is expressing a complaint, not deliberately harming the rest of society. Your policy is to deliberately disrupt. That's criminal, and always has been.
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@libsoftiktok @WestVirginiaU "Can be changed through hormones or surgery". yeah, but grafting hooves onto my cat won't turn her into a cow
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If we vaxsceptics are right, and the government had the evidence of harm but kept pushing it anyway while claiming "safe and effective", would that count as a crime against humanity?🤔 Is that why they are so resolutely in denial?🤔
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@MayorofLondon Supply and demand. Rent controls don't fix this.
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